I am seeking a single pretty 25/35 Aussie / Canadian / Swiss / Spanish lady with no kids, for marriage, she must be open minded and willing to embrace Islamic religion on long term rate. She must be smart and able to handle silly joking and out-of-pair characters. She must be a good cook and ready to learn egytpian cooking techniques. She must be breifly a suicidal lady. she must be very hungry for love and passion and serious about shring her life with a semi lunitic but loving man ... Posted by of_gold (Member # 13418) on :
quote: She must be breifly a suicidal lady.
Why do you want her suicidal?
Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :
Makes it easier to blow up infidels.
Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :
quote:Originally posted by VanillaBullshit: Makes it easier to blow up infidels.
ROFL OK, that's it, I don't need to read any other posts tonight, I've had my share of laughing, thanks VB, I can go to bed now. Posted by My Heart (Member # 14099) on :
Ok, I want her non-suicidal, is that ok ?!
Posted by ????? (Member # 12336) on :
Guess it depends on her age. Overaged might me non-suicidal, minors MUST be suicidal. Otherwise you will be stuck into such a type for years and years...
Posted by of_gold (Member # 13418) on :
ROFL
How about: Family history of suicide that will come to fruition in wife after a couple of years of marriage to a lunatic?
Posted by of_gold (Member # 13418) on :
My Heart:
To avoid misunderstanding: I got out of bed to make it clear that I am not calling you a lunatic. I am making a joke and put lunatic in because you said it in your post.
Posted by ameriegypt (Member # 10697) on :
No, really, Myheart...why do you want her suicidal? Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :
quote:Originally posted by of_gold: ROFL
How about: Family history of suicide that will come to fruition in wife after a couple of years of marriage to a lunatic?
Comeon, seriously I thought that just came with being a wife naturally....
Posted by of_gold (Member # 13418) on :
quote:Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers:
quote:Originally posted by of_gold: ROFL
How about: Family history of suicide that will come to fruition in wife after a couple of years of marriage to a lunatic?
Comeon, seriously I thought that just came with being a wife naturally....
I dunno. From personal experience it was: Wife hoping lunatic husband will commit suicide or find another woman to run away with and relive her of her misery.
Posted by My Heart (Member # 14099) on :
People told me this since I was a kid, the one who wed me must be suicidal and in love with me to the point she would die for an olive fell off her plate on her breakfast and does not care if her car was stolen before her eyes ... that is me ... at leat nowadays Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :
Wait, what?
She would die if an olive fell off her plate?
What if she dropped a carton of milk, shoot up a McDonalds?
Posted by My Heart (Member # 14099) on :
no, why you people associate suicidal with terrorist attacks, marrying me is a suicidal act, that is what I was used to hear when I was a teenager ... that is all wallahi Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :
quote:Originally posted by My Heart: no, why you people associate suicidal with terrorist attacks, marrying me is a suicidal act, that is what I was used to hear when I was a teenager ... that is all wallahi
At least you`ve come across as original,My Heart.
...sorry that i don`t fit your age limit,but i`m still pretty and newly single....Loolllll! Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :
My Heart:
Did it ever occur to you that stomping into a forum making all these demands might be seen as less than attractive, specially since you provide no credentials?
Posted by of_gold (Member # 13418) on :
quote:Originally posted by My Heart: no, why you people associate suicidal with terrorist attacks, marrying me is a suicidal act, that is what I was used to hear when I was a teenager ... that is all wallahi
I don't think you should be so hard on yourself. Just because someone says something does not mean it is true.
Often we fall in love with someone who totally does not fit into the ideal that we set for ourselves. If we try and fit someone into the mold we envision, then either no one will fit or when we do find the person that fits we don't fall in love with them.
Maybe relaxing your demands could bring you something even better than what you envision. Posted by My Heart (Member # 14099) on :
May be but I do stick to the criteria mentioned above ...
Posted by MissNoor (Member # 12549) on :
Is that you Korven?
Posted by LovedOne (Member # 10222) on :
quote:Originally posted by MissNoor: Is that you Korven?
That was my first thought too! Posted by Korvin's (Member # 14099) on :
Yes it was me Posted by Korvin's (Member # 14099) on :
quote:Originally posted by VanillaBullshit: My Heart:
Did it ever occur to you that stomping into a forum making all these demands might be seen as less than attractive, specially since you provide no credentials?
Credentials ? what credentials you want ?! Am I applying for a job or something ?! Posted by Korvin's (Member # 14099) on :
I am still waiting and I expect that KIR will come over a moment or another ...
Posted by F.Akef (Member # 14154) on :
quote:Originally posted by My Heart: I am seeking a single pretty 25/35 Aussie / Canadian / Swiss / Spanish lady with no kids, for marriage, she must be open minded and willing to embrace Islamic religion on long term rate. She must be smart and able to handle silly joking and out-of-pair characters. She must be a good cook and ready to learn egytpian cooking techniques. She must be breifly a suicidal lady. she must be very hungry for love and passion and serious about shring her life with a semi lunitic but loving man ...
maybe a marriage or online dating site would be the place for your search doubt you would find what your looking for here .. since you bring nothing new to the female users on this forum.
Posted by Gail (Member # 6886) on :
Very entertaining! So THIS is what I've been missing in the last few weeks? And such specific search criteria. Good luck with that!
Posted by desertgirl (Member # 12450) on :
Aaah Gail, you are back! I thought you had get lost at the beginning of the new schoolyear Hope everything is fine with you Posted by Gail (Member # 6886) on :
Hey, desertgirl! I AM back. I needed a break from all the sniping on here. People seemed to be picking fights just for the sake of picking fights. And, yes, school started a couple of weeks ago. So life is crazy busy right now. How is your school year shaping up so far?
Posted by desertgirl (Member # 12450) on :
Alsooo 'crazy busy' but nice. I like the teaching a lot and the discussions with youngsters. What makes it sometimes hard for me is the combination of things like getting out of bed sooo early, teaching, rushing home,taking care of my kids, making sure they get fresh food, cleaning the house , meeting friends, supporting my son at hockey-matches and so on... I feel like I am always in a hurry. But as I said ; It's ok, makes me feel alive... lol Wish you a nice schoolyear too Take care.
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