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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Any happy people with no gripes or reason to whine about inane crap?

Anyone got any good news to share?

Ok, I am happy as the sun is shining and it is another day closer to emigration life is good and I am feeling chilled. Oh yeah, and I have a lovely bottle of red wine and packet of M&M's...

Please come on in and spread the love man
 

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Posted by sadman (Member # 14848) on :
 
Have another drink man..............WEEKUP MAN YOUR HAVING NIGHTMARE lol
 

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Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwXSqWVXACE
 

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Posted by Lumos (Member # 14589) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Any happy people with no gripes or reason to whine about inane crap?

Anyone got any good news to share?

Ok, I am happy as the sun is shining and it is another day closer to emigration life is good and I am feeling chilled. Oh yeah, and I have a lovely bottle of red wine and packet of M&M's...

Please come on in and spread the love man

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Share the M&Ms... make everyone happy! It was stormy here today, but who cares? It's summer and there will be sun - sometime, eventually, er, I hope.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Permission to drink, my kinda guy...

So, are you bringing the hairdryer or what?

Can I play on ya wii?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
If I could share my chocolate I would.. I would have seperation anxiety from the wine though...

WINE NOT WHINE - that's the motto in here

Storms can be good too, all negatives have a positive I love to sit and watch a good storm.

I think the e-numbers are kicking in
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Thank you smuckers

I would share my vino with you for that.
 

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Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
 
Bring some snacks and refreshments for all!!!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Sure, and music.

If there is no music I will start a karaoke...
 

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Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :
 
I gave the music...I need a virgin drink though, please. Bloody Mary without vodka, extra pepper.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
It is way too early to talk alcohol, I will go get a coffee and some toast and sit at my desk and dream of sleep.

I have never had a bloody mary, it always looked like dinner with a straw... You will have to convince me it is nice as they look horrific :0

nb. Marriott Hotel sell Guinness (50le a can!!!!) so if anyone fancies a Guinness sesh let me know
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
I have the pepsi, but a voice in my mind tells me not to share.

I think it's for your own good, this pepsi could be poisoned or something.

*hugs his pepsi and runs away laughing*
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Shove ya pepsi then... I don't want it

Anyway, it will make your arse expand and ya teeth fall out
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
LOL!!! My arse expand ? Well at least it ain't my arsehole then. xD
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
That would only be if ya shoved it with it still inthe can...lol
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
You said shove it... lol

I'm afraid we have a problem, I don't drink from cans. I drink from 2 liter bottles.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Oh bejesus... if you shoved that you'd be walking like John Wayne!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Hopefully I won't have to.. xD

I'll just let you have a sip so you won't hurt me. haha
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I knew you would compromise...

Pepsi makes me burp way more than coca cola!!!! Do you find that? Random question lmao
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Coca cola ?

TRAITOR! YOU SHALL DIE!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
pmsl... I have no preference, I am sorry.

Teach me oh wise one.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Call me daddy, everyone does it eventually.

I'm afraid it's a painful and tedious trip to reach enlightment.
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 

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Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwXSqWVXACE

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That is so gay ... love it!!
 

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Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
 
vader what u doing awake at 3 am????
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Last time I checked it was 10:57 am here. xD
 

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Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
 

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Originally posted by Vader:
Last time I checked it was 10:57 am here. xD

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Originally posted by Tigerlily:

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Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwXSqWVXACE

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That is so gay ... love it!!

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I considered this gay song but opted with the gay guy instead.
Remember this one, it would be great for our happy party with no alcohol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKTCW4oxS6I
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Who's the Daddy???

It is 9.24am here...
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
A party with no alcohol... AHEM lol.

I will certainly be sneaking a hip flask in!!!
 

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Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
 
wow its 3:23 am here!!!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I was awake at 3.23am last night and regretted it at 6.23am this morning!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Hip flask.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Finally a happy thread.

Cheeky i am with you on the coke.

Rather interested in where vader is putting this 2l bottle of pepsi.

Sun is shining here and i have warmed my voice up for the kareoke.

"Sun shine lollipops and rainbows are are every where, tra la la la la la la la la cant remember the words."

OK to much red bull now, starting to shake.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Red bull gives you wings

What the hell song is that lmao...

We will have to find a karaoke bar miffmiss and have a good ole knees up.

Vader you can bring the coke and I will provide the bacardi

The sun isn't shining here but I am still dressed for summer and I am looking so professional in my flip flops and shades lol...

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
I usually put my pepsi bottles in the fridge. xD

This made me laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAJUMYGgfZA
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Usually... usually lol... that word implies not always to me.

I CAN'T GET YOUTUBE AT WORK... how vile that work block sites! They will expect me to work next!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Usually... usually lol... that word implies not always to me.

I CAN'T GET YOUTUBE AT WORK... how vile that work block sites! They will expect me to work next!

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Sometimes I even put a bottle in the freezer!!!!

LOL, poor cheeky ferret, they're making you work for the money they're giving you. xD
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Sometimes... your choice of words is so ambiguous!

Oi, I am worth every penny, my sheer presence in its self is priceless
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
I know my work took away everything slightly fun, facebook, email, you tube. Ha ha they havent clicked on to ES yet!! It will be a sad cold day if they do. Then they will want me to work and stop daydreaming.

Sorry the song is from the Simpsons

I have more.........

I gave my love a chicken,
it had no bones,
mmmmmmmmmm chicken.

Such a romantic love song i think.

English club watch out miff and cheeky and vader are on our way. Anyone else coming for karaoke
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 

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Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers:

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Originally posted by Tigerlily:

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Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwXSqWVXACE

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That is so gay ... love it!!

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I considered this gay song but opted with the gay guy instead.
Remember this one, it would be great for our happy party with no alcohol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKTCW4oxS6I

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Heehee, this song is from the very early 90's I believe - CRAZY!!

Hm, I bring couple of joints along!!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spider pig does, can he swing from a web? no he can't cos he's a pig!

I can't believe they blocked my Facebook, I have palpitations when I think of all the activity going on that I am unaware of!!!

Oh aye, darts and pool and shot racing Brits abroad lmao...

I already have plans to go to the Rock Cafe to get my dose of decent music

Hey, there is a pub quiz at the Brit club first tues of every month, we can form a team
 

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Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :
 
This thread reminds me of that virtual ES thread where everyone was shipwrecked on an Island. What was that called, anyone remember ?
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 

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Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers:
This thread reminds me of that virtual ES thread where everyone was shipwrecked on an Island. What was that called, anyone remember ?

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http://www.egyptsearch.com/forums/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=012833;p=1


 

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Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :
 

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Originally posted by Tigerlily:

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Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers:
This thread reminds me of that virtual ES thread where everyone was shipwrecked on an Island. What was that called, anyone remember ?

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http://www.egyptsearch.com/forums/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=012833;p=1

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YES! We should begin a new one!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Hey, there is a pub quiz at the Brit club first tues of every month, we can form a team

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Wow, I would love to be shipwrecked... imagine the peace and quiet.

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Depends with who you are on the island!!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Ok Vader... what cup am I lol. If you can do it by the power of telepathy you can join me.

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C cup.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Oh, did I not mention it would just be me and an array of sexy men! Mute men, mute men with alcohol!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
*chucking over the pro plus and adding in a red bull for extra shakes*

Shipwrecked sounds fun, cheeky style. Let me know when your to tired to stay and i would be happy to take your place for a while.

Vader with that kind of skill we would be bound to win. Come on then can you remember what i am?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
IF you were right I would be worried! IF lol...
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Well, at least you know I'm not the best at telepathy.

I am the best at random guesses. And I stick to my answer no matter what. hehe
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I will need peeling off the ceiling with that cocktail... fabulous to have a dealer though!

We could forget the island concept and just move to Egypt... I mean there is sand! I hear they have sunshine occassionally as well.

Vader, you are a man or many talents! All pointless but never the less they are talents
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
If you can guess what I am thinking right now I will give you £100
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Lol, peeling off the ceiling.

I live in Egypt, no need to move anywhere, haha.

You are thinking...sorry too obscene for the forums.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Well I will be joining you soon as I will be moving in August (YES I KNOW IT WILL BE HOT) so all we need is Miffmiss to get her ass in gear and we will have this quiz tem sorted... we can be called the tele-pathetics lol...

How is thinking of mashed potato obscene... don't answer that!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Well I will be joining you soon as I will be moving in August (YES I KNOW IT WILL BE HOT) so all we need is Miffmiss to get her ass in gear and we will have this quiz tem sorted... we can be called the tele-pathetics lol...

How is thinking of mashed potato obscene... don't answer that!

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Or "Team Bullshit". Lol. Only problem is I'm not a brit, I probably wouldn't understand sh*t from what y'all will be saying. xD

Please let me asnwer!!! hehe
 

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Posted by desertgirl (Member # 12450) on :
 
I like this thread on this stressy day at work.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Work, what is that???

Why are you stressed, tell aunty Niki and vent in here with the happy people.

remember the motto

WINE NOT WHINE
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Do any of you actually work ?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
We can make you an honarary Brit Vader... we can sterotype you and everything

I am assuming you are stupid anyway so I am typing this slowly as I guess you can't read very quickly

I am a nerd so I can carry the team!
 

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Posted by desertgirl (Member # 12450) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Work, what is that???

lol...

Why are you stressed, tell aunty Niki and vent in here with the happy people.

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Exams start tomorrow, so lots of paperwork... Listening tests, reading tests, etc. Students nervous, big boss grumpy, colleagues stressed.
No cup-size tests here yet.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
DO I WORK... I will have you know I have another coffee and I just worked my way through 4 chocolate biscuits!

I think being boss is great as I have delegated everything out lol... what they gonna do? Sack me!!! ( I resigned btw)
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Would the cup test be a hands on practical test? I mean I am a friendly lass but I am not sure how I would feel about people grabbing my bejangers!

Our exams here are over so it is fun time in the school, I love it as I get to act my mental age of an 8 yer old now
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
We can make you an honarary Brit Vader... we can sterotype you and everything

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I am assuming you are stupid anyway so I am typing this slowly as I guess you can't read very quickly

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I am a nerd so I can carry the team!

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I'm only 58 kg, you can carry me. Not sure about miff, her boobs are humongous.
 

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Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Any happy people with no gripes or reason to whine about inane crap?

Anyone got any good news to share?
Please come on in and spread the love man

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Yeah..enjoyed watching Italy loosing 3-0 to Holand,liked the second goal...check it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvZvc1WaSZg&feature=related

 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
ha ha dam work made me do some real work and you all carried on without me.

Vader you havent seen a pic and i could have just been teasing, knowing how you love large bresticles.

Arse is in gear now cheeky and heading for the plane ASAP
 

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Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
 
*comes out of the bushes and pulling out the sprinkle water hose showers the entire ES members,then runs away as fast as she can*
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
You will get bad teeth... and you won't be overly attractive either lol. And you will weigh yourself in lbs and ounces so we can have an inkling how heavy you are

COME ON TURKEY. I got them in the sweepstake at work to win the Euro! I enjoyed the Holland game

KIN YOUTUBE

I am earning spankings lol... wow, I like this thread.

We could be called the breasticles... now I have seen miffmiss' and she has seen mine... oooo gossip lol. How and when is another story lmao...
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
*miffmiss jumps up and down in the water spray whilst singing "singing in the rain", now looking like a dodgy verision of Jordon in a wet t-shirt competition miffmiss returns to her desk and pretends to work again*
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
We could be called the breasticles... now I have seen miffmiss' and she has seen mine... oooo gossip lol. How and when is another story lmao...

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
You will get bad teeth... and you won't be overly attractive either lol. And you will weigh yourself in lbs and ounces so we can have an inkling how heavy you are

COME ON TURKEY. I got them in the sweepstake at work to win the Euro! I enjoyed the Holland game

We could be called the breasticles... now I have seen miffmiss' and she has seen mine... oooo gossip lol. How and when is another story lmao...

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I'm not sure I want to be brit anymore.

My boobies are nice and firm, we should totally make this happen. xD
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I reckon you are an A cup...

Have you just started a wet t'shirt competition...???
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Yep are you coming to play. The water is great in the egyptian heat. It sooooooooooooooooo hot
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
I reckon you are an A cup...

Have you just started a wet t'shirt competition...???

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I don't wear bras...not anymore.

Why a wet-tee ? Let's make it a no t-shirt contest.
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 
Guys, some people gonna hate me here for saying this but I just had the most delicious fried pork meat. A big glass of peach iced tea and the world looks so beautiful. Now I am happy!!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
mmmmmmm bacon sandwich and nice cold beer. Remind me again why i am moving to egypt???

TL yes i hate you for it but only cos i am jealous as i sit here with my luke warm weak tea and a boring plain salad, no dressing (still trying to burn off the extra lbs from being force feed for 2 weeks by my fella and his family)
 

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Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
 

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Originally posted by miffmiss:

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
We could be called the breasticles... now I have seen miffmiss' and she has seen mine... oooo gossip lol. How and when is another story lmao...

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shhh you said it was our little secret ha ha dont let mrs hear.

Sash is Mrs still locked in the closet or is it safe to let her out now.

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I heard Mrs.is terrified of the water hose sprinkle.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I had a chicken kebab with cookies and custard... I LOVE school dinners.

So, are we all topless yet?

I can get you bacon miffmiss, I will swap you for pro plus
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
So, are we all topless yet?

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Oh my god! How did you know?? Yes .... yes I am! I was getting ready to take a shower before my kids come from school and got held up by ES again!!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
ha ha nothing like sharing it all TL haha.

Vader are you hearing all this!!!

Sounds like a good swap cheeky but i think a little mr might not be impressed ha ha
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Tell him it is quorn, logically he will never have smelt bacon so he will be none the wiser! If he recognises the smell he clearly has eaten it... AAAhhh sherlock holmes I am!

Thanks for the nudity update!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
OMG, y'allz was naked and I was busy eating.

Aww, I missed all the nudity.

I don't think he'd be pleased if he knew you fed him pork. Haha
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Probably best not to taunt him with the rashers!

What you had for dinner?
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Meat. Haha, I can't believe I just ate a plate full of meat and nothing else!!

Also about a liter of pepsi.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
MEAT... lol.... captain caveman

I got Chicken Jalfreizi for my dinner... mmm I love curry.

Can we all meet and have a curry evening as well?
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
a curry evening

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:

Can we all meet and have a curry evening as well?

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Lol, cheeky, you are not on IndiaSearch.com!!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
What do you mean what?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
That sounds like a dating agency TL...

I mean I wanna meet you friendly bunch for a curry in cairo...
 

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Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Any happy people with no gripes or reason to whine about inane crap?

Anyone got any good news to share?

Ok, I am happy as the sun is shining and it is another day closer to emigration life is good and I am feeling chilled. Oh yeah, and I have a lovely bottle of red wine and packet of M&M's...

Please come on in and spread the love man

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
That sounds like a dating agency TL...

I mean I wanna meet you friendly bunch for a curry in cairo...

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
My hair looks nice everyday pmsl...

*chases Vanilla, rugby takles him to the ground and then prods him in the eye* bloody thief.

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OW!
Jesus Christ, I left you the wine!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
You never had a curry? Are you freaking winding me up???
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
I've had curry, doesn't sound like an event to gather for though.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
yeah but what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine

What you bringing table to then? miffmiss brought wet t'shirt competitions and karaoke, Vader brought telepathy and Tiger brought nudity!!!
 

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Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Oh, did I not mention it would just be me and an array of sexy men! Mute men, mute men with alcohol!

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Originally posted by VanillaBullshit:

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Any happy people with no gripes or reason to whine about inane crap?

Anyone got any good news to share?

Ok, I am happy as the sun is shining and it is another day closer to emigration life is good and I am feeling chilled. Oh yeah, and I have a lovely bottle of red wine and packet of M&M's...

Please come on in and spread the love man

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Stop. You had me at M&Ms. Your hair looks really nice today.


*snatches M&Ms and runs*

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Ohhh...ohhhh...found out a sexy one!!!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Oh lol, I was on about in general Why linmit it to just ES.

But hey, if there is eye candy on here I won't put up a fight!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Of course you gather for a curry!!!

Any reason for a party...crikey dude I would celebrate the opening of an envelope!!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
I'm a boring guy, unless I've recently won a life time supply of Pepsi I probably won't be celebrating.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
be back soon.. don't miss me too much
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
You aren''t boring, you just haven't met the likes of me I will bring the tiger out in ya lol...

GTG.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
You aren''t boring, you just haven't met the likes of me I will bring the tiger out in ya

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I'm slightly afraid now.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Yes i would be to vader. She is a stong, single british woman. She will eat you alive ha ha.

OK i heard curry night. Count me in.

Vader the idea of the night is to get together and have a laugh. (usually with lots of alcohol but in your case we will supply the pepsi) and the food is just a side thing that we serve (to soak up all the alcohol/pepsi).

Its a british weekend tradition. We drink to much alcohol and then get a curry and pass out.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
What's with people eating me ? Seriously I can't be that tasty.

130 pounds isn't a lot of meat on 5'7" either xD!!

It's pretty hard to get drunk on pepsi, but it usually start happening after the 6th liter.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
5'7"... aw, you are only ickle

You must whizzing your brain off on caffeine you nutter lol...

I have chicken kebab meat and chips ... mmm not the healthiest meal but certainly one of the tastiest. The jalfraizi has been relegated to tomorrow!

Curries are great after a good skinful... but it is the social aspect Vader... and if you don't lighten up I will spike that pepsi!

British??? I much prefer English I am in a pedantic mood!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Lol, spike the pepsi! xD I always have an eye on my pepsi, not fear or suspicion...love.

Yeah, somewhere between 5'7" and 5'8", not as short with my boots on.

Skinful ? of what ?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Having a skinful = getting drunk...

Maybe I ought to mass post my translation service as well!

Don't call me love! I have maimed bigger men for less lol.

I am about 5'8 but a good 5'11 with my boots on...

I wish people would spike my pepsi, it would be kinder to my bank account!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
BitchAssHo, why would I call you love ?

I was saying I always keep an eye on pepsi, I call it love.

Spiking usually follows with rape...xD
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
yeah but if I mix rohypnol and viagra together - viagranol lmao - I could rape you all night long. you are twisting my pure angelic mind!

You call pepsi love! do you have intimate realtions with the bottles?

BitchAssHo... Nicola would have been suffice!
 

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Posted by Makbeta (Member # 14401) on :
 
One thing I'm sure of today: Vader will catch up with Smuckers in no time at all!!

*ok, I'm off*
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
yeah but if I mix rohypnol and viagra together - viagranol lmao - I could rape you all night long. you are twisting my pure angelic mind!

You call pepsi love! do you have intimate realtions with the bottles?

BitchAssHo... Nicola would have been suffice!

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NicolaAssHo, I laughed so hard at your invention.

Yeah. Intimate relationships, we even record it.
 

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Posted by Lucy Loves Ricky (Member # 12617) on :
 
Vadar you rule, Pepsi is the best, and I'm addicted too. Coke is swill!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Shall I patent it? We need a catchy slogan.

You record your intimate relations with a bottle?... is it just pepsi or do you like a bit of tango, or 7 up.. nudge nudge!

I am still convinced coke and pepsi taste the same but pepsi allows you bigger burps.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Lucy Loves Ricky:
Vadar

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quote:

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you rule

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I know.

quote:

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Pepsi is the best, and I'm addicted too. Coke is swill!

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Yes yes yes, let's conquer the world now.
 

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Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
 
Happy Happy Joy Joy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CVXaSYDahRI&feature=related

i love ren and stimpy
 

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Posted by Lucy Loves Ricky (Member # 12617) on :
 
Okay, let's do it, but I'll leave the recordings to you. I'm too shy!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Shall I patent it? We need a catchy slogan.

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If at first you don't succeed, slip him a Viagranol.

Lucy, recordings or not conquering the world for you!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I love Ren & Stimpy...

Viagranol, for fugleys.
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 
pls pls can i join the party?
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Sure, you might get your drink spiked by miss cheeky tho.
 

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Posted by Makbeta (Member # 14401) on :
 
People are you high today or what?
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
What.
 

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Posted by Makbeta (Member # 14401) on :
 
Aha.
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 
Actually I like these kind of threads. They are not really meaningful but make fun!

So cheekyferret and Vader, is a wedding date set yet??

Don't forget to invite us all to your hafla!!!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
So.. I pop to the shop and make a phone call and I come back and I am engaged!

Cool, where's the bling???

More people joining the party.. fabulous

WINE NOT WHINE

Tonights wine choice is blossom hill merlot....
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Tigerlily:
Actually I like these kind of threads. They are not really meaningful but make fun!

So cheekyferret and Vader, is a wedding date set yet??

Don't forget to invite us all to your hafla!!!

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That's not how to use a but!

Soon isa, the details are still top secret, and I'm pretty sure you're not on the guest list anyway.

Last thing we need is someone to memorize by heart what everyone at the wedding is doing...spesh if there's Pepsi.
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Vader:
, and I'm pretty sure you're not on the guest list anyway.

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*showing off my claws*

VADER YOU WILL DEEPLY REGRET THIS.... GRRRRR!!!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Are you talking on behalf of me already???

TL, you are not only on the guest list you are the wedding planner!

I am actually being a best woman at a wedding in August... they were going to get a best man like most people do but apparently I could do a better job
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Dude, chill, I didn't make the list.

