A conversation I had with little kid of my relatives:
My mother said she bought me from the store but my friend Hasan said babies come from mother body
Me: Hasan is right
from mother where?
Me: from an open between her legs
the open we poo from?
Me: No, another one for babies
Can I see it?
Me: I don't have one to show you
Can I ask my Mom to show it to me?
Me: No
Why
Me: she wont like it
Why? I want to see where I came from, are you lieing to me?
Me: No, I told you the truth
Then why can't I see it if it's true?
Me: ask your mom
I will
Me: ok
And when I thought I'm done and like Phewwwwwwwwwwww
But how did I get into there?
Me: Your father put a seed there through that open and you grew up there
a seed? where did he get it from?
Me: from the little thing he pees from
How?
Me: when boys grow up they can have that seed from there
and he took the seed and put it into the open
Me: Yes
Is it big ?
Me: no very small but he puts so many of them and only one works
He can catch them with his hand if they very small?
Me: No he doesn't put them with his hand
How then?
Me: hey did you finish your homework?
Yes, How then?
Me: Next time because I'm late ---------
I thought we should not lie to little kids but really next time I'm going to tell him Angel Azrael comes at night to hunt little kids who ask those questions or maybe I will suggest him to ask Hasan.
Posted by biker_babe (Member # 11108) on :
Nothing like a child to make you lost for words!! Thanks for that, its made my day!!!!!
Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
What kills your day makes it for another.
I just thought once I tell him where he came from he will feel disguested by the idea and drop the whole subject, I w'd have done that if I was in his shoes, but, the more filthy it got the more he got excited and the more I was turned off.
I'm sure he's eagerly waiting for the coming meeting, and I'm too scared thinking of what might happen next...
Posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari (Member # 8356) on :
And I'm sure the bastard will run to his parents and say: "Uncle Latheeth was talking to me about the "open" between mama's legs"
I really feel sorry for the kids growing up with all those taboos. And before the dogs are let out, I only meant that it is OKAY to teach our kids about the human body, while still keeping the conservative nature of our culture.
Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
quote:Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari: I only meant that it is OKAY to teach our kids about the human body, while still keeping the conservative nature of our culture.
How can you be conservative while explaining sex ? I really don't want to contribute in the making of horny little kids, but how ? Posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari (Member # 8356) on :
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ:
quote:Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari: I only meant that it is OKAY to teach our kids about the human body, while still keeping the conservative nature of our culture.
How can you be conservative while explaining sex ? I really don't want to contribute in the making of horny little kids, but how ?
If the tone of voice doesn't get accompanied with epileptic fits and winks and nodges.
Taking the subject very seriously is a good start.
But then again.. I totally understand how children are with secrets.
Once we were visiting my father's boss when I was 4 years old, and the old man asked me what I did that day, and I said: "I saw mama's and papa's wee-wees"
(MOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOOGLE AD BAR SAYS: STOP LYING, LIE DETECTOR TEST!! )
Posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari (Member # 8356) on :
Off for a "bike ride with my daughter"
See yo later abul Luzz! (puke)
Posted by karla (Member # 5472) on :
I don't know if the other observed that now a days the children are more curios then old generation and it seems to me that more advanced then us for their age. Frankly a child can give you hard time with his or her questions! LaZeeZ, you have right...isn't well to lie the children...but we have to find the right words and the right way for to explain or answer of their questions.
Posted by DawnBev (Member # 11276) on :
A couple of years ago, when my son was in his final year of primary school (aged 11), he asked me what a 'blow job was'. I wasn't ready for that! I said I'd tell him if the told me where he had heard that expression.
Unfortunately in the school playground one kid had his mobile phone and was downloading pornography. I went to the school to complain.
I did explain to Sam what a BJ is, and in quite a technical and conservative, this is possible - I have no qualms in using such terms, I used to work in a HIV centre. We can inform our kids about the body's functions and sexual activity can be natural - its what some people do with it thats not natural. Yes, there is a fine line between whats acceptable and not acceptable. What 2 consenting adults may choose to do may well not be my cup of tea etc. But, unfortunately, in todays society when kids are saturated with unsuitable audio and visual material, its up to the parents to teach their kids before they get too influenced by their peers.
After explaining to Sam what a BJ was, he appeared disgusted and asked "do people really do that?" I said, "Some, but not everyone" I could see he was thinking, and I thought, oh no, he's going to ask me if I do it!! I ended the conversation with some advice "dont do it unless you are over 18, never be forced into it and as part of a loving relationship".
Here's hoping he will follow my advice.
we talk a lot about all kinds of things, and we have a very close relationship, but those hormones have yet to kick in.
Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
quote:Originally posted by karla: LaZeeZ, you have right...isn't well to lie the children...but we have to find the right words and the right way for to explain or answer of their questions.
Yes but talking about it isn't like going through it.
In the past people brought kids to make them happy now kids are brought to tortue their parents with those questions.
Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
DawnBev, BJ???I doubt my relative experince will go that far but what worries me are not really the questions but the "I want to see this or that" requests. When he says I want to see where I came from and how it looks like there, I'm like "Yes Why shouldn't you know where you came from but if only you know the whole truth you w'd be slapping your face for asking this dumb question"
Posted by karla (Member # 5472) on :
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ:
quote:Originally posted by karla: LaZeeZ, you have right...isn't well to lie the children...but we have to find the right words and the right way for to explain or answer of their questions.
Yes but talking about it isn't like going through it.
In the past people brought kids to make them happy now kids are brought to tortue their parents with those questions.
Blame "evolution" for this! Kids have access to computers now, they can connecting and entrancing to all web sites existent and from here they see a lot of things.
Posted by DawnBev (Member # 11276) on :
If he wanted to actually see it, then no, no way.
Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
Noways make them or him -maybe he is a special case- more curious...
Posted by kouki (Member # 11713) on :
now i'm sitting in front of my boss, I'm trying to control myself
Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
quote:Originally posted by kouki: now i'm sitting in front of my boss, I'm trying to control myself
is he or she hot?
Posted by karla (Member # 5472) on :
quote:Originally posted by kouki: now i'm sitting in front of my boss, I'm trying to control myself
You are in wrong threat or what??? Because I'm sure that has no connection where are you or what you do with curios kids Posted by kouki (Member # 11713) on :
yeah, I got out of the office to laugh
Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
Oh I thought you'r trying to control yourself not to ask your boss to show you something Posted by cinematic (Member # 11514) on :
oh that kid is hilarious LOL I remember I used to be incredibly curious as a kid (still am ) .... But i knew everything when i was nine & without computers or Satellite... I asked & my Dad told me.... my dad talked to me about everything sex, period, love.... my mom never did .... she wouldnt do it
I remebre watching accidentally the first porno film when I was 16 in a hotel in Germany.... my god I was shocked... I couldnt imagine that that's how they do it.... jumping on top on one another hyterically .... I thought it was crazy
Posted by Madame M. (Member # 8386) on :
My sons are 8.5 and 10. I have explained to them wear babies come from and how they are made. I use proper words such as..vagina and penis. I explained in a conservative way and told them that sex is for grown ups in commited marital relationships. My sons were disgusted when they found out that babies don't come out of a woman's stomach but instead out of their vagina. They said, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! Then they asked how that happens. I explained. I'd rather I tell them then them hearing it from kids at school. I wish my mother had told me.
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeZ: A conversation I had with little kid of my relatives:
My mother said she bought me from the store but my friend Hasan said babies come from mother body
Me: Hasan is right
from mother where?
Me: from an open between her legs
the open we poo from?
Me: No, another one for babies
Can I see it?
Me: I don't have one to show you
Can I ask my Mom to show it to me?
Me: No
Why
Me: she wont like it
Why? I want to see where I came from, are you lieing to me?
Me: No, I told you the truth
Then why can't I see it if it's true?
Me: ask your mom
I will
Me: ok
And when I thought I'm done and like Phewwwwwwwwwwww
But how did I get into there?
Me: Your father put a seed there through that open and you grew up there
a seed? where did he get it from?
Me: from the little thing he pees from
How?
Me: when boys grow up they can have that seed from there
and he took the seed and put it into the open
Me: Yes
Is it big ?
Me: no very small but he puts so many of them and only one works
He can catch them with his hand if they very small?
Me: No he doesn't put them with his hand
How then?
Me: hey did you finish your homework?
Yes, How then?
Me: Next time because I'm late ---------
I thought we should not lie to little kids but really next time I'm going to tell him Angel Azrael comes at night to hunt little kids who ask those questions or maybe I will suggest him to ask Hasan.
انا عمري في حياتي ما أصدق أن في طفل هيسأل الأسئلة ده
I CANT IMAGING A BABY WILL ASK THIS BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS BY NATURES sO THIS IS AN INVENTED STORY Posted by cinematic (Member # 11514) on :
Batman kids ask questions like this..... & his not a baby.... he's a kid around 11 years old
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
i WAS INTELLIGENT CHILD i KNEW THIS MYTSELF WITHOUT AKSING
أيام الطفولة بقا كان الواحد يفهمها و هيه طايرة لكن بقا الواحد لما كبر مخة تحن و خاب
Posted by cinematic (Member # 11514) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: i WAS INTELLIGENT CHILD i KNEW THIS MYTSELF WITHOUT AKSING
أيام الطفولة بقا كان الواحد يفهمها و هيه طايرة لكن بقا الواحد لما كبر مخة تحن و خاب
te3gebny ya wad Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by cinematic:
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: i WAS INTELLIGENT CHILD i KNEW THIS MYTSELF WITHOUT AKSING
أيام الطفولة بقا كان الواحد يفهمها و هيه طايرة لكن بقا الواحد لما كبر مخة تحن و خاب
te3gebny ya wad
DA KAAN ZAMAAN
Posted by cinematic (Member # 11514) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman:
quote:Originally posted by cinematic:
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: i WAS INTELLIGENT CHILD i KNEW THIS MYTSELF WITHOUT AKSING
أيام الطفولة بقا كان الواحد يفهمها و هيه طايرة لكن بقا الواحد لما كبر مخة تحن و خاب
te3gebny ya wad
DA KAAN ZAMAAN
Howa eh da elli kan zaman wala zawoman??!!!!
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
ده انا بقول انا كنت زمان بفهمها و هي طايرة
لكن دلوقتي مش عارف ايه الي حصلي
ما تأخديش في بالك كل كلمة بها عديها
Posted by cinematic (Member # 11514) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: ده انا بقول انا كنت زمان بفهمها و هي طايرة
لكن دلوقتي مش عارف ايه الي حصلي
ما تأخديش في بالك كل كلمة بها عديها
Walahy enta comedy gedn Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
quote:Originally posted by Madame M.: My sons are 8.5 and 10. I have explained to them wear babies come from and how they are made. I use proper words such as..vagina and penis. I explained in a conservative way and told them that sex is for grown ups in commited marital relationships. My sons were disgusted when they found out that babies don't come out of a woman's stomach but instead out of their vagina. They said, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! Then they asked how that happens. I explained. I'd rather I tell them then them hearing it from kids at school. I wish my mother had told me.
Did they ask to see the process?
And you know what? Egyptians are very conservative in arabic more than English! they'd rather say Shlt, dick,penis, butt, fu-ck but wont say them in Arabic. maybe I should give him english words to avoid his parents anger.
Somehow I feel I'll be charged with child abuse because of this Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
لذيذ انتا عايز تقولهم الكلام ده بالمصري
ده انا لغاية دلوقتي ما أقدرش اقول الكلام ده لأبويا أو لأامي
لو أبويا سمعني بقول الكلام ده هيطخني بالنار
Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman:
I CANT IMAGING A BABY WILL ASK THIS BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS BY NATURES sO THIS IS AN INVENTED STORY [/QB]
سدء ولا متسدئشي هتفرء معاك ايه .هو حد الك اشتري
Posted by What's In a Name? (Member # 6244) on :
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ: Did they ask to see the process?
I don't have kids, but for what it's worth, I think you handled it pretty well. It's hard getting caught off guard like that.
As far as the kid asking to *see* things....maybe just say that people are private with their own bodies, but here's a book that shows you what's going on. ??
Not that you're carrying a sex ed book around with you or anything. Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
BATMAN, Forget the parents, you've probably meet boys and girls who commonly say those words but will be shocked to hear them in arabic.
Once I had fight with a boy who said to me "Kiss my ass" I said back "Teezak 7amra" and everyone looked at me like weird.
Do the arabic words sound to them more vulgar? or it's just the classy crap system we have?
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ:
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman:
I CANT IMAGING A BABY WILL ASK THIS BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS BY NATURES sO THIS IS AN INVENTED STORY
سدء ولا متسدئشي هتفرء معاك ايه .هو حد الك اشتري [/QB]
الي ما شتري يتفرج يا ابن عمي
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ: BATMAN, Forget the parents, you've probably meet boys and girls who commonly say those words but will be shocked to hear them in arabic.
Once I had fight with a boy who said to me "Kiss my ass" I said back "Teezak 7amra" and everyone looked at me like weird.
Do the arabic words sound to them more vulgar? or it's just the classy crap system we have?
أنتا غلطان كان المفروض تقوله كس أمك مش طيزك حمرا
Posted by Madame M. (Member # 8386) on :
Oh God..NO! They were horrified when they knew they were born out of a vagina. My sons know the slang words for body parts in English and Arabic too..hehehe. They think the word "penis" is hilarious I only told them because they came home saying stuff they heard from kids at school so I figured it was time.
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ:
quote:Originally posted by Madame M.: My sons are 8.5 and 10. I have explained to them wear babies come from and how they are made. I use proper words such as..vagina and penis. I explained in a conservative way and told them that sex is for grown ups in commited marital relationships. My sons were disgusted when they found out that babies don't come out of a woman's stomach but instead out of their vagina. They said, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! Then they asked how that happens. I explained. I'd rather I tell them then them hearing it from kids at school. I wish my mother had told me.
Did they ask to see the process?
