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Posted by Santa Clause (Member # 12597) on :
 
HO!HO!HO!
Hello everyone
Santa here
I've come to collect your Christmas Wish List.
Soo.. Could you all give me one of your wishes
and I will try to make your wish come true on Christmas Day.

You can also e-mail me and check out my website at


http://www.emailsanta.com/

HO!HO!HO!

PS... I am now allergic to brandy and mince pies... so can you leave me blinis with caviar and a bottle of Chateau neuf du Pape and asparagus and truffles for Rudolph and the boys.... Please??

Jingle Bells***********JingleBells*****Jingle all the way!!!!!
 

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Posted by BANANA FACE :(snoop banana ... (Member # 11270) on :
 
i done it and got my personal message back was wkd thanx you brightened my day ,,taaaaaaaaaaa
 

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Posted by samakwish (Member # 9228) on :
 
I want Lazeeeez
 

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Posted by samakwish (Member # 9228) on :
 
Please Santa. Just get him back, and I promise I will leave him alone.
 

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Posted by micky azzam (Member # 11209) on :
 
santa i want a visa for my husband
 

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Posted by unsure (Member # 12244) on :
 
I want a cheaper airplane ticket to Egypt for my friends wedding in June.
 

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Posted by micky azzam (Member # 11209) on :
 
to to priceline.com and name your price. i did it the other day and my plane ticket is 628.00 with taxes included but thats for feb. just give them a number and see what you can get. iput in 400.00
 

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Posted by ????? (Member # 12336) on :
 
Just want everybody around will treat other people like he/she would like to be treatened themselves, in the largest meaning of the word...
 

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Posted by faithalwaysn4ever (Member # 11860) on :
 
for my son... a train set... he adores them.... I have the track... but couldnt do a train for it yet.

for my mom... shes always wanted a really comfey robe.

for me.... just to be able to get to
Greece in the spring, if even for one day.... one hour, five minutes, anything.
 

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Posted by unsure (Member # 12244) on :
 
Thanks micky.
 

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Posted by BANANA FACE :(snoop banana ... (Member # 11270) on :
 
i want a BIG BANANA and bottle of glucose.
 

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Posted by BANANA FACE :(snoop banana ... (Member # 11270) on :
 
no seriously i wish for my daughter to have wonderful life and ill health and me to get better so i can enjoy her years ,and for boys to achieve what they want ,and to see my sister who me isint seen yet ..34 on xmas day she is ,,and all my family good health ,and well inshallah for my marriage to work ...better. but loved to see my dad again that wud be a wish come true sit my daughter on his lap and sing songs, miss him


but hey merry xmas !!!!!!!
 

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Posted by doodlebug (Member # 11649) on :
 
hmmm...i'd like the following please:

1) to win $10million so I don't have to work and can travel a lot with the family.
2) for my family to chill out and relax.
3) for my back to stop hurting me (pulled something this weekend and my sciatica is acting up)
4) to lose about 20 more pounds
 

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Posted by Alchemist (Member # 12318) on :
 
Dear Santa,

I would like everyone to experience true peace and happiness this holiday season. I would like there to be no more wars and for everyone to respect eachother no matter their differences. For myself I would like to meet my true love and travel the world.
 

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Posted by BANANA FACE :(snoop banana ... (Member # 11270) on :
 
WELL SAID ALCHEMIST WELL SAID ,,,,AND NO MORE SICKNESS TOO...
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
i just want to go back to egypt
 

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Posted by polina (Member # 12234) on :
 
Dear Santa...pls send me a George Clooney,and I'll be thankful till the rest of my life!:)
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
actually send me All the 4 Boys Il Divo
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
actually send me All the 4 Boys Il Divo
 

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Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :
 
Santa
 

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Posted by BANANA FACE :(snoop banana ... (Member # 11270) on :
 
nice butts
 

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Posted by Samarra_Anissa (Member # 12077) on :
 
Santa,

Please force King Kong to move out of our apartment.

He promised he would by the end of October, but two months later the pig is still here.

Get rid of him, just don't leave me with a funeral bill; mine or his.

Thank-you,

sonomod
 

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Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :
 

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Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa:
Santa,

Please force King Kong to move out of our apartment.

He promised he would by the end of October, but two months later the pig is still here.

Get rid of him, just don't leave me with a funeral bill; mine or his.

Thank-you,

sonomod

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Hi Sono
Do you want a bullet proof tip that would have him out in no time
 

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Posted by Samarra_Anissa (Member # 12077) on :
 

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Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

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Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa:
Santa,

Please force King Kong to move out of our apartment.

He promised he would by the end of October, but two months later the pig is still here.

Get rid of him, just don't leave me with a funeral bill; mine or his.

Thank-you,

sonomod

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Hi Sono
Do you want a bullet proof tip that would have him out in no time

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Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa:

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Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

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Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa:
Santa,

Please force King Kong to move out of our apartment.