See ? it was just a mistake, I'm human too you know!! (Half Human, Half Awesome)

quote:

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Are you talking on behalf of me already???

TL, you are not only on the guest list you are the wedding planner!

I am actually being a best woman at a wedding in August... they were going to get a best man like most people do but apparently I could do a better job

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As your rightful owner, I sure am!

Haha, sounds like they couldn't find any men...were you the manliest woman around ? that would explain

*seriously takes cover from the beating he's about to get*
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Firstly, I am not a flipping car, you don't own a wife you muppet

Secondly, I am more of a man than you and as previously estblished I am the alpha female so if I were you I would invest in a tin hat and run for cover....
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
You're the lamest wife ever, I'm giving you up for adoption!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Face it, I am as good as it gets... now cut your jibber jabber and finish the ironing...
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Face it, I am as good as it gets... now cut your jibber jabber and finish the ironing...

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LOL! Yes sire!!

Haha, I'm off to bed now, gotta wake up early to finish the ironing and stuff..
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I will allow you to go to bed!

Thanks for the chatter today, I have had fun.

Dream of me. or else... muhahahaha
 

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Posted by jimifoster (Member # 15116) on :
 
when you told me that i should be checking out other threads i figured you'd be talking about...something. but alas, you are just ridiculous.
back to the original topic of this thread -
i've been without a/c for weeks and its been 40+ degrees here and super humid (US), and today the a/c got fixed! i couldn't possibly be happier right now.
oh yeah, and in two weeks, i give my notice at work to tell them i'm quitting. that's a great feeling.
and! my roommate is a wine sales rep, so it's always fine wine night at my house. life certainly isn't bad.
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:

TL, you are not only on the guest list you are the wedding planner!

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Haha!! See, Vader?? Guess who has the pants on in your relationship???

Shookran gazeelan ya cheeky!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Afwan TL...

A WINE SALES REP.... surely he is the perfect man. Tell me more!

I quit in April and leave August 1st, the best feeling in the world Jimi... I planned my speech in my head over and over on the plane and then when I met my boss i blurted out some un-rehearsed rubbish lol...

I have a weird phobia about Air Conditioning.. it really is the devils invention.

Right now it is grey and warm-ish here... the sunshine has done a runner again!

We are ridiculous arent we... this banter has to be better than most the bashings going on in this forum... I like how the oestrogen levels are managable in here
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Hey ho you crazy nutters. I see the party is still in here today. So who is up and about this fine morning. Cheeky i see you are still on form today. Lets hope they dont make you do any work today and then you can entertain me all day again.

So marriage. Vader i told you to run whilst you still could. Alpha woman will whip you into a perfect little lap dog.

"this is a formal announcement for vader, please leave your balls, pride, masculinity, and manhood at the reception of the registry office. cos life as you know it is over"
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by miffmiss:

"this is a formal announcement for vader, please leave your balls, pride, masculinity, and manhood at the reception of the registry office. cos life as you know it is over"

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I am off work... I am poorly give me sympathy please.

I like your formal announcement... bt could he also leave his opinion as it will count for nothing.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Tigerlily:

quote:

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Originally posted by miffmiss:

"this is a formal announcement for vader, please leave your balls, pride, masculinity, and manhood at the reception of the registry office. cos life as you know it is over"

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Sorry, but I'm gonna have to disagree here. I'm bringing my whip, my dirty clothes, my demanding voice, my spankings to this marriage, but don't worry, I'm also bringing sexy.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
And what can I bring? Other than pepsi or breasts!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
yey for vader he's "bringing sexy back" does that mean you are like justin timberlake.

When i comes to vader i think pepsi and boobs just popped his cork.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Hmm can't think of anything really.

A nurse costume, a maid costume, and a navy costume.

Maybe handcuffs too.

quote:

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Originally posted by miffmiss:
yey for vader he's "bringing sexy back" does that mean you are like justin timberlake.

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quote:

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When i comes to vader i think pepsi and boobs just popped his cork.

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Now that was deliberately naughty. xD
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
ha ha i dont know what you could possibly mean. Sweet and innocent me hun.

Where is weirdkitty today?

Cheeky get on facebook and "poke her" till she comes in to play.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Hang on a minute, are you saying we ain't sexy!


Can I wear my headgehog costume? ooo I love fancy dress.

I will pop and poke her... I know she is alive and well we spoke this morning.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Hey where did the boy toy go.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Not sure MM... do you think we scared him off?
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
I told you it was porn time. xD
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Can you not multi-task?
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Yeah, but I might jizz all over you guys! xD
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
ha ha you mean you havent already with all that boobage.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
If your house isn't flooded then the answer is no.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Talk about lowering the tone!!!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Vader:
If your house isn't flooded then the answer is no.

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So that was you then.

Sorry cheeky he started it. We can go back to bitching about general life and whining about other peoples happiness if you would prefer.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
NOOOO... whining and bitching are banned in here, there are numerous other threads for that game

I just had a cheese and ham baguette and I am considering going to the shop for a big fat snickers!

I have lay in bed all day Ain't life grand... my brothers are all at the Isle of Wight festival and I think I have the jealous bug

I sent Vader to his room to reflect on his rude remarks... I have gone from from being wife material into a more maternal role.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
ha ha well now we know its real love. Maturnal role!! They are all mummys boys.

Well we in our office are all really PMT today so we have a lunch of crisps and dips with donuts of 3 different flavours including rolo flavour. ha ha

So skivves on wheels delivered the food now who's bringing the dessert;)
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I think I have to get that myself but monkey boy from the office did bring me my dinner I am important you know lol

i am so gonna get junk food. transformer snacks and chocolate with some PEPSI.

He completely destroyed my one photo lol.... he actually put my head on somebody elses body to get a cleavage shot lol.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
TRAITOR!!!!!!!!

You will have gas burps all day for that kind of sin.

Ha ha i cant wait to get on tonight and check it out.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I have jut gne and got a family slab of cadburys whole nut and 2 litres of pepsi... let the burping commnce.

Random question. do you smoke?

I had to delete most his posts as I am certain my broters wouldn't approve lol...
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
typing one handed is not advised!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
yes and no. If you ask me i smoke if you ask the other half i dont ha ha. So in other words yes in england no in egypt.

Ha ha no dont delete. At least let me read them 1st.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I will next time, I am sure there will be a next time lol..

I don't smoke but thanks for asking mate pmsl... it's all about you isn't
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Hello my shiny happy people holding hands...

So we are the cheerful bunch- it is quite disheartening to see there isn't many here.
Hey, did I get that poke? I looked earlier and I had one from a strange Singapore man- I would like to be able to deduct that it wasn't one of you. However I'm just not sure anymore.

Now, things I have to be super happy about on Wednesdays:
This time next week I'll be in Egypt.
And
This time in three weeks it'll be my Birthday.

I'm thinking of doing a "retro" day- things I done as a kid. It is all about going to Quasar (Laser Quest), and having a Disney princess cake.

 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Hahaha, miff let's hope he doesn't find out about ES anytime soon.

Holy **** cheeky, are you gonna share that pepsi ? I know I haven't been the kindest person ever, keeping all the pepsi to myself, but you wouldn't just let me die would you ?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
wow... quasar, drunk quasar lol...

I like Wednesdays as it is the sign the week is coming to a close

Birthdays, holidays, who the hell are you Paris Hilton lol...

It has been quiet but it is still happy
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Oh yeah MM... you will be caught out

I would share it with you... I am nice like that...
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Drunk quasar! I didn't even think of that... however I believe those rumbling packs when you get shot might not mix well with the alcohol.

I don't smoke either.. sorry, this was my way of trying to get in a conversation, I should really do some back reading first, lol.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
*drinks all the pepsi in one sip*

Haha, sucker.

Weirdkitty, anything about boobies, pepsi,or bondage and slavery will get you straight in.

One of you needs a new picture, it's getting confusing.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
There you go...

I don't smoke.. THANKS FOR ASKING

Vader, do you smoke?
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
There you go...

I don't smoke.. THANKS FOR ASKING

Vader, do you smoke?

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Seriously, is all your sense of art completely gone ? That avatar sucks balls!

You told us you didn't smoke once, how many times do you want us to ask ?

I smoke if I go fast enough. xD
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
WK just jump in conversations... it isn't like anyone owns them

Bondage and slavery lol... your brain is a medical miracle, it is just tainted by all the porn it has been subjected to!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
All the Avatars are shockingingly bad... I just like this one as this Royal biatch is my icon in life. A good strong woman

No one has asked me lol... I am trying to get to know people but you are just to damn self obsessed aren't you. A hole lol. No one cares about me!

The FYI is really pissing me off as I clearly typr very quickly and I have to wait frigging ages to post
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Oh now I feel bad- which in effect means I shouldn't be in the happy people thread- Cheeky shouldn't have to change her avatar because of lil ol'new me. People should easily be able to tell the difference between weird and cheeky
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Lol, good strong woman my arse! What the hell, that's just weird!

Alrighty then, do you smoke ? xD

Boobies, the more you jiggle them the more attention you get.

You clearly typr very quickly indeed
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Weird and cheeky, what a double act!

DON'T FEEL BAD...

I don't mind changing my avatar chica, change is good as it helps with progression in life

I only like that avatar because it was natural, I do like this though as I reckon I was Elizabeth 1st in my past life lol...

Besides, if I do what Vader wants it will make him feel superior
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Ok need to back track and delete. He knows i come on here. Lets hope he doesnt quess which one i am ha ha

OK cheeky you want questions so here we go. Vader and kitty feel free to answer also

Favourtie things
drink
position
colour
place

1st kiss
most embarresing story
Worst experience

ok you have about 1 hour to answer whilst i drive home. I expect it to be good.

XXXXXXX speak soon XXXXXXXXXX
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Besides, if I do what Vader wants it will make him feel superior

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That's what the whole idea of slavery is.

MM, you can't delete stuff if you wait too long.

Favourtie things: I'll let you guess this one

drink: Pepsiiiiiii

position: Handstand position!!!

colour: Black

place: Hardee's

1st kiss: what about it ?

most embarresing story: umm, I don't get embarrassed

Worst experience: when my internet got cut off for a week, lol
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Ok, I like this... come on guys,fill yours in...

Favourtie things:

Drink: Non alcoholic, I love milk but only in the UK, Misr milk is vile. Alcoholic, Guinness.

Position: Preferrably Managing Director but I would be happy with General Manager

Colour: It varies, I like to wear colours to match my mood. I love red or silver in general though

Place: It varies!! For relaxation I love the beach. Ain Sokhna has a good memory for me. For feeling alive, the Himalayas, I really 'found myself' there.

1st kiss: A guy called Eddie when I was 12... he was 14 and he and I dated for a whole summer!

Most embarresing story: Being arrested in Bahrain for carrying live ammunition in a war zone.. I was in trouble!

Worst Experience: The day my Gran died I lost my closest and best friend.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
kitty where is yours
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Favourtie things
drink COKE!!!!!
position ERM..... PM ME
colour BIT OF A PINK CHICK BUT I CHANGE MY MOOD A LOT
place VILLAGE I WAS BROUGHT UP IN. IT CALMS ME

1st kiss 9 WITH A FRIEND IN A GAME OF SPIN THE BOTTLE
most embarresing story HA HA AGAIN PM ME. TOO DIRTY FOR THIS BOARD
Worst experience WHEN SOPHIE WANDERED OFF IN A SHOPPING CENTRE AND I THOUGHT SHE HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED (NOT LONG AFTER MADELINE)
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I don't think I want to knowyour most embarssing story, I am blushing at the meer thought off it lol

yeah WK where are you?
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
My bad, here we go:

Drink:
Non alcoholic: diet coke
Alcoholic: A watermelon cocktail the Sheraton hotel done in Luxor. Although usually it'll be amaretto and coke.

Position:
In the working world? Well, on top, and that goes for other things as well, lol.

Colour:
Blue

Place:
Tunisia, Hammamet, in the Dar Khayam hotel, dancing in their disco beach hut at night.

1st kiss:
Don't really remember, clearly wasn't that special, lol.

Most embarrassing story:
I don't hold on to embarrassment. However I have far too many stories of drunken nights out lol.

Worst experience:
Now that’s private.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Talking to you guys I am having many embarrasing moments come back to me. This is like regression therapy!!!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
And many to come.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Is that a promise.

I feel sick, I just had chocolate, pepsi and ice cream!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Stop stuffing your face then. xD

And is someone drinking pepsi all the time now or is that just my imagination ?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
You implanted the seed in my brain telling me to drink pepsi...

I can't stop eating
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
How many liters do you do a day ?

I can't blame you, mmm food is tasty. Don't blame me when I call you fatty though.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I never drink pop, I think because I have been poorly today though my body needed a pick me up...

I drink a lot of tea, I love iced tea, especially from Casper and Gabinis in Shitty Stars...

I am meant to be dieting, I have a very elegant dress to wear for a wedding and I want to look my very best.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Lol, shitty airlines at your service.

Why is everybody on a diet nowadays ? am I the only one not trying to lose weight.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
WEll I am not dieting per say just trying to stay svelt lol...

Sex in the CITY...

You will be even thinner when you are poor next year relying on me to feed you!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Ahhh poor vader. She will eat you out of house and home AND drink all your pepsi. What you gonna do mate.

Ha ha. All my embarressing moments in life are flashing before my eyes

Well so much for my super early night. You guys are a bad influence. I have got to send myself to bed now. Night xxxxxxxxxx

And a special big hug for you cheeky cos i know you love em!!!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
and next year after out divorce when i take all your money and pepsi off you, you can keep the damn cat!!!

happy???
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Lol, special = pervy.

I'm off to bed in a few too! won't be on for a couple of days.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
but who will I tease?

I just got a pervy hug lol...

Right, if you are both leaving (together I notice!!) I will go to Facebook

night all. xx
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Morning happy people

Everyone ok?

I am really excited as a friend of mine will be in Bahrain for a month in August and has asked me to join her for a weeks holiday

Any happy news?
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Hey you. Only just noticed your post.

How lucky are you. My uncle lives out there but i have never been.

Sorry no happy news today, hang on let me think ..................

..................

..................

............. erm .

.................................

my skivvy just bought me biscuits!!!!

Sorry thats the best i can do today.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I used to live there andI havent been back in a loooong time... i had such happy days there.

You would love it, it is such a party island

I am going to get chocolate again I think!

I think I need checking for diabetes today lol

Vader is quiet... and WK!!!

My skivvy called me to see if I wanted anything.. how sweet.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Ahhh bless.

Vader said he wouldnt be on for a few days. Kitty was here earlier but she is probably sleeping egyptian style ha ha.

Yes cheeky you have an addiction.

I think i do for bacon. Why is it if i am told i cant have something i want it more. What is wrong with me??????
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Hey
I had pizza to eat, and shopping to do today.
Not in the happiest mood today (other than the fact the pizza was the best). I'm just stressed, I had so much to buy today for Egypt, and I owe my friend money for a music festival we are going to in July. I hate having to wait until night time to talk to Sam, he'll calm me. Damn Egyptian's crazy sleeping patterns!

Ok... happy thoughts.... ermm... the pizza was realllly good lol.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
ooo which music festival.. TELL ME. I am the festival queen

My bros are in the Isle of Wight at the mo and I will be in Egypt for V lol

Hey guys, we so have to go to Rock cafe to watch bands I will only miss milk and music when I go!!!

I can rattle lol...

mmm pizza

Most of my stuff is there now in Egypt, just 60kg to go!

don't worry about money WK, you either have it or you don't if you owe money pay her back little and often

I crave things I cant have.. mainly the forbidden fruit!

I love sleeping like an Egyptian as power napping is fab
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Oh just Latitude, not one of the main players, but it's my first so I'm excited.

Man I'm tired today, maybe I should try one of those Egyptian naps.

Luckily I don't need too much money when I'm in Egypt- I love walking down the street with an Egyptian, it is like a whole new world than when I walk down it with my family. No hassle, little need to haggle, etc. Tis great.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I love any festival.. I love the vibe and being around such chilled (stoned) people.

Egypt seriously has to be the cheapest holiday on the planet doesn't it!!!

Watch he doesn't sell you for a camel..
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
My dad tried that, it was either three racing camels or twenty chickens. We are still waiting


My word I'm having a fat day. Pizza in the early afternoon, and now spaghetti bolognese... yummy
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
i have just had a packet of space raiders, a yoghurt and a topic!!!

Thankfully I have opened the wine to stop me eating!

I will be alright tomorrow, back on my healthy eating kick!!!!

lol, my dad tried to sell me for a mercedes!
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Wow lucky you, id kill for a glas of wine now.
Didnt drink really since new year, miss the drinkin days.
Cant any more or my day will be wasted the next day.
i get to much of a hangover these days.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Yeah, I get hangover more nowadays but I blame the meds lol... nothing to do with me getting older

I don't think I could live without my wine! I don't smoke, belive it or not I really eat junk - honestly - and I am saving money so clubbing is out the window!!! Wine is my sanity.

I will drink for you now thats friendship

I have to say though a hangover in the Egyptian heat is 5000x times worse than an english one!
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
The next wine I'll be having is on Wednesday night, in Luxor

But until then, Cheeky, I give you permission to drink for me too, lol.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
la la la la la not listening.

I hate the fact you guys will be in Egypt and I will be in Walsall!!!

I wanna be there. *sighs*

Hey ho, not long really...

I know you have whit WK, what about you Tiger, what wine do you like?
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Sorry this is where i cant join in. I really dont do wine. I drink it but dont enjoy it. Its foul. My uncle nearly slapped me once for having a glass of £250 crystal and adding orange juice to drown out the taste haha

WK i am now offically sulking that you will be in Cairo next week. Can you fit me in a spare suitcase. If you fly KLM they let you take 2 bags. But then again my new cases came back pretty battered so maybe not a good idea.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Have you seen KLM prices for August??? OMG... SO expensive.

I like the red wine on KLM

MM, I would have slapped you as well... crystal is lush! Sheesh woman!

Not sure if you were in the thread when I declared I am in the know on all alcohol and good bras in Cairo! I have finally found a shop that caters for bigger boobage

I am not a conventional size and shopping in the UK is bad enough.

See, this is the Egyptian advice you need ladies!
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
If it makes you feel better MM, I will be in Luxor, not Cairo, lol.

I don't actually like wine much, but because I started drinking at a rather early age (oh dear, I hope I haven't given some people ammo, lol) it is now the only thing that does the job. Other wise, I go for amaretto, vodka, Malibu etc.
Actually, considering I am a student, I don't drink much. Sadly most of my friends are working full time now, and at the weekends I work. This contrast in schedules is doing my social life no favours.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
i am with you on the malibu WK

Yes i feel slightly better now as long as you dont visit cairo ha ha

i dont even wanna look at flight prices. I think i have defo decided to push back the move till sept. I want to have sophies full years fees ready to pay and still have enough for a flight home just in case.

Ye will need to point out the best replacement for bravissimo cos i dont think they will ship to egypt. ha ha
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
How much are schools out there?

Malibu was my first spiris drink I started drinking (after the cider and alcopops). It will always have a place in my heart. Damn it, now I want one, which really isn't a good idea at 2am.

I guess us three are the Big Bosom Buddies, and we all know they have to stick together lol
 

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Posted by * 7ayat * (Member # 7043) on :
 
I'm going to Egypt tomorrow inshallah , so yay I'm happy!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Say Hi to Cairo for me 7ayat... 58 days to go for me

I habe decided to have another day off... I have so very few days off and I do feel a little better but not sure if I could go for 9 hours on my feet

How are you guys all feeling today?

Whenare you plannin to visit after this next trip WK?

Sept isn't too much after your original plan MM, better to be safe than sorry.. holler if I can help. x
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 

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Originally posted by * 7ayat *:
I'm going to Egypt tomorrow inshallah , so yay I'm happy!

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Oh, Yasmine, how wonderful. Have a safe trip and enjoy your stay back home!!

PS: Who's looking after your rats??
 

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Posted by * 7ayat * (Member # 7043) on :
 

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Originally posted by Tigerlily:

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Originally posted by * 7ayat *:
I'm going to Egypt tomorrow inshallah , so yay I'm happy!

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Oh, Yasmine, how wonderful. Have a safe trip and enjoy your stay back home!!

PS: Who's looking after your rats??

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Well two died last week one from old age,and one from cancer.

So my father in law will take care of my other two. My mother in law doesn't want them in the house, so he will have to come over to my place to feed them, and refill their water bottle inshallah.

And yeah I'm excited about going to Egypt inshallah!
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 
Oh I am sorry to hear you lost two so suddenly. So the little albino one is a new addition, yes??

Oh I can imagine how happy you must be back in Cairo. Seeing your family, meeting up with friends, get the latest gossip, eating all the good food..... you deserve it!!
 

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Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
 

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Originally posted by yorkshire rose:
Wow lucky you, id kill for a glas of wine now.
Didnt drink really since new year, miss the drinkin days.
Cant any more or my day will be wasted the next day.
i get to much of a hangover these days.

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Anno Domini dear heart

I was talking to someone about this last night - my humble opinion is that somewhere around the age of 33 most of us lose tolerance to alcohol and have to cut down from 5 pints of Tennants Extra every night to 5 pints a week (and now for the past 3 years or so no alcohol at all - it makes me very ill now and I don't mean hangover ill I mean tachycardia and rocketing blood pressure within half an hour of a thimblefull).
 