And you know what? Egyptians are very conservative in arabic more than English! they'd rather say Shlt, dick,penis, butt, fu-ck but wont say them in Arabic. maybe I should give him english words to avoid his parents anger.
Somehow I feel I'll be charged with child abuse because of this
Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman:
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ: BATMAN, Forget the parents, you've probably meet boys and girls who commonly say those words but will be shocked to hear them in arabic.
Once I had fight with a boy who said to me "Kiss my ass" I said back "Teezak 7amra" and everyone looked at me like weird.
Do the arabic words sound to them more vulgar? or it's just the classy crap system we have?
أنتا غلطان كان المفروض تقوله كس أمك مش طيزك حمرا
Now this is another thing I don't get, what so insulting about telling someone koss ommak " your mother's pussy"
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by What's In a Name?:
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ: Did they ask to see the process?
I don't have kids, but for what it's worth, I think you handled it pretty well. It's hard getting caught off guard like that.
As far as the kid asking to *see* things....maybe just say that people are private with their own bodies, but here's a book that shows you what's going on. ??
Not that you're carrying a sex ed book around with you or anything.
they should not knew sex in this age. they should only know the differnce of male and female body anatomically only.
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ:
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman:
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ: BATMAN, Forget the parents, you've probably meet boys and girls who commonly say those words but will be shocked to hear them in arabic.
Once I had fight with a boy who said to me "Kiss my ass" I said back "Teezak 7amra" and everyone looked at me like weird.
Do the arabic words sound to them more vulgar? or it's just the classy crap system we have?
أنتا غلطان كان المفروض تقوله كس أمك مش طيزك حمرا
Now this is another thing I don't get, what so insulting about telling someone koss ommak " your mother's pussy"
طيب و ايه الشتيمة في طيزك حمراء ياريس
Posted by NotSleeplessInCairo (Member # 8452) on :
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ: BATMAN, Forget the parents, you've probably meet boys and girls who commonly say those words but will be shocked to hear them in arabic.
Once I had fight with a boy who said to me "Kiss my ass" I said back "Teezak 7amra" and everyone looked at me like weird.
Do the arabic words sound to them more vulgar? or it's just the classy crap system we have?
Hi Lazeez,
I think it has to do with not completely understanding how vulgar the words are. If you grow up with a language and you face the reactions of parents, relatives and school teachers to your words you soon learn how unacceptable it is to use them. If the word is in a second language then it will most probably sound tame to you (or funny) .. parents and friends may not scold you for using them because they don't sound bad to their ears. I know when I learnt the arabic swear words I found them funny until people around me "explained" how bad they were.
I have a friend who lets her half Egyptian 6 year old son say arabic obsenities like the vulgar one for the womans nether region (begins with a k I think..).... when I hear it I cringe! If he said it in English I'm sure she would slap him!
Posted by NotSleeplessInCairo (Member # 8452) on :
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ: koss ommak " your mother's pussy"
That's the one Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
quote:Originally posted by Madame M.: [QB] Oh God..NO! They were horrified when they knew they were born out of a vagina. My sons know the slang words for body parts in English and Arabic too..hehehe. They think the word "penis" is hilarious I only told them because they came home saying stuff they heard from kids at school so I figured it was time.
Umm Egyptian school? And what are the arabic words you used...tell me!!!!!!
Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
Batman, teezak 7amra is a complete sentence, your butt is red and I thought it meant you're a monkey.
but anyway swearing doesn't have to be meaningful as long as it functions well in humilating others.
NotsleeplessinCairo, Where have you been ? Posted by Madame M. (Member # 8386) on :
I didn't use Arabic words. My sons learned them from their cousins. My kids are half Yemeni. They speak fluent Arabic.
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ:
quote:Originally posted by Madame M.: [QB] Oh God..NO! They were horrified when they knew they were born out of a vagina. My sons know the slang words for body parts in English and Arabic too..hehehe. They think the word "penis" is hilarious I only told them because they came home saying stuff they heard from kids at school so I figured it was time.
Umm Egyptian school? And what are the arabic words you used...tell me!!!!!!
Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
quote:Originally posted by Madame M.: I didn't use Arabic words. My sons learned them from their cousins. My kids are half Yemeni. They speak fluent Arabic.
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ:
quote:Originally posted by Madame M.: [QB] Oh God..NO! They were horrified when they knew they were born out of a vagina. My sons know the slang words for body parts in English and Arabic too..hehehe. They think the word "penis" is hilarious I only told them because they came home saying stuff they heard from kids at school so I figured it was time.
Umm Egyptian school? And what are the arabic words you used...tell me!!!!!!
half yemeni? !
I thought I know everything about ya Posted by Madame M. (Member # 8386) on :
LOL! My ex-husband is Yemeni. I don't have children with my Egyptian husband...yet.
Posted by What's In a Name? (Member # 6244) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: they should not knew sex in this age. they should only know the differnce of male and female body anatomically only.
Why not?
Posted by Demiana (Member # 2710) on :
My son knows a 'blowjob' in three languages already, but I told him that it is a vulgar way to express yourself. And suggesting someone is payed to do it, so it is certainly not something you do in a good relationship with another adult. Anything is permitted when conscented between an adult couple. Until then your sexual life is with yourself in private. Some people will experiment at a younger age but it is much nicer to do it with someone you trust and you are building something more than just a sexual realtionship, with someone you bond with emotionally and personally also. Sex is not some 'toy' you pick up and put away again if you don't like it anymore. The usual stuff really.
Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
Demiana, I just hope your son is already in his teenage years, yes? Posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari (Member # 8356) on :
quote:Originally posted by NotSleeplessInCairo: the woman's nether region
Gives a whole new meaning to the Netherlands!
Posted by Demiana (Member # 2710) on :
He is 10 years old but the analytical type and you should see what they pick up from their peers an the tele these days. And yes both he and his sister 'explore' the sexual functions of their bodies, as they have done from an early age, at a childish level. I remember before I could prevent it, that my dh took our daughter to the gp to have him explain what she was doing at one years old rubbing her body against the bed!:-) Dh was convinced she had some sort of infection!:-)
Posted by Demiana (Member # 2710) on :
quote:Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari:
quote:Originally posted by NotSleeplessInCairo: the woman's nether region
Gives a whole new meaning to the Netherlands!
LOL!
Lowlands
Posted by Paint Me As I Am (Member # 7796) on :
quote:Originally posted by Madame M.: Then they asked how that happens. I explained. I'd rather I tell them then them hearing it from kids at school. I wish my mother had told me.
I agree Madame, as a parent my self I rather that I tell them instead of them hearing things from kids at school or other places.. They should feel that we are not just their parent but their friend as well.. Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by What's In a Name?:
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: they should not knew sex in this age. they should only know the differnce of male and female body anatomically only.
Why not?
Because you may find them having sex with each other. sure They will like the game . Then you will find the girl pregant at the age of nine. They can make make sex with each other.
Posted by cinematic (Member # 11514) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman:
quote:Originally posted by What's In a Name?:
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: they should not knew sex in this age. they should only know the differnce of male and female body anatomically only.
Why not?
Because you may find them having sex with each other. sure They will like the game . Then you will find the girl pregant at the age of nine. They can make make sex with each other.
I think ur funnay Batman LOL Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by cinematic:
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman:
quote:Originally posted by What's In a Name?:
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: they should not knew sex in this age. they should only know the differnce of male and female body anatomically only.
Why not?
Because you may find them having sex with each other. sure They will like the game . Then you will find the girl pregant at the age of nine. They can make make sex with each other.
I think ur funnay Batman LOL
يعني مضحك و لا غريب funny= weird or ful of fun?
Posted by cinematic (Member # 11514) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman:
quote:Originally posted by cinematic:
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman:
quote:Originally posted by What's In a Name?:
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: they should not knew sex in this age. they should only know the differnce of male and female body anatomically only.
Why not?
Because you may find them having sex with each other. sure They will like the game . Then you will find the girl pregant at the age of nine. They can make make sex with each other.
I think ur funnay Batman LOL
يعني مضحك و لا غريب funny= weird or ful of fun?
Both Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
cinema my point regarding teaching kids sex, do u agree with it??
Posted by cinematic (Member # 11514) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: cinema my point regarding teaching kids sex, do u agree with it??
yes there must be sex education in schools actually.... ma3lish ya batman... they have to learn from a trusted reliable source like a parent or in school by a teacher & a text book otherwise they learn all the wrong stuff from their peers or an ignornat maid at home & so on... because they are curious still & whether we teach them or not they'll find out the wrong way & you dont want that to happen
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
huh! mashy ya Amoora, ana mish mas2ool 2an illy haye7sal lel awlaad..
Ok! dude, I'm not responsible for what will happen?
teach your 7 yrs old kid the stuff in details, tell him that possitions of sex, how to make it and play him a porno movie. The next day you will find him either masturbating or making sex with any female he find
Posted by cinematic (Member # 11514) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: huh! mashy ya Amoora, ana mish mas2ool 2an illy haye7sal lel awlaad..
Ok! dude, I'm not responsible for what will happen?
teach your 7 yrs old kid the stuff in details, tell him that possitions of sex, how to make it and play him a porno movie. The next day you will find him either masturbating or making sex with any female he find
La2 la2 la2 fata7 mo7'ak ma3aya ya 7elw kedo w matdalemhash... nobody said to teach them positions & all that... I m not an expert... but definately the children will get the appropriate info for their age. u know what sex is an instinct & if kids wanna play with one another as young as 4 years old they'll do it whether or not they know about it Argue ba2a ma3aya
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
speak either arabic letter or English please I don't get the franco arab correctly.
What excactly do u want to teach your children ya 7elwa?
Posted by cinematic (Member # 11514) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: speak either arabic letter or English please I don't get the franco arab correctly.
What excactly do u want to teach your children ya 7elwa?
ur just too smart... i dont have to explain ya baba maybe someone over here will be able to explain it better it for u Somebody pls volunteer
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by cinematic:
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: speak either arabic letter or English please I don't get the franco arab correctly.
What excactly do u want to teach your children ya 7elwa?
ur just too smart... i dont have to explain ya baba maybe someone over here will be able to explain it better it for u Somebody pls volunteer
طيب يا معلمة يلزمش خدمة مني okie dockie
Posted by Demiana (Member # 2710) on :
Batman, sex is natural, now we as parents have to teach kids how to act upon their impulses in a good way, that is upbringing. Teach them right from wrong, social behaviour not sextricks. They can find those out themselves.
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by Demiana: Batman, sex is natural, now we as parents have to teach kids how to act upon their impulses in a good way, that is upbringing. Teach them right from wrong, social behaviour not sextricks. They can find those out themselves.
yes ya Damiana
I meant it in my post but not this isnot called sex education . this is called morals and virtues.
we should give him the point through religion education.
I don't see any religion in that earth who truly care for the children education and the way except Islam.
In chritianity I read lots of lustful stories. In arabic bible specially. they descrtibe breasts of women in a way that turn people hot.
Sorry, but i saw that myself.
It's clear that the olden bible doesnt have thses crap but the modern one has
Posted by Demiana (Member # 2710) on :
Songs of Solomon is about the longing for the beloved and glorifying the 'looks' of the one the author wants. Can't see a problem with that older or new bible.
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
songs of solomon??? is that bible or songs?? who's the author?
Posted by Dalia* (Member # 10593) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: teach your 7 yrs old kid the stuff in details, tell him that possitions of sex, how to make it and play him a porno movie. The next day you will find him either masturbating or making sex with any female he find
Interesting what you read into things ... Nobody in his thread has said you should show children porn or talk to them about positions. Quite the opposite, people mentioned the necessity to educate children about sexuality in an age-appropriate manner.
That's definitely better than not talking about it at all and leaving your kids to develop some strange ideas about sex and men - women relationships. Plus, children / adolescents who are not educated about those issues are more likely to get pregnant involuntarily, for example, than those who have learned about those things.
Your arguments remind me of those who are against educating people about HIV and AIDS because they think this will cause "immoral behaviour".
Posted by Dalia* (Member # 10593) on :
And don't get me started on boys as young as nine or ten throwing obscenities at me or trying to physically harass me ... particularly in places like Agouza. This sort of thing does not happen in Europe, and I do think it has to do with not properly teaching kids about sexuality, or rather with leaving them alone to *learn* from the wrong sources.
Posted by DawnBev (Member # 11276) on :
very good point, Dalia
Posted by Dalia* (Member # 10593) on :
A vital lesson learned by the MEMA kwa Vijana project was that changing the norms and beliefs of adults in the community, particularly among men, increased the effectiveness of youth-targeted, behaviour-change interventions. Programme and policy directions in several countries have been hampered by adult beliefs of what young people should be permitted to know. Many adults, including political leaders, still find it difficult to acknowledge the sexuality of young people, and they fear that sexual education will lead to promiscuity.
However, various global studies have consistently found little evidence that sex education encourages sexual experimentation or increased sexual activity (Cowan, 2002). Successful young people’s AIDS and sexual health education initiatives have worked to allay the fears of adults by taking into account social norms, cultural practices, gender roles and expectations.
In Egypt a large number of university students are ignorant of what a condom is, let alone how to use it. Statistics show that only 14.3 percent of boys and 5.1 percent of girls between the ages of 16 and 19 know of condoms. In the Mideast, where strong cultural and religious norms discourage premarital sex, this ignorance has not yet caused an explosion in the infection rate.
However, some cultural control over sexuality seems to be slipping. Sex work has been increasing, and a look at infection rates in Iran shows a sharp increase, as do statistics from Libya: 90 percent of reported infections in Libya occurred in the period 2000-2002 (based on 2002 statistics). In Iran, 15 percent of all HIV-AIDS cases were reported in 2003 alone. In Egypt, relatively high levels of sexually transmitted diseases in sex workers and women visiting family planning and antenatal clinics prove that cultural and religious norms are not successfully curbing the spread of diseases. The infection rates in Sudan and Djibouti are already considered to be in the epidemic range.
