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Originally posted by Batman, non-stop, righteous machine:
barboor elba7r

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Originally posted by Josette:
atryas. he said thaty as hiswife there isd a certauin way that i have yo pteereewnt myself and I walwys do what he assjs and always anmd i jystgw ant people tol klnow thati love him so uich,. ,in love him su mocu muycj. sonmopdf you jnow enben whjen ohether gpeople made fun of yuo i have lawys thoghut eell this girl has problkems. so go **** off and i sgueest youmdfuck youroiselfdso what I lik alchkoul?

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Originally posted by SayWhatYouSee:
Sheesh, Josette, I am trying to help. Show a little appreciation. Do you have any cook books?

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Originally posted by the real Mrs C:
how about alphabety spagetti ?

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Originally posted by Josette:
atryas. he said thaty as hiswife there isd a certauin way that i have yo pteereewnt myself and I walwys do what he assjs and always anmd i jystgw ant people tol klnow thati love him so uich,. ,in love him su mocu muycj. sonmopdf you jnow enben whjen ohether gpeople made fun of yuo i have lawys thoghut eell this girl has problkems. so go **** off and i sgueest youmdfuck youroiselfdso what I lik alchkoul?

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Yeah where's Chef Boyardee when you need him?
 

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Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
i think you should do fried chicken, rice, the potato/tomato dish, stuffed vine leaves or cabbage, stuffed corgette and aubergines

what time will it be ready coz im starving
 

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Posted by SayWhatYouSee (Member # 11552) on :
 

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Originally posted by Josette:

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Originally posted by SayWhatYouSee:
Sheesh, Josette, I am trying to help. Show a little appreciation. Do you have any cook books?

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Now why would I have cook books??????

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That's pretty much what I figured. No cook books. Koshary it is then. They will be more interested in your beauty and charm than the food, anyway.
 

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Posted by SayWhatYouSee (Member # 11552) on :
 

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Originally posted by Ayisha:
i think you should do fried chicken, rice, the potato/tomato dish, stuffed vine leaves or cabbage, stuffed corgette and aubergines

what time will it be ready coz im starving

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Are you crazy? Josette could break a fingernail doing all that. Best to keep it simple, Ayisha.
 

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Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
hhhmm okkkk

scrambled eggs it is then
 

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Posted by SayWhatYouSee (Member # 11552) on :
 

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Originally posted by Ayisha:
hhhmm okkkk

scrambled eggs it is then

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Josette might find scambled eggs quite complicated but it is a better suggestion than my Koshary.
 

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Posted by banana ,chimpsey (Member # 11270) on :
 
beans on toast ..goes a treat if you like farts

no seriously a nice salad and a lovely rice dish would go down a treat so siple
good luck josette....
 

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Posted by Josette (Member # 12613) on :
 
This has given me a headache! Why did I have to open my big mouth??????
 

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Posted by akshar (Member # 1680) on :
 
The last meal I cooked for a big gathering was last Monday. We had roast veal, an entire leg, rice, roast potatoes, loubiya, beans and peas and salad. Followed by Strawberries and pastries. I was out guiding in the morning and my husband phoned me and told me he had invited everyone in the flats for dinner so could I cook dinner for 18 people.!!!!!! I got home at 2pm and it was all ready at 8pm.

I am sure Josette can do the same
 

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Posted by Josette (Member # 12613) on :
 

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Originally posted by akshar:
The last meal I cooked for a big gathering was last Monday. We had roast veal, an entire leg, rice, roast potatoes, loubiya, beans and peas and salad. Followed by Strawberries and pastries. I was out guiding in the morning and my husband phoned me and told me he had invited everyone in the flats for dinner so could I cook dinner for 18 people.!!!!!! I got home at 2pm and it was all ready at 8pm.

I am sure Josette can do the same

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Well aren't you a saint
 

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Posted by the real Mrs C (Member # 10808) on :
 
will you be serving alchkoul?

perhaps you could start with some PICKLED gahebgduGOBBLDYGOOK with a nice side of INCOHERANT DRIVVLEqwnskyn, followed by a main course of lightly toasted jahbulrnkkdGIBBERISH.

NUTS anyone?
 

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Posted by Josette (Member # 12613) on :
 
Ok I think I have it
I will make kofta using necromancer's recipe,but I'm leaving out everything but the onions and breadcrumbs because well, I don't really think that all the other stuff is essential.
Then I'll boil some rice, I hate how Egyptian rice can be hard! Rice is supposed to be light and fluffy! Not that hard crap! I think I'll then add a little EVOO and No I don't like that idea. I think I'll do couscous. I like saying COUSCOUS

Ok so now all I need is a simple dessert.
 

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Posted by Josette (Member # 12613) on :
 

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Originally posted by the real Mrs C:
will you be serving alchkoul?

perhaps you could start with some PICKLED gahebgduGOBBLDYGOOK with a nice side of INCOHERANT DRIVVLEqwnskyn, followed by a main course of lightly toasted jahbulrnkkdGIBBERISH.