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Posted by JennyDA (Member # 15382) on :
 
Hello All,

very new to this forum but maybe someone can help me.

I am interested in working at an orphanage in Cairo. Does anyone have any names and contact information for me?

I have worked at an orphanage before but in Poland.

All information is much appreciated!

Thank you!

Jenny
 

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Posted by * 7ayat * (Member # 7043) on :
 

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Originally posted by Tigerlily:
Oh I am sorry to hear you lost two so suddenly. So the little albino one is a new addition, yes??

Oh I can imagine how happy you must be back in Cairo. Seeing your family, meeting up with friends, get the latest gossip, eating all the good food..... you deserve it!!

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The Albino one actually died last week unfortunatly

And yeah I'm looking forward to seeing everyone, and going to the beaches in Alexandria. I'm not looking forward to the 23 hour flight though!
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 

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Originally posted by * 7ayat *:
QUOTE]The Albino one actually died last week unfortunatly

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OHHH! So you posted his pic as a memorial? How sweet of you.

You know my hamsters never lived long either. My two oldest ones became only also 18 months each and then they passed away so suddenly. When Terry died (my first hamster and also Albino) I cried for days; my friend and I buried him in the front yard under a bush.
 

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Posted by * 7ayat * (Member # 7043) on :
 
Yeah I buried my boys in the backyard of our apartment building - probably illegal lol

But yeah, rats only live a maximum of two years, so you loose them quickly.
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 
I have dogs now and they will live much longer ISA. I just don't know how it will feel like when a pet dies who you loved and cared for for 10 or 15 years...... Gosh I really don't want to think about it.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 

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Originally posted by Shanta Qadeema:

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Originally posted by yorkshire rose:
Wow lucky you, id kill for a glas of wine now.
Didnt drink really since new year, miss the drinkin days.
Cant any more or my day will be wasted the next day.
i get to much of a hangover these days.

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Anno Domini dear heart

I was talking to someone about this last night - my humble opinion is that somewhere around the age of 33 most of us lose tolerance to alcohol and have to cut down from 5 pints of Tennants Extra every night to 5 pints a week (and now for the past 3 years or so no alcohol at all - it makes me very ill now and I don't mean hangover ill I mean tachycardia and rocketing blood pressure within half an hour of a thimblefull).

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Originally posted by Tigerlily:
I have dogs now and they will live much longer ISA. I just don't know how it will feel like when a pet dies who you loved and cared for for 10 or 15 years...... Gosh I really don't want to think about it.

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I have had to rehome my two dogs. I couldn't take them to Cairo as it would be selfish as their quality of life would be awful.

One has gone to a friend of a friend and the old boy has gone to live with a girl down south who has a farm, i still get updates how they are and regular pictures. I miss them so much

Sorry to hear about your rats...
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
How much are schools out there?

Malibu was my first spiris drink I started drinking (after the cider and alcopops). It will always have a place in my heart. Damn it, now I want one, which really isn't a good idea at 2am.

I guess us three are the Big Bosom Buddies, and we all know they have to stick together lol
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Yep malibu was my 1st after cider and alcopops too.

"Big Bosom" buddie yep i have to agree. haha

School are about 6000LE a year but the 1st year their are loads of admin charges so its about 11000LE

Jenny DA you would be better to start a new thread or pick out peoples post who you think might know and ask them. Also a google search might help.

* 7ayat * I'm going to Egypt tomorrow inshallah , so yay I'm happy!

OK please stop making me jealouse hah a have a great time.

Shantra OMG Tennants Extra i think i would be dying after 5 pints of that stuff. Its worse than special brew
 

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Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
 
Miffmiss - A bunch of us heavy metal types plus 2 alsation dogs were staying in a beach chalet in Dorset about 10 years ago and we bought a job lot of Tennants Super (not Extra) which is 'electric soup' - it was so disgusting we bought a shed load of lemonade to mix it with and had electric soup shandy

For the uninitiated - Tennants Extra, Tennants Super and Special Brew are very high strength lagers. There was a theory one time that Tennants Super and Special Brew were both designed to appeal to old tramps and made high alcohol and low price to suit that purpose.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
I had to let my dog go too cheeky. Not just for Egypt but i had complaints from my landlord that she was barking all day. No matter how much i argued he was adamant it was her. 2 weeks after i got rid of her he rang me and kicked off that she was barking all night the night before. I took great pleasure in telling him he was wrong all along as i kept telling him, cos she hadnt been in the house for 2 weeks so no way it was her.

He still grovels but it wont get her back. She has a good home now though with an old lady down the street and we can visit her whenever.

Sophie was heart broken when she went and couldnt stop crying. Well that was until the ice cream van arrived. There is nothing a 99 with sprinkles cant fix.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 

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Originally posted by Shanta Qadeema:
Miffmiss - A bunch of us heavy metal types plus 2 alsation dogs were staying in a beach chalet in Dorset about 10 years ago and we bought a job lot of Tennants Super (not Extra) which is 'electric soup' - it was so disgusting we bought a shed load of lemonade to mix it with and had electric soup shandy

For the uninitiated - Tennants Extra, Tennants Super and Special Brew are very high strength lagers. There was a theory one time that Tennants Super and Special Brew were both designed to appeal to old tramps and made high alcohol and low price to suit that purpose.

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We got onto special brew in the same way in cornwall when we went on a weekend away. We drank it all weekend not noticing the taste. Now i can even smell it without feeling ill. ha ha I am the same with cider and 20/20. I so over indulged as a teenager. ha ha
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Tennants is loopy juice!!! I do only ever see tramps drinking it!

Mad dog 20/20... flashbacks to the scouthuts!

Peach Concorde... flashbacks to my first hangover!

It is sad to let a pet go! I loved my hounds so much but after a lot of heartache and advice from a good friend I decided I was just being selfish wanting them with me.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
babycham = 1st hang over
20/20 = cause of lots of big mistakes
white lightening = Lots of forgotten nights
Castaway = my 1st alcopop followed by 2 dogs
whitelightning mixed with castaway = blastaway. cause of my stomach being pumped at 13.

Then i became a rep where it was my job to drink as much as everyone else but not get drunk. I got so good at it that now i cant get drunk no matter how much i drink.

So now i dont really bother drinking. I over did it in my early years.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
blastaway lmfao... that will have to be tried!

Vodka redbull is my worst experience, I got jelly legs, my ex had to put me in the recovery position to sleep lol

I am only a social drinker, I am just very social in all seriousness, I like a beer and I like my wine but I dont do spirits very often... I cant do hangovers and a hangover in that heat would kill me!

I will wait till sophie is 18 till I get a good drinking partner then lol
 

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Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
 
Just you wait Miffmiss - I used to have that firm belief about my tolerance for alcohol...... now I can't at all.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
i love vodka redbull. But i cant even get drunk on that.

Oh remembered one i can get drunk on. Vodka jelly and vodka fruit shots. When repping we used to buy vodka in the barrels like you get for a water machiene. When we werew going out we would make up new drinks to do with vodka. We had apricot and peach trees in the garden so we would mush them up and soak them in vodka for 24 hours. OMG they were so strong.
Same with Vodka jelly but it would take so long to set we usually drank it when still sloppy.
 

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Posted by harankash (Member # 14248) on :
 
Shanta!!

get off the computer and get your housework done!!!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I caught a lung infection in Malia and the Greek doctor told me it was from the fish bowls!!

Vodka jelly is just one thing I adore... i love the mix of the two! When se, sloppy would be a little snotty!

Sheesh this FYI message does my fruit in!

3 minutes my ass
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I caught a lung infection in Malia and the Greek doctor told me it was from the fish bowls!!

Vodka jelly is just one thing I adore... i love the mix of the two! When se, sloppy would be a little snotty!

Sheesh this FYI message does my fruit in!
180 seconds my ass
 

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Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
 

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Originally posted by harankash:
Shanta!!

get off the computer and get your housework done!!!

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Mrs Mop has failed miserably today - but the jam jar's quite full of LE
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Did you get bored without me. I leave3 the comp for a few hours and i had to search down the list for the thread.

So hows the invalid
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
People, if you want a pet that really lasts, get a parrot My African Grey, Panic, should see me to middle age, at least! lol.
I'm a sucker for hamsters too, I've had many since I was 8. After trying out dwarf hamsters, I now have one, and he is huge. Certainly suits his name Beowulf lol.

I haven't had vodka jelly in ages! Probably since the last time I was at Notting hill carnival, and that was like two years ago. I think I will need to make some for my birthday.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
The only pet that seems acceptable in Egypt is a cat and they are such skinny little things. They aint even nice to stroak as you can feel every bone.
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 

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Originally posted by weirdkitty:
People, if you want a pet that really lasts, get a parrot

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Oh I'd love to get a macaw once we settle for good in Florida but I guess that bird would outlive me??
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Macaw's and Cockatoos never bloody die, lol, and they are very temperamental and pick a favourite, whilst being evil to everyone else. Smaller parrots are a lot easier.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Me want dawg.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I love African Greys, fab little characters...

I have loads of pics in Egypt of me with an array of animals... my fave animal was a little kitty on Kitchener Island who kept jumping on my lap.. I so would have kept it! fleas an all...

I have one friend in Cairo with the BIGGEST rottweiler, it follows me to the loo and growls at me while I pee... very scary but funny! She really should get a new bathroom door.

I really want a pet in Cairo but until my things are straight I don't think it is possible Vader you will have to be my pet

The invalid has nothing left to throw up and walks like an old woman! But hey ho
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
I have one friend in Cairo with the BIGGEST rottweiler, it follows me to the loo and growls at me while I pee... very scary but funny!

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Vader you will have to be my pet

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I said I wanted a dog, not wanted to be a dog.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
The invalid has nothing left to throw up and walks like an old woman! hey ho

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quote:

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
i am not going to give a rottweiler a golden shower!!!

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Maybe that's how you get golden retreivers!!!

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Vader, are you a retreiver lol

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Check out the comments on my profile picture on facebook, read through the arabic and you will find out my breed.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
I am not really liking the title invalid!

i am not going to give a rottweiler a golden shower!!!

Maybe that's how you get golden retreivers!!!

Vader, are you a retreiver lol

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LOL
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Ohh, I always need a dog. They have to be big and fluffy... however, my love of golden retrievers has dwindled slightly after reading this thread lol.

African greys kick arse, mine is such a character, and strangely narcissistic, so we go well together lol
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Ghana zoo keeps Arican greys and I would play for hours with them... I just love birds. I run the bird club at the school as a lunchtime club. (I am such a nerd).

I always have mongrels, my last one was the runt in a rescue centre, I can't help but love the underdog I am still talking about dogs here btw...
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
I have a mongrel. We looked after her for someone, and she never came back, lol. So, the dog’s been ours for 5 years now. Kind of a greyhound thing, not really our kind of dog, but we would never put an animal out, and love her to bits now.

Cheeky, was it you who had a picture of holding a cub? If so, can you do that in Cairo zoo, or did you have connections? Seriously, it is my dream to one day hold a baby lion.

African greys look like miniature, feathered T-rex's, that automatically makes them cool... haha, now look who the nerd is
 

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Posted by Samia (Member # 4691) on :
 
I held a tiger cub at Cairo circus !!!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Seems like every Tom, Dick, and Harry held that tiger cub.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Hey trolls and slappers (see orfi thread lol)

I just went to the Zoo and asked to hold it WK.. he was a 10 month old cub and was adorable...

What is the circus like Samia?

Vader, it may have been a different cub
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Lol, what's a troll/slapper ?

You guys should be in prison for cub molesting.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Erm, a troll is a fugley and a slapper is easy.

Some random just said ALL english girls except herself and some other girls ass she was kissing are trolls or slappers. I am guessing this would displease my mother lol...

I loved the zoo... can we meet at the zoo I will get you to hold a cub.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Lol, nevermind the people with stuff wedged in their anus.

Who says I want to hold a cub ? I'd rather ride an ostrich,
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
good morning you crazy people. So how are the trolls and slappers this morning. Did you miss me?

x
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
They don't concern me

They have ostrich their... my favourite animal at Cairo Zoo was the guinea pigs.... random zoo animal!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
If you = your boobs, then yes I've missed you a lot.



Can we ride the ostrich ?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Afternoon MM... you ok chica?

Will you need a hand getting on shorty?
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Shorty will kick your fat butt!

Race me ?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Yeah I would do that, I can feel the need for speed...

Where will the race be as Cairo Zoo is very round and I would be ill.. can we find a long straight?
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
ha ha your mad the pair of you.

OK i dont think an ostrich can handle my weight can i have a tiger instead

*whilst secretly planning if they over take me i will get my tiger to eat the ostrich muhhahahaha*
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I will kick you tigers shins and run off
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
LOL
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Cheeky little ferret

Right, I am off for a sunbathe! I am upwardly mobile again

Enjoy your day you lovely lovely people

*waves to Mrs* I know ya love me really MWAH
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Just came back from the swimming pool and everything seems to be glowing for some reason.
 

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Posted by MICKY A (Member # 11209) on :
 

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Originally posted by Vader:
Just came back from the swimming pool and everything seems to be glowing for some reason.

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TOO much chlorine
 

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Posted by sherribaby (Member # 15378) on :
 
Be in Sharm next week, can't wait to get chlorined too. Bikini already packed.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
ok sherri and vader enough of trying to make me jealouse. I am wrapped back up in my winter wollies cos i am frozen today.

If that wasnt bad enough i just spent 3 hours sat next to a speaker listening to a crazy clown and a 5th birthday party. It was soooo cold, i had to go outside to warm up and then it rained.

OK enough feeling sorry for myself. So what did i miss
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
You missed miff.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
LOL very clever there vader!!!!
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Eek, I must go to Cairo now- I must hold a baby lion one day. Especially now my other life ambition, jumping out of an airplane, has been ruined by my sudden, and unexpected, development of fear of flying.

Four days to go, woooo.

So Cheeky, was one of us the slapper, and the other a troll, or are we a bit of both? lol.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
What the hell does your name mean anyway XD ?
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
who's mine

i had 2 dogs growing up miffi and missi drop the i's and its miffmiss

i used to be my password to everything cos i am crap at remembering them. When i was logging on here i couldnt think of a name and it was the 1st thing that came to me. I am thinking of changing it to busty blonde just for you hun.

I wanna hold a cub too and a monkey. I always wanted a monkey as a kid but no matter how many times i asked santa they always said it was scared of the sleigh and ran away
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I HAVE BOOKED MY FLIGHT.... ONE WAY TICKET BACK TO MY HOME

Yay to me... High five to all the happy people.

I have had such a good day, I have gotten so much done, my boxes are packed, my house is looking like new, there is a few more weeks work but my friends are great, one bless just took me to the Asda... Old mother Hubbard I am!

BAGSY I'M THE TROLL.. watch this line be copy and pasted and used in evidence against me in the court of ES lol.

Sorry WK, you are the slapper! You are damned now whatever you do and doomed whatever. Happy Holidays.

Only four days till you fly out as well!! Flying will be fine, remember what I said, valium and chardonnay!!! Marvellous. Just think about the end result... it will be worth it.

I was once told you have to face your fears if you want to see your dreams. xx

I wanna hold a monkey, a cheeky monkey. I am having my leaving party in a bar called cheeky monkies

I am so excited now that I type that quick that the 180 second FYI thing will really annoy me!

WEEEEEEE I could run round the room if my spine wasn't on strike!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
OMG the flight is book and the move is on. Congratulations Cheeky. Well i might not be too far behind you after todays conversation, i'll fill you in later.

Flying is the easy part WK crossing the road in egypt is the hard part. You will be fine.

Well i have come to the conclusion that i spend to much time on the computer "just checking my mail" so tomorrow i am going cold turkey and trying not to check in until sophie is bathed and bed so about 6ish. I can do it. I must do it. So if you see me on here dont talk to me and i will soon get fed up and and log off sulking.

x
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
lol, Hiiiiiiiiii5!!!!!!!!

But yeah, calm down!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I am so hyper...

MM, I won't be here tomorrow either, somebdy declared she would do everybody a roast so you will be cold turkey and I will be hot chicken!!! I am certain we will survive Come for dinner if you like

Yay Vader, I am gonna drive you scatty Let's cut out the ostrich and just make a rin for it.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Woooo, my Ostrich > your Ostrich!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Do you eat ostrich?
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Only if I have to. lol
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
No idea why I asked! My brain is all fizzy!!!

What are you up to tonight then young man? Anything interesting?
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Depends on your idea of interesting. But in your case that would be a yes.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
What a very intriguing answer there master vader!

Mu idea of interesting is snowboarding lol...
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Not exactly what I had in mind. LOL.

But yeah, if you want to think I'm snowboarding in Egypt, you go on and do that hun.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I hear on a grapevine they are building a new resort on the red sea that will have slopes, dry or not I don't know. I also hear it is being funded by a dubai company. Have you a clue what I am talking about? Apparently... I hear the plans have been agreed and building will go ahead in 2009. I have been told the name but I cannot remember

I will pop to Dubai and go there!

Have you ever heard of an aqua sphere?

Where is the best place to go quad biking?

Wow.. I really am hyper
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 
How about sandboarding, guys??

http://www.egypt-board-riding.com/
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
IT IS NOT THE CRITIC WHO COUNTS, NOT THE MAN WHO POINTS OUT HOW THE STRONG MAN STUMBLES OR WHERE THE DOER OF DEEDS COULD HAVE DONE THEM BETTER.

THE CREDIT BELONGS TO THE MAN WHO IS ACTUALLY IN THE ARENA, WHOSE FACE IS MARRED BY DUST AND SWEAT AND BLOOD.

WHO STRIVES VALIANTLY, WHO KNOWS THE GREAT ENTHUSIASMS, THE GREAT DEVOTIONS, WHO SPENDS HIMSELF IN A WORTHY CAUSE.

AND IF HE FAILS AT LEAST HE FAILS WHILE DARING GREATLY.

SO THAT HIS PLACE SHALL NEVER BE WITH THOSE COLD AND TIMID SOLES WHO KNOW NEITHER VICTORY OR DEFEAT

WOW what a statement.

TL.. that is an awesome link... I REALLY want to do this.

Thank you so much for that. xx
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
count me in cheeky. I have always wanted to do sand boarding

I am totally up for doing it if you want.

good link TL
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Fabulous, I reckon this be loads of fun...
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 

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Sorry WK, you are the slapper! You are damned now whatever you do and doomed whatever. Happy Holidays.

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Ahh good, I thought so lol. The idea of living with a guy, and having sex before marriage, does certainly make me a disgraceful slapper

YAY!!!! You booked that ticket! Now lets see if you can concentrate on anything else until you fly out, lol. Now if I ever return to Cairo, you better have the alcohol, pork and bras ready lol.
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Damn it, why do you all sleep when I'm wide awake! Bah me and my student sleeping pattern.
 

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Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
im impressed!!! page 7 and no bitching, mabruk to all contributors

Quad biking in Luxor is fun to whoever asked that question
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Yep i am very up for the quad biking. My friend has a few quad bikes and loads of land and we used to race each other round the grounds. They are such good fun.

Also mentioned was horse riding and safari which also sound great fun.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
I only agreed to the safari if I could get a motorcycle.
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 

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Also mentioned was horse riding and safari which also sound great fun.

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So people, what do you prefer, horse or camel?
I must say I am partial to camels, anything that gets down on the floor for you, instead of making you jump up is ok by me (hmmm, I wonder how people will interpret that sentence lol).
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
LOL you are wearing that slapper crown well WK ha ha

I'm a horse girl. Its all in the rythem of movement.

Vader, i told you motobikes are dangerous enough with out you on one.
 

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Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
I love camels, I think they're such graceful animals. I dont like once you're on them then they stand up and make you feel like you're falling off though!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
lmao WK and MM...

I will be able to go on anything once the drs sort me out

I am banned from going on anything with an engine as I am way to dippy! I cannot drive and I strugle on a bike! I crashed my friends jet ski lmao...
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Haha, you can ride with mm or something.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Ha ha OK mental note note to let cheeky anywhere near my presious car.

How on earth do you crash a jet ski in a sea full of nothing.

I love anything fast that gets you heart racing. With a motor or without.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

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Originally posted by miffmiss:
How on earth do you crash a jet ski in a sea full of nothing.

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That's a whole new level of clumsy.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
We were on a lake in Tamworth! I have no concept of left or right and my I cannot judge distance for toffee! There is an island in the middle lol! !

I am clumsy... that is very accurate

I love adrenalin rushes as well.. fabulous feeling...
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 

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LOL you are wearing that slapper crown well WK ha ha

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How on earth do you crash a jet ski in a sea full of nothing.

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LOL!!! Even I'm not that bad, and I'm someone who actually crashed into a parked car.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
I love jet ski's but they're expensive to rent. xD
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
We can always 'borrow' one.

I tend to walk into door frames as well.. I am extaordinarily dippy...

OO Rubys as oppposed to diamonds.. a slaper with style
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Ahahaha "borrow"
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
you get my drift

It is only thet if you plan on keeping it!
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Or you get arrested before you take it back.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 

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Originally posted by weirdkitty:
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Damn. I guess this is where i admit i have done that too.

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LOL! Thankfully, it was my mum's car, hehe. And in my defence, I had only been driving for a few weeks (I passed last aug).