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ: NotsleeplessinCairo, Where have you been ?
Hey Lazeez, I was in England with my family for a few weeks and now I'm in Germany. I'm finished with Cairo for now, but still can't resist bobbing ( ) into ES... MK's 'Egyptian English' that appears here and there is making me ROFL.. I do miss that from Egypt Posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari (Member # 8356) on :
quote:Originally posted by NotSleeplessInCairo: MK's 'Egyptian English' that appears here and there is making me ROFL.. I do miss that from Egypt
"I feel you" baby!
Posted by NotSleeplessInCairo (Member # 8452) on :
quote:Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari:
"I feel you" baby! [/QB]
Shaking that ass.... shaking that ass... Posted by Charm el Feikh? (Member # 10243) on :
^^ er herm... i SEE you baby.. etc etc!!!
Posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari (Member # 8356) on :
quote:Originally posted by Charm el Feikh?: ^^ er herm... i SEE you baby.. etc etc!!!
^^ er ehem.. How dumb is your love.. Is your love is your love?
Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
quote:Originally posted by NotSleeplessInCairo:
quote:Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari:
"I feel you" baby!
Shaking that ass.... shaking that ass... [/QB]
step away now NSIC (sounds like a news channel) because some bloodshed is going to start soon
Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
quote:Originally posted by NotSleeplessInCairo:
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ: NotsleeplessinCairo, Where have you been ?
Hey Lazeez, I was in England with my family for a few weeks and now I'm in Germany. I'm finished with Cairo for now, but still can't resist bobbing ( ) into ES... MK's 'Egyptian English' that appears here and there is making me ROFL.. I do miss that from Egypt
Our Egyptian English bas? ya3ny matamarshy feeki el 3aish wel kofta ya shikha? Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dalia*: And don't get me started on boys as young as nine or ten throwing obscenities at me or trying to physically harass me ... particularly in places like Agouza. This sort of thing does not happen in Europe, and I do think it has to do with not properly teaching kids about sexuality, or rather with leaving them alone to *learn* from the wrong sources.
Was the problem of little kids saying bad words to girls that big say in the 80s and before?
Posted by NotSleeplessInCairo (Member # 8452) on :
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ: Our Egyptian English bas? ya3ny matamarshy feeki el 3aish wel kofta ya shikha?
Of course not just the Egyptian English! But it does tickle me so it does .....
I miss trying to work out the meanings of transliterated Arabic too ... gives me a good old giggle the translations I sometimes come up with
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dalia*:
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: teach your 7 yrs old kid the stuff in details, tell him that possitions of sex, how to make it and play him a porno movie. The next day you will find him either masturbating or making sex with any female he find
Interesting what you read into things ... Nobody in his thread has said you should show children porn or talk to them about positions. Quite the opposite, people mentioned the necessity to educate children about sexuality in an age-appropriate manner.
That's definitely better than not talking about it at all and leaving your kids to develop some strange ideas about sex and men - women relationships. Plus, children / adolescents who are not educated about those issues are more likely to get pregnant involuntarily, for example, than those who have learned about those things.
Your arguments remind me of those who are against educating people about HIV and AIDS because they think this will cause "immoral behaviour".
ايه يا خالتي الكلام ده
u want to teach kids what ya 7abibity?
U want to teach them what? u want to teach them what?
just tell me in detail, هتقول لأيبنك ولا بنتك ايه
what will u say to ur daughter or son??
I never have child sex education, I dont think my fala7a mother ( peasant) will care for teaching me. or my father will never teach me.
I duduce it myself by fakaka science الفكاككة i dont know how to translate fakaka
children will gain the necessary information from nature.
Have u received sex education ya dalia ya amorra, Posted by What's In a Name? (Member # 6244) on :
I received sex education in school from age 10, through age 17. It was science-oriented, not about sexual positions. And I didn't engage in any type of sexual behavior for at least a decade after that.
I think children should learn the science of it, and definitely have their parents teach them the moral aspects within the context of their own religious/moral beliefs.
Information is power.
Posted by cinematic (Member # 11514) on :
quote:Originally posted by What's In a Name?: I received sex education in school from age 10, through age 17. It was science-oriented, not about sexual positions. And I didn't engage in any type of sexual behavior for at least a decade after that.
I think children should learn the science of it, and definitely have their parents teach them the moral aspects within the context of their own religious/moral beliefs.
Information is power.
yes you couldnt be more right Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by What's In a Name?: I received sex education in school from age 10, through age 17. It was science-oriented, not about sexual positions. And I didn't engage in any type of sexual behavior for at least a decade after that.
I think children should learn the science of it, and definitely have their parents teach them the moral aspects within the context of their own religious/moral beliefs.
Information is power.
احنا كمان خدناه في العلوم في تالتة أول في الاعدادية we studied this science in school either but they didnt call sex. they cal science. female genital system structure and male genital system structure but no details about the relations and poitions and stuff like this.
I said in my post, children should know the anatomical view of male and female only. No deep details about sex just a simple headlines
Posted by *tigerman* (Member # 9196) on :
Ya 3am el khofash ,I mean Batman .. sex education is not bad ... or haram .... my kids ask me all kind of questions out of curiosity and if I do not give them the honest answer I will loose my integrity with them ...
for example: when my son asks me why does not he have a moustache around his penis like I do ...and when I tell him it is not a moustache it is called pubic hair and one day you will have it ..when you grow up and become a teenager.... or when he I see him playing with his penis and I tell him that he has to stop doing this in public and he asks why ..I got to tell him cuz it is his private part and if he touches it, it is not bad or wrong ....and I know it feels good to touch it ...but some things needs to be done in .... and also when we are taking a shower together and when he asks can I touch your penis ...I got to tell him ..penis is your private part and no one is allowed to touch it until you are grown up enough to do that and not feeling guilty or afraid to tell me about it ...and also YOU have your penis and I have my penis and everyone is only allowed to touch his own penis ..... So putting sex education out there in the light for kids is a great idea ..instead of leaving it in the dark and have to deal with it like (BATS) IN THE DARK ....
the questions gets harder because they want to learn ..... sometimes the I wish that the word WHY was never invented because sometimes you can not find an answer to some why questions KIDS ask specially about God and death ...and other issues .....
Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
There is more to sex in Islam than meets the eye. Do you care to know that sex is the biggest taboo in Islam? It is a topic that is fraught with fear and seldom discussed by the followers of Islam, except when they are in trouble or when they go to a foreign/infidel country to 'enjoy' women there.Islam pretends as if sexual organs do not exist either in a male or in a female. A woman is covered from head to toe just to hide her 'awra,' which is the Islamic vocabulary for the part of body that arouses sexual desire in a man, or the 'shame' of her. Thus, sexual organs are shameful parts of a body! It is a great insult to a woman to depict her entire body as shameful. It is also a great insult to all men.Why? Because, this gives the impression that men are like beasts that are on the street, just on the lookout there for women to prowl on for sex. This is completely nonsense. While living in an infidel country, I have watched millions of kufur women dressed in very decent as well as not so decent dresses.However, never have I seen a single man jump on a woman in the street to copulate with her, despite her mode of dressing being aphrodisiac or in plain word 'sexy.' The Islamic concept of sex is based on Bedouin Arab culture, that is barbaric and uncivilized, to say the least, when compared to today's world.This is because sex is so a 'dirty' word and it is so 'severely' restricted in Islam that as a inquisitive person I became extremely interested in it and devoured any written material that dealt with sex in Islam. To my surprise, I found that so little information is available, although there are tons and tons of books on Tafseer, ahadith Sharia, fiqh and the list goes on for all other branches of Islamic studies. Therefore, I had to write from scratch without much help from Islamic/other sources.Another big surprise for me was that the restrictions on sex for men in Islam are just superficial. There are countless loopholes in Islamic rules, so much so that it is possible for a Muslim man, whether married or not, to have uninterruptible supply of sex if he so desires. But he must know the rules of the game very well, if not, then he may fall into a great torment. There are many secrets and untold provisions for sex in Islam that very few Mullahs will tell. How pleasant a quilt is in winter? Or a Chinese dish for the test buds? Good poems, songs, arts, or sculptures immensely please a cultured mind.Did you notice that very rarely physical and mental pleasures meet in one single element? Sex, as the climax of this type, always has been one of the strongest driving forces of mankind, especially men. Handling of sex by a society reflects its level and maturity. At times Islamic aspect of human sexuality overlaps with"Status of Women," but the two are not the same. Compared to other social/religious systems of the world, Islam gives sex and sexual "purity" an extraordinary importance with inherent contradictions/conflicts so much so that we may safely say that Islam is over-obsessed, oversensitive and over-apprehensive about sex. This is an attempt to expose the hypocrisy, double standard, unfairness, absurdity and sheer irrationality of Islam when it comes to sex. It also examines the barbaric rules that Islam inflicts on innocent people for having a simple sexually satisfying relationship whether one is married or not that Islam unjustly and illogically construes as 'haram.'One must not forget however how crucial sex is in our life.In the first place, without sex, none of us will be in this world for sure.Darwinian evolution would have stopped eons ago!So think about it for a moment. Let us begin with the first principle of Islamic sex for men, that is:
wanna know more? Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
Tiger man said ------------------------------------------ when my son asks me why does not he have a moustache around his penis ------------------------------------ hen we are taking a shower together and when he asks can I touch your penis ----------------------
No comment! what's goin o in Egypt nowadays?
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
انا خلاص هبطل أجي هنا من الحاجات الي تشيب الي انا بسمعها
خلاص يا جدعان حرمت انا هروح ارجع البلد مع الجواميس أحسن ده عيشة الجواميس أنضف
i'm go back to my country side living with my cows. i wont go to cairo again
Posted by *tigerman* (Member # 9196) on :
Ya Kafir4ever, XX, Mrs Doubtfire ..or who you are ...I can see from your avatar that you have a covered eye and the other eye is not fully open to see the truth ....
most religions deal with the subject of sexuality the same way .... it is temptation ..that gets the human closer to their animal instincts and being human have way between angels and animals ..religions are supposed to make the man closer to their angelic half .... so you will find no religion deals with the subject of sexual parts different ..... and if you do not like it no one is asking you to buy it .... obviously you have issues with Islam or what is so called Islam now ...but if you study well with the intention of learning you will find so many great things about Islam as well as Christianity or Judaism ..... so Not all Muslims are Mullah .... I think you are the one who needs to know more ....
Posted by *tigerman* (Member # 9196) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: Tiger man said ------------------------------------------ when my son asks me why does not he have a moustache around his penis ------------------------------------ hen we are taking a shower together and when he asks can I touch your penis ----------------------
No comment! what's goin o in Egypt nowadays?
Take a deep breath ..ya 3am el khofash .... and tell the voices in your head it is just an imagination .... sex education is not bad ... kids will ask all sorts of embarrassing questions ...and also tell these voices that when Dads take a shower with their babies it is not 3eeb either ... Kids will look for information and you either provide the knowledge they are looking for or someone else will or they will find it on their own which is a risk when you are a dad ..you are not going to take ...
Posted by *tigerman* (Member # 9196) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: انا خلاص هبطل أجي هنا من الحاجات الي تشيب الي انا بسمعها
خلاص يا جدعان حرمت انا هروح ارجع البلد مع الجواميس أحسن ده عيشة الجواميس أنضف
i'm go back to my country side living with my cows. i wont go to cairo again
by the way Gamossa is a water buffolo and Cow is bakarah ...FYI
I was honored to be born and raised in the countryside also ..among many other Fala7een too .. Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
Backside/Anal Sex
I would not hide the fact that one of my favourite pastimes is to read ahadith. I love to read and re-read hadis all of them. The more I read ahadith the more I understand Islam and its Prophet, Muhammad (pbuh).To my mind, ahadith contain the true picture of a good and devout Muslim. When I started reading ahadith, I expected to find only the religious/holy/spiritual/jihadi matters. But I was dumbfounded when I discovered such marvellous erotic contents in these core scriptures of Islam. It will not be wrong to comment that many ahadith can easily pass as manuals of sexual actions, and most importantly, details on dos and don'ts in sex. Some ahadith can even beat the world's first pornography book, Kamasutra, to say the least. Many hadith can easily pass up as sort of 'Sahi Pornography,' a la Bedouin or even better, the Islamic style. Here, I am citing only a few samples. Please spend a few years reading all the six Sahi ahadith. I am sure you will not regret at what you may discover.
Ahadith tells us a great deal about the sexual practices of the Arab Bedouins of those days. We find that the style of copulation between various tribes varied a lot. The manner by which a Jewish man used to have sex with his woman was distinctly different from his counterpart of the Bedouins and also with the city and rural folks. We find that the desert Bedouins were more innovative in their sex positions, styles, etc. The style varied even among the ansars, muhajirins and other Arabs. The Jews were more accustomed to the missionary position while the muhajirins (Meccan Arabs who migrated to Medina) used to have sex with their wives in various positions, the most favourite being the backside style. When these muhajirs started this style with the ansari women, they (the women) were quite displeased and annoyed with them because many of these ruffian muhajirs did not even hesitate to resort to anal sex, because those muhajirs were sex starved as most of them came with their prophet without women and were hungry for sex like wolves. Thus, whenever they had the chance of sleeping with any woman, they would simply ravish her and do despicable sexual acts with them.Soon, this matter reached the ear of Muhammad through many ansari women. Without much delay, a divine decree came down from Allah forbidding those Meccan hungry wolves from doing anal. However, the 'doggy' style was retained, though many ansari women were not that happy with this position. Here are a few hadith that will definitely keep you amused for quite some time, I am sure.