He promised he would by the end of October, but two months later the pig is still here.

Get rid of him, just don't leave me with a funeral bill; mine or his.

Thank-you,

sonomod

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Hi Sono
Do you want a bullet proof tip that would have him out in no time

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Yeah I would, what do you suggest?

No blood shed please.

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I come visit during the holidays
 

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Posted by Samarra_Anissa (Member # 12077) on :
 

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Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

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Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa:

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Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

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Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa:
Santa,

Please force King Kong to move out of our apartment.

He promised he would by the end of October, but two months later the pig is still here.

Get rid of him, just don't leave me with a funeral bill; mine or his.

Thank-you,

sonomod

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Hi Sono
Do you want a bullet proof tip that would have him out in no time

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Yeah I would, what do you suggest?

No blood shed please.

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I come visit during the holidays

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Not this weekend but the next I am going to the North Shore for extended family CHristmas.

If I ever managed to trick him into coming with, that experience would kill him for sure.

But if you showed up any other time and presented yourself, then he'd probably would kill you.

King Kong could never actually handle the situation if I started up with someone else. It would kill him, after he is done killing me and that other guy.


 

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Posted by Carmen Elektra (Member # 2100) on :
 

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Originally posted by Santa Clause:
HO!HO!HO! Santa here Could you all give me one of your wishes and I will try to make your wish come true on Christmas Day.

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Fame is my Game, Santa!
 

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Posted by Samarra_Anissa (Member # 12077) on :
 
What I want for Christmas?

I want Egypt to adapt a system to add to their national ID cards/papers a designated box for organ donation.

And a system to regulate organ transplants so a poor kid who is higher on the list will get his organ before a rich fat drunken bastard on the bottom of the list will wait his turn for a donated organ.
 

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Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :
 

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Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa:
What I want for Christmas?

I want Egypt to adapt a system to add to their national ID cards/papers a designated box for organ donation.

And a system to regulate organ transplants so a poor kid who is higher on the list will get his organ before a rich fat drunken bastard on the bottom of the list will wait his turn for a donated organ.

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Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

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Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa:
What I want for Christmas?

I want Egypt to adapt a system to add to their national ID cards/papers a designated box for organ donation.

And a system to regulate organ transplants so a poor kid who is higher on the list will get his organ before a rich fat drunken bastard on the bottom of the list will wait his turn for a donated organ.

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Will you take me off your ignore list already. Come on.

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Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa:

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Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

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Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa:
What I want for Christmas?

I want Egypt to adapt a system to add to their national ID cards/papers a designated box for organ donation.

And a system to regulate organ transplants so a poor kid who is higher on the list will get his organ before a rich fat drunken bastard on the bottom of the list will wait his turn for a donated organ.

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Will you take me off your ignore list already. Come on.

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Why the hell do you want to private message me anyhow?

Give me one good reason why I should take you off my ignore list!

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WTF ???
To make arrangements for my visit next week ???
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 
Oh-la-la......
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 
Barbie's Christmas List!

Barbie
c/o Mattel, Inc.
El Segundo, CA 90245



Santa Claus
North Pole, North Pole
December 23, 1996


Dear Santa:

Listen you ugly little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many
tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had
better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and
trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list for 1998:


Santa:

1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker.
How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels
like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt?

2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to
cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my skin?!? It looks like cellulite!

3. A REAL man...maybe GI Joe. Hell, I'd take Tickle-Me Elmo over that wimped-out excuse for a boytoy Ken. And what's with that earring anyway? If I'm gonna have to suffer with him, at least make him (and me) anatomically correct.

4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.

5. Breast reduction surgery. I don't care whose arm you have to twist, get it done.

6. A jogbra. To wear until I get the surgery.

7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don't cut it. How about a systems analyst? Or better yet,
a public relations senior account exec!

8. A new, more 90s persona. Maybe "PMS Barbie", complete with a miniature container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips; "Animal Rights Barbie", with my very own paint gun,
outfitted with a fake fur coat, bottle of spray on blood and handcuffs; or "Stop Smoking Barbie," sporting a removable Nicotrol patch and equipped with several packs of gum.

9. No more McDonald's endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.

10. Mattel stock options. It's been 37 years--I think I deserve it.

Ok, Santa, that's it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I don't think these requests are out of line.
If you disagree, then you can find yourself a new bitch for next Christmas.

It's that simple.

Yours truly,
Barbie


Now look what Ken has to write:


Ken's Christmas List!


Ken
c/o Mattel, Inc.
El Segundo, CA 90245



Santa Claus
North Pole, North Pole
December 23, 1998


Dear Santa:

I understand that one of my colleagues has petitioned you for changes in her contract, specifically
asking for anatomical and career changes. In addition, it is my understanding that disparaging remarks
were made about me, my ability to please, and some of my fashion choices. I would like to take
this opportunity to inform you of some issues concerning Ms. Barbie, and some of my own needs
and desires.