I've decided instead of slapper, I wish to be an upmarket Madam- sounds more classy, so totally worthy of rubys
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
OK Madam Kitty as you wish haha

It was my car. I had owned it for a whole hour and was playing with my mirrors whilst driving. Some idiot had parked his car on the side of a duel carriage way and when i looked up it was just there. I managed to swerve just in time and just took my wing mirror off.

So how are all the happy people this fine Monday morning.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Hahaha, duel carriage ?
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Whats funny about a duel carriage way. It means 2 lanes of traffic travel in the same direction as each other. Th egyptian equvilant would be 6 lanes of traffic travelling in tandum down a 2 lane road. LOL
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
You mean dual.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha yes i even wrote it twice and still didnt notice my mistake LOL

Thanks chick, you point out all my spelling mistakes. God if you do that you will be here all day.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
lmao... Vader you are such a sarky mofo, I knew what you meant MM.

AAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is all I have to say. I don't whine so just take it that I have one inside but won't share it

An upmarket madam... !!! That sounds seedy. lol
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
OK spill it cheeky. Happy people dont whine but say it straight. that is so different
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 

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OK spill it cheeky. Happy people dont whine but say it straight. that is so different

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An upmarket madam... !!! That sounds seedy. lol

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Not seedy, classy! And extremely expensive

Here is my whine: I hate packing! Way too many little things to remember, clothes are not even half of it.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I hate pis$ takers, shirkers and lazy feckers. My colleagues are just so selfish and it winds me up as I take pride in my work and they make the office I run look like a shower of $hite.

AND RELAX....

I love to pack... my holiday starts there Have you packed all your slutty clothes and condoms? I know you are high maintenance but you can take the girl outta England etc...

Any happy news?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I hate pis$ takers, shirkers and lazy feckers. My colleagues are just so selfish and it winds me up as I take pride in my work and they make the office I run look like a shower of $hite.

AND RELAX....

I love to pack... my holiday starts there Have you packed all your slutty clothes and condoms? I know you are high maintenance but you can take the girl outta England etc...

Any happy news?
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
So you'd hate me if I need to piss ?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
No Vader, only if you took it
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
No Vader, only if you took it

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*takes a piss*

now what ?
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
LOL:D:D:D
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
You can just join the list of all the other people who take it! Arse
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
I have a lot of pisses yet to be taken. lol
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Is that a literal statement or are you being profound?

I need sleep... I wil catch you guys tomorrow. Keep smiling.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
I'm just taking the mick, lol. Sweet dreams.
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 

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Have you packed all your slutty clothes and condoms?

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I'm an essex girl, so what do you think lol!
Righto I'm off to bed. You lot better be on tomorrow because it'll be my last day before the big flight!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
I'll be here just for you. haha nothing to do with the fact that i have no lufe now that all i ever do is save up so i can go back to egypt
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
WK... chill about the flight, apparently you have way more that that to worry about!

MM, I will be do a split shift with you, I am back in my insomnia mode!

Oh Vader ya little tike lol... not like you to take the mick!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Cheeky its a deal. Although i seem to have forgotten how to sleep myself now a days. Something to do with sitting up all night on the computer talking to Mr T.

So where are all the Happy People today.

Bored at work again, its sales day and i just aint in the mood to have the phone put down on me by rude people all day so in stead i am going to sit on here all day pretending to be working. haha
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I am bored at work but I do have chocolate and eye candy I also have a saysage sandwich on order! So I am still overly happy . xx
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
mmmmmmmmm sausage sarnie. OK i just decided what i want for my dinner not.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Hey lol.. I appear to have gotten married to a guy on the internet and I have problems with his folks. I have had a busy day!

Maltesers and an early finish.. could it get any better!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Haha.

So where have you been all day. I was lost without you pal. I had to do some real work. Well apart from nearly being beated up. LOL (check out the bored at work thread for explination)

OK share the maltesers, I'm sulking cos you finished work early and i wanna go home.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
It is teacher training also referred to as do nothing much day!

I have played hide and seek and been for a singing lesson! I have reverted into a teenager

I have done some work, but nothing to brag about lol...

I love the atmostphere on days like today, everyone is really happy!

You are lethal! I was looking through that list again and will put them in action tomorrow

Apart from work, you ok? You having a good day?
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Yes all good with me. Just chatting to Mr T but he is having issues with the net. I am yahoo tonight if you wanna catch up.

Yes i always loved teacher training days, cos it meant we had a day off haha

Also Kitty i expect you to be there as this is your last night before you run away to curupt your poor innocent boy with all your madem talk LOL
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
My early finish was 7pm!!! Feckers....

ooooo KITTY... here kitty kitty kitty kitty... tch tch tch tch .. you know the noise I mean.

Let me go salvage my curry and have a quick soak and I am all yours. x
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Lol, I demand you all come on, and then I don't turn up until midnight! Sorry folks, crazy day with packing, shopping and still fitting in a work shift.
If that wasn't enough, I had to deal with my mum asking if I'm packing condoms! There are some conversations you just don't want to have with your mother. She is trying to taint my innocent holiday with her filthy mind lol.

Tut people, wake up and get on here. I should sleep as I'm up with the birds tomorrow, but I know even if I tried I couldn't.

Now, what was that about sausages…
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Morning Kitty have a great holiday. Sorry we didnt get chance to chat before you went but i hope you have a great time. I will send you a PM filled with tips and advice on how to suduce and innocent boy. haha Keep in touch and we want all the gossip when you get back.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I got in touch with her and sent our best as non of us showed up! She is in the airport now.

LMAO... you will have to teach me how to seduce an innocent boy, my flirting skills are terrible!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
I dont know about that cheeky. You whipped vader into shape pretty quick
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
That is because I am bossy and dominant not cos I can wiggle me as$ and flutter me eyelashes lmao. Is demanding you get what you want flirting?

WK says HI EVERYBODY. She arrived safely as is with he beau. x
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
yeah great. So the flight and the packing was worth it then.

True cheeky
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
For sure, she is a happy little ferret.

MM, eye candy bought me a present I came into work to a whole packet of biscuits on my desk with a note Aw... sweet eye candy lol

You ok? How is work?
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Bored bored bored. I cant get my head back into it since my last trip out. All i want to do is pack up and get out.

Other than that all is good in the world.

Aww how sweet is Mr Candy. I am guessing the note aint for public forum. LOL. So Miss aloof is working then. Enjoy every crumb of your biccies or put em back on his desk saying, are you trying to make me fat. We have to share them. How about feeding me them tonight. LOL
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 

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Originally posted by weirdkitty:

If that wasn't enough, I had to deal with my mum asking if I'm packing condoms! There are some conversations you just don't want to have with your mother. She is trying to taint my innocent holiday with her filthy mind lol.

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That's how moms usually are. She's just worried about you.

Have a great stay and keep us posted!!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Yes, being Miss Aloof is having an effect. Thank you oh wise one. I will also see if he would like to share a biscuit with me during afternoon break if I can.

I have just had another great lunch break, I have been on the mike with just an acoustic guitairist and I have sang for an hour... I am in my element.

Not long now MM, soon we will all be there and the UK will be just a memory. I am starting to get the sad feeling in the pit of my stomach as I will miss my friends and family so much but they understand my reasons for doing this

I am glad ayour world is good
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
I am so not singing with you now on karaoke. I will sound like a cat in pain next to you.

Soon aint coming soon enough. Everytime something goes wrong here i just keep thinking come on egypt. My move date keeps getting pushed back though. I think November move so i will slip in a holiday for August just to keep me going.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I didn't say I could sing! I just love to sing, there is a vast difference lol...

Hang on in there Chica... everything happens for a reason. xx
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
i cant i am impatient. I want it and i want it now *stamping my feet and pouting like a 5 year old* haha

I dont beleive you now. I think you are a secret Leona Lewis
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Oh I wish, I would love to have a talent like that! I just love to belt out songs from my heart.. it makes me chill out. I was actually mike shy until about 2 months ago... now I am a mike hogger I get such a rush of blood when I am oblivious to the world warbling along lol...

Stamping your feet will not move time so you can pout and strop all you please... and if you carry on like this you won't be going anywhere young lady
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
sorry mum *head down in shame but still pouting*

See i was the other way. I would always sing to the point that i never shut up and now i die if people hear me.

But then again me an yorkie had a little sing song in the cafe in Alex so maybe my stage fright is getting better
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Hheheheheh yes we did, you got to give a little, hehehe i dont forget it.
i love deals in cairo for karaoke, god i miss singing, actually i do it everyday with the kids in the school.
I cant stop singing.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
well when we are all finally over there we will have to do a karaoke night.

Should be a good laugh.

Any one else up for it
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I will be frequenting Deals a fair bit if you fancy joining me anybody

I am having a right sing song tonight.. a friend has been subjected to hearing me go through some classics!!!

I am going to do a soundtrack of my life, so many songs remind me of my friends and evoke some beautiful memories. I won't miss my friends as much then I can play my CD and smile...
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
http://shop.ghost.co.uk/content/product/?prod_desc_id=5051361103669

Here is my best man dress, I will wear the flower to match the groom and I will have flowers in my hair and braids to match the bridesmaids. The bridesmaids are all im pink/lilac and all have aviator glasses and ship ships (flip flops)

I will wear high wedges but on the evening I too have ship ships.

My brother is wering claret and blue (Aston Villa, not West Ham WK) and he is marrying in his flip flops

I it is Brighton Pavillion so it is in such a cool place and I am so happy it is going to be a funky hippy wedding They have planned it so well...

EXCITED FERRET
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Ohh very nice, I like the detail on the straps and trim. But isnt the bride the only one allowed to wear white.

It sounds great.
 

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Posted by DawnBev08 (Member # 14964) on :
 
I sing in the key of 'OFF' - you do not want me there - seriously, its so bad!!


 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha you havent heard me screaching to I will survive. Believe me onlt the deaf enjoy my singing
 

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Posted by DawnBev08 (Member # 14964) on :
 
beautiful dress!
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
I love it too
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
It is beautiful and fits so well... I am so happy with it. I actually look like a girl!

The bride wants me to wear white with her, I would have worn a binliner if she has asked as it is her day. She is such a nice girl

None of my family rightly care for tradition or trend, we have opted for comfy and chilled...

I sing like a strangled cat
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Ahhh it great that you get on with her.

My sister put me in a white suit for her wedding with something big and dodgy in my hair
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Im not into suits at all, i prefer the dress you will wear for sure, i bet it would be great as well in lilac.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
As it in Brighton in August we figured it could be hot (even if raining) and as I have to do a best man speech I didn't want to be like a big red ribena berry sweating like a hog

I do get on well with her, we have the smallest family you could imagine and I am really close with all my brothers and their ladies.

I just had a guitar lesson... I am hyper again!!!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha your always giddy.

You can carry on the lessons in Cairo cos i will get Mr T to teach you.

yu will look lovely. Have you finished the speech. if yes bring it next week and let us have a read. I love best man speeches.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I need you to help me write it... I only have one line!

WOW.. I would be so happy to have Mr T teach me I promise i will be a good student.

I am always giddy I admit it.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Haha

Opening line............. Its been a beautiful wedding pure and simple, the bride is pure and my brother simple.......

I will get him told. He will be more than happy to do it. I am beginning to think its attached to him anyway as he never puts it down haha
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I LOVE IT

MMMWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Woke up so happy and hyper

I am back to being all excited and I am getting all giddy at the thought of sitting in the sun.

Eye candy is back and on he is on full flirt...
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Sounds like a good day so far then. I wont taint our happy board with bad stuff so i will switch to the miffmiss thread to tell you how my day is going so far hun.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Thank you for not ruining the ethos

I am on me way to see what is up with you >>>>>>
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
OK i can talk on here again today cos i am happy again.

So then cheeky where are you? Dont leave me with the tellytubby troll again. I might talk to it out of bordem
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Cheeky, cheeky, where for out tho my cheeky.

I am sooo bored
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Hellooo happy people.
Ok, I'm not happy, I just want to stay in bed, curled up in a ball. To all people dating long distance, how do you handle it!!
Back to work today, so back to reality. Bah, I hate reality.
Hope everything is good with all you. Great dress Cheeky, real pretty.
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Who is the telly tubby troll?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
AAARRGGGHHH Whine over

Hey WK, you will be fine, absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that jazz...

I wanna curl up and sleep but I gotta travel through the wilderness and find MM somehow on the most unplanned journey EVER.

I am still very happy though Eye candy makes me smile
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha we will find you lots of eye candy tomorrow night in town.

Telly tubby troll is the la la one who attacks anything it meets.

WK i know exactly how you feel it is horrid. Big virtual hug coming your way.
When you next come to Cairo both me and Cheeky will be there to meet you, if we can drag you away from you man. ha ha. I would tell you it gets easier but for me it doesnt get easier until i can count theday till i go back on 1 hand.

xxxxxxxxxxx
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Telly tubby troll is funny now I get the joke lol... DUH

There was a fair bit of eye candy out playing wasn't there!!! I will see my EC tomorrow but I don't think he ill talk to me after you forced me to text him at 3am. Bully!

WK, i would send you a virtual hug but I think even that is out of my mfort zone, can I give you a virtual pat on the back instead
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
LOL you suffer from a hug disorder. I am gonna get sophie to hug you everyday till your cured.

Ha ha i didnt force you i tried to rugby tackle your phone off you but after 3 bottles of wine you downed in one, you were stronger than me. lol
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
lol If you had have tried to have rugby tackle me after all the malibu and profiteroles you would have been sick in my ear!

Hugging is horrible Sincere ones are passable but fake crappy ones are just EEEWWW

Oh, and I chose to ignore EC all day he tried to start a convo and I told him I was busy lol.
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Real ones are lush, cant beat a good strong one.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha dont forget all the crisps the feeder made me eat. lol but you cracked under the peer pessure and ate some too.

I am so bored tonight. Mr T father has decided to fall asleep in the computer room so he cant talk to me, face book wont let me in saying my password is wrong and ebay is full of watchers and not bidders. I have so much engery tonight i wanna go for a run or something.
I think its cos i know i have so much to do and cant do any of it till other stuff is done 1st but i cant do that yet, god my life feels like an arubic cube.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Ah, she frankly scared me into submission...

I am watching the Dave channel eating millies cookies... diet still looking good

Hugs are vile and over-rated!

Like an Arabic cube lol...

I will log on yehah in a while
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha i will be asleep at my computer soon. I am far to impaitient to wait around for his father to wake up. Some of us are still on ebglish time and have to get up for work tomorrow mr.

Ha ha yes my life is now and Arabic cube, yep sounds about right

I love Dave channel. They took all the old ABC stuff and i used to love that channel
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I have Buzzcocks on now, I just watched Mock the Week as well.. genius comedy.

Ebglish... crikey PBN you are really suffering! Go to bed and make the most of that bed while you still have it!
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
With you on the hug issue Cheeky- Hugs with bf's are fine, but I'm not one to greet a friend with a hug. Frankly, they usually just make me feel uncomfortable.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I only like to be hugged if I instigate it and there are numerous factors I consider lol.. I am not a touchy feely person and I don't like it when people get in my space!

My bigest bug bear is someone lunging at my neck to straighten my necklace... AHHH step away from the screaming freak!

Don't even start me on tickling!

I am quite a bah humbug really aren't I...
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
you both have hug issues. haha
I used to but my friend Nikki cured me by not giving me a choice.

I was so tired last night that by the time he can on i couldnt type at all Then he wanted to talk all night. OMG roll on the 2nd so i can start sleeping again.

Cheeky my necklace is always wonky, See howw long it takes for it to annoy you. haha

Nah i have met you now so you cant play the bahumbug card on me. You is a crazy girl haha
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I don't care where I sleep just don't touch me

I work with a touchy feely girl, the typr to nudge you every 3 seconds and knock the tea out your hands, she makes me go pale!

I fell asleep early too... I must be getting old!

Labels annoy me as well. I have OCD to tuck strangers labels in

Roll onthe 9th so I can sleep in and let mummy make the breakfast

Wait till Christmas when my Grinch side makes an appearance!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
But tucking in labels is touching.

OMG i love christmas. I am celebrating it no matter what.

I didnt go to sleep early i tried logging off at 1am but just as i was logging off he came back on and wanted to talk till 3am before i said enough was enough. I get up at 6 so sleeping in the bosses car sounds like the plan of the day. haha

My boss is touchy feely but for some reason i dont do hugs with her. I cant do it, it just feels so wrong.
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Wohooo, birthday tomorrow. So long 21 Hellooo 22.

Ahem, anyway. Yeah, I don't hug any of my friends, however with a BF I'm all snugly. Nothing makes me more uncomfortable than when someone wants to kiss you on the cheek in welcoming (arghg, esp if its a double cheek kiss).
 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 

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Originally posted by weirdkitty:
Wohooo, birthday tomorrow. So long 21 Hellooo 22.

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Happy Birthday, weirdkitty, all the best!!

Gosh you are so young, enjoy it!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha my sister is like that. When you try to kiss her she says "i wont kiss you cos i am full of cold and dont want to pass it on" haha

I spotted your BDay was coming up. Also you sent a text haha dont worry i wont forget haha
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Tucking labels in is touching but I am the one touching and not being touched my rules! I permit people to touch me lol... I can touch who I please... learn the rules pls.

If a man hugs me I a) wonder what he wants, b) wonder what he has done and c) check my back pocket incase he has half inched my cash

What is the prize for texting you?
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Well you both lost, so you'll never know the prize, MWAHAHAHA. That text competition thing has been going on for about 6 years now... gods I'm sad, lol.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha i was awake to and fully intended to send you a message and then i forgot. Sorry hun. Happy birthday
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
erm!! I DID text you at 1am ish! lol... I am sadder for texting!

Happy Birthday anyway old girl. xx
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
hello there cheeky. Where have you been all day. I have been skiving again today. Got loads done though. Sold quite abit of the stuff on ebay. Only had to relist 3 things and i had put to high prices on them anyway. Now just freaking out cos they all wanna come for the tomorrow night, so now i have to break everything down. Damn sophie bed is a nightmare to take to pieces.
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 
me likes hugs!!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha me to manx. These to are just crazy
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Ah get away with ya!

I will leave you guys to frolick lol.. I will have no part in your shennanigans!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I AM SO HAPPY
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
YAY! Erm... why!?
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
TELL ME TELL ME. I have been starved of gossip all day.
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
We are waiting.
 

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Posted by MICKY A (Member # 11209) on :
 

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me likes hugs!!

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((((hugs)))) manx cause she loves them and i am too so happy today , my son is finally coming home after 5 months and my husband is with me
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Im happy cause my hubby loves me and loves big hugs too and i can hug all day no probs.
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Nine pages with no arguments or negativity. Surely an ES record lol.
I would say I'm happy, but it's the weekend, which is my working time, and it is going to be soooo busy.
Can't wait to finish my degree and actually get a proper job, with absolutely no customers!
 

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Posted by MICKY A (Member # 11209) on :
 
best of luck to you weirdkitty
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
HUGS FOR ALL. cos i know how much cheeky likes em.

yey!! 9 pages and no arguing. I love it.

Micky i am so happy for you. Wow 5 months, where has he been. How's it going in paradise with the hubby. I bet he was worth all the waiting.

I am happy today cos only 3 weeks to go till i move to Egypt and fall into the arms of Mr T. yey!!


Oh and also seeing all you lot more and getting into mischief with cheeky hehehe
 

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Posted by MICKY A (Member # 11209) on :
 
it is paradise still (((((((((hugs to you too))))))). have a great sunday
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
4 weeks till I move

Well... my brother turned 40 yesterday and we went aqua zorbing and then we went ghost hunting last night and I got pretty scared for a sceptic I gotta admit.

I am happy though because I am moving to Egypt, I have the greatest friends, my job is coming to an end and generally I am just happy.

I sang my song and played guitar in assembley and the kids were just so cute afterwards I nearly (only nearly) cried

Don't send me hugs, I hate them thanks though ya'll.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
and now I am tipsy
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Well I have only one working shift until I'm off to the festival, so I'm happy for that. Ok, it's not quite the same as moving to egypt, but hey, let me have my moment lol.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I am jealous of you WK... I won't miss much about blighty but I will so miss my gigs I hope you have a fabulous time. xx
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
hey ho happy people. How y'all doing (since when did the brits say y'all)

I'm in a happy mood today. Well i am now. I spent all day at work begging my boss to just fire me cos i havent got the heart to just walk out and leave her but i have so much to do that if i am realistic, i cant work right up to the day i leave. But if i walk out she is running the office alone. So i came up with the solution that she fires me. So every time she said my name i would say, i know i am fired. Damn!! didnt work.
So another day in the office tomorrow with no internet to keep me going.

WK. Have a great time
Cheeky 19 days whooo hooo
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Call in sick... jobs a good un.

I will be in the air 4 weeks today...

Ya'll.. I am bi-lingual! What of it?

No internet, that explains the silence!

My head is mangled, I have so much to do and so little time!

MM, ever get the feeling you have forgotten something?
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha erm....... it has become a permanant feeling in the pit of my tummy.

Yep no internet at work is killing me but now big brother is watching our every move.

yey 4 weeks today for cheeky...... i am soooooo giddy today

I know what you mean on the so much to do so little time. I keep havng little panic attacks when i think about it. haha

Cant call in sick, she would know.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I don't finish until the 1st August and I just wish it was over with TBH, I hate my job right now and people are trying to work me to death to make sure they get their monies worth before I go!