Sunaan Abu Dawud: Book 11, Number 2159:
Narrated Abdullah Ibn Abbas:
Ibn Umar misunderstood (the Qur'anic verse, "So come to your tilth however you will")--may Allah forgive him. The fact is that this clan of the Ansar, who were idolaters, lived in the company of the Jews who were the people of the Book. They (the Ansar) accepted their superiority over themselves in respect of knowledge, and they followed most of their actions. The people of the Book (i.e. the Jews) used to have intercourse with their women on one side alone (i.e. lying on their backs). This was the most concealing position for (the vagina of) the women. This clan of the Ansar adopted this practice from them. But this tribe of the Quraysh used to uncover their women completely, and seek pleasure with them from in front and behind and laying them on their backs.
When the muhajirun (the immigrants) came to Medina, a man married a woman of the Ansar. He began to do the same kind of action with her, but she disliked it, and said to him: We were approached on one side (i.e. lying on the back); do it so, otherwise keep away from me. This matter of theirs spread widely, and it reached the Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him).
So Allah, the Exalted, sent down the Qur'anic verse: "Your wives are a tilth to you, so come to your tilth however you will," i.e. from in front, from behind or lying on the back. But this verse meant the place of the delivery of the child, i.e. the vagina.
Sahih Muslim: Book 008, Number 3364:
Jabir (b. Abdullah) (Allah be pleased with him) reported that the Jews used to say that when one comes to one's wife through the vagina, but being on her back, and she becomes pregnant, the child has a squint. So the verse came down:" Your wives are your ti'Ith; go then unto your tilth, as you may desire."
Sahih Muslim: Book 008, Number 3365:
This hadith has been reported on the authority of Jabir through another chain of transmitters, but in the hadith transmitted on the authority of Zuhri there is an addition (of these words):" If he likes he may (have intercourse) being on the back or in front of her, but it should be through one opening (vagina)."
Sahih Bukhari: Volume 6, Book 60, Number 51:
Narrated Jabir:
Jews used to say: "If one has sexual intercourse with his wife from the back, then she will deliver a squint-eyed child." So this Verse was revealed:--
"Your wives are a tilth unto you; so go to your tilth when or how you will." (2.223)
Sunaan Abu Dawud: Book 12, Number 2212:
Narrated Urwah:
Khawlah was the wife of Aws ibn as-Samit; he was a man immensely given to sexual intercourse. When his desire for intercourse was intensified, he made his wife like his mother's back. So Allah, the Exalted, sent down Qur'anic verses relating to expiation for zihar.
Sunaan Abu Dawud: Book 12, Number 2214:
Narrated Ikrimah:
A man made his wife like the back of his mother. He then had intercourse with her before he atoned for it. He came to the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) and informed him of this matter. He asked (him): What moved you to the action you have committed? He replied: I saw the whiteness of her shins in moon light. He said: Keep away from her until you expiate for your deed.
Sunaan Abu Dawud: Book 11, Number 2157:
Narrated AbuHurayrah:
The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: He who has intercourse with his wife through her anus is accursed.
Sunaan Abu Dawud: Book 29, Number 3895:
Narrated AbuHurayrah:
The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: If anyone resorts to a diviner and believes in what he says (according) to the version of Musa), or has intercourse with his wife (according to the agreed version) when she is menstruating, or has intercourse with his wife through her anus, he has nothing to do with what has been sent down to Muhammad (peace_be_upon_him) - according to the version of Musaddad.
Posted by Charm el Feikh? (Member # 10243) on :
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeZ:
I thought we should not lie to little kids but really next time I'm going to tell him Angel Azrael comes at night to hunt little kids who ask those questions or maybe I will suggest him to ask Hasan.
AAAHAHAHA!!! lazeez... its not very often i actually do LAUGH OUT LOUD... but i just did!
Posted by *tigerman* (Member # 9196) on :
Am I talking to a machine ? did you read my post? Just a question when is the next interval .... as I said no one is asking you to buy it .... I'm sure there are Millions of people who see the greatness in all religions ... by the way this thread is about answering kids questions about Gender ans sexuality issues ...If you have not notice .....
Posted by Demiana (Member # 2710) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: Tiger man said ------------------------------------------ when my son asks me why does not he have a moustache around his penis ------------------------------------ hen we are taking a shower together and when he asks can I touch your penis ----------------------
No comment! what's goin o in Egypt nowadays?
I do believe kids get stronger and more respectfull about sex, raised like this.
Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
Batman,
'I don't see any religion in that earth who truly care for the children education and the way except Islam.
In chritianity I read lots of lustful stories. In arabic bible specially. they descrtibe breasts of women in a way that turn people hot.'
Hadith turns people even hotter! Are we not being hypocritical here? Volumes and volumes of sex talk!
Tigerman I was making a point.
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
The Book of Hosea, or Osee
The Book of prostitution... and the "love of God"
"Yahweh said to Hosea: Go, marry a whore, and get children with a whore, for the country itself has become nothing but a whore by abandoning Yahweh" (Hosea 1:2).
The Book of Hosea, or Osee, is the first of the twelve minor Prophets. It is the most beautiful Book on the "love of God" in the Old Testament, but I could not understand it, because keeps on talking about whores, harlots, prostitution… until I understood the life of the Prophet himself, in his first three chapters, who then applies it to the people of God, and to you and me:
Hosea, the Prophet, married Gomer and had a child with her. She gave birth to two other children, but Hosea was not their father… however, Hosea took then and care of then as his own children… how great was the love of Hosea!… their names were suggestive: "Lo-ruhamah", "Not-loved", and "Lo-ammi", "Not-my kin".
… Finally, Gomer became a prostitute, after her lovers (2:5), until she eventually become a slave. And now, Hosea learned that his wife Gomer was for sale at an auction of slaves… the attractive young lady of earlier years had become a worn, faded, undesired woman who had aged prematurely… and Hosea bought his own wife at the auction of slaves, the slave Gomer, for 15 shekels (3:2), and brought her home, not as slave, but as his wife, as the lady of the house… the love of Hosea was great, incredible!… even he changed the names of her children of prostitution, to "Ruahmah", "loved", and "Ammi", "My kin"… the incredible love of Hosea!.
Then, Hosea applies the story of his life to the People of God, to the Kingdoms of the North and the South, to Israel and Judah, and to you and me: Every time you and I go after money, or power, or pleasures, we prostitute against God… we throw ourselves into the arms and care of other gods, and that's prostitution against God!… with every sin, we become slaves of the Devil, but God byes us back, not for 15 shekels, but with His own Blood, and brings us back to his home, not as slaves, but as children of God, as His inheritance!… to make a feast for us every time we repent! (Lk.15:22-23)... how incredibly great is the love of God!… and not only once, but again and again, seventy times seven, every time we repent after our sin… our God is the God of Hosea, a Super-Merciful God!… He is always waiting for our repentance, and trust in Him.
The Bible refers often to this "prostitution against God", which is the worse sin in the Bible, worse than drugs, or social injustice, or homosexuality, or homicide... it is the sin we commit most often, and it is the sin that we usually don't confess! (Is.1:21, Jer.2:20, Ex.34:15, Lev.17:7, Dt.31:16)... and every time we sin, "we crucify the Son of God in ourselves, and hold him up to mockery" (Heb.6:6)...
... The Bible insists again and again in the mercy of God, who is always waiting for our repentance, but also in the severe punishments to the People of God and to the persons who do not repent of this prostitution . And it is not enough "to repent" as Judas, but we have "to weep bitterly" for our sins and trust in Jesus, as Peter did. Judas "repented", but his great mistake was not to trust in Jesus, thinking that He could never be forgiven (Mt.26:75, 27:3-5)
The punishment of the Law for a regular prostitute is "to burn her alive" (Lev.21:9, Gen.38:24). Jesus regarded prostitution as evil, but he went against Jewish tradition and laws and forgave prostitutes and opened the way for them to enter God's kingdom through faith (Matt.21:32-33).
MICAH... the prostitution business of the priests
The "prostitution" in the Book of Micah is different that the one in Hosea: The priests in Israel sponsored houses of prostitution where sinners paid high fees for their pleasure. This practice provided the priests with a lavish income. When Micah realized what was being done, his anger knew no limitations. His outspoken remarks were a terrible indictment of the priests and rulers, "So I shall make Samaria a ruin in the open country, a place for planting vines… all her images will be shattered, and all her earnings consumed by fire. I shall leave all her idols derelict, they were amassed out of prostitutes' earnings and prostitutes' earnings once more they will be" (1:6-7). And he continues, "for there is no cure for the wounds that Yahweh inflicts: The blow falls on Judah, on Jerusalem itself" (1:9).
His message was very strong and unacceptable to the religious leaders of the nation… however he was thrilled to describe the matchless mercy of God, announcing the Messiah coming from Bethlehem (5:1), and the statement engraved in bronze across the United Nations Building in New York: "they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruning hooks; nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war anymore" (4:3)... and with his words at the end of the Book: "who is a God like you?. You take away guilt, you forgive the sins of the remnant of your people. You do not let your anger rage forever, for to be merciful is your true delight" (7:18)… God is just waiting for you and me to repent, and the most horrible sins will be pardoned, we will be not only cleaned, but received with a feast as children in the house of the Father (Luc.15:22-24).
Judah sleeps with a prostitute?
The sin of prostitution was punished in the Law by "burning the prostitute alive" (Lev.22:9). But Judah had a very strange personal lesson in Gen.38.
Judah, the forth child of Jacob, slept with what he thought was a "prostitute", but in fact, he slept with his daughter-in-law, Tamar, disguised as a prostitute. Tamar became pregnant, and when Judah knew it he ordered to burn her alive (Gen.38:24). But as she was being led off to be burned, she send word to her father-in-law, and sent to him the pledge given to her by the man who slept with her, the seal, cord and staff… and they were those of Judah!, who realized of his sin… all good men in the Old Testament were sinners, just like you and me, but God forgives and forgets, He is just waiting for our repentance. And Judah become one of the ancestors of the Messiah, Jesus Christ. King David, another ancestor of Jesus Christ, sinned like all the kings did, but he cried for his sin like no other king did… and he humbly trusted in the mercy of the Lord like you and I should always do.
Rahab, the prostitute… ancestor of Christ
Joshua 2 tells the story of Rahab the prostitute, who received and hid the two men sent by Moses. By faith she and her family was saved, says Heb.11:31, as described in Joshua 6, and the sign of salvation was the scarlet cord she tied to her window, symbol of the Blood of Christ. She became the grand-grand-mother of David, ancestor of Jesus Christ, as described in the genealogy of Jesus in Matt.1:5.
God loves you and me sinners, and wants to clean all our sins with the Blood of Jesus, and the only condition is the message of every page of the Bible: "Trust in God"… "Faith in Christ", in the New Testament, praise the Lord!.
God loves you and me the way we are right now, but he loves us too much to let us stay that way... and that's why he send us the "trumpets of God", pains, sorrows, difficulties... to purify us!... because in the plan of God, you and I were made to be "saints and immaculate" (Ef.1:4), only the pure and immaculate can enter Heaven!.
Posted by Charm el Feikh? (Member # 10243) on :
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ: When he says I want to see where I came from and how it looks like there, I'm like "Yes Why shouldn't you know where you came from but if only you know the whole truth you w'd be slapping your face for asking this dumb question"
and again! lazeez, you sound so much like my friend mostufa, he has the ability to make me laugh till i cant breathe.
Posted by Thunderball (Member # 11940) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman:
quote:Originally posted by Demiana: Batman, sex is natural, now we as parents have to teach kids how to act upon their impulses in a good way, that is upbringing. Teach them right from wrong, social behaviour not sextricks. They can find those out themselves.
yes ya Damiana
I meant it in my post but not this isnot called sex education . this is called morals and virtues.
we should give him the point through religion education.
I don't see any religion in that earth who truly care for the children education and the way except Islam.
In chritianity I read lots of lustful stories. In arabic bible specially. they descrtibe breasts of women in a way that turn people hot.
Sorry, but i saw that myself.
It's clear that the olden bible doesnt have thses crap but the modern one has
Nothing beats the Quran though. It is full of Muhammad having sex with a multitude of women, some his wives, some his maids, some his right hand possessions (captives of war) and some his concubines,, now what kind of morality is that that you want to emulate?
Bukhari Vol.7 Book.62 Number.6 "Narrated Anas: The Prophet used to go round (have sexual relations with) all his wives in one night, and he had nine wives."
Bukhari Vol.1 Book.6, Number.299 'Aisha said: "Whenever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle anyone of us during her periods (menses), he used to order her to put on an Izar (dress worn below the waist) and start fondling her." 'Aisha added, "None of you could control his sexual desires as the Prophet could."
[URL=Sahih Bukhari:Volume 7, Book 62, Number 173:]Sahih Bukhari:Volume 7, Book 62, Number 173:[/URL] Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah:
The Prophet said, "If you enter (your town) at night (after coming from a journey), do not enter upon your family till the woman whose husband was absent (from the house) shaves her pubic hair and the woman with unkempt hair, combs her hair" Allah's Apostle further said, "(O Jabir!) Seek to have offspring, seek to have offspring!"
Sahih Muslim Book 3, Number 0677: Ubayy Ibn Ka'b reported: I asked the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) about a man who has sexual intercourse with his wife, but leaves her before orgasm. Upon this he (the Holy Prophet) said: He should wash the secretion of his wife, and then perform ablution and offer prayer.
Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
My dear Batman
"Yahweh said to Hosea: Go, marry a whore, and get children with a whore, for the country itself has become nothing but a whore by abandoning Yahweh" (Hosea 1:2).
What does this verse actually mean? Someone please explain to him!
Posted by *tigerman* (Member # 9196) on :
Ya Batman I will tell you a story ..a personal story .... Back in Egypt growing up I had a girl friend .... Okay let me clear that ..there were no SEX involved .... But her mom told her do not let guys kiss you otherwise you will get pregnant ..and it will be moseeba ... and Dad will kill you ... and it happened that we kissed (mine and hers First Kiss) when she was 13 .... and that day she had her first period .... she came to my house crying and totally in disbelief and terrified ... and she told me ..she is pregnant and she is having a baby right now .... so I was terrified also but I told my mom ...who came to the room and talked to her ...and half an hour later ..my mom was laughing her head off ... after she explained to her about period and so on ...I also remember that was the only time my dad slapped me on my face .... So the lake of sex education is BAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: The Book of Hosea, or Osee
The Book of prostitution... and the "love of God"
"Yahweh said to Hosea: Go, marry a whore, and get children with a whore, for the country itself has become nothing but a whore by abandoning Yahweh" (Hosea 1:2).
