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Originally posted by wiggum:
[This message has been edited by wiggum (edited 21 April 2005).]
ya Wiggy.... changed your mind???
r u by any chance dat fat police man from the Simpson?
u like donuts?
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Originally posted by wiggum:
Not at all , on my way .
In fact just leaving to the airport this minute.wiggum
Yes kkkaaa I am that policeman
ya Wiggy.. we can get a few Hurghada-ites together and meet up.. no prob!!!
knowing samia, she will defintly boil u in thier couldron/!!!
Why don't you come along and test the water?
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Originally posted by Semsema:
kkkaaa,Why don't you come along and test the water?
by ma self?
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Originally posted by wiggum:
Well I am here now, sorry it took me so long to get to an internet cafe.I am so so duisappointed by Hurghada, frankly nothing like I expected (may be I expected too much). I think it is a right dump, one huge building site.
Dusty, and super mosquitos that cannot be killed by any spay!@!
You are brave people to like it here, as for me I am cutting my stay short and going back ASAP.
Needless to say I am not looking for a place to buy anymore!!
Ta Ta all
Try El Gouna just next door - and Sharm. It may be more to your liking and if you hate it there anyway, you don't have anything to lose, right?
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Originally posted by wiggum:
I am so so duisappointed by Hurghada, frankly nothing like I expected (may be I expected too much).
Oh my dear didn't you do any research then? I've only seen H from an airplane that made a stop there once but it was clear there are only hotels in desert there. Where did you get the idea even to buy there?? (i don't remember having read) Take a ferry over to the sharm side and explore there. You can get instant accommodation from Delta Sharm near Naama, and from Dahab and I'd advice you see both places if you want to buy, but DO go to Dahab. You'll have H's long beaches, Sharm's mountains, streetlife and community of.. hmm.. maybe Amsterdam? (or Christiania?? :), for beduin prices. Sorry if you already know.
Or the Northern coast?? Why is everybody buying to Red sea, why not to the Mediterranean?? Does it get SO cold up north? Have no idea. Though Sharm is great in that the year-round tourists provide some kind of entertainment venue, or buzz, or simply noice of civilisation :)) in case you are alone there and bored. And there are large numbers of "locals" or people who work there and sometimes their families. North coast maybe gets a tad lonely in winter?
i knew samia was up2 sumthing
wat sauce did u use on him?
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
havent heard of wiggum for so longi knew samia was up2 sumthing
wat sauce did u use on him?
Huh????
nevamind
im just so bored
i got nothing better to do...
than make such lame joke
maybe i shud get studying more harder
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
wiggum dont go...knowing samia, she will defintly boil u in thier couldron/!!!
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
lolnevamind
im just so bored
i got nothing better to do...than make such lame joke
maybe i shud get studying more harder
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How about starting with studying spelling?????
it's keyboards
they have letters all over the place
when i hand write, i dont make as many mistakes
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
nufing wrong wid my spelling
The sauce part went completely over the head did it not? Sometimes it is just tooooooo much like hard work.
wat was the hard work :S
u lot really confuse me?
hard work to put sauce over ur head???
:?:/
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
ah u lot have no british humour at alll....wat was the hard work :S
u lot really confuse me?
hard work to put sauce over ur head???
:?:/
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Originally posted by Karah_Mia:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by kkkaaa:
[b]ah u lot have no british humour at alll....wat was the hard work :S
u lot really confuse me?
hard work to put sauce over ur head???
:?:/
Ya Karah.... it's scarey!!! I really believe this person is serious!!! KKaaaa has the intellectual capacity of a biscuit...
U LOT HAVE NO BRITISH HUMOUR AT ALL!!!!????
This scares me more than anything!!!! Is this person really British????
Ya Sem.... I really do give up!!!
KKaakka.... If, as my friend Karah suggests you learn a language.... may I suggest English?????
I'm still trying to decide if you're for real!!!
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Originally posted by Samia:
Ya Karah.... it's scarey!!! I really believe this person is serious!!! KKaaaa has the intellectual capacity of a biscuit...U LOT HAVE NO BRITISH HUMOUR AT ALL!!!!????
This scares me more than anything!!!! Is this person really British????Ya Sem.... I really do give up!!!
KKaakka.... If, as my friend Karah suggests you learn a language.... may I suggest English?????
I'm still trying to decide if you're for real!!!