NUTS anyone?

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Originally posted by akshar:
The last meal I cooked for a big gathering was last Monday. We had roast veal, an entire leg, rice, roast potatoes, loubiya, beans and peas and salad. Followed by Strawberries and pastries. I was out guiding in the morning and my husband phoned me and told me he had invited everyone in the flats for dinner so could I cook dinner for 18 people.!!!!!! I got home at 2pm and it was all ready at 8pm.

I am sure Josette can do the same

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Well aren't you a saint

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Originally posted by Josette:

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Originally posted by the real Mrs C:
will you be serving alchkoul?

perhaps you could start with some PICKLED gahebgduGOBBLDYGOOK with a nice side of INCOHERANT DRIVVLEqwnskyn, followed by a main course of lightly toasted jahbulrnkkdGIBBERISH.

NUTS anyone?

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Can you suggest a good wine for kofta?

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I wouldnt bother with the wine, I thought it was HIS family coming to dinner, bringing in a wine bottle will not be a good start
 

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Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :
 
lol choose a dish from this Eat like an Egyptian section Josette, it has ingredients and how to cook the dish, etc. Find something easy, don't kill yourself to cook for them, they might not like it anyway
 

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Posted by the real Mrs C (Member # 10808) on :
 

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Originally posted by Josette:

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Originally posted by the real Mrs C:
will you be serving alchkoul?

perhaps you could start with some PICKLED gahebgduGOBBLDYGOOK with a nice side of INCOHERANT DRIVVLEqwnskyn, followed by a main course of lightly toasted jahbulrnkkdGIBBERISH.

NUTS anyone?

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Can you suggest a good wine for kofta?

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Originally posted by Josette:
Can you suggest a good wine for kofta?

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After browsing through your wine cellar, I would suggest:





or


 

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Posted by Laura (Member # 879) on :
 



or



 

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Posted by Josette (Member # 12613) on :
 
You guys are of no help!!!!!!!!! I think I may order something
 

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Posted by MK the Most Interlectual (Member # 8356) on :
 

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Originally posted by the real Mrs C:
will you be serving alchkoul?

perhaps you could start with some PICKLED gahebgduGOBBLDYGOOK with a nice side of INCOHERANT DRIVVLEqwnskyn, followed by a main course of lightly toasted jahbulrnkkdGIBBERISH.

NUTS anyone?

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Originally posted by Batman, non-stop, righteous machine:
barboor elba7r

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Originally posted by Josette:
You guys are of no help!!!!!!!!! I think I may order something

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Originally posted by Ayisha:
hhhmm okkkk

scrambled eggs it is then

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Good idea - with lots of bacon

Your inlaws will looooveee you for that Josette
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 
Josette - Are you busy cooking the meal for the family? Please tell us all what you decided to cook and how it all went
 

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Posted by necromancer (Member # 12656) on :
 
Honey glazed spit roasted suckling pig served on a bed of steamed cabbage and garnished with pineapple slices ( tinned of course).


Little red lanterns, a few colourful dragons swaying down the street and finished off with a game of Mahjong or take them to the casino and play blackjack or roulette.

Kung Hai Fat Choi Josette.
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 
Do you think she killed them all off with her cooking, herself included? She hasn't posted yet to let us kow how it all went
 

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Posted by the real Mrs C (Member # 10808) on :
 

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Originally posted by the real Mrs C:
will you be serving alchkoul?

perhaps you could start with some PICKLED gahebgduGOBBLDYGOOK with a nice side of INCOHERANT DRIVVLEqwnskyn, followed by a main course of lightly toasted jahbulrnkkdGIBBERISH.

NUTS anyone?

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Excellent improvement Mrs. C. The spelling classes did you miracles.

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thanks! your husbands other wife is a great teacher!
 

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Posted by Laura (Member # 879) on :
 
and now that "Attention Fag" will show up here
 

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Posted by MK the Most Interlectual (Member # 8356) on :
 

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your husbands other wife is a great teacher!

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Originally posted by the real Mrs C:
LOL! of course it is! we all know its noy *you* who has two *husbands*!!!

anyone else noticed how people pick up on the smallest of spelling mistakes (and even punctuation!!!) when they have nothing else to say?

i tend to skip over your grammatical errors, why waste time on that when theres sooooooooooo much more to laugh at in your posts?

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Originally posted by the real Mrs C:

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Originally posted by MK the Most Interlectual:

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Originally posted by the real Mrs C:
will you be serving alchkoul?

perhaps you could start with some PICKLED gahebgduGOBBLDYGOOK with a nice side of INCOHERANT DRIVVLEqwnskyn, followed by a main course of lightly toasted jahbulrnkkdGIBBERISH.

NUTS anyone?

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Excellent improvement Mrs. C. The spelling classes did you miracles.

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thanks! your husbands other wife is a great teacher!

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Now I understand why she feels getting fat is her biggest nightmare.


