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Posted by naya (Member # 13958) on :

A woman's nature is to multiply, augment or enlarge everything you give to her:

If you give her sperm, she will give you a child.
If you give her a house, she will make it a home.
If you give her groceries, she will give you lunch.
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.

So, if you give her s**t, be ready to get tons of it back! [Smile]

So true, isn't it?

Posted by Shanta Qadeama (Member # 9889) on :

What about if you give her 'every finger on a hand is different' what can we do with that one [Wink]

Posted by naya (Member # 13958) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Shanta Qadeama:
What about if you give her 'every finger on a hand is different' what can we do with that one

Then she will give you her hand (to put the ring on it) [Smile]

Posted by of_gold (Member # 13418) on :

quote:
Originally posted by naya:
A woman's nature is to multiply, augment or enlarge everything you give to her:

If you give her sperm, she will give you a child.
If you give her a house, she will make it a home.
If you give her groceries, she will give you lunch.
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.

So, if you give her s**t, be ready to get tons of it back!

So true, isn't it?

Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :

quote:
Originally posted by naya:
A woman's nature is to multiply, augment or enlarge everything you give to her:

If you give her sperm, she will give you a child.
If you give her a house, she will make it a home.
If you give her groceries, she will give you lunch.
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.

So, if you give her s**t, be ready to get tons of it back!

So true, isn't it?

ROFL..... so full of wisdom!! [Big Grin]

Posted by Kalila* (Member # 14517) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Shanta Qadeama:
What about if you give her 'every finger on a hand is different' what can we do with that one

I Give em one finger back [Big Grin]

Posted by Korvin's (Member # 14099) on :

I give it back ...

Posted by Habeeby (Member # 14429) on :

A woman's nature is to multiply, augment or enlarge everything you give to her:

So why don't our men give us all their money? Surely this is logic [Wink]

Come to think of it if my man gives me all his money i will enlarge my vast clothes, shoe and handbag collection [Big Grin]

Maybe this is not such a good idea [Eek!]

Posted by 54321 (Member # 7880) on :

If this is true. Then I understand why everyday we find spam emails saying " Enlarge your manhood" this means they take it from men and give it to women [Big Grin]

Posted by dolphin redsea (Member # 11209) on :

quote:
Originally posted by 54321:
If this is true. Then I understand why everyday we find spam emails saying " Enlarge your manhood" this means they take it from men and give it to women

so you are a man [Big Grin]

Posted by 54321 (Member # 7880) on :

quote:
Originally posted by dolphin redsea:

quote:
Originally posted by 54321:
If this is true. Then I understand why everyday we find spam emails saying " Enlarge your manhood" this means they take it from men and give it to women
so you are a man

I expected this reply from you [Smile]

yes, I think I'm [Wink]

Posted by dolphin redsea (Member # 11209) on :

you just made my day. i got something right today [Razz]

Posted by 54321 (Member # 7880) on :

Wow..at first I intended not to inform u in order to see your impression in the next meeting we join but you got it! is it a good or bad surprise [Smile]

Posted by dolphin redsea (Member # 11209) on :

very nice surprise we need more men on here with humor and tell ya a little secret, i always knew you were a man, i felt it. anywho thanks for sharing, and i wont be going to any meetings anytime soon, i am in the USA [Cool]

Posted by 54321 (Member # 7880) on :

Ohh, you met my good surprise with a bad one [Frown]

anyway it won't be a secret unless you tell me how you knew or felt it [Smile]

Posted by dolphin redsea (Member # 11209) on :

different things you say and how you say them, btw whats the bad one [Confused]

Posted by 54321 (Member # 7880) on :

It's that you won't attend the next meeting [Wink]

I think Naya wants to kill us now because we dominated her thread [Smile]

Posted by dolphin redsea (Member # 11209) on :

sorry naya, well start another thread [Smile]

can you cook? [Big Grin]

btw i dont think ill be missed at that meeting , but sure would love to meet all you guys and gals

Posted by 54321 (Member # 7880) on :

Posted by dolphin redsea (Member # 11209) on :

aren't you all like that [Big Grin]