I have the interet but it is nigh on impossible to get on it! Feckers!

I am so in need of warmth MM, I am knocked off my legs this week!.... I cannot wait to not have to work

Can you not compromise and you take a couple of days off at the end? If not call in sick at the end!

I am just positive I have forgot something! It is bugging me.

I am giddy too but I always am
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
have you got the boob tube, mini skirt, thigh high boots, whip and condoms. If you have them thats all that matters LOL

Ahh i feel for you cos thats how i feel. You go careful MRS cos if you do your back in you cant flatten those airplane seats and its a long flight.

I finish on the 31st July. I have managed to get 1 day to pack up and say good byes before i go but that is it. I might do a 'cant get child care for sophie day" but again she will know and turn up at my house to drag me in by my hair. haha She is harsh.

MMMMM warmth, but then when i get there i am gonna want cool air and cold baths haha. Cant win.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I have my leather studded knickers and barb wired bras all packed and ready to go. I have a box called english slut attire...

I have diazepam for the plane and I have discovered it mixes well with red wine so I will sleep standing if I have to. You and I will be a right ole pair in Cairo lmao..

Just think, in three weeks we will both be ladies of leisure.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
ok that just sent the giddiness over the edge and now i have a nose bleed. haha

OH god. So glad i aint picking you up at the airport. I would have to carry you through customs. haha

With my unexperienced body to hard stuff, your drugs would knock me out for a month. haha no matter how bad my back gets i aint allowed more than the over the counter stuff and deep heat. I had morphine once and i was high as a kite for days seeing the pink elephants from Dumbo.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Aw, go on.. come and hold up a board saying "ENGLISH DRUNK" ... saying that you may need to get a minibus as I am never the only one making the most of free wine

I do zonk out sometimes, it is a great feeling until I go detox lol.. then I go all rabied!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha do you foam from the mouth and everything. LOL

My mother got slaughtered on the champaigne last time and i had to carry her, sophie 4 cases and deal with the nerves of seeing Mr T.

OMG never again. I have told her if she drinks this time i will leave her on the plane to do a round trip
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I will end up at the vets is I keep posting like this!

I wanna fly with your mum if she gets champagne! We can hold each other up and leave you lot to it!!!

Last year I was in the Exec lounge and made the most of the free bacardi and then just before boarding I double my dose of valium and settled in for my sleep as soon as I sat in my seat... after about an hour a woke up with a little dribble and a snore and I turned to the guy next to me and said I must have had a good take off as i didn't wake!!! We hadn't even took off! I had sobered up and slept the valium off and had to endure bloody take off with all my marbles in tact.
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
I wish I could calm by having a few drinks beforehand. But when I flew out in June, I was sooo nervous, I couldn't put anything to me lips. Travelling alone, meeting Sam, the flight... argh, I was actually making myself feel ill. However, on the way home, the fear of flying I had developed had gone, and I was back to normal (although I'm sure if we had hit turbulence I would have been a mess again).

I loaded up an mp4 with loads of silly comedies, and just focused on that, it kept my sanity.

Does a drink make the time go faster??
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 
it sure do WK
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
It does for me as I sleep and if I have to be awake it makes the boring people next to me more interesting

I always fly alone, I hate flying with other people cos I really do make arse out of myself
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Well the plane I was on last time it was impossible to sleep (even if the nerves didn't keep me up). You couldn't put the seat back at all, it was so uncomfortable. And it takes about an hour longer to get to Luxor, another benefit that I'm going to Cairo next lol.

I might try the alcohol thing, although I'd feel sorry for Sam picking me up from the airport, and having a drunk, sleepy girl full into his arms lol.

Argh, Cheeky, I hate flying alone, time goes slower. However near the end of my flight I did start chatting to the old couple sitting next to me, they thought I lived in Egypt so was asking about it. I didn't bother correcting them, I managed to bluff it, lol.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I will tell you my cute guy on a plane story one day
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
you damn well better!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
lol... it is a funny story.

And I will have to tell you my arrested story
!

And my boarding the wrong plane story

And my philips screwdriver anf the plane story

Honestly, no trip of mine is ever uneventful!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
MM.... MM.... CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Did you get my email?

anyhoo... *sighs* EC was sooooooooooo good today. I only hope I have a Misr hotty to lust over from a distance in my new job! and he has offered to do me a character reference! One way of knowing what he thinks lol.

this time next month I will be sitting on the balcony with a bacardi and coke in my new life without a care in the world... do I need to describe my level of happiness???
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
OMG i didnt get yours or Miss Sharms. I hate my computer and internet and email and job OMG i so want to be in egypt now

Well i found a way to get out of work tomorrow. I poisioned myself with some chicken at dinner time and have spent the whole day hugging the toilet and screaming for hughy. So now i have a day off tomorrow to die all day in bed. Yey!! if only i didnt feel so bad.

Ha ha good plan on the character reference. haha. I wish i could have gotten a few of my love interests to fill one of then out. Could have saved so much time.

This time next month i will be sweating in 40 degree heat wearing more clothes than i wear in winter. Either way i am still happy
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I have tomorrow off Unions are on strike... tsk, parasites. Anyhoo, day off

EC looooked good today mate, proper hotty. Wow... I am stopping my pursuit, i am too busy

This time next month I will still be on the balcony but drunk singing Hotel California!

Ah hughy, say hi to my old friend, I am sure I will see him soon!
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 

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Originally posted by miffmiss:
This time next month i will be sweating in 40 degree heat wearing more clothes than i wear in winter. Either way i am still happy

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I will be joining you in the wearing of more clothes than I do in winter I have got loads of tunic/kaftan tops....ebay has been a god send! It might be useful if I can find some trousers to go with them! ha ha!

I was asked to wear respectable clothing but to be atractive at the same time! Is that really possible! I say miffmiss if the men can wear short sleeves why can't we
(and before anyone comments on what I have just said...I am aware why I need to be respectable and cover...it is just a joke me and miffmiss have with each other)
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
my point exactly. When he told me an outfit i had on one night showed up to my elbow i said we the whole world can see your arms. I want you to cover them. So i made him put a long sleeved top on and all night he kept pushing his sleeves up. Funny enough he didnt complain the next time i tried to wear the elbow flashing top. haha.

I figured out how to look like jordon in my covering clothes and i almost managed sexy one night by accessorising. haha

We can help each other out on that on Missy S. I will have loads of tops to lend you when you come out cos i keep buying them. haha.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Miss Sharm... i know people who cover who aren't respectable lmao...

I only cover my shoulders I have never had an issue with anyone so why change

I went out in leggings on NY Eve... hey my legs were covered

I rarely sweat - I must be ill!!
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 
I can't stop buying the tops...there are some really beautiful ones out there and can't wait for the sales before I come Just not too sure what type of trousers to buy....could wear jeans but I will melt.o be I have some linen trousers but will look like I need to be taken to the nearest laundry shop to be ironed

I have been told I am ok to wear tops to my elbow and 3/4 trousers....just no short sleeves, shorts, skirts to the knee or no bikini.....but can wear whatever I want in the apartment!

I will be adding loads of accessories to...belts to oversized shirts etc

At least these kaftan/tunic tops don't weigh much so there will be loads of left over weight in my luggage allowance to bring all those jars of marmite for you and Sophie
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I never show my knees and I wear a lot of linen and 3/4 length trousers...

what size shoe are you Miss Sharm? i can only borrow a few of MM shoes lol...

Can we swap clothes and accessories???

Yu can borrow me lippy
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Miss Sharm... i know people who cover who aren't respectable lmao...

I only cover my shoulders I have never had an issue with anyone so why change

I went out in leggings on NY Eve... hey my legs were covered

I rarely sweat - I must be ill!!

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Oh yes cheekyferret....I have had this debate with the person in question that just because you cover doesn't mean you are a respectable person....apparently it is about protecting and for my safety!

I asked if skirts to the knee and knee length boots are ok....apparently they are because my legs will be covered! (not that I am planning to wear those in the August heat).
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
I never show my knees and I wear a lot of linen and 3/4 length trousers...

what size shoe are you Miss Sharm? i can only borrow a few of MM shoes lol...

Can we swap clothes and accessories???

Yu can borrow me lippy

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I am a shoe size 5/6.

I am sure we can swap clothes and accessories....I say we have a really girlie night the 3 of us getting ready to go out together...sharing making, miffmiss can do our hair and there will be clothes all over the apartment because we can't decide what to wear

Are you both up for it?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I am taking my knee boots but mine aren't sexy, I look like a pirate!
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 

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I say we have a really girlie night the 3 of us getting ready to go out together

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*gasp* So I'm out of the loop already! So much for C4

As for covering, I just need to cover my chest and shoulders (unless in a disco or hotel). I do this by wearing netted ponchos, which are actually quite see-through, so I don't feel all "smothered" nor does it make me hot. Win win, lol.
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 

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I say we have a really girlie night the 3 of us getting ready to go out together

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*gasp* So I'm out of the loop already! So much for C4

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weirdkitty - of course you are not out of the loop hole already......if you are there we will have a girlie night with the 4 of us getting ready.....power to C4

Hope you can make it in August, it would be so much fun
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
hey all sorry i wasnt playing last night i was shouting for hughy again. I said hello to him for you cheeky. H`e said down some bacardis, he's missed you.

Yey!! i am 5-6 so i can swap shoes with you Missy S sorry cheeky haha.

I wore linen tousers a lot. M&S have some rally nice tailored one (wouldnt normally shop there but i dont normally cover every inch of flesh) They were really cool and could look smart as well. Gonna get a few more pairs this time too.

My fav tops were the see through ones. I wore these on a night.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=atqc9i&s=4
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I can wear the size 6's so don't get too smart lady

I like M&S trousers, I got loads from there... to b fair it is no fashion competition in Egypt and I will miss shopping with me mates Can we arrange girlie shopping trips????

Are any of you honest enough to tell me when clothes look $hite...???
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Yes i am very good at saying when something looks bad cos i expect the same back.

We will defo be having shopping trips. I thought that one went without saying, same as lunches and dvd nights round mine. Not forgetting of course our day trips out and entertaining sophie on our days off. With a child on board we can act like kids without anyone thinking we as crazy
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Don't forget the theatre.. I have Les Mis to watch tonight

Sophie is so going on the dogems at the zoo with me an my friend Sebastian...

Me childish... no way never!!!
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
I didn't wear trousers at all, far to hot in Luxor for that. I kept to the summer dresses, or maxi skirts.

By the way, I'm a size 6

Miss, I forgot you go out there after me, so we'll miss each other. So I'll let you off the hook this time lol.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Is nobody a size bloody 7! I can squeeze in 6's though if I have to
 

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Posted by Korvin's (Member # 14099) on :
 
I am not in the mood to contribute to a funny thread ...
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 

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Is nobody a size bloody 7! I can squeeze in 6's though if I have to

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I'm a size 6/7 my shoes are half and half (as nowhere does bloody 6.5) Strappy shoes I'm a 7, flats like trainers I'm a 6. So I can steal all your heels lol
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Yay... it loos as though between s we can all swap shoes.

As for trainers you really wouldn't wanna borrow mine, they are a disgrace and are falling apart but I love them. I wore them when I went to see MM I have had them years and they look shocking
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 
I have been shopping again in my lunch hour....got some more tops and when I got home Mr Postman had delivered more tops from ebay.
Will be going shopping again at the weekend and hopefully will get some trousers

You look great in the pic miffmiss....I have lots of see through tops for evening time

Looks like we are matched up with the swapping of shoes A shopping trip would be so cool....what's the stuff like there?

I am beginning to get excited about coming...can't imagine how you 2 (miffmiss & cheekyferret) must be feeling....I would be either crawling the walls or swinging from the ceiling

Hope to catch up with you both when I am there...I am not leaving you out weirdkitty but I know that I will be arriving as you are leaving if you manage to get a flight for August

Have a good night C4

Amanda x
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Shopping is ok, it's not fabulous, I personally only go to Next and Monsoon for my sturdy stuff.. ooo and Replay but they are dear on Egyptian salary

I will have to face the act that I may have to go to H&M... the snob in me is crying while I type.

I just said goodbye to one of my best friends, she is off to Hungary tomorrow for three weeks and I will have left the Midlands by the time she returns.... really upset me but we are planning a get together in May.

Although I will really miss my friends I know that I am doing the right thing. This is my dream and I guess I gotta chase it

MM, I couldn't get the pic, I will try later. But I am sure it is a top worth borrowing.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
nah its nothing special. i was just showing the evening wear as best as i could.

We went to the big shopping mall and it was just like medowhall or trafford centre. Nothing special but felt like home.

Missy i am crawling the walls. Its maddness i cant wait to go. I am on a count down and i think the whole of England is counting down to the day they get rid of me. haha 17 days to go.

By the sounds of it i might be borrowing all your tops Miss. Also which airline are you flying with. i have a few bits that i want to take but have no room left but that pile is growing by the day haha. How much room did you say you had in your case
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
$hitty Stars is ok but you really could be in England. I only like it because I know I can get what I want in there. Will be nice to be girls what do lunch

26 days to go. Flipping eck that has flown around!

MM, it came up that time, that top is really nice and very flattering on you. I shall be borrowing that
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 
You can borrow as many tops as you want.

I am planning to fly with KLM....ticket still isn't booked, waiting to be paid on Friday and also trying to shop around a bit to see if I can get cheaper then £430...I don't hold out much hope though and I am too much of a chicken to leave it until the last minute.

I told you I will bring whatever I can fit in my suitcase(s) for you....just give them to me when I see you in 2 weeks however, a jar or 2 of marmite might have to be forsaken!
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 
If you want girls I can leave all my tops with you in Egypt when I leave....can't see that I will be wearing tunics in the UK....there is 1 condition though....I get to borrow them when I return to Egypt again
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
That sounds a good idea, that is what I did... I have a wardrobe of clothes waiting for me when I get there...

Apparently I have 11 pairs of shoes there as well!!!

Good luck booking your flight. x
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Miss Sharm you are now my bestest best friend haha. By all means if you want to leave them i will keep them safe for you. I promise not to pinch them all. Hang on a minute i have seen your pic's and you are way thinner than me. Damn!! i need to start that diet quickly.

If you are flying KLM you are allowed 2x 25k cases (thats why we are flying with them) so for us it was worth the £460 tickets *coking as i say it*

Cheeky feel free to raid my wardrobes on a daily basis as you know i will be coming to you for my hide outs, baby sitting and sausage sandwiches (beef sausages of course)
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
MM, are you struggling to get things out still? If you are post me the stuff you need to go and I will try to get it out with me as I have 2 people flyig Egypt Air and two on BA the same day I fly who are helping me to carry my stuff.

I am glad I met you guys... it makes the move so much easier for me just knowing I won't be alone
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
I know exactly what you mean. I have no worries about living there now cos i know i aint alone.

Yes really struggling. I have so much stuff i cant bring myself to part with. And i am trying to keep sophies bedroom as close to home as i can with princesses and pink so i am bringing her bedding. curtains, rugs teddies etc She has been so good about me selling all her toys that the few things she has asked to keep i cant say no. Only problem is they all take up too much space. haha typical
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Sell Sophie.. prob solved lol (you know i'm joking right?)

I understand you taking her things, it is a big change for her. If I can help just holler.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
OK mental note dont let niki babysit she will sell sophie for the nearest camel

haha so that will be a removal van on its way to yours then pal.

Crawling to bed now. The bathroom floor seems to be my current bed but i think i might try the real thing today. Night girls x
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
night hun... I hope you are better soon. I am off work tomorrow as well if you wanna catch up.

Sophie is worth at least a camel, a lollipop and a bag of sugar!

xx
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 
I'm off to bed too,night jim bob
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Ha, guess there is one good thing about being bigger, I get to keep all my clothes to myself
Also, I don't have to cover up for evening wear (well, not for discos anyway), so that makes me feel a lil smug hehe.
Someone give me some energy, I've soo much to do before tomorrow. I hope you all miss me while I'm away, even though it's only til monday.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
WK, i will steal your clothes! Get over it

I don't cover upi for discos either, why should I when Egyptian girls don't!!!

If I had energy to spare I would send you some but all mine is consumed with trying to stay awake!!! I have turned into such a lazy cow.

mosh for me. x
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Morning all. How's you girls today.

WK i will steal your clothes too. Along with any sexy boots you might have in a size 6.

I now have to cover up. I dont get a choice. Cover up or no Mr T that is my choice and i guess i choose Mr T.

Sorry WK i didnt have any energy to give you last night either. I was like the walking dead.

Yes off work again and the boss threw a hissy fi this morning over it. haha. What can i do? I didnt ask to be sick. Feeling a lot better today. I think i might try to eat something. I managed a cup of tea this morning and it was blis. I had to go a whole 37 hours nd 27 minutes without tea not that i was counting but i think it was 12 seconds as well.

xx
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I must be coming out in sympathy as I have a migraine! And I have a legitimate day off

Think of the weight loss MM... I wish I was ill!!!

Seriously, send me a virus, I am way too lazy to diet! I am having a bacon and egg sarnie in a bit. mmmmmmm

MM, when you come to mine to borrow my internet please don't strip to the buff, my father would have a heart attack lol....

My mum steals my clothes so you can go through her wardrobe as well if you like.

Why is it raining and windy??? Has nobody informed the weathermaker it is mid-july!!! So fed up you guys of this weather!
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
Think of the weight loss MM... I wish I was ill!!!

Seriously, send me a virus, I am way too lazy to diet! I am having a bacon and egg sarnie in a bit. mmmmmmm

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I need some stress in my life so that I can loose some weight before my trip.....or maybe what's the point because I will look like I am pregnant anyway wearing those loose tunics and kaftans

Hope everyone is having a good day
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I never had stress.. is it conatagious, can I get it from a shop? GIVE ME STRESS.

I love floucey tops though, they are cooling and can be so welcoming when guys are trying to introduce themselves to your chest without realising you atually have a face!

I wear flouncey in the UK as well as they hid a multitude of sins

I am fine, I have a migraine but I am pretty happy as usual...

How you feeling?
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 

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I now have to cover up. I dont get a choice. Cover up or no Mr T that is my choice and i guess i choose Mr T.

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I don't get much of a choice either....it really isn't worth fighting over...but I still do think one rule for them and one for us!

At least miffmiss we will be in the same boat as each other
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Aw, do you all wanna come to mine so you can strip off? any boys wanna join in.. 3LE entrance fee... oops, got carried away there
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Ha ha i'm coming to yours to strip off but i dont want your dad to have a heart attack haha. Might make him sick though.

Yes pregnancy tops. You have seen the holiday pics. I think i range between 5 months and 9 months on most pic's
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I love my pregnancy tops.. they are just so floaty light

I have such colourful clothes in Egypt too, my wardrobe is dead bright, in th UK it is black or brown! I love how I can wear anything there and no-one says a thing

Aw, my Father would run out the room in shame bless him, he is such a nice guy.

Shall I ask him to throw us a suave dinner party one night?
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
I never had stress.. is it conatagious, can I get it from a shop? GIVE ME STRESS.

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Seems like I might loose some of that weight now through stress.....have just had some good news concerning my trip to Egypt but it has made me really nervous!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
oh aye... pm me and share your news
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
tell me tell me tell me.
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 
Well as it seems to be only the 3 of us talking on this thread I think my news will be quite safe..... wake up Amanda remember this is ES....people on here know things about your life that you didn't even know

Cheeky, I have just pm'd miffmiss the news....she has my permission to divulge all to you
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Oh aye, I made a flippant comment this morning on one thread and it was used against me seconds later by someone I never spoke with before!!! DON'T forget some people will do owt to pis$ you off

*waves at the watchers*
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Good morning happy people. Due to the fact that i am leaving i dont care if they tell me off for using the internet. I need it to break up my day.

So whats eveyone up to today.
 

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Posted by advocate (Member # 13367) on :
 
I am skiving on the internet as usual, bored out of my skull here as usual!

But on a good note I am taking the afternoon off as flexi time and going to cook a roast dinner (and laundry and cleaning!)
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
So jealous. I have been off for to days but i spent most of it with my head down the toilet.

So how are you?
 

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Posted by advocate (Member # 13367) on :
 
I am fine thanks, so glad it is the weekend.

Have you had a sickness bug? I think that's the trouble with working in offices, the small spaces breed germs..yuk!

It's pretty quite on ES today isn't it? Must be a bit early for the cauldrons to start bubbling

Well I am leaving this hell hole now, chat to you when I get home, oh the joys of the roadworks on the M4!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Ha ha gotta love those friday motorways.

Nah i poisioned myself with dodgy chicken. Not a good idea but i had 2 full days in bed so that made a nice change haha.

Yep i am glad its the weekend to (even though i have had a short week) but i am moving all my stuff out of the house this weekend so i can scrub it from top to bottom in hope of getting my deposit back. Its nearly £800 so its worth the effort.

