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Posted by Micia (Member # 2907) on :

Let me share this funny story with u all (it might not be so funny really, coz it hurted some1 in a way...but....just read below lines!)
For the lat 2 months, i was semi-seeing some1 (semi = he loves me, while I am trying to convince myself that I have feelings for him!), thing got worse and I -finally - realized that he was not the one for me...i told him, but he didn't buy it (never knew why!)

I was very upset that I couldn't get him out of my way, coz at the end I certainly don't wanna end up hurting him or wasting my time as well...so, I texted my best friend saying this "XX doesn't wanna leave me alone and I am all fed up with this whole thing..pls tell me how to get rid of him' and guess what guys? Instead of me sending this text to my friend, i just sent it by MISTAKE to the guy...OMG!!!

U won't believe what I will say now..he thought I was doing this on purpose...imagine!! man that was funny and scary!!! (P.S. i had to lie to him eventually that i meant to send him so, coz my text wording was not decent at all...n i was kinda scared he'd kick my a**)

Morale of th story: a man/ woman doesn't believe anything but he/ she wants to believe

Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :

lol ohhhhh that's scary! I did something like that with a boss one time, was complaining about the boss and accidentally sent HER the email ! [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Micia (Member # 2907) on :

quote:
Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers:
lol ohhhhh that's scary! I did something like that with a boss one time, was complaining about the boss and accidentally sent HER the email !

Ur boss?
LOL..i am so laughin [Smile]

Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :

yea luckily we were sorta' friends, spent the weekends at the lake on the boat, etc., so it wasn't too bad. but I did learn my lesson [Wink]

Posted by DentalFloss (Member # 11953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Micia:
Let me share this funny story with u all (it might not be so funny really, coz it hurted some1 in a way...but....just read below lines!)
For the lat 2 months, i was semi-seeing some1 (semi = he loves me, while I am trying to convince myself that I have feelings for him!), thing got worse and I -finally - realized that he was not the one for me...i told him, but he didn't buy it (never knew why!)

I was very upset that I couldn't get him out of my way, coz at the end I certainly don't wanna end up hurting him or wasting my time as well...so, I texted my best friend saying this "XX doesn't wanna leave me alone and I am all fed up with this whole thing..pls tell me how to get rid of him' and guess what guys? Instead of me sending this text to my friend, i just sent it by MISTAKE to the guy...OMG!!!

U won't believe what I will say now..he thought I was doing this on purpose...imagine!! man that was funny and scary!!! (P.S. i had to lie to him eventually that i meant to send him so, coz my text wording was not decent at all...n i was kinda scared he'd kick my a**)

Morale of th story: a man/ woman doesn't believe anything but he/ she wants to believe

I like your story although it's scary but what I liked was your ability to come up with a quick & funny excuse that's gonna make you sound innocent & at the same time pulling like joke on him, LOL

Very smart [Wink]

Posted by Micia (Member # 2907) on :

quote:
Originally posted by DentalFloss:

quote:
Originally posted by Micia:
Let me share this funny story with u all (it might not be so funny really, coz it hurted some1 in a way...but....just read below lines!)
For the lat 2 months, i was semi-seeing some1 (semi = he loves me, while I am trying to convince myself that I have feelings for him!), thing got worse and I -finally - realized that he was not the one for me...i told him, but he didn't buy it (never knew why!)

I was very upset that I couldn't get him out of my way, coz at the end I certainly don't wanna end up hurting him or wasting my time as well...so, I texted my best friend saying this "XX doesn't wanna leave me alone and I am all fed up with this whole thing..pls tell me how to get rid of him' and guess what guys? Instead of me sending this text to my friend, i just sent it by MISTAKE to the guy...OMG!!!

U won't believe what I will say now..he thought I was doing this on purpose...imagine!! man that was funny and scary!!! (P.S. i had to lie to him eventually that i meant to send him so, coz my text wording was not decent at all...n i was kinda scared he'd kick my a**)

Morale of th story: a man/ woman doesn't believe anything but he/ she wants to believe
I like your story although it's scary but what I liked was your ability to come up with a quick & funny excuse that's gonna make you sound innocent & at the same time pulling like joke on him, LOL

Very smart

Was shaking when telling him so though [Smile]

)

Posted by Albino_Eskimo (Member # 11479) on :

I left my ex's digital camera back in Egypt and he caught me with a web cam last night taking a photo of the lamp I bought.

He knows what I do with that webcam so I was fortunate enough not to have used it last night for its more 'appropriate' purposes. [Wink]

Still I couldn't come up with a believeable excuse for why I was using the web cam and not the digital camera, so I blurted out the truth! I left the digital camera in Egypt.

Why can't I come up with a believable lie on the spot like anyone else? I am always amazed when people can come up with a believeable lie on the fly and just sit there with a poker face. A couple of my girlfriends understand now to ask me to leave the room when they are about to trump up a very well crafted lie knowing that I will break-down in gawfing and laughter and ruin it for them.

Posted by Egyptian Batwoman (Member # 8356) on :

Micia you never told me how you meet guys through chatting.

Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :

quote:

He knows what I do with that webcam so I was fortunate enough not to have used it last night for its more 'appropriate' purposes.

