i really hope you all had a very good christmas time,
Im feeling really down right now, I cant pull myself together, and everything is dark and it seems to be getting more bad,
I cry at anything, shout, feel irritable and angry, and have lost my smile,
I want to be happy but for the last couple of months things have just got to much to handle, and once again im loosing control,
I feel very sad to be alone on new year, I miss the days when it was one big party, Ive always felt alone here in holland , But this years feels like hell,
Today was a TNT party and we all had to be there, i sneaked off, before anyone got chance to see me, I couldnt even think about being nice and chatty today, I feel like its all over,
Im so sorry that i tell this, but i have no one to talk to here,
Please try to make me laugh , i love a laugh, and maybe i can forget my bad thoughts and feel happy and laugh with you all,
Im hoping you all have a wonderful New Year
Im looking forward to finding my happiness again Bye With much love Yorkie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
polina Member # 12234
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Hello Rose....I'm so sorry to hear that...and pls don't be so derpessed!U know that u r better than many other ppl!So use that and try to have some fun.I was the one who was thinking to stay home(alone) for New Years Eve,but after I think...I've decided to go...I don't know how it will be there,but at least I'll give myself a chance to have some fun,and I really hope that u'll do the same!In other way,if I change my mind,we can stay online ,chating and talking abt Egy.guys...LOL:)!Love u Rose...head up pls...none is worthy of ur sadness!
yorkshire rose Member # 12072
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I love you too, babe Really, i missed you to much, i hope you had a good time,
You are so kind, i see you like my sister, and i missed you all these days.
listen you go have fun, but maybe we will see each other, i say also the same to Alhy who has also become a great friend, maybe i see you all on line, for laughs
thankyou polina love you to bits Im waiting for our daily gossiping xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
micky azzam Member # 11209
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hey girl wheres your chocolate i saw you shoveling in your mouth on webcam? want to do again? ill make you laugh.
yorkshire rose Member # 12072
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oh mickey, i put a kilo back on with them, there still here, but only the white choc left, i cant eat them as i puked on white choc a few years ago, and i cant face it no more
panman Member # 12506
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here ya go this might make you smile just a little . Why are wedding dresses white .
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289
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quote:Originally posted by yorkshire rose: Hi Everyone
i really hope you all had a very good christmas time,
Im feeling really down right now, I cant pull myself together, and everything is dark and it seems to be getting more bad,
I cry at anything, shout, feel irritable and angry, and have lost my smile,
I want to be happy but for the last couple of months things have just got to much to handle, and once again im loosing control,
I feel very sad to be alone on new year, I miss the days when it was one big party, Ive always felt alone here in holland , But this years feels like hell,
Today was a TNT party and we all had to be there, i sneaked off, before anyone got chance to see me, I couldnt even think about being nice and chatty today, I feel like its all over,
Im so sorry that i tell this, but i have no one to talk to here,
Please try to make me laugh , i love a laugh, and maybe i can forget my bad thoughts and feel happy and laugh with you all,
Im hoping you all have a wonderful New Year
Im looking forward to finding my happiness again Bye With much love Yorkie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yorkie,
please don't be down, the holidays are just the time for depression and lonliness, and it sucks I know, but just think in a few days a new year will arrive that has no mistakes in it, and you can begin new! Also, you know there are lots here who consider you a friend, so please don't feel alone, there are lots of virtual arms around you now hoping your spirits lift and you get your smile back. I'm one of them.
Smucky
panman Member # 12506
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worth a try but here ya go yorkshire rose . Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted
yorkshire rose Member # 12072
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guys you are the best, i already feel some smiles , thankyou smucky, you make me feel better already xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289
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I'm happy then Yorkie, too bad you're not in Egypt or we could get together and have a laugh
Mrs Tibe Member # 12653
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Y Rose I PMed you - actually I more like wrote you a book
magnona777 Member # 12466
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quote:Originally posted by panman: worth a try but here ya go yorkshire rose . Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted
hahaa.. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
micky azzam Member # 11209
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smuckers where are you in egypt? i am coming feb 5 to cairo airport
magnona777 Member # 12466
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sorry YR.. I'm in the same boat as you it sux... and the chocolate is slight helper.. until the pounds pack on hey i think that J that i saw getting passed the other topics need to come this way.. puff puff pass ladies
Ayisha Member # 4713
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quote:Originally posted by panman: worth a try but here ya go yorkshire rose . Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted
Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!!!! can you please put a warning with things like this, I am sick of spitting coffee all over my pc I nearly choked
Alchemist Member # 12318
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Hey there, Hi there, Ho there, you're as welcome as can be! Now's the time to say goodbye to all your company... M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!... M-I-C... (See ya real soon!) K-E-Y... (Why? Because we love you!) M-O-U-S-E...
:: Passes to magnona :: Sorry it took so long VB wouldn't hand it over........ what a bogart
micky azzam Member # 11209
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GIVE ME SOME WHEN YOU ARE DONE MAGNONA
yorkshire rose Member # 12072
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heheheheeh, i like it guys, this is nice, love the jokes, i heard the one about the condon, heheheehe, i lve this one Tibe, thankyou so much for youre kind words , thankyou all, i feel i have my friends here, you are all to kind lots of kisses tibe, ill write you tomorrow
magnollia, its hell, i know, well face it together well see to the good times again thankyou frinds
VanillaBullshit Member # 10873
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YR, I have a really nasty joke, but it might make you laugh:
Twelve guys were about to rape this German girl, she kept saying "Nein! Nein! Nein!"