The Book of Hosea, or Osee, is the first of the twelve minor Prophets. It is the most beautiful Book on the "love of God" in the Old Testament, but I could not understand it, because keeps on talking about whores, harlots, prostitution… until I understood the life of the Prophet himself, in his first three chapters, who then applies it to the people of God, and to you and me:
Hosea, the Prophet, married Gomer and had a child with her. She gave birth to two other children, but Hosea was not their father… however, Hosea took then and care of then as his own children… how great was the love of Hosea!… their names were suggestive: "Lo-ruhamah", "Not-loved", and "Lo-ammi", "Not-my kin".
… Finally, Gomer became a prostitute, after her lovers (2:5), until she eventually become a slave. And now, Hosea learned that his wife Gomer was for sale at an auction of slaves… the attractive young lady of earlier years had become a worn, faded, undesired woman who had aged prematurely… and Hosea bought his own wife at the auction of slaves, the slave Gomer, for 15 shekels (3:2), and brought her home, not as slave, but as his wife, as the lady of the house… the love of Hosea was great, incredible!… even he changed the names of her children of prostitution, to "Ruahmah", "loved", and "Ammi", "My kin"… the incredible love of Hosea!.
Then, Hosea applies the story of his life to the People of God, to the Kingdoms of the North and the South, to Israel and Judah, and to you and me: Every time you and I go after money, or power, or pleasures, we prostitute against God… we throw ourselves into the arms and care of other gods, and that's prostitution against God!… with every sin, we become slaves of the Devil, but God byes us back, not for 15 shekels, but with His own Blood, and brings us back to his home, not as slaves, but as children of God, as His inheritance!… to make a feast for us every time we repent! (Lk.15:22-23)... how incredibly great is the love of God!… and not only once, but again and again, seventy times seven, every time we repent after our sin… our God is the God of Hosea, a Super-Merciful God!… He is always waiting for our repentance, and trust in Him.
The Bible refers often to this "prostitution against God", which is the worse sin in the Bible, worse than drugs, or social injustice, or homosexuality, or homicide... it is the sin we commit most often, and it is the sin that we usually don't confess! (Is.1:21, Jer.2:20, Ex.34:15, Lev.17:7, Dt.31:16)... and every time we sin, "we crucify the Son of God in ourselves, and hold him up to mockery" (Heb.6:6)...
... The Bible insists again and again in the mercy of God, who is always waiting for our repentance, but also in the severe punishments to the People of God and to the persons who do not repent of this prostitution . And it is not enough "to repent" as Judas, but we have "to weep bitterly" for our sins and trust in Jesus, as Peter did. Judas "repented", but his great mistake was not to trust in Jesus, thinking that He could never be forgiven (Mt.26:75, 27:3-5)
The punishment of the Law for a regular prostitute is "to burn her alive" (Lev.21:9, Gen.38:24). Jesus regarded prostitution as evil, but he went against Jewish tradition and laws and forgave prostitutes and opened the way for them to enter God's kingdom through faith (Matt.21:32-33).
MICAH... the prostitution business of the priests
The "prostitution" in the Book of Micah is different that the one in Hosea: The priests in Israel sponsored houses of prostitution where sinners paid high fees for their pleasure. This practice provided the priests with a lavish income. When Micah realized what was being done, his anger knew no limitations. His outspoken remarks were a terrible indictment of the priests and rulers, "So I shall make Samaria a ruin in the open country, a place for planting vines… all her images will be shattered, and all her earnings consumed by fire. I shall leave all her idols derelict, they were amassed out of prostitutes' earnings and prostitutes' earnings once more they will be" (1:6-7). And he continues, "for there is no cure for the wounds that Yahweh inflicts: The blow falls on Judah, on Jerusalem itself" (1:9).
His message was very strong and unacceptable to the religious leaders of the nation… however he was thrilled to describe the matchless mercy of God, announcing the Messiah coming from Bethlehem (5:1), and the statement engraved in bronze across the United Nations Building in New York: "they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruning hooks; nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war anymore" (4:3)... and with his words at the end of the Book: "who is a God like you?. You take away guilt, you forgive the sins of the remnant of your people. You do not let your anger rage forever, for to be merciful is your true delight" (7:18)… God is just waiting for you and me to repent, and the most horrible sins will be pardoned, we will be not only cleaned, but received with a feast as children in the house of the Father (Luc.15:22-24).
Judah sleeps with a prostitute?
The sin of prostitution was punished in the Law by "burning the prostitute alive" (Lev.22:9). But Judah had a very strange personal lesson in Gen.38.
Judah, the forth child of Jacob, slept with what he thought was a "prostitute", but in fact, he slept with his daughter-in-law, Tamar, disguised as a prostitute. Tamar became pregnant, and when Judah knew it he ordered to burn her alive (Gen.38:24). But as she was being led off to be burned, she send word to her father-in-law, and sent to him the pledge given to her by the man who slept with her, the seal, cord and staff… and they were those of Judah!, who realized of his sin… all good men in the Old Testament were sinners, just like you and me, but God forgives and forgets, He is just waiting for our repentance. And Judah become one of the ancestors of the Messiah, Jesus Christ. King David, another ancestor of Jesus Christ, sinned like all the kings did, but he cried for his sin like no other king did… and he humbly trusted in the mercy of the Lord like you and I should always do.
Rahab, the prostitute… ancestor of Christ
Joshua 2 tells the story of Rahab the prostitute, who received and hid the two men sent by Moses. By faith she and her family was saved, says Heb.11:31, as described in Joshua 6, and the sign of salvation was the scarlet cord she tied to her window, symbol of the Blood of Christ. She became the grand-grand-mother of David, ancestor of Jesus Christ, as described in the genealogy of Jesus in Matt.1:5.
God loves you and me sinners, and wants to clean all our sins with the Blood of Jesus, and the only condition is the message of every page of the Bible: "Trust in God"… "Faith in Christ", in the New Testament, praise the Lord!.
God loves you and me the way we are right now, but he loves us too much to let us stay that way... and that's why he send us the "trumpets of God", pains, sorrows, difficulties... to purify us!... because in the plan of God, you and I were made to be "saints and immaculate" (Ef.1:4), only the pure and immaculate can enter Heaven!.
can't believe my eye Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
quote:Originally posted by *tigerman*: Ya Batman I will tell you a story ..a personal story .... Back in Egypt growing up I had a girl friend .... Okay let me clear that ..there were no SEX involved .... But her mom told her do not let guys kiss you otherwise you will get pregnant ..and it will be moseeba ... and Dad will kill you ... and it happened that we kissed (mine and hers First Kiss) when she was 13 .... and that day she had her first period .... she came to my house crying and totally in disbelief and terrified ... and she told me ..she is pregnant and she is having a baby right now .... so I was terrified also but I told my mom ...who came to the room and talked to her ...and half an hour later ..my mom was laughing her head off ... after she explained to her about period and so on ...I also remember that was the only time my dad slapped me on my face .... So the lake of sex education is BAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD
AGREED!
Posted by Thunderball (Member # 11940) on :
One-night stand,,,,who needs sex in a hurry but does not want to go through the elaborate ritual of marriage and the payment of expensive dower? Of course, many people would love to have this kind of quickie sex without much obligations. No wonder that there are so many women engaged in the world's oldest profession just to meet this demand from depraved men. In modern parlance, we call it 'one-night' stand. Believe it or not, Islam has its equivalence too!
Sahih Muslim Book 008, Number 3253:
Rabi' b. Sabra reported that his father went on an expedition with Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) during the Victory of Mecca, and we stayed there for fifteen days (i. e. for thirteen full days and a day and a night), and Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) permitted us to contract temporary marriage with women. So I and another person of my tribe went out, and I was more handsome than he, whereas he was almost ugly. Each one of us had a cloaks, My cloak was worn out, whereas the cloak of my cousin was quite new. As we reached the lower or the upper side of Mecca, we came across a young woman like a young smart long-necked she-camel. We said: Is it possible that one of us may contract temporary marriage with you? She said: What will you give me as a dower? Each one of us spread his cloak. She began to cast a glance on both the persons. My companion also looked at her when she was casting a glance at her side and he said: This cloak of his is worn out, whereas my cloak is quite new. She, however, said twice or thrice: There is no harm in (accepting) this cloak (the old one). So I contracted temporary marriage with her, and I did not come out (of this) until Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) declared it forbidden.
Mu'tah means enjoyment---(ref.6, p. 424)
Posted by Demiana (Member # 2710) on :
Could be a new topic, the relationship between sex and religion. I know my son will give you both answers when asked where children do come from. And the stories get more detailed when he gets older!:-)
Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
can't believe my ''''''eye'''''''' [Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]
How dare you insult my war injury young man!
Choose your weapon!
Posted by Demiana (Member # 2710) on :
Just asked him and he is even better! He started to tell me about the evolution!:-)
Posted by Thunderball (Member # 11940) on :
The Old Testament stories dear Batman are not commands from God, they are only describing the practices and customs of the people of those times. They have nothing to do with Christianity whatsoever. Educate yourself a little bit on the subject before making such inane statements.
Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
quote:Originally posted by Demiana: Just asked him and he is even better! He started to tell me about the evolution!:-)
No such thing! Darwin was high on morphine most of the time man! Spaced out as a dutch whore. Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote: Judah, the forth child of Jacob, slept with what he thought was a "prostitute", but in fact, he slept with his daughter-in-law
u want to lear child this
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman:
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: The Book of Hosea, or Osee
The Book of prostitution... and the "love of God"
"Yahweh said to Hosea: Go, marry a whore, and get children with a whore, for the country itself has become nothing but a whore by abandoning Yahweh" (Hosea 1:2).
The Book of Hosea, or Osee, is the first of the twelve minor Prophets. It is the most beautiful Book on the "love of God" in the Old Testament, but I could not understand it, because keeps on talking about whores, harlots, prostitution… until I understood the life of the Prophet himself, in his first three chapters, who then applies it to the people of God, and to you and me:
Hosea, the Prophet, married Gomer and had a child with her. She gave birth to two other children, but Hosea was not their father… however, Hosea took then and care of then as his own children… how great was the love of Hosea!… their names were suggestive: "Lo-ruhamah", "Not-loved", and "Lo-ammi", "Not-my kin".
… Finally, Gomer became a prostitute, after her lovers (2:5), until she eventually become a slave. And now, Hosea learned that his wife Gomer was for sale at an auction of slaves… the attractive young lady of earlier years had become a worn, faded, undesired woman who had aged prematurely… and Hosea bought his own wife at the auction of slaves, the slave Gomer, for 15 shekels (3:2), and brought her home, not as slave, but as his wife, as the lady of the house… the love of Hosea was great, incredible!… even he changed the names of her children of prostitution, to "Ruahmah", "loved", and "Ammi", "My kin"… the incredible love of Hosea!.
Then, Hosea applies the story of his life to the People of God, to the Kingdoms of the North and the South, to Israel and Judah, and to you and me: Every time you and I go after money, or power, or pleasures, we prostitute against God… we throw ourselves into the arms and care of other gods, and that's prostitution against God!… with every sin, we become slaves of the Devil, but God byes us back, not for 15 shekels, but with His own Blood, and brings us back to his home, not as slaves, but as children of God, as His inheritance!… to make a feast for us every time we repent! (Lk.15:22-23)... how incredibly great is the love of God!… and not only once, but again and again, seventy times seven, every time we repent after our sin… our God is the God of Hosea, a Super-Merciful God!… He is always waiting for our repentance, and trust in Him.
The Bible refers often to this "prostitution against God", which is the worse sin in the Bible, worse than drugs, or social injustice, or homosexuality, or homicide... it is the sin we commit most often, and it is the sin that we usually don't confess! (Is.1:21, Jer.2:20, Ex.34:15, Lev.17:7, Dt.31:16)... and every time we sin, "we crucify the Son of God in ourselves, and hold him up to mockery" (Heb.6:6)...
... The Bible insists again and again in the mercy of God, who is always waiting for our repentance, but also in the severe punishments to the People of God and to the persons who do not repent of this prostitution . And it is not enough "to repent" as Judas, but we have "to weep bitterly" for our sins and trust in Jesus, as Peter did. Judas "repented", but his great mistake was not to trust in Jesus, thinking that He could never be forgiven (Mt.26:75, 27:3-5)
The punishment of the Law for a regular prostitute is "to burn her alive" (Lev.21:9, Gen.38:24). Jesus regarded prostitution as evil, but he went against Jewish tradition and laws and forgave prostitutes and opened the way for them to enter God's kingdom through faith (Matt.21:32-33).
MICAH... the prostitution business of the priests
The "prostitution" in the Book of Micah is different that the one in Hosea: The priests in Israel sponsored houses of prostitution where sinners paid high fees for their pleasure. This practice provided the priests with a lavish income. When Micah realized what was being done, his anger knew no limitations. His outspoken remarks were a terrible indictment of the priests and rulers, "So I shall make Samaria a ruin in the open country, a place for planting vines… all her images will be shattered, and all her earnings consumed by fire. I shall leave all her idols derelict, they were amassed out of prostitutes' earnings and prostitutes' earnings once more they will be" (1:6-7). And he continues, "for there is no cure for the wounds that Yahweh inflicts: The blow falls on Judah, on Jerusalem itself" (1:9).