Deep in my heart I really hope he/she is NOT FOR REAL.....
im sorry to say but...
the vocab u are all using is way to advance for me
my head is spinning...
can u all start again :s and wil u all please slow down..this time
cheerio my dears
ta-ta bye bye
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
hi all,
thx for all ya concerns....im sorry to say but...
the vocab u are all using is way to advance for me
my head is spinning...
can u all start again :s and wil u all please slow down..this time
cheerio my dears
ta-ta bye bye
Are you a native Brit?
i knew that will get u....
well maybe i am....
for me to know
n u to find out
only my financee knows ,and she not here
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
hehei knew that will get u....
well maybe i am....for me to know
n u to find out
only my financee knows ,and she not here
I got it! I got it KA!!!! You are CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Karah_Mia:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by kkkaaa:
[b]ah u lot have no british humour at alll....wat was the hard work :S
u lot really confuse me?
hard work to put sauce over ur head???
:?:/
seriously, I can't believe you wrote this Karah! what happened to you ?!
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Originally posted by Troubles101:
seriously, I can't believe you wrote this Karah! what happened to you ?!
It came straight from my heart. Who says I am a Saint? (only Charlie is LOL) Some people don't like gays, some don't like intellect deficiency. And?
tell ur lingustint saint that i am very sorry to put him in a seziure...
i hope he gets well soon...
nah im not chinese...
ill tel u one thing 4 sure...
i sure hates gays!!!
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Originally posted by Karah_Mia:
It came straight from my heart. Who says I am a Saint? (only Charlie is LOL) Some people don't like gays, some don't like intellect deficiency. And?
Never thought of you as a saint, actually the opposite... kidding , just you never seemed to me like somone who would be bitter to anyone and that made you very special person here, you'r good in ignoring what you dislike and finding good here and there, I admire this about you.
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
well KArah..tell ur lingustint saint that i am very sorry to put him in a seziure...
i hope he gets well soon...
nah im not chinese...ill tel u one thing 4 sure...
i sure hates gays!!!
Ka, I do not mean to offend you,, if I did, I am sorry. It seems obvious to me now that English is not your native language, and perhaps you are very young. As to hating someone....it is like drinking poison yourself and expecting him to die. Think of it for a moment, that's all.
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Originally posted by Troubles101:
Never thought of you as a saint, actually the opposite... kidding , just you never seemed to me like somone who would be bitter to anyone and that made you very special person here, you'r good in ignoring what you dislike and finding good here and there, I admire this about you.Thanks Trouble. It was the lil bitch in me that stuck its ugly head, but I am better now.
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Hm, thanks god this board is in English language - if it would be in Arabic......
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Originally posted by Tigerlily:
Hm, thanks god this board is in English language - if it would be in Arabic......
It would be the biggest source of entertainment on the net, prescribed for clinically depressed Arabic speakers to be miraculously cured on the spot!
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Originally posted by Samia:
Ya troubles.. don't worry.. the insults bypass KKakka anyway!!!
But.. at one time.. he DID claim to be British!
Samia, is there a 'green card' in Britain? Something like permission to stay and work for foreigners but not citizenship.
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Originally posted by Troubles101:
Never thought of you as a saint, actually the opposite... kidding , just you never seemed to me like somone who would be bitter to anyone and that made you very special person here, you'r good in ignoring what you dislike and finding good here and there, I admire this about you.[This message has been edited by Troubles101 (edited 03 May 2005).]
Troubles, there's a limit to everything. Poor Karah just couldn't take it any longer, just like most of us here on ES.
Karah and Samia, you two are being naughty again. *Kaka* LOL, nice one, girls
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There seems to be a problem in this community where people are getting confused of ma nativity [if this word exist]
But I assure you that my native languauge is not Chinese.
I have no reason to lie, as Muslim we do not LIE . I say what I am.
By the way, the next post I write, do not expect me to sit up straight, and use all my fingers to write a silly little post in a "silly" little forum.
:P
Good Evening!
Yours
*kaka*
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Originally posted by Karah_Mia:
Ka, I do not mean to offend you,, if I did, I am sorry. It seems obvious to me now that English is not your native language, and perhaps you are very young. As to hating someone....it is like drinking poison yourself and expecting him to die. Think of it for a moment, that's all.