ES is always quiet on a friday daytime. I dont know if its cos its Egypts weekend or just cos everyone knows it my most bored day waiting for the weekend bookings to come in haha
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Good luck on getting your deposit back, and have happy cleaning.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
I hate cleaning. I only like cleaning something if it is really bad because i love the wow factor after but this is boring cleaning in a reasonably clean apartment. Its all touch up on walls cleaning impossible to clean windows (how do i clean the outside when i am on the second floor and its the neighbours garden below) scrubbing carpet marks etc so basically white gloves and magnifying glass needed
 

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Posted by advocate (Member # 13367) on :
 
Couldn't you get a cheap cleaner to do it for you? My mother has started to be my "fairy" and my kids are afraid not to listen to her but tend to keep out of her way in case she asks them to do anything!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha i was great at that as a kid. When i saw my granny roll up her sleaves it was suddenly time i should be elsewhere

Yes i could but every penny counts and i think i am gonna struggle to get my money back anyway cos sophie spilt curry on the carpet and i used vanish to clean it and it took the colour out. Then she drew on the walls and its builders paint so when i wiped it off the paint came too. Also my old dog chewed the blinds one day so between those things i think i will be lucky to get anything back haha
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 
So you are a model tenant then miffmiss?

I would hate to rent from a private landlord, they want to keep your deposit for such trivial things. I am in social housing and within reason we can do what we want and how we want

Have a happy weekend cleaning
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
I cleaned and cleaned as well today, im just finishing the bedroom now, pulled out loads of junk and sand from under the bed.
I cant decide whts better mud or sand, The sand here gets everywhere.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
i wish.

Yep we are great tennets. haha We had done really well (apart from the dog and the blinds) until 3 weeks ago when i handed in the notice and it all went wrong from there
 

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Posted by advocate (Member # 13367) on :
 
When do you finish work for good in the UK?
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
31/07 and i leave on the 2/08.

and on the 1st i have to make the liverpool trip to get a 1 day super expensive passport cos if we stay over there i want a full long term passport for her and hers runs out next year. I tried to do it months ago but her dad messed me about with the passport numbers thinking he could ruin my move out there
I told his mum and dropped in that i have no problem going out there as i have more than 6 clear months on the passport but i might struggle to bring her home. haha she had the numbers for me 24 hours later.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Good morning happy people. Well the weekend is here and all i have to enjoy is clearing out my old flat and finally packing up my computer. (so i might be here a little less cos i have to fight with my step dad to get on theres) I thought i had gotten clever on the window washing by going and buying one of those JML magnet window washers so you clean the inside and the magnet attached bit cleans the outside. Well i have dropped it four times now and they dont work. Now i have streaky windows haha. Cost me £40 as well. Might take em back.

Also thought i was being clever buying sophie a portable DVD from a car boot sale cos it was only £25 and i thought that would amuse her whilst we got sorted. Got it home and it doesnt work haha. great. So i dare not buy anything else cos they say these things come in 3's.

Well i guess i should get off ES and actually do something instead of making excuses as to why i cant haha.
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 
Good morning to everyone

Seems like you are having fun miffmiss with your cleaning and trying to keep sophie entertained at the same time!

I am off to the sales today my nice employer paid my wages yesterday so off to hand it all over to next

I have woken though today with a headache from hell, went out last night with a girlfriend. I wouldn't mind but I wasn't even drinking but have a headache as though I am hungover


Hope everyone here as a good weekend

Miffmiss, I can come and help you if you want...I will bring my marigolds and mop bucket
 

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Posted by sherribaby (Member # 15378) on :
 
Miffmiss so envious of you. G
I'v been working my ass off doing 2 jobs to save some money.
Today I am happy, just finsihed my second job - no more nights, yipeee.
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 
Sherribaby - well done girl, it isn't easy trying to do 2 jobs, this is something I am considering doing....like you I want to save some money and with how things are at the moment in the UK this isn't something that can be done on a normal monthly salary.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Everyone get your marigolds on (mine are the pink ones withe the jewels on and fluff round the cuffs) i have achieved naff all today haha. I did a bit this morning but it all went down hill when mr t buzzed me, then we were hungry so we did lunch, now all the boxes i packed up this morning sophie has unpacked so i have them to do again haha.

I did the 2 job thing when sophies dad 1st left and it killed me. I would work 8-6 in an office monday - friday then 9-4am in a club wednesday - Sunday. i never slept and i never saw sophie. But i had to to make ends meet. Then i ditched the 4 bedroom house for an apartment and got some of my life back. When i whine that i am tired now i think back to then and think nah! not that tired yet haha
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I have done nothing much today, I ache and I am stroppy so I have wrote a letter of complaint to Abbey National to get my stroppyness out my system.

I will be going to live with my mum so I will never have to clean again, well until I get my own place! Then I will pay her to clean my place lol...

MM, wanna buy my cooker? it broke last week you can have it for 1p and then your jinx is over.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha yep its a deal.

Too late. i wanted to take cookery books but they are too heavy so i went and bought that new DS game that tells you step by step vocial cooking instructions. I figued a 1 inch game was cheaper than taking the books and paying baggage excess. I am charging the DS now so i can test it and take it back if it dont work
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I am a nightmare for throwing receipts away... I usually end up having to keep the damn things!

Dinner at yours one night then.. i will skip the chicken though if you don't mind... I haven't called hughey in a while and don't want to.
 

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Posted by Mirasol (Member # 15569) on :
 
hey girls, guess who is in the hiz-ouse?


 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 

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Originally posted by miffmiss:
i wanted to take cookery books but they are too heavy so i went and bought that new DS game that tells you step by step vocial cooking instructions. I figued a 1 inch game was cheaper than taking the books and paying baggage excess. I am charging the DS now so i can test it and take it back if it dont work

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What type of cookery books did you want to take?
You could always scan your favourite recipes and then email them to yourself and don't forget the cookery section on ES
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 

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Originally posted by Mirasol:
hey girls, guess who is in the hiz-ouse?

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Hey you... wb.

Oh god... I so hate cooking will you guys please pity me and make me food for the freezer lol. I am just a terrible cook!

Don't start me on sewing, I would rather buy a new coat than have to sew a button back on!

No wonder I am single can't cook or sew, refuse to wash or iron others clothes, I hog the remote and I snore.. I am so going to be Mrs Haversham!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha cute cheeky. You will have to get a house husband or a rich man who has servants for you, hey peace had a spare rich man kicking about, ask her if you can borrow him.

Hey there Mirasol welcome b to the mad house.

Missy it was my take away cooking, 5 minute wonders, cooking for dummies haha only joking. I had a right collection of cook books, with everything from BBQ books, to veggies, with kiddie cook books etc. I have managed to pass them on to my sister who will scan and email to me if i need something i havent got. I am taking only sophies fav cook book and my "past down the generations, grannys home cooking/baking" bero book. It has the best chocolate cake in the world in it.

I checked out the DS cook book last night and it is great. It hass loads of sections in it with foods from round the world and it talks you through step by step. When your all gunked up you dont even have to touch it, you just shout continue or repeat and it does it for you. haha i love it.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Oh MM, ain't technology grande. If only it could make cookies for you!

Mirasol sounds like a miracle cure cream Can I have some?

Hm, a rich husband and servants. Can't I have a husband who is a servand so I can have more disposable income?
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
I RETURN!!
Hello people. Festival was great. Mainly stayed in the comedian’s tent, laughed like crazy for hours. Weather was typical English, rain one second, sun the next. Bloody cold at night though.

Anyway- sorry to jump back to old convo- Me and Sam came to a compromise about covering. I just point blank refused to be covered in discos, but fine with covering in streets. As Cheeky said, Egyptian woman don't always cover in them, so why would I?

Hmm, I was looking at that DS cooking thing. I can't cook anything, very typical student, if it doesn't involve a microwave it is too hard. I knew one day I was going to have to learn, but decided as I lived at home, it can always wait. But I guess it is time I looked into it more. Do you think the DS one would be good as an absolute dummies guide (seriously, I am not exaggerating my ignorance)?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I live on mash so you can practice cooking for me

I have never had to know how to cook so I am of the opinion why should I learn lol...

Good ole Sam, I am glad you will get to show ya elbows at some point.

I could have leant you my -15tog sleeping bag! That would have kept you warm A comedians tent... wow that would be my heaven.

Good to have you back.
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 

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Good ole Sam, I am glad you will get to show ya elbows at some point.

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lol well lets just say getting to the compromise was like (and still is) a game of tug of war. But I'm stubborn, and so is he lol, so there is a lot of tug of war going on.

The comedians tent was great! Bill Bailey, Phil Jupitus, Ross Noble, etc. Dave Gorman was in the literacy tent- ok he isn't quite Danny Wallace, but I love him anyway. So yeah, I pretty much laughed for three days.

Mash?! Wow, you are well advanced from me lol.

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If I were any more jealous I would implode! Bill Bailey is a genius! I also love Dave Gorman! Feck...

If you let him win the rows so early on he will think he can win em all.. stand you ground

WK, I will take you to chantillys to buy cake and skip the making and washing up part, sorry MM

Bloody baking, sheesh, are we flying back in time when we board flight to Cairo lol...
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Yeah, I've always wondered why people just didn't buy the cakes, so much easier, and probably cheaper when you think of all the ingredients you have to buy to make something from scratch. Please say Egypt has aunt bessies lol.

Bill Bailey was great, I missed him when I saw Buzzcocks because it was noel fielding instead, so yay. Dave Gorman wouldn't show his tattoo (if you know googlewack, you'll know what I mean lol). I'm not usually the biggest Ross Noble fan, but he was crazy, he got everyone doing a conga around the whole of the festival lol. Omid Djalili was also surprisingly good. Ohhh and Frankie Boyle from Mock of the week was so great!

I love my clothes way too much not to stand my ground lol.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha didt you know that we wil be in a time warp in Egypt where women stay home and look after the children and husband after he has had a busy day at work, "can i massage your tired feet baby" haha nah i just like baking. My granny taught me as a kid. Dont get much chance now a days.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Do you darn as well?

Noel Fielding is great as well, I love him singing the Soup Song on the Buzzcocks... croutons croutons lol. TF for youtube as I will miss certain tv shows! Thankfully I can get family guy on showtime

I love shopping and in all honesty if certain clothes can NEVER be worn then City Stars would technical never sell any cloths to people living in Egypt! It is all in the math really!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha no but i will learn if you want me to repair your sock for you. Personally i thnk they are cheaper in primark haha

I spotted a really nice furniture shop in city stars that i am dying to try out when i get there.

After all the packing i have done i dont think i need to buy clothes for a while haha. Maybe once i lose some weight i will buy some more then.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Was it Kian? I love their stuff... especially the lights. If anybody wants to buy me a welcome present

I blanked EC

I need to diet! Why does everybody want to get me drunk?
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha you know what my feeder friends are like, they dont wanna get me drunk they just want to feed me. haha The main feeder has been here today and she came with her 3 kids who untidied as quick as i could tidy. haha she was asking about you and is planning a week over in November to visit. yey!!

I thought you werent gonna do that. Did he try.

I dont know what it was called but it was vry modern and had a great black and white sofa in the window with a funky living room set up
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
yay.. I love your fab feeder friend... It would be great if she could be there.

He didn't try. I will tell you about it when I am free!!! idiot.

We can go take a peek whenever you are free...
 

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Posted by goingthere (Member # 14911) on :
 
So Cheeky
Tuesday has arrived.... Any word at all from you know who?
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
yep. I plan to shop there whilst mum is over cos she is a compulsive spender so i can hope she will spend on me hahaha

I nearly cried when she said she would come over withno hubby or kids. I was so touched. She is great.
 

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Posted by MICKY A (Member # 11209) on :
 
i am happy today i started my new job
 

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Posted by 'Shahrazat' (Member # 12769) on :
 
That is a very good news Micky, congrats.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
How was it Micky? I hope you like it

My brother said he will come over christmas, now you have to come out with us then as he and I are little party ferrets when we are togther.

You really find out who you friends are don't you at times like this. x
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
I hope your job is going well,
Are you coming later in the year?
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 

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Originally posted by MICKY A:
i am happy today i started my new job

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mabrouk micky
 

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Posted by MICKY A (Member # 11209) on :
 

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Originally posted by yorkshire rose:
I hope your job is going well,
Are you coming later in the year?

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thanks all. it was great today , sabri and i are planning to come in jan , (crossing my fingers)
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
congratulations micky

cheeky i agree. I have had friends come out of the wood work i had forgotten about and i have lost someone i classed as one of my best friends, she is sophies god mother as well.

I think i am heading home for xmas cos my sister said if i dont she will come to egypt and drag me home by my hair. haha i think shes gonna miss me.

Well just got back from mamma mia with my other sister and it was great. I actually wanted to clap at the end of the film it was that good. More so cos it was a real feel good film.
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Mamma mia is a demon! Bloody selling out all over the place, and having people moan at me as if it is my fault there are no tickets left. Soon as batman is over and done with, I will be back to peace, ahhhh. And when I'm back at university, I can cut my hours again, no more popcorn nightmares lol.
Well anyway, not feeling too happy, so I shall remove myself from the thread... Or am I on the miffmiss one? It's the same people, and I'm not bothered to scroll to the top of the page to find out haha. I shall get food and see if it cheers me up lol.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I will prob fly back next May if funds permit to the IOW for the estival as that is our livlihood.

WK... unhappy people are banished unless they have a counteractive tail i.e. I am soooo sad to say goodbye to people I have today BUT I am one day closer to my new life
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Hmmm, counteractive counteractive counteractive... nope, things genuinely suck right now. So I will leave, but I'm taking the wine with me!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
MM... well I think I lost somebody I considered a friend as well.

I have decided not to worry about the people in my past, there is a reason they did not make it into my present
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
yes that is my thoughts too. I have another leaving night out planned if you can make it. Firday 1st. My last night in England. There is a large crowd of us girls going round Bingley as a final good bye. Dont wanna ruin your liver even more or anything. haha
 

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Posted by advocate (Member # 13367) on :
 
What dates are you going to be in Egypt miffmiss and cheeky? Will you be in Cairo at any time?
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Hhehehehe i really wish i can go out in bingley with you all.
I never went out there before, only keighley and bradford and leeds, and of course the small villages, howorth had a few good times there.
Have fun and dont be too sad on your goodbyes, dont drink to much, heheheheh have a drink for me.
 

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Posted by advocate (Member # 13367) on :
 
miffmiss I see you are working as hard as me!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha advocate head to miffmiss thread and you will see why i am working so hard today haha.

I arrive on the 3rd August and cheeky arrives the 12th. We are both in Cairo full time. Are you planning a holiday. Come see us, come see us.

Yorkie bingley is great, I went to Bingley grammar school and to gofor a night out there is like a school reunion haha. I did Keighley a few time but it is really rough now, bradford is just as bad. Leeds is good but i feel so lost there. Its too big.

I think it is starting to hit home that i am going soon. I have done so many good byes and it has gone from, "yeah i cant wait to go, not gonna miss anything" to silent tears and big hugs. I even sobbed through mamma mia last night and its not even a sad film
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
really, keighley always was rough, i was always nervous going out there, you always got to look over your shoulder, and dare not to have eye contact or you get a fist in your nose.
Its years i was there, i personally loved wetherby where i partied my ass off, Oh id love to go back, lived there a few years.
I agree leeds is huge.
London, did a few years there to, worked for a club owner in oxford street, so got to go in for free, but i rather wetherby and harrogate.
It will hit home, and like me you might question wht you are doing, but look on the bright side, you know you are going to a better life, and you can always go home iff it didnt work out, but for sure it will.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I question what I am doing all the time but I always arrive at the sane conclusion I am chasing my dreams.

I was AMAZED that Bingley was a real place lol.. I expected everyone to wear bowler hats! (Bradford and Bingley!)

MM, I have sent my penultimate text to EC asking for a meeting. No reply hence being penultimate as I am flooging a dead horse I think!
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Keighley with the 3 f's. haha. I used to think i was so good cos i went out with one of the big boys in town. I had to stop going out there when i broke up with him and accidently broke his heart. I was so sacred he would do something to me. Instead he just cried everytime i saw him which eventually just annoyed me. I like men to be men.

Haha i told you it was real but you didnt beleive me till i showed you. Well you will be miles away soon so forget him. one more pressure you dont need right now.

Yep the emotions are running high now. I have done all i can on the flat and closed the doors. I am knackered. At one point i was trying to get the sofa out the door and just couldnt do it alone i got it wedged in the door and blocked myself out, so i sat on the floor and cried in frustration and cos i was sooooo tired. hahaha. I am cracking up now. But i have done all i can and i will be glad to give the keys back tonight.
Next job is the dentist. So hate the dentist but i have a 1 hour appointment to get everything done.
Then tomorrow it is Debbies birthday so i am calling into work to give her pressents and have a goodbye lunch. She is happy now cos she has decided to quit work and is buying a tepe and going to live on a commune. She said i inspired her to just do it.
Friday night i am babysitting for the niece and nephew from hell. OMG they have soooooo much energy.
Then the foster family leaving do on saturday, out with a friend saturday night, and my party on sunday. What i weekend. cant wait!!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I am just so looking forward to not having to run around like a blue arsed fly and finally get to Cairo to relax! I will sleep for a week!
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Wow i cant belive the days are coming for you.
Wow wht a busy weekend you have ahead.
I guess you have given your flat up now.
Good luck and fill us in.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Yes the flat is done and dusted. She asked me if i never cooked cos the cooker was gleaming and looked brand new haha.

I have done my back in again so i am suffering today. I think it was trying to carry a 3 seater sofa out of the house on my own that could have been the cause.

Went to give debbie her pressent today and she cried like a baby cos i am leaving.

Cheeky i need a month of relaxation when i get there to recover form this past month, how about sneaking to the beach to work on a tan
 

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Posted by LunaticFringe (Member # 15597) on :
 
What is everyone so happy about?
 

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Posted by MissFit (Member # 15579) on :
 

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Originally posted by LunaticFringe:
What is everyone so happy about?

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I think the idea is that it's just better to be positive than negative. Negativism is so blase.
 

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Posted by Event Horizon (Member # 6244) on :
 
I haven't read any of this thread really, but I like the title.

Today is a farm tour in the County and my husband and I are taking the boy to go see petting zoos and pick blueberries, maybe take a hay ride. It's a bright, sunny day, not too humid.

We are happy today. Thank God.
 

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Posted by MissFit (Member # 15579) on :
 

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Originally posted by Event Horizon:
I haven't read any of this thread really, but I like the title.

Today is a farm tour in the County and my husband and I are taking the boy to go see petting zoos and pick blueberries, maybe take a hay ride. It's a bright, sunny day, not too humid.

We are happy today. Thank God.

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VERY happy indeed, have a nice time!
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Im very happy today.
Had some good news, just hope it will work out this time.
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 

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Originally posted by yorkshire rose:
Im very happy today.
Had some good news, just hope it will work out this time.

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Glad that you are happy Yorkie hope that your happiness lasts.

Good luck
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
I'm drinking boxed wine from a plastic pint glass... I couldn't BE more happy!
God bless bbqs and the rare English summer. One hour until the party kicks off, woo.
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Thanks Miss sharm
Enjoy your BBQ, i love them, i wish i was at one now.
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
Oh very happy indeed.

My sister sent me three new CDs by IM last night...I havent bothered to by any new music in months...

Ahhhh....


Although the box wine, bbq, hay ride, and all else above sounds lovely too. Cloudy day here, for a change.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Hello to all the new happy people.

I have been sat out at leaving party 1 and it has been great. Beautiful weather (for a change) BBQ and good company. Couldnt ask for more. Tomorrow i have leaving party 2 and everyone keeps giving me gifts. Its great.

Also it is now a week today till i come to Egypt. Life dont geet much better than this
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
What? No happy people today?
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
Oops. Duplicate.
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Well enjoy yourself so much today, have fun.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Yes i am very very happy. I have had my leaving party and now i have my closest friends still here drinking into the night. I feel very loved and very happy right now but yet i cant wait to get to Egypt
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
And I am that happy I am buzzing. I had a great time at the stag party, I will up load the carnage ater I have started to pack my clothes

MM, I feel pretty loved too, I spent the afternoon with a friend shopping and although I am sad to leave I am very happy at what is round the corner.

I will definately miss the English countryside, I left Brighton at 5am to get to work this morning and the sunrise and the peace was gorgeous.

Weirdkitty, you sound about as classy as me... a nice pint in a plastic cup and you are happy.

Spread the love man... why is there no hippy emoticon?
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Im so happy you had a great time, cheeky.
Yes i ofcourse miss the british countryside.
Sometimes i dream, im still surrounded by it, its quite a peaceful thought.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
This morning was lush as the sun came up as the sky was red and the mist was coming from the fields. I really appreciated it.

I will really miss seeing the rape seed and the poppy fields, they are my favourites.

It is peaceful YR, little things like birdsong etc... I really am in a hippy mood lol...

I had a fab time, if I do have to come back to the UK for whatever reason, I will move to Brighton I think, I am so happy there and it is such a nice pleasant place.

I asked ages ago what people miss about home and I guess I am compiling a list before i go lol... my list of things to look forward to is bigger though so stroll on
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Oh i simply adore the rape seed fields with the most amazing colour of yellow, and ofcourse the poppy.
The birds song is my most missed.
Nothing like the sad evening song of the blackbird.
Its not here at all, only the sparrow and the swallow.
Oh i miss europe for these things so much.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I have birdsong CD's packed for my folks if you wanna get a copy... not sure they want them but tough lol.

The yellow is blinding but the smell is heaven, I will also miss honeysuckle... oh and daffodils and tulips. Basically nature and English pastures. (not cow crap, that stinks) Oh, and wood fires

I will miss woodland noises and to be fair, I will miss peace and quiet in general. I have yet to find my egyptian haven. Kitchener Island is nice a nd quaint but it is a hub as people flock there. I am sure I will find it.