His message was very strong and unacceptable to the religious leaders of the nation… however he was thrilled to describe the matchless mercy of God, announcing the Messiah coming from Bethlehem (5:1), and the statement engraved in bronze across the United Nations Building in New York: "they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruning hooks; nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war anymore" (4:3)... and with his words at the end of the Book: "who is a God like you?. You take away guilt, you forgive the sins of the remnant of your people. You do not let your anger rage forever, for to be merciful is your true delight" (7:18)… God is just waiting for you and me to repent, and the most horrible sins will be pardoned, we will be not only cleaned, but received with a feast as children in the house of the Father (Luc.15:22-24).
Judah sleeps with a prostitute?
The sin of prostitution was punished in the Law by "burning the prostitute alive" (Lev.22:9). But Judah had a very strange personal lesson in Gen.38.
Judah, the forth child of Jacob, slept with what he thought was a "prostitute", but in fact, he slept with his daughter-in-law, Tamar, disguised as a prostitute. Tamar became pregnant, and when Judah knew it he ordered to burn her alive (Gen.38:24). But as she was being led off to be burned, she send word to her father-in-law, and sent to him the pledge given to her by the man who slept with her, the seal, cord and staff… and they were those of Judah!, who realized of his sin… all good men in the Old Testament were sinners, just like you and me, but God forgives and forgets, He is just waiting for our repentance. And Judah become one of the ancestors of the Messiah, Jesus Christ. King David, another ancestor of Jesus Christ, sinned like all the kings did, but he cried for his sin like no other king did… and he humbly trusted in the mercy of the Lord like you and I should always do.
Rahab, the prostitute… ancestor of Christ
Joshua 2 tells the story of Rahab the prostitute, who received and hid the two men sent by Moses. By faith she and her family was saved, says Heb.11:31, as described in Joshua 6, and the sign of salvation was the scarlet cord she tied to her window, symbol of the Blood of Christ. She became the grand-grand-mother of David, ancestor of Jesus Christ, as described in the genealogy of Jesus in Matt.1:5.
God loves you and me sinners, and wants to clean all our sins with the Blood of Jesus, and the only condition is the message of every page of the Bible: "Trust in God"… "Faith in Christ", in the New Testament, praise the Lord!.
God loves you and me the way we are right now, but he loves us too much to let us stay that way... and that's why he send us the "trumpets of God", pains, sorrows, difficulties... to purify us!... because in the plan of God, you and I were made to be "saints and immaculate" (Ef.1:4), only the pure and immaculate can enter Heaven!.
can't believe my eye
taffa, from where have they get those fucking stories about Prophets? Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
quote:Originally posted by Thunderball: The Old Testament stories dear Batman are not commands from God, they are only describing the practices and customs of the people of those times. They have nothing to do with Christianity whatsoever. Educate yourself a little bit on the subject before making such inane statements.
Yeah man just stories, but are these volumes and volumes of utter baloney I just pasted the word of god? can I rely on them as the word of god if they are full of sex talk man?
Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
Hey Batman
Judah, the forth child of Jacob, slept with what he thought was a "prostitute", but in fact, he slept with his daughter-in-law, Tamar, disguised as a prostitute.
If your sis in law was dressed up like a prostitute and then undressed and had sex with you dont ya think ya would notice it was your sis in law??????
Anyhow how does a prostitute disguise herself in those days????, high heels, short mini, low blouse, pack of condoms hanging from the hip? Man get real!!!!
Man you really believe this stuff dontcha!
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
mashy ya taffetna ilkebera
Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
taffa, from where have they get those fucking stories about Prophets?
same place they got the stories bout mohammed I guess. those crazy mothers!!!
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
They have seen her nakedness: yea, she sigheth, and turneth backward. Her filthiness is in her skirts.--Lam.1:8-9
It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies. -- Mark Twain, Letters From the Earth
Genesis
"And Adam knew his wife; and she conceived." This is the first sexual intercourse mentioned in the Bible. 4:1
"And Cain knew his wife." That's nice, but where the hell did she come from? The Bible doesn't mention any of Cain's sisters. Well, maybe he married his mom. In any case, Cain and the mysterious Mrs. Cain have a son (another blue cigar!). His name is Enoch and he builds a city (population 3). 4:17
"And Adam knew his wife again; and she bare a son." Way to go Adam! 4:25
"The sons of God came in unto the daughters of men" producing "the mighty men of old, men of renown." 6:2, 4
The "just and righteous" Noah (6:9, 7:1) plants a vineyard, gets drunk, and lies around naked in his tent. His son, Ham, happens to see his father in this condition. When Noah sobers up and hears "what his young son had done unto him" (what did he do besides look at him?), he curses not Ham, who "saw the nakedness of his father," but Ham's son, Canaan. "A servant of servants shall he [Canaan] be unto his brethren." 9:20-25
"And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him." What did Ham do? Did he just look at his naked father or was there something more to it than that? Some commentators have suggested that Ham committed homosexual rape on his drunken father, and that this was why Ham's descendants were eternally punished with slavery. 9:24
Poor Pharaoh couldn't resist the "very fair" Sarai, and he takes her into his harem. 12:15
Sarai is the first of a long line of barren women who were desperate for children. (In the Bible, it is the women who are barren, never the men.) She sends Abram into her handmaid, Hagar, so that she can "obtain children by her." Abram gladly complies. 16:1-4
God establishes his covenant with Abram: "This is my covenant ... every man child among you shall be circumcised. And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin." It seems that penises are supremely important to god. 17:10-11, 23-24
Sarah, who is about 90 years old and has gone through menopause, laughs at God when he tells her that she will have a son. She asks God if she will "have pleasure" with her "Lord" [Abraham], when both are so very old. God assures her that he will return and impregnate her at the appointed time. 18:11-14
The two angels that visit Lot wash their feet, eat, and are sexually irresistible to Sodomites. 19:1-5
God kills everyone in Sodom and Gomorrah. This was because, so say the Christian Right, some homosexuals lived there. 19:4-5, 24-25
Lot refuses to give up his angels to the perverted mob, offering his two "virgin daughters" instead. He tells the bunch of angel rapers to "do unto them [his daughters] as is good in your eyes." This is the same man that is called "just" and "righteous" in 2 Pet.2:7-8. 19:8
Lot and his daughters camp out in a cave for a while. The daughters get their "just and righteous" father drunk, and have sexual intercourse with him, and each conceives and bears a son (wouldn't you know it!). Just another wholesome family values Bible story. 19:30-38
"The Lord visited Sarah" and he "did unto Sarah as he had spoken." And "Sarah conceived and bare Abraham a son." 21:1-2
Abraham makes his servant put his hand under his thigh while swearing to God. Weird. Of course "putting his hand under his thigh" is just a polite euphemism for "holding his testicles in his hand." Come to think of it, maybe it isn't so weird at all -- coming as it does from a god that is completely obsessed with male genitalia. (See Ex.4:25, Lev.15:16-18, 32, and Dt.23:1) for just a few examples.) I guess it's sort of like swearing on the bible. 24:2, 24:9
"And the damsel was fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her." (Oh boy!) 24:16
Unfortunately the king "looked out a window, and saw, behold, Isaac was sporting with Rebekah his wife." But Isaac grew rich from the lie anyway, just as his father had. 26:8
Jacob is tricked by Laban, the father of Rachel and Leah. Jacob asks for Rachel so that he can "go in unto her." But Laban gives him Leah instead, and Jacob "went in unto her [Leah]" by mistake. Jacob was fooled until morning -- apparently he didn't know who he was going in unto. Finally they worked things out and Jacob got to "go in unto" Rachel, too. 29:21-30
Jacob goes in unto Leah by mistake. 29:23, 25
Jacob finally gets to "go in unto" Rachel. He loved Rachel more than Leah. 29:30
"Give me children or else I die." Rachel considers herself worthless if she cannot produce children for her husband. But luckily she has an idea. She says to Jacob, "Behold my maid Bilhah, go in unto her." She solved the problem the same way as did Sarah (16:2). "And Jacob went in unto her. And Bilhah conceived, and bare Jacob a son." (These arrangements rarely produce daughters.) 30:1-4
Leah, not to be outdone, gives Jacob her maid (Zilpah) "to wife." And Zilpah "bare Jacob a son." 30:9
Rachel trades her husband's favors for some mandrakes. And so, when Jacob cam home, Leah said: "Thou must come in unto me, for surely I have hired thee with my son's mandrakes. And he lay with her that night." Presumably God, by telling us this edifying story, is teaching us something about sexual ethics. 30:15-16
Dinah, the daughter of Jacob, is "defiled" by a man who seems to love her dearly. Her brothers trick all of the men of the town and kill them (after first having them all circumcised), and then take their wives and children captive. 34:1-31
"Reuben went and lay with his father's concubine." 35:22, 49:4
Judah has casual sex with a Canaanite woman which results in two sons, Er and Onan. 38:2-4
After God killed Er, Judah tells Onan to "go in unto thy brother's wife." But "Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and ... when he went in unto his brother's wife ... he spilled it on the ground.... And the thing which he did displeased the Lord; wherefore he slew him also." This lovely Bible story is seldom read in Sunday School, but it is the basis of many Christian doctrines, including the condemnation of both masturbation and birth control. 38:8-10
Tamar (the widow of Er and Onan, who were killed by God) dresses up as a prostitute and Judah (her father-in-law) propositions her, saying: "Let me come in unto thee .... And he ... came in unto her, and she conceived by him." From this incestuous union, twins (38:27-28) were born (both were boys of course). One of these was Pharez -- an ancestor of Jesus (Lk.3:33). 38:13-18
After Judah pays Tamar for her services, he is told that she "played the harlot" and "is with child by whoredom." When Judah hears this, he says, "Bring her forth, and let her be burnt." 38:24
Joseph is seduced by Potiphar's wife. He rejects her advances, but she claims he "came in unto" her. 39:7-18
Joseph swears by putting his hand under Jacob's thigh -- a euphemism for holding his testicles in his hand. 47:29
God promised to bring Jacob safely back from Egypt (Gen.46:3-4), but God doesn't keep his promise and Jacob dies in Egypt. 49:27
Jacob says that Reuben will "not excel" because he "went up to [his] father's couch [had sex with his father's wife]." (see Gen.35:22) 49:4 Exodus
God decides to kill Moses because his son had not yet been circumcised. Luckily for Moses, his Egyptian wife Zipporah "took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me. So he [God] let him go." This story shows the importance of penises to God, and his hatred of foreskins. 4:24
Moses, like a coach giving instructions to the team before the big game, tells the men to "come not at your wives" before he goes up to Mt. Sinai. 19:15
God tells the priests not to go up the steps to the altar "that thy nakedness not be discovered thereon." (Skirts on stairs are a problem.) 20:26
"Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death." Is it really necessary to kill such people? Couldn't we just send them to counseling or something? 22:19
Aaron makes a golden calf and tells the people to take off their clothes and dance around naked. God then punishes them mercilessly for following their divinely appointed religious leader. 32:1-35
Aaron makes the people take off all their clothes and dance naked around his golden calf. 32:25
"Their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods." God always blames the women; it is they who "go a whoring" and then "make" the men "go a whoring." 34:16 Leviticus
Long, tiresome, and disgusting instructions regarding the treatment of men who have a "running issue" out of their "flesh." Very enlightening. "And if he that hath the issue spit upon him that is clean ..." 15:2-15
This passage tells you what to do if you get your "seed of copulation" on yourself, your clothes, or your partner. Thank God this is in the Bible. 15:16-18, 32
Don't "uncover the nakedness" of any of your relatives or neighbors. Just ask them to keep their clothes on while you are around. 18:6-18, 20
"Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is apart for her uncleanness," Don't even look at a menstruating woman. 18:19
Don't "lie with any beast." You probably weren't planning on doing this, but now you know just in case you get the urge sometime. 18:23
Don't "go a whoring" after Molech or "commit adultery with him." (Don't you love it when God talks dirty?) 20:5
Stay away from people with familiar spirits and don't "go a whoring" after them either. 20:6
If a man has sex with his father's wife, kill them both. 20:11
If a man has sex with his daughter in law, kill them both. 20:12
If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13
If you "lie" with your wife and your mother-in-law (now that sounds fun!), then all three of your must be burned to death. 20:14
If a man or woman "lie with a beast" both the person and the poor animal are to be killed. 20:15-16
Don't have sex with your sister, uncle's wife, or your brother's wife -- and tell them to wear clothes whenever you're around. 20:17, 19-21
If a man has sex with a menstruating woman, they both "shall be cut off from among their people." 20:18
"Neither shall he [the priest] profane his seed among his people." (His seed is holy.) 21:15
A man with damaged testicles must not "come nigh to offer the bread of his God." 21:20
A man who has a "running issue" or "whose seed goeth from him" ... "shall not eat of the holy things, until he be clean." 22:3-5 Numbers
The people "commit whoredom with the daughters of Moab." 25:1
Under God's direction, Moses' army defeats the Midianites. They kill all the adult males, but take the women and children captive. When Moses learns that they left some live, he angrily says: "Have you saved all the women alive? Kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." So they went back and did as Moses (and presumably God) instructed, killing everyone except for the virgins. In this way they got 32,000 virgins -- Wow! (Even God gets some of the booty -- including the virgins.) 31:1-54 Deuteronomy
If you see a pretty woman among the captives and would like her for a wife, then just bring her home and "go in unto her." Later, if you decide you don't like her, you can "let her go." 21:11-14
If a man marries, then decides that he hates his wife, he can claim she wasn't a virgin when they were married. If her father can't produce the "tokens of her virginity" (bloody sheets), then the woman is to be stoned to death at her father's doorstep. 22:13-21
"If a man be found lying with a woman married to a husband, then they shall both of them die." 22:22
If a betrothed virgin is raped in the city and doesn't cry out loud enough, then "the men of the city shall stone her to death." 22:23-24
If a woman is raped in the country, then only the man shall die (since there was no one to hear her if she cried out.) 22:25
If a man rapes an unbetrothed virgin, he must pay her father 50 shekels of silver and then marry her. 22:28
"A man shall not take his father's wife, nor discover his father's skirt." 22:30
You can't go to church if your testicles are damaged or your penis has been cut off. 23:1
