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Posted by nooralhaq (Member # 5823) on :

"Car Names Explained"

AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW - Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster

BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Dead or Dying Gas Eater Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express

FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time

FORD - First On Recall Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM - General Maintenance Great Mistake

GMC - Garage Man's Companion Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA - Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere,

PINTO - Put in new transmission often

PONTIAC - poor old Neanderthal thinks it's a Cadillac

SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW - Virtually Worthless

Posted by salama (Member # 5941) on :

Lool..! mine is a sierra ( Ford )!

Posted by nooralhaq (Member # 5823) on :

ironically enough mine isn't even listed
(nissan)
hey which car company is it that during the comericals it goes 'ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM' ?

Posted by * 7ayat * (Member # 7043) on :

heheh i have a honda

Posted by penelope (Member # 7434) on :

mine is a fiat & I do fix it all the time, as it's an old one

Posted by 1mangang (Member # 6403) on :

quote:
Originally posted by nooralhaq:
ironically enough mine isn't even listed
(nissan)
hey which car company is it that during the comericals it goes 'ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM' ?

mazda

Posted by nooralhaq (Member # 5823) on :

quote:
Originally posted by 1mangang:
mazda

Oh yeah, that's right. Maybe that commercial is only here in the states? Zoom zoom zoom~

Posted by SiN_iNN (Member # 5754) on :

IT Industry

IBM - Impressive But Meaningless

NCR - Never Comes Right

Mine is Opel ... Stands for wt ?

Posted by Serendipity (Member # 7211) on :

I have a two wheeled ferrari

a.k.a My bicycle