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To say you hate gays is like saying you hate someone with a different coloured skin to your own. It is pointless and not at all good for you.
Now Karah and Samia, give the poor guy a break (no not leg or arm), speaking personally I would be totally lost trying to post in Arabic, hey I have just got the hang of asking for my vegetables in Arabic and even then I do get some strange looks!
British sense of humour Kkkaaa takes some getting accustomed to, but hang in there, maybe one day you will realise that our postings are not really nasty, just our senses of humour.
Cultures are different, in my country are many homosexuals around and no one cares. People live together, even getting married, can adopt children and they have special clubs to go to. Well I am not agreeing on everything like getting married or being able to adopt children but our country is very tolerant and gives them the same rights like heterosexual couples.
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Originally posted by Semsema:
[B]speaking personally I would be totally lost trying to post in Arabic, hey I have just got the hang of asking for my vegetables in Arabic B]
Well, that was my point. My skills in writing Arabic are very limited (I can talk away though pretty good ) otherwise I would be on chat boards in Arabic language and probably would have much fun over there.
soho is not very far...
i suppose pple thesde day think it is "cool" to hang with gays,,
espeacilly women...
there is al thoos ho-ha, that gays are sessitive, they know wat girls think..and all that bullsh*t....
i feel sorry for gays,,,,they are just like fashion accesories to these women...
oh, and then there is the fuss that "gays are soo much cleaner" and all that...
that is because the ordinary kafir kid, so so dirty...
dey see gay to be so clean
i bet my feet is washed five times more than any u non-muslim...
so everone stop assuming..
and semsema....
i know this is ur lil joke..
i enjoy being stupid here...cos its funny the way u all repsond...
but its getting a bit boring...
maybe ill look for another egyptian un-moderated forum
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Originally posted by Tigerlily:
Member Kkkaaa is coming from an Islamic cultural background where homosexuality is forbidden and disgusting so when he's saying he hates gays I totally understand that. In Egypt no ones even speaks openly about homosexuality though its around but no God fearing Muslim would ever justify or advocate homosexuality.Cultures are different, in my country are many homosexuals around and no one cares. People live together, even getting married, can adopt children and they have special clubs to go to. Well I am not agreeing on everything like getting married or being able to adopt children but our country is very tolerant and gives them the same rights like heterosexual couples.
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
but its getting a bit boring...
But it always gets boring if you just joke around, right? Joke is just joke, nothing exciting there. Real life the way it is is much more exciting, even though history repeats itself then usually we do not notice and everything always "happens the first time" to us
AND it is always interesting when you yourself are INTERESTED (like e.g. in other people and how they think or behave).
I've never been to london, I hate shopping and have enbough of rain in my own country, and I hate clubs and "mingling" so it is difficult to find an excuse (but I definitely want to, one day, because I like art and I'd love go see some really good paintings)
so anyway the way I understand the london yuppie lifestyle i guess it is kind of cool thing there to be "bored" and "seen it all" and oh-so-detached, by default ???
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
Actuallly i was born and breed in the streets of london.....
You must get a tad cold in winter!
nevermind...
i guess history doe repeat itself , per se :s
but, we dont liv long enuf in history to see it repeat, so it is alway a 1st time for us..
of course it is common sense to b interested in what interst you
i suppoes ifu keep on cracking the same jokes it can get boring..
when i read the post of pple b4 i started to post,
most of the members were just posting as if they are right, and smart, and big-head when someone questions them, they start to snap at them...
so then the other member snaps back...
[and that is wat i call boring ]
but i took another apporach
i was using my psychological skills 2 see wat happens
let just see it as an experiment
nway i guess im gettting bored of this "experiment"....
i'l just get bak to wat neva bores me.....
My religion
bye
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Originally posted by nevermind:
But it always gets boring if you just joke around, right?
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
most of the members were just posting as if they are right, and smart, and big-head :rolleyes: when someone questions them, they start to snap at them...
so then the other member snaps back...
[and that is wat i call boring ;)]
Ah, but still you can then sit and see what makes people snap back it is actually very telling and since all people here are just usual people from real world, then it just is a glimpse into real world. Helps you avoid doing or saying snappy kind of things to them in real life (or at least being prepared when they hit you :)
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
Actuallly i was born and breed in the streets of london.....soho is not very far...
nway u all ladies here ...no need for me to get personal.. der only one lady i need in my private life to get personal with
there aint no diving schools around my place...
but i did enjoy doing my PADI diving qualifcation in some swimming poool.....
only get to see the wonder of chlorine...not corals...
nevamind...lol, r u saying that forums act like a sort of therapy for pple to release thier anger and frustration end of the day...