God lays down the law regarding wet dreams. "If there be among you any man that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night ..." 23:10
If a man dies without having a child, his brother shall "go in unto" his dead brother's wife. If he refuses, the dead man's wife is to loosen his shoe and spit in his face. 25:5-10
If two men fight and the wife of one grabs the "secrets" of the other, "then thou shalt cut off her hand" and "thine eye shall not pity her." 25:11-12
"Cursed be he that lieth with his father's wife, because he uncovereth his father's skirt." (Why?) 27:20
"Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast: and all the people shall say, Amen." 27:21
"Cursed be he that lieth with his sister ... And all the people shall say, Amen." 27:22
"Cursed be he that lieth with his mother in law: and all the people shall say, Amen." 27:23
"Thou shalt betroth a wife, and another man shall lie with her." 28:30 Joshua
Joshua's spies visit and "came unto" a prostitute in Jericho. They weren't very discreet about it either, since the King of Jericho soon found out about it. The king's officials ask Rahab to "bring forth the men that are come to thee." 2:1-4
At God's command, Joshua makes some knives and circumcises "again the children of Israel the second time" (ouch!) at the "hill of the foreskins." 5:2-3 Judges
"Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two?" 5:30
Samson sees a Philistine woman and tells his parents to "get her for me; for she pleaseth me well." 14:1-3
Samson wants to have sex with his wife in the bedroom, but his father won't let him. 15:1
"Then went Samson to Gaza, and saw there an harlot, and went in unto her." 16:1
After taking in a traveling Levite, the host offers his virgin daughter and his guest's concubine to a mob of perverts (who want to have sex with his guest). The mob refuses the daughter, but accepts the concubine and they "abuse her all night." The next morning she crawls back to the doorstep and dies. The Levite puts her dead body on an ass and takes her home. Then he chops her body up into twelve pieces and sends them to each of the twelve tribes of Israel. 19:22-30 Ruth
Naomi (Ruth's mother-in-law) advises Ruth as to how to best seduce Boaz. She tells her to wait until he is a bit drunk and has fallen asleep. Then "go in and uncover his feet [a biblical euphemism for male genitals], and lay thee down; and he will tell thee what to do." 3:3-4
Ruth does as Naomi says, and then at midnight Boaz wakes up and finds Ruth "at his feet." He asks who she is, and she says, "I am Ruth thine handmaid: spread therefore your skirt over thine handmaid." 3:7-9
Boaz seems agreeable to the suggestion and says, "I will do thee all that thou requirest." Next he asks her to "Tarry this night ... lie down until the morning." so Naomi "lay at his feet until morning." 3:11-14
Boaz "went in unto" Ruth and "the Lord gave her conception, and she bare a son." Another God-assisted conception results in a baby boy. 4:13 1 Samuel
"And Elkanah knew Hannah his wife; and the Lord remembered her." (He probably said something like, "Oh yeah, she's the one whose womb I shut up.") And Hannah conceived and "bare a son [Oh boy, another boy!], and called his name Samuel." 1:19-20
"And the Lord visited Hannah [again], so that she conceived." Did he get her pregnant in the usual way? 2:21
The sons of Eli had sex with women "at the door of the tabernacle." 2:22
David kills 200 Philistines and brings their foreskins to Saul to buy his first wife (Saul's daughter Michal). Saul had only asked for 100 foreskins, but David was feeling generous. 18:25-27
The priest tells David that he and his men can eat the "hallowed" bread if "they have kept themselves at least from women." David assures the priest that they have and that "the vessels of the young men are holy." So it'd be OK for them to eat the holy bread. 21:4-5 2 Samuel
David says, "deliver me my wife Michal, which I espoused to me for a hundred foreskins of the Philistines." Well, he actually paid with two hundred foreskins (see 1 Sam.18:27). 3:14
King David dances nearly naked in front of God and everybody. Michal criticizes him for exposing himself and God punishes her by having "no child unto the day of her death." 6:14, 20-22
David sees a woman (Bathsheba) bathing and likes what he sees. so he sends for her and commits adultery with her "for she was purified from her uncleanness." She conceives and bears a son (of course). 11:2-5
God gave the wives of king Saul to David. 12:7-8
God is angry at David for having Uriah killed. As a punishment, he will have David's wives raped by his neighbor while everyone else watches. It turns out that the "neighbor" that God sends to do his dirty work is David's own son, Absalom (16:22). 12:11-12
After Bathsheba's baby is killed by God, David comforts her by going "in unto her." She conceives and bears another son (Solomon). 12:24
Ammon (David's son) says to his half-sister Tamar, "Come lie with me, my sister." But she resists, so he rapes her and then sends her away. Tamar, knowing that she now belongs to him (since she was a virgin), expects him to marry her, but he refuses. 13:1-22
Absalom "went in unto his father's concubines in the sight of all Israel." This was according the God's plan as announced in 12:11-12. 16:21-22
To punish his ten concubines for being raped by his son, Absalom (See 16:21-22), David refuses to ever again have sex with them and forces them to "keep house" for the rest of their lives. 20:3 1 Kings
Old King David tries to get some heat by having a beautiful virgin minister unto him. 1:1-4
Adonijah (Solomon's half-brother) sends Bathsheba (Solomon's mother) to ask King Solomon to let Adonijah have sex with his David's concubine Abishag. But Solomon had him murdered instead. 2:13-25
"King Solomon loved many strange women. And he had 700 wives and 300 concubines." 11:1-3 1 Chronicles
"And Tamar his daughter in law bore him Pharez...." See Gen.38 for all the sordid details. 2:4
David's servants had their buttocks exposed. 19:4 Esther
King Ahasuerus throws a party and encourages his guests to drink to excess. Then, when they are all drunk, he orders Queen Vashti to show her stuff before him and his guests. 1:7-11
"All the fair young virgins" throughout the kingdom are brought before the king, and the one that "pleaseth" the king the most will replace Vashti. 2:2-4
When it was Esther turn to "go in unto the king," she pleases the king the most. So, having won the sex contest, she is made queen in Vashti's place. 2:8-9, 12-17
Since women are inherently dirty, the woman that "pleased the king" the most must be "purified" for twelve months before she can be made queen. 2:9-12 Psalms
The author of this psalm allegedly is David. If so, then it's not surprising that his "loins" would be "filled with a loathsome disease." After all, his promiscuity was legendary, and he probably didn't practice safe sex. 38:5, 7 Proverbs
"Let her breasts satisfy thee at all times." 5:18
"Come let us take our fill of love until the morning." 7:18
One of the four "wonderful" things is "the way of a man with a maid." 30:18-19 Song of Solomon
"Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine." A fitting beginning for a pornographic poem. 1:2
"He shall lie all night betwixt my breasts." 1:13
"I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste." 2:3
"His left hand is under my head and his right hand doth embrace me." She asks not to be disturbed "till he please." 2:6-7
Our heroine takes her lover into her mother's bedroom and asks not to be disturbed "till he please." 3:4-5
"Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins." 4:5
"Come ... blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits." 4:16
"My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him." 5:4
"My hands dropped with myrrh.... I opened to my beloved; but my beloved had withdrawn himself." 5:5-6
"Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins." 7:1-3
"How pleasant art thou, O love, for delights! ... Thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine." 7:6-8
"Let us get up early to the vineyards ... there will I give thee my loves." 7:12
"His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.... Stir not up, nor awake my love, until he please." 8:3-4
"We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts ... But my breasts [are] like towers." 8:8-10 Isaiah
God "will discover their secret parts." 3:16-17
Isaiah has sex with a prophetess who conceives and bears a son. (You weren't expecting a daughter, were you?) God then tells Isaiah to call his name Mathershalalhashbaz. (It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?) 8:3
God tells Isaiah to take off all his clothes and to wander about completely naked for three years as a "sign and a wonder." In this way he will be just like the Egyptian captives who will walk about naked "with their buttocks uncovered." 20:2-5
Tyre "shall commit fornication with all the kingdoms of the world," and her hire shall be holiness to the Lord." 23:17-18
"Tremble, ye women that are at ease .. strip you, and make you bare ... They shall lament for the teats." 32:6 Jeremiah
Jeremiah insults people by calling them "harlots" who have sex on every hill and under every tree. 2:20
God compares Jerusalem's sinful ways to a promiscuous woman, or a wild donkey in heat. 2:24
"Thou hast played the harlot with many lovers." 3:1
"In the ways thou hast sat for them, as the Arabian in the wilderness; and thou hast polluted the land with thy whoredoms. 3:2
More talk of harlots who have sex under every tree. 3:6
Judah commits adultery with "stocks and stones." 3:9
Jeremiah just can't quit talking about sex under the trees. 3:13
"As fed horses in the morning: everyone neighed after his neighbor's wife." 5:8
God compares the destruction of Jerusalem to the rape of a woman who deserves to be raped because she has sinned. 13:22
God plans to expose Jerusalem's private parts to the world by lifting her skirt over her head, so to speak. He's seen her commit whoredoms and abominations and whatnot on the hills, and he's getting darned sick of it! 13:26-27 Lamentations
Jerusalem is compared to a naked woman who sighs and turns backward. "Her filthiness is in her skirts." 1:8-9
The adversary puts his hand upon "all her pleasant things. 1:10
When God gets angry at you he calls you a drunken whore. 4:21 Ezekiel
God dresses up Jerusalem, cleans off the blood that she was wallowing in, and compliments her on her nice hair and breasts. 16:6-7, 22
Seeing that it is the time for love, God spreads his skirt over Jerusalem to cover her nakedness. 6:8
Jerusalem was a harlot who had sex with everyone that passed by. 16:15-16
"Thou hast ... madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them." 16:17
"Thou ... hast opened thy feet to every one that passed by." 16:25
"Thou hast also committed fornication with the Egyptians thy neighbours, great of flesh." (Jerusalem had sex with Egyptians with big penises.) 16:26
Jerusalem still wasn't satisfied after having sex with the the well-endowed Egyptians (v.26), so she had sex with the Assyrians too. Yet she still wasn't satisfied. So she had sex with the men of Canaan and Chaldea, but still was not satisfied. 16:28-29
God calls Jerusalem "an imperious whorish woman." 16:30
God says that Jerusalem has sex with strangers, hiring them to "come in unto thee on every side." 16:32-33
Because she is such a filthy harlot, God will expose her nakedness before all of her lovers. 16:35-36
After exposing her nakedness, God will give her "blood in fury and jealousy" and strip her naked once more. 16:38-41
Information from God about discovering the nakedness of fathers, committing adultery with neighbor's wives, sex with menstruating women, daughters-in-law, sisters, etc. 22:1-11
Two sisters were guilty of "committing whoredoms" by pressing their breasts and bruising "the teats of their virginity." As a punishment, one sister's nakedness was discovered, her children were taken from her, and she was killed by the sword. And the fate of the surviving sister was even worse: Her nose and ears were cut off, she was made to "pluck off" her own breasts, and then after being raped and mutilated, she is stoned to death. 23:1-49
Really Big Penises. One of the sister (Aholibah) had lovers "whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses." 23:20
God makes "all their loins to be at a stand" and then cuts them off. 29:7-9 Hosea
God (or Hosea?) tells his children that their mother is a whore who is not his wife. He asks them to tell their mother to "put away her whoredoms" and "her adulteries from between her breasts" or he'll "strip her naked ... and slay her with thirst." 2:2-3
God says he "will discover her lewdness in the sight of her lovers." 2:10
God tells Hosea to "love a woman beloved of her friend, yet an adulteress." 3:1
Israel has "gone a whoring" and has "loved a reward upon every cornfloor." 9:1 Amos
"A man and his father will go in unto the same maid, to profane my holy name." 2:7 Nahum
God will "discover thy skirts upon thy face, ... show the nations thy nakedness" and "will cast abominable filth upon thee." 3:4-6 Matthew
"There be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." Dangerous words from a guy who recommends cutting of body parts if they cause you to sin (Mt.5:29-30, Mt.18:8-9, Mk.9:43-48). It might make someone castrate himself so that he could be one of the 144,000 male virgins, who alone will make it to heaven (Rev.14:3-4). 19:12 Mark
There is no sex or marriage in heaven. 12:25
One of the followers of Jesus was a young, nearly naked man who dropped his linen cloth and "fled from them naked" when the priests came to arrest Jesus. 14:51-52 Romans
Paul explains that "the natural use" of women is to act as sexual objects for the pleasure of men. 1:27 1 Corinthians
Paul, judging from rumors alone, complains that there are fornicators among his followers in Corinth; he is even worried that some have had sex with their fathers' wives. He says that those who have done these things should be "delivered to Satan for the destruction of the flesh" so that their soul can be saved. 5:1-5
Paul asks if he should "take the members of Christ, and make them members of an harlot?" He further asks, "Know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body?" 6:15-16
Paul wishes that men and woman abstain from sex, but tells them to "come together" to avoid being tempted by Satan. 7:5
Paul, like Jesus and the other New Testament writers, expects the end to come soon. "The time is short." So there's no time for sex or marriage, since the world will be ending soon. 7:29 Jude
The angels that Jude refers to here are the "sons of God" that had sex with human females to produce a race of giants. ( See Gen.6:4) 6 Revelation
Jezebel (whom God had thrown off a wall, trampled by horses, and eaten by dogs [2 Kg.9:33-37]) is further reviled by John, saying "that woman Jezebel" taught and seduced God's "servants to commit fornication." 2:20
Jesus will "cast her [Jezebel] into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her." 2:22
Drinking the wine of fornication. 14:8
The great whore has "committed fornication" with all the kings on earth. Everyone else is "drunk with the wine of her fornication." She sits on a scarlet colored beast with the usual 7 heads and 10 horns. She carries a cup full of the "filthiness of her abominations" and has a big sign on her forehead saying: "Mystery, Babylon the Great, the Mother of Harlots and Abominations of the Earth." You'll know her when you see her. 17:1-5
"All nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her." 18:3
God will send plagues, death, and famine on Babylon, and the kings "who have committed fornication with her" will be sad to see her burn. 18:8-9
The "great whore" corrupted the earth with her fornication. 19:2
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Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him." What did Ham do? Did he just look at his naked father or was there something more to it than that? Some commentators have suggested that Ham committed homosexual rape on his drunken father, and that this was why Ham's descendants were eternally punished with slavery. 9:24
you want to learn you kid this ya taffa ya khawal
Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
"And Cain knew his wife." That's nice, but where the hell did she come from? The Bible doesn't mention any of Cain's sisters. Well, maybe he married his mom. In any case, Cain and the mysterious Mrs. Cain have a son (another blue cigar!). His name is Enoch and he builds a city (population 3). 4:17
If you are a moslem you know the answer to this one man.