First of all, I along with several other colleagues feel Barbie DOES NOT deserve preferential
treatment - the bitch has everything. Along with Joe, Jem, Raggedy Ann & Andy, I DO NOT have
a dream house, corvette, evening gowns, and in some cases the ability to change our hair style. I
personally have only 3 outfits which I am forced to mix and match at great length.

My decision to accessorize my outfits with an earring was my decision and reflects my lifestyle choice.

I too would like a change in my career. Have you ever considered "Decorator Ken", "Beauty Salon
Ken", or "Out Of Work Actor Ken"? In addition, there are several other avenues which could be
considered such as "S&M Ken" , "Green Lantern Ken", "Circuit Ken", "Bear Ken", "Master Ken".
These would more accurately reflect my desires and perhaps open up new markets. And as for Barbie
needing bendable arms so she can "push me away," I need bendable knees so I can kick the bitch to
the curb. Bendable knees would also be helpful for me in other situations - we've talked about this
issue before.

In closing, I would like to point out that any further concessions to the blond bimbo from hell will result
in action be taken by myself and others. And Barbie can forget about having Joe - he's mine, at least
that's what he said last night.

Sincerely,

Ken


* Please note that both letters are already a couple of years old ..... Well, I guess they got lost on the way to the North Pole!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
 

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Posted by Samarra_Anissa (Member # 12077) on :
 

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Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

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Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa:

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Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

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Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa:
What I want for Christmas?

I want Egypt to adapt a system to add to their national ID cards/papers a designated box for organ donation.

And a system to regulate organ transplants so a poor kid who is higher on the list will get his organ before a rich fat drunken bastard on the bottom of the list will wait his turn for a donated organ.

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Will you take me off your ignore list already. Come on.

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Why the hell do you want to private message me anyhow?

Give me one good reason why I should take you off my ignore list!

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WTF ???
To make arrangements for my visit next week ???

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Dude don't talk ****, my real name and address has been plastered on ES before and I don't take kindly to these types of threats.

Bugger off!
 

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Posted by BANANA FACE :(snoop banana ... (Member # 11270) on :
 
suck a lolly ...leaves your mouth wet and not dr y ...
 

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Posted by Bambeebosa (Member # 12610) on :
 
Hey Santa!

I am glad you asked... coz I really don't want anything for Christmas except "MY Love".

Please grant me a safe trip to Egypt! I am leaving here to meet my one and only Love December 29th!! I know it is after Christmas.. but Santa plz!plz!plz! It is the only thing I want!

I will leave you some Brie cheese and pickles and pinot noir... .. coz I know you are sick of cookies and milk!.... and I know you won't forget me!

Thank-you and promise not to drink the whole bottle!!
 

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Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :
 
Santa, Can I get Sono please
 

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Posted by Samarra_Anissa (Member # 12077) on :
 

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Originally posted by Katanga we bass:
Santa, Can I get Sono please

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Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa:

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Originally posted by Katanga we bass:
Santa, Can I get Sono please

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Santa can you shove an umbrella up Katanga's arse and open it?

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Santa is not mean
Note: I've taken you off my ignore list. You can send me PMs now.
 

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Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :
 

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Originally posted by Bambeebosa:
Hey Santa!

I am glad you asked... coz I really don't want anything for Christmas except "MY Love".

Please grant me a safe trip to Egypt! I am leaving here to meet my one and only Love December 29th!! I know it is after Christmas.. but Santa plz!plz!plz! It is the only thing I want!

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Why do women say things like that ???
 

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Posted by Samarra_Anissa (Member # 12077) on :
 

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Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

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Originally posted by Bambeebosa:
Hey Santa!

I am glad you asked... coz I really don't want anything for Christmas except "MY Love".

Please grant me a safe trip to Egypt! I am leaving here to meet my one and only Love December 29th!! I know it is after Christmas.. but Santa plz!plz!plz! It is the only thing I want!

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Why do women say things like that ???

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Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa:

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Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

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Originally posted by Bambeebosa:
Hey Santa!

I am glad you asked... coz I really don't want anything for Christmas except "MY Love".

Please grant me a safe trip to Egypt! I am leaving here to meet my one and only Love December 29th!! I know it is after Christmas.. but Santa plz!plz!plz! It is the only thing I want!

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Why do women say things like that ???

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Because women cannot love a man they actually know.

Women are more in love with the idea/concept of love than an actual person.

I hate men, but still love love.

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Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

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Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa:

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Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

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Originally posted by Bambeebosa:
Hey Santa!

I am glad you asked... coz I really don't want anything for Christmas except "MY Love".

Please grant me a safe trip to Egypt! I am leaving here to meet my one and only Love December 29th!! I know it is after Christmas.. but Santa plz!plz!plz! It is the only thing I want!

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Why do women say things like that ???

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Because women cannot love a man they actually know.

Women are more in love with the idea/concept of love than an actual person.

I hate men, but still love love.

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So, have you taken me off your ignore list yet?

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