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Originally posted by Samia:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by kkkaaa:
[b]Actuallly i was born and breed in the streets of london.....soho is not very far...
[/B][/QUOTE]
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Originally posted by Samia:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by kkkaaa:
[b]Actuallly i was born and breed in the streets of london.....soho is not very far...
[/B][/QUOTE]
Breeding may be exhausting under the capricious Lon-Don skies, who has the time to look at the street names???
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y u all wanna know for....
u get to use to the breedin...
after being here nerly 20 years [more or less]..
i had to know every street name..cos i use to bike around quite a bit...
alot cheaper but more unhealthy
nway ill be moving out of here, inshaAllah,
for uni...very far [undisclosed location]...
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Originally posted by Karah_Mia:
Breeding may be exhausting under the capricious Lon-Don skies, who has the time to look at the street names???
quote:
Originally posted by kkkaaa:
dont worry samia, where i isu all ladies here ...no need for me to get personal.. der only one lady i need in my private life to get personal with
there aint no diving schools around my place...
but i did enjoy doing my PADI diving qualifcation in some swimming poool.....
only get to see the wonder of chlorine...not corals...
Ya KKakka... now I know you're full if it.... you can't get a PADI certification without 4 open water dives....
also....
I dont actually give a s_hit what part of London you are from... I don't believe for one minute you are from London at all..Do you seriously think I want to come looking for you if you give me a district???
....oh u dont want to come an look for me? y didnt u tell me.,...
in that case i wud give u ma full adresss...
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
well i dived in 4 differnt swimmng pool....oh u dont want to come an look for me? y didnt u tell me.,...
in that case i wud give u ma full adresss...
Ya kkakka.. I'm normally very reluctant to call people liars... but you ARE a big liar!!!
You need to do some research before you come on this forum spouting your crap!!!
ill just get ma certicaface out and write it out for you:
it says:
PADI
Certification of Participation
Awarded to "mr Kkkaaa"
This certifies the person named has participated in a Specail Program of
" Try Dive"
(Sanctioned by PADI)
Given this on "04" day of "april", 20"03"
Signed by director.
There, now u belive me!!!!!!!!!
eveyinth in "quatioan" was writeen in pen..OK
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
watch ywho u calling a lair, young lady....ill just get ma certicaface out and write it out for you:
it says:
PADI
Certification of Participation
Awarded to "mr Kkkaaa"
This certifies the person named has participated in a Specail Program of
" Try Dive"(Sanctioned by PADI)
Given this on "04" day of "april", 20"03"
Signed by director.
There, now u belive me!!!!!!!!!
eveyinth in "quatioan" was writeen in pen..OK
Ya KKakka.. theres a world of difference between participation and qualification....
You did a try dive.. this doesnt mean anything!!!Any fool can do one any day at any beach.... free!!! As far as diving goes, you are qualified to do NOTHING... NADA....NIL!!!!!
You have NO diving qualification!!!
As I said before.. you're full of it!!!
am i really full of it???
am i the ONLLLYYYY only
[no need to put me down just cos i tried a TRY PADI ]
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Originally posted by Samia:
you are qualified to do NOTHING... NADA....NIL!!!!!
You have NO diving qualification!!!
As I said before.. you're full of it!!!
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no offence to samia or any other ladies...
i aint taking no diving leessson or a dive wid any other women here or any where
nor im a guna look at another lady with her swim suit on
i'll save that for someone else...........:|
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
nor im a guna look at another lady with her swim suit on
Have no PADI but I believe you don't dive in a swimsuit, you dive in a divesuit? Don't they write on your PADI what you need to wear?
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Originally posted by nevermind:
Have no PADI but I believe you don't dive in a swimsuit, you dive in a divesuit? Don't they write on your PADI what you need to wear?
Ignore him, nevermind.. he's pretending to know about something he knows absolutely nothing about!!
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Originally posted by Samia:
Ignore him, nevermind.. he's pretending to know about something he knows absolutely nothing about!!