I have a haven in Brighton and it is 'my bench' I sit there for hours watching the waves and listening to the sound of silence...

wow... gonna get a joss stick and put the windchimes back up lol. I am so happy and relaxed I could sleep standing up !!
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 

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Weirdkitty, you sound about as classy as me... a nice pint in a plastic cup and you are happy.

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Just to add to my class- My favourite boxed wine is the cheapest you can buy in tesco's. Only costs about £3. Gods, it's like being back in my white lightening days. Drunk on a budget, bliss lol.

There is only about 30% chance of me getting to Egypt for the 7th now, it seems I'll have to wait until sept, Ramadan- which I really did not want to do. Oh well, bloody credit crunch has to make life difficult.
If I can't get there, I expect you to all raise a glass at think of the empty seat besides you, where I should be sitting, drinking the cheapest thing on the menu, haha.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I'll drink to your absence if you cannot make it.

Drunk on a budget, wow you really are me 10 years ago lol. £3

The best thing about box wine is if you take te bagout you can get put it up your top and they never detect it...

I like how you gave us statistics on your chances of making it... lmao. How thorough you are.
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
OMG i would love a copy of the cd, i was thinking of going online and checking out birdsongs, i think i lost it really, but to be honest to listen to car horns all day , does make me miss these things.
Yes all the flowers, Autumn, crunchy leaves, im homesick, aaagggggg.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I will copy them all if you like, I have a box set of various natural sounds.

Aw, crunchy leaves and the sound of fresh snow being walked over.
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 

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Originally posted by yorkshire rose:
OMG i would love a copy of the cd, i was thinking of going online and checking out birdsongs, i think i lost it really, but to be honest to listen to car horns all day , does make me miss these things.
Yes all the flowers, Autumn, crunchy leaves, im homesick, aaagggggg.

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Just for you Yorkie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV0401jOkWg&feature=related

Hope to see you in August

Take care

Amanda x
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Wow yippeee
I will listen now for sure.
See you in
August
xxx

nighty night, hes on his way back.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Anyone else having a raging thunderstorm?

It is blasting it down here in the mids. So pretty and loud
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 
Not having a raging thunderstorm yet but think that it is on it's way to Cheshire....it is getting wet and windy out there
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Lots of flashes and bangs... great fun. Still pretty muggy but I like that as I can turn the heating off at last.

Smells great
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
`I wanna thunderstorm. I have a dodgy tina turner look today with the humidity and you cant beat a powercut and a thunderstorm. Even without powercut i want to turn all the electricity off and light candles and play board games.

I will miss that about england.

One thing i wont miss is living with my mother.
 

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Posted by Kokanee (Member # 15510) on :
 
We are expecting rain tomorrow...not sure if it will thunder or not, but we do need the rain. I'm getting really excited. Just a few more days of work, then off to Cairo on the 6th. Am looking forward to being there. I'm still packing up my apartment. It's amazing what you accumulate over a 5 month period!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
All three of us are packing... I will be in the air 2 weeks today having palpitations and red wine

We can play scrabble by candle light if you really want to MM... I can't do anything for your hair though.

I have to move in with my mother! I will be coming over to you guys for respite
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
You realise that unless I can book that ticket, I will hate you all a little

Lots of rain at the moment, yet to hear thunder.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Don't hate me just becasue you want to be me lmao...

your time will come WK... everybody has their own barriers they have to clamber over to get to their dream you unfortunately have a couple more than some If it is meant to be then hell girl, it will be!

Marvellous blue skies and sunshine this morning, schizophrenic weather patterns!

Woke up to a sheep attack MM... BAA... I think the telly tubbies got a new cast member.
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
oh i love the storms, got to wait till october for one to begin here.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
YR, it flooded in through patio and all over my new floors! I had to get my lodger to get a
HUGE slug out

I love them but I wish I had remembered to shut the door lol...

Storms are great though so refreshing.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha oh no another tellytubby call this one dipsy.

Yes candle light scabble sounds good but you will kick my ass cos if you havent noticed already i cant spell to save my life haha

Well we never got the storm, just a bit of rain so i still have the tina turner hair do and looking hot (in every sense of the word)

Dont worry we are getting a 3 bedroomed house so you can have the spare room when every you want. I know what its like living with parents, the novalty wears off pretty quick
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
OK i had to write here as well cos i am sooooooooooo happy

ONLY 3 MORE DAYS TO GO!!!!!!!

Egypt here we come
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
MM ... OMG

I cant belive that it is only 3 more days. You must be absolutely beside yourself.

And CF you can beat me at scrabble too, I havent played in forever! I can always make plenty of words but lack competitiveness so you can always have the triple word score

Ahhh...WK...I am just sure you will find your way back to Egypt.
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
oh my god, it will fly by, youll be so busy, how much stuff are you bringing?
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
The blackbird song is so lovely.
Dont have it here at all.
aww i could listen all day.
Thankyou
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
YEY i am even more happy now. My dad gave me some unexpected money so i just went and bought myself a laptop (WHICH I AM USING NOW) haha

I am crazy busy and i havent stopped for a breath in days. I have packed my 4 cases and i havent fit in even a 1/4 of what i want to take so i am giving in and chucking half of my clothes. So gutted. But hey ho

"i am moving to egypt in 3 days yey yey yey!!!!!"
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 

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Originally posted by miffmiss:
I am crazy busy and i havent stopped for a breath in days. I have packed my 4 cases and i havent fit in even a 1/4 of what i want to take so i am giving in and chucking half of my clothes. So gutted. But hey ho

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Told you hun that if there is a way that you or family can get the clothes or anything to me I will bring them out with me in 18 days....omg 18 days and I will be back in Egypt

I am both happy and sad
Sad because I had planned a great day tomorrow but I have been called into work at the last minute.
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
happy happy happy....

I have new glasses (and perscription sunglasses, a first ever!) and I can see!

not so happy because I hate the way I look in glasses.

Oh all you lucky girls all going so soon. Happy for you all
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Get your flight booked and meet me out there the MS. OK we cant call you MS cos that could be Miss Sharm also. I told you to go for camel toe haha.

Miss Sharm dont worry about it. I might have 1 of my birthday presents sent to you cos my ex has bought me a book and it doest come out till after i have left. He was gonna send it direct to egypt but i dont think it will ever arrive to me. haha

Yey its all so good right now. 2 days till i get to Egypt, 11th is my birthday and i am meeting up with loads of you guys when i get there. Life is so good right now
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Im sad feel unwell today. I wish i can say life is good right now.
Hubbys bd is the 12th.
 

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Posted by Vader (Member # 14189) on :
 
Whoa, this thread is still going.

Where did cheeky go ?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Hey Vader.I am here:)

OMG, MM - where the hell did all the time go???

I leave work tomorrow, my home on thursday and I leave blighty in 11 days. I really should start to focus...

Birthday on the 11th... I will drink to that

Life is great for me right now, I passed my audit I have also had a little windfall and I am loving the continual partying lol. I know how Amy Winehouse feels now!

Hey MS... now you can see properly what will be your excuse for all the fab typos I get;)

What you doing for your hubby YR?
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
No plans as yet cheeky, havent thought of it yet, he says he working anyhow.
Whtever i do , it wont be extravagant as last year.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
What did you do last year?
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
WE had a great day, we went to the Egyptian museum, and went to eat in hardys, his choice.
then we met Mystic heart and momen and ate cake with them, and went home and well i cant remeber the rest hehehehehe, but it was a lovely day, and i really enjoy the mummies.
this year, i dont know, im just hoping well make the meeting on the 22nd.
I just hope he will be free, maybe well go fishing or something like that, as its his fav hobby and we didnt go for 2 months.
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
Hi Ladies, and Vader.

CF-The typos are because I am one darn lazy typist! No corrective lenses will fix that character flaw.

MM-you go girl keep pushing you will be in the air in no time. don't let that SS get to you.

YR- I loved the mummy rooms as well...the price was a bit steep but the A/C was very welcome
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
hehehehheh yes for sure, i went 2 times and i certainly would go again, 3 times all in all to museum.
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 

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Originally posted by Vader:
Whoa, this thread is still going.

Where did cheeky go ?

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oooee vaders back! how's your hand hun?
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
SS is sending me round the bend now but hey hoo not long till i am free.

So i dont pop in for a few days and our thread hit the old news section. I am disapointed in you all. haha

x
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
I was just here yesterday!
Old news indeed, geez you are demanding!

Ok...well good luck to you again. When you walk out that door you will feel a million times better, and will be over the moon by the time your feet hit the ground in Cairo
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
La-di-da...

No news..just dont want to be in trouble with MM for letting the thread fall into "old news"...

Certainly there are some happy people out there?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I'm happy.

I have finally finished work and I have 5 days until I leave my home and start my journey into a new life I have been saying goodbye to people all week and I can't wait to be best man next week.

This thread will never be old news as in a sea of miserable gits there are a still a few happy people kicking about
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
HAPPY HAPPY SO DAMN HAPPY! - the kind of happiness that makes you want to shout it to the world, but do not dare in case it is mere dream.
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
Ok, WK. Spill it!

Is it what I think? Something arrived and someone will depart???

And where the heck is MM anyway.
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 

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Is it what I think? Something arrived and someone will depart???

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I'm not saying anything here (certain eyes might see who do not yet know, hehe, I'll wait until it is set in stone)

MM said she'll be online soon. Give her a day or two, and i'm sure she'll pop by.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO WK. I will also reply by txt lol.. I forgot!

Anybody who wants me to bring anything to Cairo for them facebook me as I leave tomorrow

MM has her thermals on Apparently it is cold in Cairo lmao.

SMILE
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
She still didnt send me a text back, i think she dont love me no more!!!!!!!!!
I hope they are all ok.
I think she must have left the bedroom now, hehehehehehehh
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Ok- so YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA- my ticket is booked, I go to Cairo on Friday, for a week. Sadly that means a few of you I will miss, and I wont be there for the meet, but still: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA.
It is so last minute, nothings packed, in fact suitcase still in attic. But I'm bouncing of the walls happy lol.
Who has flown BMI? The first time I flew Egypt air, and loved it, second I was First choice, and hated it. Oh well, at least Cairo is a shorter trip than Luxor, so even if it is hell, I don't have to put up with it for too long.
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Have a great trip
WK. nothing like a last minute.
 

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Posted by Tiye (Member # 14655) on :
 
Very hit and miss weirdkitty I fly regular with them and there always delayed, one good thing though compared to other low cost airlines the never cancel the flight they always try and get you there even if its 9 hours later. So jealous have fun and take care xx
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 

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Very hit and miss weirdkitty I fly regular with them and there always delayed, one good thing though compared to other low cost airlines the never cancel the flight they always try and get you there even if its 9 hours later. So jealous have fun and take care xx

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Argh, I hate delays, had no problems the last two times, but like I said, they were different airlines.
It was between BA or BMI. I picked BMI because BA had rubbish flight times. I wouldn't get there until midnight, and had to leave first thing in the morning. Whereas BMI, I arrive at 4pm, so have plenty of the day left, and I don't leave until 5pm. So even if there are delays, I'll probably still get more time in Egypt then I would it I went with the other.
 

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Posted by hmozachsown (Member # 14872) on :
 
I am so so giddy and yet very nervous at the same time it is such a wierd mix. It is completely wierd for me to think that this time tomorrow I will be on my way leaving the states *for good* and on my way to egy! So many emotions omG. Over the moon happy being the strongest of which so I figured I should probably share here!

Tomoorow in Egy! Cheers all!!!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Oh wow, it is all go in here isn't it... well done WK... You had bettr make time to meet me else I will be miffed (miss!).

hmozachsown.. I so understand how you feel, I leave my home tomorrow and I leave for good on Monday, giddy and nervous but overall happy as larry will you be coming to the August meet?

If not, stay in touch and perhaps meet another time

Oh my, can you feel the love in the room lol...
 

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Posted by hmozachsown (Member # 14872) on :
 
cheeky I really wish I COULD go to the august meet, but I dont really feel comfy going to mixed gender things and i know the august meet and all such are "all come free" so I will have to pass sadly. BUT as soon as I get settled (and can pry myself from my fiances hip which may be quite a while I HAVE MISSED HIM SOOOOOO) I fully intend to organize a girls day! Would you come? Anyone else up for it?

Congrats to you cheeky! So many people are leaving to go at the same time. Is that ususal? I finally managed to get everything except what I am wearing packed. The best news of the whole thing? Delta and Egy air signed an agreement to check bags all the way through so I dont have to drag them all over JFK for 8 hours this time HURRAH!
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 

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Oh wow, it is all go in here isn't it... well done WK... You had bettr make time to meet me else I will be miffed (miss!).

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Of course! Sam knows I'll be meeting "the girls" lol. Anyone else in Cairo between 7-15th? It is such a shame I wont be there for the meet though, but there will be others.
We'll have to decide when and where to meet- I've text MM, and she's up for it (oh god, I can picture Sam’s expression when he sees Vicci in long sleeves, haha, so you better not be, otherwise my whole point that everyone doesn't cover would be wasted, hehe).
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Word of advice- if you have a slight fear of flying, never ever wiki the type of plane you are going on, and then read the "Accidents and incidents" section of the page!
I'm now a worried mess. However, the good news (if you can look at it like that) is that the type of plane I'll be on had a crash in May 2008, and going on the history, it has never crashed twice in the same year... So, erm, I guess that's something, lol.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
WK... go to the doctors and get valium! Marvellous, I have 4 ready and waiting in my purse. I don't read anything like that as ignorance is bliss:D

I would definatley be up for a meet with you both, and as for the mixed gender thing then we can officially declare an all girls meet one day.

I promise I will be in a t'shirt and cut offs as I have been since year dot when I first arrived there No worries.

I imagine many people are uping and going at this time of year as it is the school holidays and it is convenient. I chose this week as I start work in Sept and I wanted a break in the sun before I started

I am SO excited now I may need tena lady.
 

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Posted by hmozachsown (Member # 14872) on :
 
LOL! I am opting for the unisom tabs I am all about sleeeeeeppppiiinnngggggg on the flight. (I learned this in January when I went that if i dont take a sleeping pill i will not sleep as i will inevitably get stuck between the one who is convinced my shoulder is a pillow and her elbow BELONGS in my ribs, and the one who doesnt speak any engligh but is convinced i must understand her arabic... and talks whoe trip and I hae NO CLUE what she is saying... LOL... it was fun though.

WK think of it this way... if youre gonna go youre gonna go, if it wasnt the plane then it would be a bus or some random freak subway accident or whatever. so why worry?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
lmao.. I alwys get stuck by the weird and the wonderful (one was particularly wonderful but that is another story) and I have to sleep else I will talk them to death... I AM that annoying person next to you lol. Valium and vino, before you know it you are there

WK, if you gotta go it is best to go with pink elephants in your eyes
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
If I could sleep on a plane, that would solve everything, but I just can't (that goes with all public transport). I might drug myself up, but I bet that will just exhaust me, without actually making me sleep.

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I promise I will be in a t'shirt and cut offs as I have been since year dot when I first arrived there No worries.

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Good good, I'll be able to give Sam a smug look then, hehe
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Cool. Free the elbows man.

If I have to tell you one more time that valium and vino are the two main ingridients of sleep juice I may actually meet you on Friday and beat you to sleep
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
OK OK i have left the bedroom at last

WK cant wait to see you soon
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Oh aye, you left the bedroom and wanna see WK next. what kind of establishment is this;)

Crikey... get me outta here.

Just on my way to the coach station ladies, my journey has just started:D
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 
Cheekyferret, so happy for you that your journey has just started, it so so exciting Hope your new life is what you want it to be and much more....will let you go now to go and start following your dream catch a few stars for me along the way
 

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Posted by advocate (Member # 13367) on :
 
I travelled with BMI when they first started flying to Cairo as their prices were the cheapest at the time, however there were no televisions/films available. The plane was about half full which was good and I had good company on the way which helped.

They are very fussy with your luggage wait so take care!

BMI would not be my choice of airline again unless I was desperate unfortunately, it was a bit of a tin can plane. My return trip was using Egyptair which was great.

BA I find are good but this time I am trying connecting flights with KLM, am impressed with Miss Sharm's news that the luggage allowance is 2 23kgs though!
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Already had my first problem with BMI. They phoned today saying there was a problem with the payment. I freaked, rushed to the bank, to find that there is enough money there. Phoned BMI, spent ages on the phone trying to sort it (in the end the problem was indeed on their side). So gave them my details once again. I then said: "so the money has definitely gone through now"... and they replied it takes 24 hours to collect the money from my type of card.
Through gritted teeth, I reminded them that my plane was in less than 24 damn hours. So now, they want me to phone at the end of the day to confirm it. And what if once again they have a problem?! If they mess up again, and make it so I have to phone Sam and tell him I'm not going... well I wont say what I'll do, as the FBI will probably charge into my house and do me for planning terrorist attacks on airlines!
But anyway, it should be fine now, they said they have corrected the problem.
My suitcase is still in the attic, should really do something about that haha

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OK OK i have left the bedroom at last

WK cant wait to see you soon

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I don't want Mr T's sloppy seconds! Ok ok, that’s a lie, I do
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 

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If I have to tell you one more time that valium and vino are the two main ingridients of sleep juice I may actually meet you on Friday and beat you to sleep

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Stop trying to drug me up woman! Valium and vino will not help me look striking when I touch down. I would look like a tired mess, which would really ruin the romantic airport scene I have in my head
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Helllooooo.. I am in sunny Brighto in a hotel, just off for a beer with my brother then I am off ro meet my parents, they ar flying in for the wedding

It is fabulous down here, if it all goes cobs up in Egypt I am coming to live in Brighton...

Thanks you guys for the texties and keeping me sane on the National Express.. damn air conditioning

I have spare valium WK if you want it...

Oh no, i'm a pusher!!!
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Our wow Brighton you lucky girl, i know its as cool as hell there, only the pebbles are a bit hard on the beach, when you are up to no good, heheheheheheheh.
well have fun in the wedding and see you in a week or 2 all being well.
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Ok, problem sorted, money gone through. Phew. Now I just have to finish packing, pop to tesco, and hopefully, if I have any money left, colour my hair.
Man, I don't recommend last minute lol
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
WK... I wouldn't recommend 12 months of planning either, you just have longer to worry.

YR, after the wedding party on Saturday night we are all vacating to the beach... I will be a good gal I promise

It is really nice here today and already strongbow and I have made acquaintance... lush lush lush
 

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Posted by young at heart (Member # 10365) on :
 
Have a good weekend cheeky. I'm sure you will!!!!!! and enjoy your holiday wk. Seems everyone is going away .
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Wah... best nights slepp in ages. I think my body just relaxed and I slipped into a mini coma

MORNING ALL... I have woke up hper and really wanna go play pennies on the pier.

YAH, I will stay in touch with you when I am gone, don't be sad and some day soon we can all meet up chin up. xx
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Oh cheeky you keep swearing the strongbow word to me aaaggggggg, i love the stuff.
wish i was going playing pennies with you.
Listen you dont have to go to the beach at night, heheheheheh hows about midafternoon, where there are crowds around, yes really me, sweet inocent me, heheheheheheheheheh, how could i have been so bad.
I will let you be a naughty girl iff you want on your last weekend home.
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 
Can we change this thread to the "I am stressed thread"

It suddenly dawned on me yesterday that I only have 9 days until I am back "home" in Egypt yet still have so much to do before I go. So took a day off work today, I am so glad that I did....got loads done and got some great advice off a friend (you know who you are)

Started to get the shopping list of all the goodies for you Brit ES girls, can't have you missing your home comforts......marmite, tea bags, chocolate, kp nuts...and the list goes on

I have started to get my stuff together for coming....am I sure I am only going there for 12 days and not planning on staying as usual I have far too much stuff but thanks to KLM I can pack much more than I usually do and not worry about being charged excess luggage.

So today even though I am stressed I am also very happy Is that possible?
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
I went to the beach for the first time, wore a spagetti top and half lenghs, i could have worn bikini, as it was a private beach, but didnt like my fatty tummy, went in the sea, wow it was excellent, did get burnt though, im so tired but it was a nice day for a change.
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :
 
I am so pleased for you Yorkie you have made me happy now reading your post about your day
 

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Posted by hmozachsown (Member # 14872) on :
 
hi hi alll!!!
just wanted to share the joy at the moment. I have been home again for hmm almost 9 hours (after 3 hours delay at JFK and an additional 2+ hours waiting for my baggage which HAD to be the last off the plane) I am HOMEEEEEE!!!!!
Fiance and I both came to this realization that though we had both known we missed eachother painfully, neither of us really realized the DEPTH of it, until we were back in eachothers eyes. WOW it feels like all the stress and anxiety and true deep frusteration I had been carrying around have finally disappeared. AlhamdoLillah.
It has been such a long 7 months getting back and yet it seems like not a single minute has passed.
Off to spend more time with the family, but just wanted to share the joy.
Heres to hoping everyone else the same!
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Im so happy for your happiness, may it be with you a lifetime, the first meetings are so amazing.
 

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Posted by hmozachsown (Member # 14872) on :
 
ty YR. Just giving the good thread a bump to the top as what is there right now is downright SCARY!!!

