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FUBAR
Member # 8177
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check this out guys
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
cheers
 
*Tigerlily*
Member # 3567
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Thanks for that funny story.

I hope he's getting what he paid for.... [Cool]
 
FUBAR
Member # 8177
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gosh you're quick !
i don't think i'd finished pasting the link . [Smile]
 
MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari
Member # 8356
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What's so funny about the story?

In the dark, he probably mistook her for Meriam Faris!
http://thumbs.fotopic.net/011006000656.jpg
 
Samia
Member # 4691
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At least he didn't have to buy her huge amounts of gold first!!!!!
 
FUBAR
Member # 8177
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you never know Samia ! [Smile]
 
sonomod
Member # 3864
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quote:
Originally posted by Samia:
At least he didn't have to buy her huge amounts of gold first!!!!!

$50 in Sudan is alot of money.

I think its a good public service announcement against beastility. Indiana should try this measure out. [Big Grin]
 
Tears_Inside_Me
Member # 8638
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[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Jesus Cesar
Member # 9153
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I think there's something wrong in this story.

Because we don't know if the goat was consentant or not.

And as it's impossible to say, we don't know if it's a rape or an act of sex between two consentant living things.

As a consequence, this verdict obliges any man in Soudan to marry a woman he rapes...

Soudanese women... Take care.
 
Asooma
Member # 8611
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quote:
Originally posted by FUBAR:
check this out guys
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
cheers

OMG WHAT is the pleasure OF Having s** with animals? [Roll Eyes]
 
MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari
Member # 8356
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quote:
Originally posted by Asooma:
OMG WHAT is the pleasure OF Having s** with animals? [Roll Eyes]

[Mad]

Have some respect for the man's wife.
 
Corvinous
Member # 6578
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DOES ANYONE HAVE A SINGLE GOAT PLEASE ?!

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Corvinous
Member # 6578
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Even goats are taken ??? [Frown]

[Big Grin]
 
Jesus Cesar
Member # 9153
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Before i make it with a goat, i'd have to make sure i can't satisfy myself of a girl.

Life is too short, but each thing comes in its time.

(too early for goats)
 
Corvinous
Member # 6578
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I am ready for goats, got any ?! [Big Grin]
 
misfit
Member # 8880
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quote:
Originally posted by Asooma:
OMG WHAT is the pleasure OF Having s** with animals? [Roll Eyes]

the pleasure is enormous.. just think of what a penguin or a lobster can do in bed, incredible magical delights!

what a question! haven't you heard of the different kinds of perversions people have? some people are even worse than that; such as necrophiliacs who enjoy s*x with dead corpses and others who get their pleasure out of actually killing or eating their s*x partners etc. the darkness of the human soul is endless.
although in this case i think this guy wasn't able to find a more appealing sexual partner that's all.
 
TheWesternDebt2Islam aka Ki$$ aka K
Member # 7854
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poor animal [Frown]

i wonder if that man had access to american/german/or somewhere around there satellite channels [Roll Eyes]
 
sonomod
Member # 3864
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quote:
Originally posted by TheWesternDebt2Islam aka Ki$$ aka K:
poor animal [Frown]

i wonder if that man had access to american/german/or somewhere around there satellite channels [Roll Eyes]

This is in Sudan. So no. Not all evil and perversion come from the west.

Mind you Ancient Egyptians had their own "fertility rites" that would shock you.
 
Asooma
Member # 8611
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quote:
Originally posted by misfit:
quote:
Originally posted by Asooma:
OMG WHAT is the pleasure OF Having s** with animals? [Roll Eyes]

the pleasure is enormous.. just think of what a penguin or a lobster can do in bed, incredible magical delights!

what a question! haven't you heard of the different kinds of perversions people have? some people are even worse than that; such as necrophiliacs who enjoy s*x with dead corpses and others who get their pleasure out of actually killing or eating their s*x partners etc. the darkness of the human soul is endless.
although in this case i think this guy wasn't able to find a more appealing sexual partner that's all.

[Eek!] [Eek!]
 
Charm El Feikh?
Member # 10243
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SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...actually, im quite partial to lobster myself... only in the bath though.... its toooooo much of a fire hazard in the bed..... you know.... holding the lighter under its head.... to make its tail thrash.....

......what?!!!!!!!!!!

he he!
 
Sadeeqy
Member # 9759
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Man, who needs a goat or a penguin, when bonobos exists? [Roll Eyes]

..."an encounter every 90 minutes"... [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari
Member # 8356
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quote:
Originally posted by misfit:
s*x

ROFL


quote:
Originally posted by misfit:
in this case i think this guy wasn't able to find a more appealing sexual partner that's all.

[Frown]

Please apologize to the Sudanese ladies at once!
 
Charm El Feikh?
Member # 10243
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HEY!!!!!!!!

i hapen to know a lot of beautiful Sudanese goats who'd take offence to that Kosh!!!!
 
Charm El Feikh?
Member # 10243
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any one ever tried Donkey monkey????

HAHHAAAHA HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA HAAAHA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Samia
Member # 4691
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quote:
Originally posted by Charm El Feikh?:
any one ever tried Donkey monkey????

HAHHAAAHA HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA HAAAHA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL!!!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
LovedOne
Member # 10222
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Do my eyes deceive me???!!!
Is he really back??

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Sadeeqy
Member # 9759
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Yes, he's back, he's back...i'm so happy....yupeee.... [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

Tigerman is back........ [Smile] [Smile] [Smile]
 
FUBAR
Member # 8177
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Tigerman : what do you think ?
no friggin chance i got it like that !! [Smile]
 
misfit
Member # 8880
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quote:
Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari:


quote:
Originally posted by misfit:
in this case i think this guy wasn't able to find a more appealing sexual partner that's all.

[Frown]

Please apologize to the Sudanese ladies at once!

You are right! i apologize for this unintentional mistake.

Indeed, sudanese ladies were not what i was referring to at all, but perhaps i expressed myself in the wrong way, i shouldn't have used the words *more appealing*!

as far as i'm concerned, he could be in paris and still have to sleep with a goat nonetheless.
 



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