Thanks, am quite enjoying actually. PADI means "pillow" in my language and it's silly but whenever I see these block letters I just can't help imagining all them sexy diving instructors down there with their big PADIs
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
swom suite, swim wear...diveing wear
same thing:Pdey both reveal the womens body
actully i know quite alot...
let me see
sumthing abt not going up too quick
and boynecey
and that u might get bubbles trap in ur lngs if u surface too fastand loads other
nway, Alhamdulilah even though it was in the swimming pool i dived, it was the most nicest, and peacful expreince.
so peaceful so quite, almost as if u flying. and breathing under water at the same time
amazing, i guesss
imagine in real waters with the fishes and marine life........
i guesss it one thing i wont be doing in ma lifetime, unless of course,
i can afford to hire a boat, and some diving gear...and a good portion of sea, from the public for private usebetweeen me n my wife only
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Originally posted by Samia:
alhamdulillah!!!
:O
o and u r muslim!!!
or u just leanrt that from egypt
[names can be decieving]
Next time I go into the swimming pool, does that mean I get my PADI Certificate?
Different name at home! Max is still going strong - get me now?
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
:O
o and u r muslim!!!or u just leanrt that from egypt
[names can be decieving]
quote:
Originally posted by matron:
Hi Samia,Different name at home! Max is still going strong - get me now?
Got me thinking now... unless you live in a house with pink balconies???
so wat u do, a muslimah diver....
dive in ur hijaab ...
i asked if she wore a hijaab down there??
[which was a joke]..that was all
i wasnt tryin to get wat she wears down there, if i did i wud have asked straight....
i was trying to find out how is a muslimah can be a diver, the two at the same time.......
[cos i know how inappropiately they do dress]
unless salama found a new revoltionery way to actaully wear a hijaab whilest diving....
abt this eroctism thing u talking about?
i have no idea wat u mean? or wat made u think of "eroctism",,,or even use such a word so easily in public....
i know it a weeekend, and wateva sick and peverted things u get up2 in the weekend...
there is no need to spill it in here...
so please keep those comments to urself.....im sure in the world of the internet, there are many forums where these sick "lost-souls" come to meet and express wat lonely and "eroctism" thing dey get up to...try it there, not here, please!
and another thing...
wat wud u now wat is proper and inproper of a muslim? and wat do u care?
wat "proper" and "inproper" acts i do, is bewtweeen me and my Lord, and not the likes of you to judge or comment me.
Everyman is to himself in this earth, so look after urself first...
I go cry a bit.
:s
i dont understand you??
sorry
but im sorry to say, jokes do have thier limits...
and for me going into the realms of sexuailty with strangers [or anyone else other than ur wife]
is really out of the question....even insulting..
[please do not be sad, i didnt intend to get anyone upset ......]
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Originally posted by matron:
No Samia, School ring a bell?
ya Blondie... don't you have pink balconies?? or maybe just pink house??
quote:
Originally posted by nevermind:I go cry a bit.
ya nevermind... don't cry too hard over somebody that has an intellect of a biscuit!!
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Originally posted by kkkaaa:
after all them post , and no salams
Ok.. I can count how many salaams you have posted??
I have had a rotten 4 days vacation, Thursday, Friday spent shopping and baking supposed to be going to El Gouna, but hubby (!) couldn't get anyone to look after Max, supposed to be going to the beach today, but tht was scrapped as well.
I am well and truly p....d off! It's a pity you don't drink!
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Originally posted by matron:Friday spent shopping and baking
I am well and truly p....d off! It's a pity you don't drink!
BAKING??? BAKING??? Ya matron.. when can I come round for my chocolate cake?????
You know you don't even have to ask! You are welcome anytime. My speciality is an apple & raisin/sultana. Ginger snaps. Peanut butter cookies. Banana loaf. Scones. Pancakes (Scotch).
Do you like: Apple & Raisin/Sultana Cake. Ginger Snaps. Peanut Butter cookies. Banana Cake?
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Originally posted by Semsema:
Well OKAY then! Only get 1 day off remember, hoping to go out this Sunday, what about next week?
CAKE???? Anywhere anytime... I'm all yours!!!
I lead a sad and deprived life, Sem!!!
Any luck with the mug shots?
quote:
Originally posted by Semsema:
No probs at all Samia, will let you know when my next baking session is! Probably next week-end. This Sunday hoping to relax for a change.Any luck with the mug shots?