Anyone else got anything wonderful going on?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Hey happy people, such happy news going on

hmozachsown... I can feel the joy radiating through my laptop you are that happy. I am so pleased for you guys.

i am happy I am here, I am finally home

I also had a fabulous wedding and I made a great best man!!! Probably one of the happiest days of my life.
 

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Posted by hmozachsown (Member # 14872) on :
 
congrats cheeky!!!
Any pics forthcomming?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
As soon as I have some I will share them, just the sight of me in a dress is hilarious lmao...
 

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Posted by hmozachsown (Member # 14872) on :
 
I have been surprised to see how MANY weddings are going on here! (not here on ES, here where I am living) It is between 3-5 EVERY night!!! Is that usual??? I think they dont all live here, it seems in the bottom of this building there maybe a place like a reception hall to congregate? It is really very interesting to watch. (that is the sociologist in me )
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
My brother moved the wedding forward so I could be there I do like to see a nice wedding.

I see a few weddings where I am as I tend to like going to the hotels for a drink... I love all the drums and the noise... and the women do look wonderful.

The wedding we had in the UK was the most chilled wedding i have ever been too and we all what we liked my new sis in law is such a lovely lady.

I am just unpacking, I brought SO MUCH stuff with me!!!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Where the flippin eck are all the happy people?

Welcome back to t'Egypt MS and Advocate
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Bah, I wont be happy again until Oct is upon me. It feels like a million years away.
Just to make things worse, I'm having issues with my best mate about my egyptian relationship, which sucks because I need her now more than ever. But hey, nothing I can do there.
MS and Advocate, have a great time!
 

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Posted by linsey (Member # 15631) on :
 
i'm actually quite happy today! baby didnt move at all yesterday and i was getting tad worried cause it usually feels like i've got mike tyson in my belly but today its at it like a gooden!! the alien is back woooo!!

plus i have chocolate waiting for me somewhere in cairo!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Yay, the alien has returned... and back to kicking the crap out of ya belly button. EWWWW.

I am bit sad today my close friends Dad died this morning. Strange feeling not being there in person for somebody you know needs you But, I just received pictures of another close friends new neice who was born on sunday and she is adorable so I do still have some of my happy people feeling going on.

WK, your friend is prob sad at the prospect of losing you to far off land in the future, or jealous you are giddy with happiness... or has the wrong impression of Misr Men.. or.. i dunno! lol... just trying to help You know I rarely do lol.

I have a bottle of Bacardi in Cairo as well somewhere... YAY I out trump your chocolate

I hope MS and Advocate are having a fabulous fabulous fabulous trip.

Linz... my stars today say meet new people and make them something.. how spooky!
 

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Posted by linsey (Member # 15631) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:


I am bit sad today my close friends Dad died this morning. Strange feeling not being there in person for somebody you know needs you


I have a bottle of Bacardi in Cairo as well somewhere... YAY I out trump your chocolate

Linz... my stars today say meet new people and make them something.. how spooky!

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I'm really sorry to hear about your friends dad, I was really hoping he'd hang in there.

no way does alcohol trump chocolate! chocolate out trumps everything!

maybe you should make a huge chocolate cake and bring it on friday!!!

I am starting to think i have huge chocolate issues...
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Are you girls coming to the meeting, im so happy cause i can finnally go, hope i wont feel to sick for it, cause im so happy to go to cairo on thursday.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Bacardi out trumps most things except mashed spuds and JD! mmm mashed spuds and JD

Your chocolate issues are a concern, the baby will be born with a bar code on and a tear off strip!!!

I'll be there YR I am looking forward to meeting you
 

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Posted by yorkshire rose (Member # 12072) on :
 
Me tooo huni for sure, cant wait.
 

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Posted by linsey (Member # 15631) on :
 
i'm feeling supa dopa happy today! not sure why.. just am!

I'm coming to meet, bit nervous but be brill to meet everyone x:D
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I'm happy today that I don't have a hangover

I am also happy that a nutter called me nuts pmsl... kinda made my day that has.

It will be great to finally meet you guys, I hope it doesn't rain
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Yey i am happy now. I have my plans to spend a girly night at cheekys and Mr T jut got a call to say the music company want to produce his new song to be released in Ramadam so yey!! (maybe my friends were right and i will be the heather mills of egypt) haha

Cant wait to meet you all tomorrow and you lindsey with your baby bump. I have heard so much about you. Dont be nervous the only one who bites is cheeky but you can get a tetnous shot for mad ferret bites.
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
Ahem...

still waiting for compromising photos of the event...

anyone?
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
k...have seen the photos...

looks like a good time had by all...

well some more than others, but i am not naming names (Cheeky)
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I like to party.... everybody does
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I am happy today, a friend has some good news, I am meeting some of the girlies for a natter and I am seeing a man about a dog tonight

How's the rest of you happy people doing?
 

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Posted by linsey (Member # 15631) on :
 
I'm happy! net is finally working again!!! I have a load of english chocolate (thanks miss sharm). I got the disc drive to work on the computer so i can listen to english music (thanks cheeky) mr brightside first song.... GENIUS!!! and I realise i have a fab husband when it comes to children (thanks missmiff and sophie)!!

xx
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Wow Linsey, all good. You do have a good hubby and you got some pretty cool friends as well

Let me know if you want more tunes

I am happy, I am out of the kangaroo cab and can finally shut my eyes withouth miffmiss threatening to draw on my face!
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
oooohhhh...Cheeky,

what other music do you have?

Nothing makes me happier than free music. Seems I am too cheap these days to ever buy any...

do you have the new coldplay? That would make me a very happy person indeed!
 

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Posted by Frankly,my dear, I don't give a DAM (Member # 14028) on :
 

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Originally posted by Mira Sol:
oooohhhh...Cheeky,

what other music do you have?

Nothing makes me happier than free music. Seems I am too cheap these days to ever buy any...

do you have the new coldplay? That would make me a very happy person indeed!

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i uploaded it to one of my servers
here ya go

user = amr
password = amr

http://egytech.net/coldplay/
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Ha ha love the new name fish killer, Your hubby is great when it comes to kids. Helps that he is a big kid too and he seriously spoilt sophie with pressents and attention. She keeps asking when we will see the man with no hair again.

Cheeky your so unfair waking up when i am trying to draw the male anatomy going into your mouth. ha ha

I have loads of music with me mira sol but i dont think you would want any. It wasnt until i started looking through for songs that Mr T can learn that i realised i have a girl power thing going on. It is all girl aloud, pussy cat dolls, pink and anastsia. I hardley have any cool stuff.

Cheeky wakee up and come and play. I am soooooooooo bored.
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
Forget you Cheeky...

Amr,do you want to be my new best friend???
Listening now as we speak...

And Miffmiss, I like a good pop song too...
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
MS, I can get any tune you want and yes I do have the new Coldplay album, I put a song on Linseys CD for her.

I have a harddrve dedicated to films and tunes so feel free to put in requests.

Cheers Amr for your post, I will definately have a ferret through your stuff.

Linsey, any man that will allow a child to slap his bald head on command gets the thumbs up in my eyes

Miffmiss, you are cruel to me!!! I am just your monkey girl!

I am awake now, I have had mash, a snickers and pink milk and now I am too lazy to move.

I have taken my new meds as well
 

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Posted by fish killer (Member # 15631) on :
 
I thought the name fitted seeing as i have killed 16 fish since i got to Cairo....

RIP fishies! they have gone to a better place!

hahaha man with no hair! love the way kids tell it as it is.
 

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Posted by Frankly,my dear, I don't give a DAM (Member # 14028) on :
 
my fav is yes

cheers let me know if u need other stuff i have loads around

amr
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I like yes as well You are such an old hippy Amr...

Fish Killer... step away from the guppy!!!

We are going to have to have a funeral party soon before work starts... i need to let my hair down one last time before I have to be an upstanding and responsble person in society!
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
Loads? Oh do tell, Amr.

Do you have a list or something? I have some music but no server to upload it too. Although I like nearly all types of music, seems my tastes have sort of settled in the fairly mellow range.

With the new internet speed and new computer, I can get a song in less than 30 seconds..glorious...
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I love the wanted poster btw...
 

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Posted by fish killer (Member # 15631) on :
 
Thanks I do look abit crazy now though!

as for funeral party... of course we can have one! We'll celebrate my fish's life. no black please! Lets remember the fish before fungal fin rot got her!
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 
Someone tell me who fish killer is pls i'm
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
FK is AKA Linsey...

She puts her hand over their tiny little mouths and holds their noses until they 'sleep'

She is quite pyschotic and shouldn't be allowed around animals the size of a ferret or smaller!!

Dammit lol...

btw.. do fish have noses?
 

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Posted by young at heart (Member # 10365) on :
 
Hands over gills maybe
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
If they have no noses how do they smell?


AWFUL....

boom boom
 

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Posted by young at heart (Member # 10365) on :
 

 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Ah, the old ones are the best


Boom boom - two elephants falling off a cliff.

I have woken up with christmas cracker jokes in my head!
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
Yes, Cheeky...

Perfect examples of what I meant when I said you will make a brilliant teacher
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
FK is AKA Linsey...

She puts her hand over their tiny little mouths and holds their noses until they 'sleep'

She is quite pyschotic and shouldn't be allowed around animals the size of a ferret or smaller!!

Dammit lol...

btw.. do fish have noses?

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thanks cheeky
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
No probs, hey Manx, my amnesia has gone now.

Can I have anything punk or rock
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 
The old one's are the best !
pls visit the music thread and have a boogie on me girls
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
No probs, hey Manx, my amnesia has gone now.

Can I have anything punk or rock

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Coming up how heavy you want it?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I like allsorts of rock.. not pop rock though like Bon Jovi

I have system of a down and that sort of stuff but I love Black Rebel and Young Knives kinda stuff.

I love all FREE music
 

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Posted by fish killer (Member # 15631) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:


Boom boom - two elephants falling off a cliff.

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god i'm embarrassed! I actually laughed out loud at that one!
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 
This thread makes me feel -


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJt6vgRTZYs&feature=related



 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I am a shiny happy person.

Nothing wrong with laughing at kids jokes!
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
I like allsorts of rock.. not pop rock though like Bon Jovi

I have system of a down and that sort of stuff but I love Black Rebel and Young Knives kinda stuff.

I love all FREE music

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i only have the old stuff however i will try if you can give me a definative list
 

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Posted by fish killer (Member # 15631) on :
 
this one is good for this thread too!! I'm dancing and the bump is moving too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YikDJIj9Mo
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I don't mind old stuff... my brothers are all old ahem, as well

Oh my that is a tune to wiggle too lol...
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
Cheeky!

Don't make me say it again! I think being silly and funny are LOVELY qualities, and not in anyway intended as a put down!

BTW--love REM...

here is another oldie for happy people only:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKTCW4oxS6I
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 
OH TUNE!!! MIRA SOL i'm off hunting again
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
MS, you say the lovliest of things to me.

I love REM's old tunes. losing my Religion was a fave of mine at one point.

Hey MS... my friends and I used to try to copy the woman dancing on this video so we could shake our booties in the clubs... we must have looked sooo stupid
 

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Posted by fish killer (Member # 15631) on :
 
if we like "groove is in the heart" does that make us oldies too?????
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
No, no, no....

only the songs themselves are oldies!

I mean just because this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW3aEimWW10

reminds me of days of doc martins and dark clubs does not make me an OLDIE!
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 

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Originally posted by fish killer:
if we like "groove is in the heart" does that make us oldies too?????

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no hon all ladies are welcome here oldies and goldies
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I ADORE Depeche Mode... my brother went to a Depeche Mode club last week,, I was so jealous.

Wow, I now have to get my old DM collection out.

I have always been an oldie deep down

I have brought Doc Martin shoes with me to Egypt
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
Ahh...docs, indeed...

Ok I am almost done hijacking the happy people with my personal stroll down memory lane (I am meant to be cleaning!)

but these songs make me HAPPY:

talking heads:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5yJZUyr_cM&feature=related

and flaming lips:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5MKrM2svu8

and being right makes me happy too, Cheeky
snoop dogg:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czyfws7OLCs&feature=related
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I have brought a Flaming lips album here with me

Gin and Juice lmao.... mmmm
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
And you aren't hijacking... you are a happy person and you are very welcome in here
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
laid back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind!

haha, got a bit of a kick out of it myself! OK, I really must get back to my project here...what a lazy git I have been...
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
and...how do you know I am not hijacking?

I have already have taken over the cockpit.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
haha your all mad. So this is the fun i have been missing whilst catching up on a months worth of washing.

Ok 1st joke i ever learnt , i was about 5 and didnt understand it. but told it to everyone i met.

Whats pink and hard...........


A pig with a flick knife

OK i am going down memory lane now too so heading to youtube now to look.
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
cheeky i stumbled across this and can just see you shaking your bootie to it on the dance floor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUUGblNjK20
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
haha:

Happy People love doing The Time Warp:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdu7xoHU9DA

ok..now would somebody please ban me from youtube??
 

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Posted by advocate (Member # 13367) on :
 

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
I ADORE Depeche Mode... my brother went to a Depeche Mode club last week,, I was so jealous.

Wow, I now have to get my old DM collection out.

I have always been an oldie deep down

I have brought Doc Martin shoes with me to Egypt

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...I love Depeche Mode too, I have their vinyl singles here! (how old am I?!!! )

Also I have my lovely pair of red Doc Martens still there in Egypt, cos I use them for riding and they weigh too much to keep carrying them back and fore to Wales.
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 

 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Depeche Mode just remind me of when I was growing up, my brothers have seriously influenced my taste in music and I adore having their tunes on.

Pearl Jam, Wedding Present and the Cure are also old faves

Flipping Venga Boys!!!! Sheesh MM!

How good was The Rocky Horror Picture Show my friends and I would sit and watch that on repeat

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your Grandads pants?


Your grandma
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Yay, I'm happy (first time in days). 4 hours to go until I fly off to Newquay for a hen weekend. First night it's "Frost Yourself", where we have to dress all sparkly, and second night: "Occupational Hazards"- where we have to dress up as a (sexed up) version of an occupation. I'm doing the easiest, french maid. Couldn't find a bloody feathered duster anywhere though!
This weekend couldn't have come at a better time, I so need to clear my head and be with friends.
Will return on Monday (PS, CF, thought you should know this, a little while ago I had the opportunity to see depeche mood live, as my bro, who is a huge fan, had tickets- I didn’t bother, MWAHAHAH)
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
Ha ha way to rub it in WK. I love it.

Have a great weekend. I think you need it. I am already waiting on trh FB photos of it
 

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Posted by Habeeby (Member # 14429) on :
 
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder. "You sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look mate, you've obviously got the wrong bloke. Push off", and shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he shoves the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, push off ! You've got the wrong bloke! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again. The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinaman thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?" The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:

"You not Nissan Maindealer?"
 

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Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
hehe, there wont be any facebook photos because I'm calling in work sick this weekend, and most of the people I work with are on my FB
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
lmao @ habeeby, not heard that joke in ages...

OOOO WK is chucking a sickie. Arrrr, naughty ferret Sounds like an awesome weekend you have coming up.

I actually did go to a Depeche Mode concert in 1993 (ish) at the NEC in Brum, I even have my ticket somewhere here in t'egypt with me.

I have brought all my gig tickets and football tickets with me, how sad lol...
 

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
ah bless you. Not only did you bring pieces of stones with you from Britian but you brought the contents of your bin too. haha

love the joke habeeby.

WK get em on here then. I am sure that your work dont know about your ES obsession
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I also brought old birthday cards and school reports I am a womble.


Yes WK, wanna see the pics on here.
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
I still have ticket stubs to every concert (yep DM in there too!), play and sporting event (Ok, not many sporting events) that I ever attended...

Does that make me a womble too?
Or is womble status only conferred once you move these items abroad with you?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
MS, a womble makes good use of the things that they find, everyday things that the folk leave behind.

It is basically the theroy ones mans junk is another mans treasure
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDxP2S9G93Q


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ2mJPSccvo


and this is who you es cairo lot remind me of
guess who is who ?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtD4mn9CeH4&feature=related
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I wanna be Bingo and not becasue I have bingo wings!
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 
Granted
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
yay...

I have that tune embedded in my brain now!!!
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 
deleted by me
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 
ok totally off topic what are "farahs"?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Farahs are horrible fobber clothes, generally school trousers that evil mums force their sons to wear at school enhancing the chances of being bullied
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 
Had to ask as i had a very funny discussion about "leisuuuure pants" in the gym this morning
i was killing myself laughing when he said that, he was American by the way, that drawl wooooooooooo
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Leisure pants just sound sick and wrong!
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I'm happy, I am off out for a roast dinner and a pint of beer

I don't miss alot from home but I do miss my roasts and a beer with famly and friends on my days off

I hope it is beef

I hope there is custard
 

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Posted by advocate (Member # 13367) on :
 
Custard not with the roast beef I hope!

*Advocate has visions of custard being poured over dinner instead of gravy!*
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I would try it poured over the mash

I dip my Mcfries in my Mcflurry.

I do miss my afternoons wasted n pub gardens I just spoke to my bro and he is off to the sea front for a pint of cider
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 

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Originally posted by manx:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDxP2S9G93Q


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ2mJPSccvo


and this is who you es cairo lot remind me of
guess who is who ?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtD4mn9CeH4&feature=related

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Haha, love the ferrets...but that other stuff is just truly frightening...is that what you British lot were watching as children? No wonder your all mad as hatters.

Farahs here was actually a brand of clothing, only worn by those whose mothers bought their clothing.

OMG cant believe I even found that on youtube.

"belted polyester slacks"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNSmACpKVcI
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Ferrets are absolutly amazing... I adore them so much Can you see now why I think they are fab?

I have to admit I didn't see that link last night lol. It has cheered me up no end now

Farah in our house as kids was the word of doom. My brothers hated their clothes.
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
Hey doesn't somebody start work tomorrow?

Excited?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Sure am... I love fresh challenges and I am always excited when starting a new venture.

My health has also improved no end as well in the last two days so I am not walking like an eejit anymore I am having a pretty good week.

I am currently trawling through all the ferret videos on youtube
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
You will be an awesome teacher Cheeky...
So did your mom lay out your clothes for school tomorrow after she washed and ironed them?

lol
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
My dad bought me a lunchbox and has offered to make it up for me everyday

And mock all you please, all my clothes have also been ironed

I am so seriously spoilt lol... Do you think they will walk with me on my first day.

you say the nicest things to me... sometimes
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
Sorry, what appears as mockery is in fact serious problem with jealousy over your "pampered princess" lifestyle! I loathe washing and ironing is unheard of around here.

Ooooh a lunchbox you say? Does it have Garfield on it, or is it Deche Mode? lol

I do hope they do that 40 minute walk with you on the first day, and wave at the doorway crying while you head into school.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
My mummy has written my name in all my clothes

When you come to Cairo to stay with us you can be pampered too, ask MM what my folks do for her
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
yes, that sounds like a suitable situation for me. Much more relaxing and sane than what I had been considreing previously.

so where is the irrepressible Miss MM, today?
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
She is incognito

Sane!!! Do you not know who we are!!! If you are after sanity you are looking in the wrong place, we are all as mad as a bag of snakes!!!

I opted out the roast and had a toastie... Not much difference but lush, I also drank beer and watched the Arsenal match... football, food and beer I am in heaven.
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
Ah... Ok...

Bag of snakes you say? Well at least it is an insanity I can understand!


Ok, this last sentence is like some British code for food and sports is the best I can figure.
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
FOOTBALL... BEER... FOOD.... Ferret Heaven

Sheesh, the footie is great, I love how I can watch it wherever I land

Is my Englishness coming through???

My team, Aston Villa play Liverpool tomorrow.. I bet we lose

Mad as a box of frogs
 

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Posted by Mira Sol (Member # 15569) on :
 
Mad as a nest of ferrets?

 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I like it

I am happy today... I had an email that made me smile.

Everyone else happy?
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
I like it

I am happy today... I had an email that made me smile.

Everyone else happy?

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No ! i'm battling my cravings
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
What cravings?

OOOO is there gossip or have you quit smoking lol
 

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Posted by manx (Member # 14517) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by cheekyferret:
What cravings?

OOOO is there gossip or have you quit smoking lol

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Posted by miffmiss (Member # 14978) on :
 
hey ho all. I have come out of hiding to come and play on the hapy board. I need you all to make me very happy please because i am losing my sanity in a bad way.

Cheeky i fully expect your parents to be at the school gates crying as you leave and there to pick you up when you finsh. After all you will never find you way home alone and taxis look at you blank when you say, "i live by a mosque, you know the one, its by that cat and the palm tree with the sand under it." its not until you say you live abovee tthe red car that they know where you mean.

Mira Sol i am divorcing my parents and offically asking cheeky's to adopt me. They are so normal and nice. Although cheeky might as well put them on ebay and get some money for them with all the ways she offers them out haha

MANX do tell??????????
 

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Posted by cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
MANX!!!!

You can share my parents MM, they are fab. I may hire them out to you.

Did you have much sanity to lose?

I have had a bit of good news as well today, I am being placed in a nursery much closer to my house Only a 15 min walk Amazingly I made my way back by using the strangest of landmarks!!! But hey, I made it back

MM, I may join you in losing a little sanity as well but mine is property related and not blood related lol...
 

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Posted by Miss Sharm (Member # 12405) on :