A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place.
The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."
didi_elsayed Member # 4763
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lollllllllllllllll really a good wifeeeee......i guess he divorced her after all this,loll!
_Masrawi_ Member # 9597
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women ... can't live with them, can't live with them.
Sadeeqy Member # 9759
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Well, Masrawi, if you can't ...with them...then...withhold...
_Masrawi_ Member # 9597
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quote:Originally posted by Sadeeqy: Well, Masrawi, if you can't ...with them...then...withhold...
Hmmm ... no.
MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari Member # 8356
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quote:Originally posted by _Masrawi_: women ... can't live with them, can't live with them.
How is your carpal tunnel doin'?
river_0f_l0ve Member # 8638
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quote:Originally posted by didi_elsayed: lollllllllllllllll really a good wifeeeee......i guess he divorced her after all this,loll!
I think not, i think she said baby i am kidding with you
river_0f_l0ve Member # 8638
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quote:Originally posted by _Masrawi_:
quote:Originally posted by Sadeeqy: Well, Masrawi, if you can't ...with them...then...withhold...
Hmmm ... no.
I think he ment."women ... can live with them, can live with them."
_Masrawi_ Member # 9597
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quote:Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari:
quote:Originally posted by _Masrawi_: women ... can't live with them, can't live with them.
How is your carpal tunnel doin'?
pretty good ... how is your ulnar nerve?
MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari Member # 8356
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quote:Originally posted by _Masrawi_: how is your ulnar nerve?
Sadeeqy Member # 9759
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This little piggy went to market, This litle piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none, This little piggy cried "Wee, wee, wee!" All the way home.
river_0f_l0ve Member # 8638
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IS THIS WHAT WOMEN DO
Sadeeqy Member # 9759
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I was singing to my fingers, one especially, as Masrawi mention the ulnar nerve!!!
river_0f_l0ve Member # 8638
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as MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari mentioned
sonomod Member # 3864
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Do men really want honesty from their wives or just be told what they want to hear?
river_0f_l0ve Member # 8638
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Ofcourse men need a real honest wife, beside the matter doesnt relate what they like to hear, but the man allah created him like to be the demoniant, and demoniant degree differ from man to man, and the style of applying it
QueenBee Member # 9378
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DEMONIANT?
QueenBee Member # 9378
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just kiddin'
Tigerman Member # 9196
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quote:Originally posted by _Masrawi_: women ... can't live with them, can't live with them.
Where are you pro. ........ Happy New Year...
Tigerman Member # 9196
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quote:Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari: How is your carpal tunnel doin'? [/qb]
pretty good ... how is your ulnar nerve? [/QB][/QUOTE]
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