She is afraid of him taking a third?


My apologies MK I had no idea that you were a second wife. Now I understand the bitterness in your posts.

 

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Posted by the real Mrs C (Member # 10808) on :
 
^^ slander? like the bullshit you posted about me screwing men while my boyfriend lay dying in hospital?

desperate indeed!

i wonder what makes you feel the need to put others down to big yourself up? always banging on about how 'interlectual' you are and how superior you are to others... constantly taking ANY chance to tell the world how beautiful you are, how rich.

how sad.



i havnt even been posting that much in the last few days, mainly reading. i only posted to you here because you jumped in to insult me. why? whay cant you show a little restraint? i dont follow you around.

it saddens me that you would put down a fellow health profesionals advice, due to a simple spelling error. perhaps if you read some of my advice, as i read yours (such as the breast feeding advice) then you wouldnt be depressed about your weight.

i dont think you will though... toooo superior for that arnt you?! im still doing you a favour though... when you read my posts your heart rate increases, and your chubby fingers type that bit faster. apparantly you LOL a lot... this will also help you to burn off a few of those pounds.

good luck with that, i imagine its tough to be a fat bloater in a barbie world. still... you always have ES to stroke your ego!


 

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Posted by Laura (Member # 879) on :
 
I'm disappointed in you Necromancer.

Of all the moral high ground you have to choose from on this forum, and all the online s**** here, you pick on a pregnant woman.

Aib Aib Aib


 

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Posted by necromancer (Member # 12656) on :
 
Laura,
I have watched this woman over a period of time and watch her incessantly attack anyone who does not conform to her ideals. It is almost like she needs to be in control, she insults perfect strangers when they disagree with her. I question her motives, I question her life, I see through her but it seems that to gain acceptance into her 'club' 'secret 'place' you have to bow before her.
I watch you women do that and it makes me wonder what is going on here. maybe I see through her a bit better.
Yes she is pregnant, yes she is hormonal,yes she deserves to have this taken into consideration, BUT!! I have watched her feast on people here. Pregnant or not.
She tries to appear all caring but it is very transparent.
She attacked me in the beginning. If things dont suit her she stamps her feet and insults you till you see her point of view.
She is by my estimation very shallow, and self obsessed.
I have to agree with Mrs C on this one.

Do you think it was nice to comment on a woman reminding you of CANCER!! as she did to Mrs C?


I do not have to give my opinion on all the other **** as you say.
I am not forced into commenting on each and every thread but I will post when I chose.

I'm afraid it works both ways.

Prove me wrong.

Watch as she selects each individual to be nice to on the basis of whether they agree with her or not then watch future interactions.

When she has nothing to add she insults.
She totally got herself in a state because she did not understand my post. I did not have the patience to try to explain again, she saw in it what she wanted.
I never at all mentioned anything about her craving Koshari!
That is not what the post meant at all but it went over her head.

How pathetic to pull someone up on spelling,she makes plenty!! just look to the post by her at 4.55!
is there not a spelling mistake there?
do you see anyone bothered as she is?



In addition have you noticed that she gave Yorkshire Rose such a hard time, insulted her, etc and even went as far as to use one of Yorkshire Roses spelling mistakes in her new user name Interlectual!! Just as her friend in the safe place! Tream lefty did when she changed her name to TREAM instead of team. How very sad and childish of them both.
To yorkshire credit she has risen above that insult and tired to be friends. YR would be friends with the devil himself lol
No offence YR, MK acting in her capacity as the good samaritan sent her a sachet of medicine. How very staged. Am I the only one her who see's through her. enough to watch her try to show she cares but not enough to remove the spelling mistakes, to stop the constant drivel about spelling mistakes etc. No!!! because that is a tool for her.
I am not fooled.
 

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Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :
 
wait, I'm confused, who is everyone talking about?
 

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Posted by Mrs Tibe (Member # 12653) on :
 
Our old "friend" MK. I have to agree with necromancer and Mrs C. MK is a selfloving b!tch that loves to see other miserable to try and portray her self as having a good life. She constantly treaten people and make fun of them in an evil way. Her specialty is when somebody is too much inlove, - she cant stand that especially if the guy is egyptian. She pulled a trick on me and my husband once or twice to try and split us up. Necromancer you said everything so right and in a polite tone. I like you.
 

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Posted by mysticheart (Member # 6838) on :
 
Josette, this is an innocent question i promise. Do you know how to cook at all?
If you do then try cooking something you know, it doesnt have to be egyptian food.
Maybe fix lasagna with salad and make some garlic bread, cut up some fresh fruits and mix in some sugar,, or meatloaf with potatoes and carrots also with salad and then get some apples and slice them up and add cinnamon and sugar then bake them..
If you need recipes i can try to help with that, i cook very well though i dont know egyptian food lol. and to answer your earlier post, yes the mince meat they have in egypt is ground beef but it has a slight seasoning added to it.
Let me know if i can help.
 

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