توهان توهان

quote:
DentalFloss

التفاحة الغبية الي بتتشغل نفسها

quote:
Morale of th story: a man/ woman doesn't believe anything but he/ she wants to believe

فعلا فعلا
right right
كلوا بشتغلل نفسه و بكذب الكذبة و يصدقها
every one act on himeslf. lie and believe his lie

Posted by DentalFloss (Member # 11953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Egyptian_batman:

quote:

He knows what I do with that webcam so I was fortunate enough not to have used it last night for its more 'appropriate' purposes.
توهان توهان

quote:
DentalFloss
التفاحة الغبية الي بتتشغل نفسها

quote:
Morale of th story: a man/ woman doesn't believe anything but he/ she wants to believe
فعلا فعلا
right right
كلوا بشتغلل نفسه و بكذب الكذبة و يصدقها
every one act on himeslf. lie and believe his lie

Im sure there isnt anyone around here dumber than you are...
And by the way you are such a coward, Batman, for typing all the bad words you want to say in arabic.... be gutsy & strong & tell people how dumb or how bad you think they are in English so they would understand & have the right to answer you back. But you are a coward and it's not just that

Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :

DentalFloss, I'm so happy you're back [Wink]

((hugs))

Posted by Tibe (Member # 10253) on :

I had a similar embarrassins story. I as writing a hot and loving sms to my ex-husband (when we was married offcourse) and he was listed under "daddy" in my mobilphone (we have 2 kids together..) and my dad was listed with the name "dad". So insted of sending the hot sms to my husband I sented it to my father. - Got the daddy and dad mixed up..........

Posted by DentalFloss (Member # 11953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers:
DentalFloss, I'm so happy you're back
((hugs))

Thanks sweety....hugs hugs & kisses

I'm not going anywhere [Wink]

Posted by Umslopagas (Member # 11956) on :

It is rather an irony, however I must pity the guy if he bought the practical joke thing.
One thing for certain, you've probably heard the last of him;)
Which is what you wanted, but not in the way you wanted it to happen

Posted by Chiwawa BBQ (Member # 8356) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Umslopagas:
It is rather an irony, however I must pity the guy if he bought the practical joke thing.
One thing for certain, you've probably heard the last of him;)
Which is what you wanted, but not in the way you wanted it to happen

Umslopagas,

As you might know, Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..

But in my opinion, that's an impossibility.

He can pick a peck of peppers, but he needs to pickle those peck of peppers he picked.

So I'd rather tend to believe that Peter Piper pickled that peck of peppers he picked.

I don't know. What do you think?

(P.s. Morale of my post: PUHHHLEEEEEZZ!!)

Okay here I go editing:

ALL Egyptian men who are laz2ah can never accept the fact that a woman does not want them.

The only way to get rid of a sticky man is to tell him a lie.

Men just ask for it. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Umslopagas (Member # 11956) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Chiwawa BBQ:

quote:
Originally posted by Umslopagas:
It is rather an irony, however I must pity the guy if he bought the practical joke thing.
One thing for certain, you've probably heard the last of him;)
Which is what you wanted, but not in the way you wanted it to happen
Umslopagas,

As you might know, Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..

But in my opinion, that's an impossibility.

He can pick a peck of peppers, but he needs to pickle those peck of peppers he picked.

So I'd rather tend to believe that Peter Piper pickled that peck of peppers he picked.

I don't know. What do you think?

(P.s. Morale of my post: PUHHHLEEEEEZZ!!)

Okay here I go editing:

ALL Egyptian men who are laz2ah can never accept the fact that a woman does not want them.

The only way to get rid of a sticky man is to tell him a lie.

Men just ask for it.

A lie can be merciful, but a practical joke is insulting

Posted by Micia (Member # 2907) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Umslopagas:

quote:
Originally posted by Chiwawa BBQ:

quote:
Originally posted by Umslopagas:
It is rather an irony, however I must pity the guy if he bought the practical joke thing.
One thing for certain, you've probably heard the last of him;)
Which is what you wanted, but not in the way you wanted it to happen
Umslopagas,

As you might know, Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..

But in my opinion, that's an impossibility.

He can pick a peck of peppers, but he needs to pickle those peck of peppers he picked.

So I'd rather tend to believe that Peter Piper pickled that peck of peppers he picked.

I don't know. What do you think?

(P.s. Morale of my post: PUHHHLEEEEEZZ!!)

Okay here I go editing:

ALL Egyptian men who are laz2ah can never accept the fact that a woman does not want them.

The only way to get rid of a sticky man is to tell him a lie.

Men just ask for it.
A lie can be merciful, but a practical joke is insulting

Thanks for the compliment, pal!

Posted by Micia (Member # 2907) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Umslopagas:
It is rather an irony, however I must pity the guy if he bought the practical joke thing.
One thing for certain, you've probably heard the last of him;)
Which is what you wanted, but not in the way you wanted it to happen

U got that wrong...
He called me up to 25 times after that incident and I had to make it chrystal clear that 'i have no feelings for you" "i am sorry!"

It's been 10 days or so now that I gladly haven't heard of him..coz everytime he does call, I feel I am guilty....it is all over anyway now and Allah forgives me if I have hurt him in any unintentional manner...

Posted by Umslopagas (Member # 11956) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Micia:

quote:
Originally posted by Umslopagas:
It is rather an irony, however I must pity the guy if he bought the practical joke thing.
One thing for certain, you've probably heard the last of him;)
Which is what you wanted, but not in the way you wanted it to happen
U got that wrong...
He called me up to 25 times after that incident and I had to make it chrystal clear that 'i have no feelings for you" "i am sorry!"

It's been 10 days or so now that I gladly haven't heard of him..coz everytime he does call, I feel I am guilty....it is all over anyway now and Allah forgives me if I have hurt him in any unintentional manner...

I'm happy you've resolved that issue then, I'm sure it's for both your best interests.

Posted by biker_babe (Member # 11108) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Tibe:
I had a similar embarrassins story. I as writing a hot and loving sms to my ex-husband (when we was married offcourse) and he was listed under "daddy" in my mobilphone (we have 2 kids together..) and my dad was listed with the name "dad". So insted of sending the hot sms to my husband I sented it to my father. - Got the daddy and dad mixed up..........

I know that feeling!!!