When each son was born so was his twin sister! They had children etc man dontcha know anything? or that is what Islam tells us happened. True or false?
Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
you want to learn you kid this ya taffa ya khawal
yeah because they are stories, they are lessons. Why do you think God destroyed Sodom and Gomorah? He tells a story then we hear about the punishment man. each story has a moral to it! DUH!!!!!
Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
Poor Pharaoh couldn't resist the "very fair" Sarai, and he takes her into his harem. 12:15
Okay chose one at random!
Pharoah worshipped hundreds of gods! he was not christian. man I cannot continue coz you are on somethin herbal!!!!!!! Goodnight man and dont have nightmares. Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
Dinah, the daughter of Jacob, is "defiled" by a man who seems to love her dearly. Her brothers trick all of the men of the town and kill them (after first having them all circumcised), and then take their wives and children captive. 34:1-31
Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
Batman word in your ear man. dont worry no one is listening !!
You say your english is bad, so! Dont cut and paste this stuff if you dont know what it means. Get someone to explain it to ya, man I dont have the time or finger power! Posted by Charm el Feikh? (Member # 10243) on :
quote:Originally posted by teflontoupee: Batman word in your ear man. dont worry no one is listening !!
You say your english is bad, so! Dont cut and paste this stuff if you dont know what it means.
PMSL!!!! Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
Jesus will "cast her [Jezebel] into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her." 2:22
Paul, judging from rumors alone, complains that there are fornicators among his followers in Corinth; he is even worried that some have had sex with their fathers' wives. He says that those who have done these things should be "delivered to Satan for the destruction of the flesh" so that their soul can be saved. 5:1-5
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
Lot and his daughters camp out in a cave for a while. The daughters get their "just and righteous" father drunk, and have sexual intercourse with him, and each conceives and bears a son (wouldn't you know it!). Just another wholesome family values Bible story. 19:30-38 Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
Paul explains that "the natural use" of women is to act as sexual objects for the pleasure of men. 1:27
The great whore has "committed fornication" with all the kings on earth. Everyone else is "drunk with the wine of her fornication." She sits on a scarlet colored beast with the usual 7 heads and 10 horns. She carries a cup full of the "filthiness of her abominations" and has a big sign on her forehead saying: "Mystery, Babylon the Great, the Mother of Harlots and Abominations of the Earth." You'll know her when you see her Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
where r u taffa?? homa tafook mn bo2ohom wallah eh?
Posted by LaZeeZ (Member # 10655) on :
Here's what I got when I thought I can delete my topic and make you go sleep guys: "FYI Sorry, the time in which you may edit your message has elapsed."
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ: Here's what I got when I thought I can delete my topic and make you go sleep guys: "FYI Sorry, the time in which you may edit your message has elapsed."
ليه ما تخليني نلعب شوية
why? let us play some time.
those people want to teach their kids adultery with relatives from thier religion
Posted by Albino_Eskimo (Member # 11479) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: i WAS INTELLIGENT CHILD i KNEW THIS MYTSELF WITHOUT AKSING
أيام الطفولة بقا كان الواحد يفهمها و هيه طايرة لكن بقا الواحد لما كبر مخة تحن و خاب
You never had experienced a BJ to remember events as well as you do!
Posted by cinematic (Member # 11514) on :
quote:Originally posted by Albino_Eskimo: You never had experienced a BJ to remember events as well as you do! [/QB]
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Yes please Keep on using BJ, ED, AH, MF, SOB, 69, MP, DS, O .... ect... it's good Posted by Dalia* (Member # 10593) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: u want to teach kids what ya 7abibity?
U want to teach them what? u want to teach them what?
just tell me in detail, هتقول لأيبنك ولا بنتك ايه
Have u received sex education ya dalia ya amorra
LOL, you're such a troll, dude. But keep it up, I find your posts quite useful for practicing my colloquial Arabic. Posted by Dalia* (Member # 10593) on :
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeZ: Was the problem of little kids saying bad words to girls that big say in the 80s and before?
Could you re-phrase that question?
Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
Batman
straight answer here man!
What does this mean to you?
The great whore has "committed fornication" with all the kings on earth. Everyone else is "drunk with the wine of her fornication." She sits on a scarlet colored beast with the usual 7 heads and 10 horns. She carries a cup full of the "filthiness of her abominations" and has a big sign on her forehead saying: "Mystery, Babylon the Great, the Mother of Harlots and Abominations of the Earth." You'll know her when you see her
Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
A clue!!
How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations! for thou has said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north: I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High. Yet thou shald be brought down to hell, to the sides to the sides of the pit. They that seek thee shall narrowly look upon thee, and consider thee, saying, Is this the man that made the earth to tremble, that did shake kingdoms; That made the world as a wilderness, and destroyed the cities thereof; that opened not the house of his prisoners? . . . But thou art cast out of thy grave like an abominable branch, and as the raiment of those that are slain, thrust through with a sword, that go down to the stones of the pit; as a carcase under feet. (Isaiah 14)
Posted by teflontoupee (Member # 11857) on :
Hey man
Is your kids not scared at night when you tell them this??????????
Hadith - Reported by Darimi, Narrated Abu Sa'id May Allah be pleased with him, Tirmidhi transmitted something similar but he said seventy instead of ninety-nine.
Allah's Messenger May Allah's peace and praise be on him said: There dominate ninety-nine dragons over the unbeliever in the grave. They (constantly) bite him and sting him till there comes the hour (of resurrection). (These dragons are so poisonous) that if one of them exhales on the Earth, no verdure will ever grow upon it.
Hadith - Bukhari, Narrated Abu Huraira May Allah be pleased with him
The Prophet May Allah's peace and praise be on him said, "In very hot weather delay the Zuhr prayer till it becomes (a bit) cooler because the severity of heat is from the raging of the Hell-fire. The Hell-fire of Hell complained to its Lord saying: O Lord! My parts are eating (destroying) one another. So Allah allowed it to take two breaths, one in the winter and the other in the summer. The breath in the summer is at the time when you feel the severest heat and the breath in the winter is at the time when you feel the severest cold."
Will anyone die in Hell? Is there any saheeh hadeeth to that effect or not? If it is true, then what is the nature of this death, and to whom will it happen?
It was reported in Saheeh Muslim that Aboo Sa’eed al-Khudree (may Allah be pleased with him) said: "The Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: ‘As for the people of Hell, they are its inhabitants, and they neither live therein nor die. But there are people who will enter Hell because of their sins – or mistakes – so Allah will cause them to die once, then when they become like coal, He will give permission for intercession (for them). They will be brought group by group to the rivers of Paradise. Then it will be said: "O people of Paradise! Pour water on them." Then they will grow like seeds (i.e., the seeds of herbs and aromatic plants, or it was said, small plants that grow in between grasses, or it may mean wheat).’"
The scholars said: "What is meant by the people of Hell are its kaafir inhabitants, who will never come out of it and never die at all.
Allah says (interpretation of the meaning):
"But those who disbelieve (in the Oneness of Allah), for them will be the Fire of Hell. Neither will it have a complete killing effect on them so that they die, nor shall its torment be lightened for them. Thus do We requite every disbeliever!" [Faatir 35:36]
As for the sinners among those who believe in the Oneness of Allah, those who have committed major sins (kabaa’ir), they will be punished in accordance with the degree of their sins for a period decreed by Allah, then they will die a lesser death such that they no longer feel anything, for a period decreed by Allah. Then they will be brought out dead, turned into coals and carried like luggage, and they will be thrown into the rivers of Paradise and the water of life will be poured over them. Then they will grow, like wheat at first, but quickly, like herbs. Then they will get stronger and be fully formed, and will be taken to their homes in Paradise. And Allah knows best.
Posted by cHiMpSs (Member # 11270) on :
HEY KETTLE WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR THREAD ON ''WHO AM I '',,DISSAPERED LIKE BATS MAN S THREAD THIS MORNING ,YEH AU DIDNT SEE THAT THREAD DID YAH BATMAN IT WAS ABOUT YOU BUT SOMEONE TOOK IT OFF WHAT A SHAME ....IT S WAS GOOD EDUCATION ON YOUR PART ...
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by cHiMpSs: HEY KETTLE WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR THREAD ON ''WHO AM I '',,DISSAPERED LIKE BATS MAN S THREAD THIS MORNING ,YEH AU DIDNT SEE THAT THREAD DID YAH BATMAN IT WAS ABOUT YOU BUT SOMEONE TOOK IT OFF WHAT A SHAME ....IT S WAS GOOD EDUCATION ON YOUR PART ...
nah, I didnt see it,
what is it?
can u pm me telling me what was there?
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
kids will never be scared knwing their enemy that saying mad stuff about religion and prophets.
Quran informs people the truth of those perverts who accuse prophets of adultery
I swear by God. these stories about the prophet is the shits of the people. it's mad to beleieve in shits. the true bible doesnt have these shits
nowadays, every assshole was given a right to write book naming it "bible".
The prophets are pure not like u. they are true men not commiting adultery like u say in ur book.
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by cinematic:
quote:Originally posted by Albino_Eskimo: You never had experienced a BJ to remember events as well as you do!
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Yes please Keep on using BJ, ED, AH, MF, SOB, 69, MP, DS, O .... ect... it's good [/QB][/QUOTE]
يا سينما ما تخليكي جدعة و تقوليلي يعني ايه بي جي
الله يخليكي Posted by katangah (Member # 11586) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman:
quote:Originally posted by cinematic:
quote:Originally posted by Albino_Eskimo: You never had experienced a BJ to remember events as well as you do!
Yes please Keep on using BJ, ED, AH, MF, SOB, 69, MP, DS, O .... ect... it's good [/QB]
يا سينما ما تخليكي جدعة و تقوليلي يعني ايه بي جي
الله يخليكي [/QB][/QUOTE]
Blow Job ... has to do with balloons and stuff you know
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
shukran ya katangah ya 3'alia
Posted by katangah (Member # 11586) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: shukran ya katangah ya 3'alia
3'aly, 3'aly yabny mosh 3'alia
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
قشطة عليك يا زميلي تشكر يا غالي shkran ya 3'aly
Posted by Tibe (Member # 10253) on :
quote:Originally posted by LaZeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeZ: A conversation I had with little kid of my relatives:
My mother said she bought me from the store but my friend Hasan said babies come from mother body
Me: Hasan is right
from mother where?
Me: from an open between her legs
the open we poo from?
Me: No, another one for babies
Can I see it?
Me: I don't have one to show you
Can I ask my Mom to show it to me?
Me: No
Why
Me: she wont like it
Why? I want to see where I came from, are you lieing to me?
Me: No, I told you the truth
Then why can't I see it if it's true?
Me: ask your mom
I will
Me: ok
And when I thought I'm done and like Phewwwwwwwwwwww
But how did I get into there?
Me: Your father put a seed there through that open and you grew up there
a seed? where did he get it from?
Me: from the little thing he pees from
How?
Me: when boys grow up they can have that seed from there
and he took the seed and put it into the open
Me: Yes
Is it big ?
Me: no very small but he puts so many of them and only one works
He can catch them with his hand if they very small?
Me: No he doesn't put them with his hand
How then?
Me: hey did you finish your homework?
Yes, How then?
Me: Next time because I'm late ---------
I thought we should not lie to little kids but really next time I'm going to tell him Angel Azrael comes at night to hunt little kids who ask those questions or maybe I will suggest him to ask Hasan.
Can I call you when my children needs to have this clearified?????
I think you did a great job and explained it to him on his level with out being provative perverted.- Wish my kids had an uncle like you Posted by Chinderella (Member # 11953) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: shukran ya katangah ya 3'alia
Posted by Chinderella (Member # 11953) on :
quote: Originally posted by katangah: Blow Job ... has to do with balloons and stuff you know
U definately know how to answer kids
Posted by Chinderella (Member # 11953) on :
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Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
LET'S TURN WITH OUR KIDS
quote: "My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him." 5:4
"My hands dropped with myrrh.... I opened to my beloved; but my beloved had withdrawn himself." 5:5-6
"Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins." 7:1-3
"How pleasant art thou, O love, for delights! ... Thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine." 7:6-8
"Let us get up early to the vineyards ... there will I give thee my loves." 7:12
"His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.... Stir not up, nor awake my love, until he please." 8:3-4
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
God decides to kill Moses because his son had not yet been circumcised. Luckily for Moses, his Egyptian wife Zipporah "took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me. So he [God] let him go." This story shows the importance of penises to God, and his hatred of foreskins. 4:24
The people "commit whoredom with the daughters of Moab." 25:1
LET'S TEACH THE KID THIS, NOT THE KID ONLY, TEACH THE MEN THIS
If you see a pretty woman among the captives and would like her for a wife, then just bring her home and "go in unto her." Later, if you decide you don't like her, you can "let her go." 21:11-14 Posted by Chinderella Mammary Glands (Member # 11953) on :
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quote: Originally posted by katangah: Blow Job ... has to do with balloons and stuff you know
quote:Originally posted by Chinderella: U definately know how to answer kids
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And I didn't engage in any type of sexual behavior for at least a decade after that.