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I'll start this off by sharing some jokes of mine...
* What do you call a Chinese gorilla? Hong Kong!
* What did the Tyrannosaurus do when a bunch of brown people moved into his neighborhood? He voted for Rexit!
* What does an elephant with nasal congestion have? Too much junk in the trunk!
* When the Crips expanded their business into packaging Christmas presents, they became known as gangsta wrappers.
* Why do pirates watch rap music videos? They love the booty!
* Why did the Klansman get kicked out when he arrived with a coffee stain on his robe? He wasn't white enough for them!
* Why did the NRA member refuse to get an amputation? It would have violated his right to bear arms!
Askia_The_Great Member # 22000
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BrandonP Member # 3735
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BrandonP Member # 3735
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What did the alien scientist say after they abducted a gorilla? "C'mon, it has to be a human being. Our abductor's sensors are >95% accurate!"
Archeopteryx Member # 23193
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About Noah and his ark
Askia_The_Great Member # 22000
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quote:Originally posted by Archeopteryx: About Noah and his ark
Okay this was pretty funny.
BrandonP Member # 3735
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The Religious Right in America must not like jazz music, given all their efforts to gut sax education in schools.
BrandonP Member # 3735
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Anyone else think that Barney from The Simpsons looks kinda like a Neanderthal?
BrandonP Member # 3735
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Anyone else think croissants kinda look like boomerangs? I suspect the French got jealous of the Australians, but couldn't resist making their version edible.
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