So three of them left.
yorkshire rose Member # 12072
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heheheeh sorry vanilla this would not make me laugh, but thats because i dont like rape i have my reasons, but thanks for trying
micky azzam Member # 11209
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GOOD ONE VB
Alchemist Member # 12318
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What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
Toys for Twats!!
panman Member # 12506
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Sorry ayisha lol .
Brave Man
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"
He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he enquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
The wife turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag."
Moral of the Story :
Women are clever!!!
yorkshire rose Member # 12072
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i love vibes, love this joke
hheeheheheeh, not going to forget these
panman Member # 12506
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Glad we cheered you up a bit then yorkshire rose lol
magnona777 Member # 12466
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quote:Originally posted by panman: Sorry ayisha lol .
Brave Man
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"
He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he enquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
The wife turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag."
Moral of the Story :
Women are clever!!!
haahaa.. I always say... never get a woman mad behind the wheel
mysticheart Member # 6838
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Hey rose,, Dont feel depressed, you are definitely not alone spiritually. I will be here alone on new years too, so we are alone together??? hahaha Think of the funniest movie you have ever seen, forget that you have put on a little weight for the day, get whatever sweet that makes you feel good. For the one day, eat whatever makes you happiest while sitting and watching whatever movie it is that makes you laugh so so hard, and if need be call someone just to have someone's voice there. Dont know the time difference between you and i but if i am home from work at that time i would be happy to talk with you, we can get on messengers or email back and forth, or post here lol, i guess its a way to keep from being alone. Its now 7:30 at night here which makes it 2:30 morning in Egypt, dont know what time that makes it for you. Any way, you are definitely not alone hon, we are all thinking of you.
Josette Member # 12613
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quote:Originally posted by yorkshire rose: Hi Everyone
i really hope you all had a very good christmas time,
Im feeling really down right now, I cant pull myself together, and everything is dark and it seems to be getting more bad,
I cry at anything, shout, feel irritable and angry, and have lost my smile,
I want to be happy but for the last couple of months things have just got to much to handle, and once again im loosing control,
I feel very sad to be alone on new year, I miss the days when it was one big party, Ive always felt alone here in holland , But this years feels like hell,
Today was a TNT party and we all had to be there, i sneaked off, before anyone got chance to see me, I couldnt even think about being nice and chatty today, I feel like its all over,
Im so sorry that i tell this, but i have no one to talk to here,
Please try to make me laugh , i love a laugh, and maybe i can forget my bad thoughts and feel happy and laugh with you all,
Im hoping you all have a wonderful New Year
Im looking forward to finding my happiness again Bye With much love Yorkie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Rose you need to have a margarita.
QueenBee Member # 9378
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i think the laughs and carbs and sugar will lift your spirits well, hopefully, but you know its a small lift. My advice, seriously, is to call out to God and ask for direction, and for help in your days, and I think you will see some good results.
someone told me a joke today... How do men take a bubble bath? They eat beans for dinner.haha
Bonzo Member # 12594
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quote:Originally posted by yorkshire rose: listen you go have fun, but maybe we will see each other, i say also the same to Alhy who has also become a great friend, maybe i see you all on line, for laughs
Maybe this could be the beginning of a ES love connection????
yorkshire rose Member # 12072
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hahahaha guys thanks a million, you have all cheered me up , its been great to read all youre jokes, kind words and funnies, id love to have a margarita, but i think i will just have to settle with the wine, all the chocolates are finished so, my new years resolution is give then up, Bonzo, i know a love conection is wonderful, theres nothing better than a love story begining, but me and alhy just friends, he is a happy maried man, with 2 children, im sorry to disapoint you, maybe you and me can start the love conection, hehhehehehe
mystic, i will pm you thankyou all well its nearly here, so where ever you are in the world, have lots of fun love Alison xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
MK the Most Interlectual Member # 8356
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Hey Rose if Holland is depressing you so much why don't you do something crazy tonight? How about catching a plane back home for some wicked party?
I would do it if I were you.
yorkshire rose Member # 12072
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oh my god, dont say that i wish i could, really, but well, go to work in the morning, what are youre plans, are you hitting amsterdam? i dont mind to be in side alone now, now the day has come and ive had a laugh here, i can face anything
MK the Most Interlectual Member # 8356
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Are you working tomorrow?
We're off to the beach with some friends, but we won't make it till late.
Tomorrow the maniacs will take the new year's dipping and it will be very crowded at sea. Not tonight though.
yorkshire rose Member # 12072
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yes, im working for a couple of hours, but i dont mind to much, Are you in holland, are you going to the beach here? i live next to the beach here in zuid holland, its very nice n the summer, But can be also beautiful in the winter, i love the noord zee strand, in zeeland its so magical on a windy day Have a lovely time time and take good care Love Yorkie
ahly Member # 12512
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Happy new year for you all and 2007 will better year for all
Princess_Leia Member # 12077
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quote:Originally posted by VanillaBullshit: YR, I have a really nasty joke, but it might make you laugh:
Twelve guys were about to rape this German girl, she kept saying "Nein! Nein! Nein!"
So three of them left.
Why are rape jokes so plentiful in Egypt?
(I have noticed that its always a rape of a foreign women)
yorkshire rose Member # 12072
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i agree, why do they get off on rape jokes, I dont think they would be so into them if they had some big guy doing it to them
karma Member # 12710
posted The joke was funny. YR should we return to your painfully hard nipple chat? Hospital patients would disagree on your 'greatest pain on earth' but you make a fuss over a funny joke.
With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289
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quote:Originally posted by micky azzam: smuckers where are you in egypt? i am coming feb 5 to cairo airport
hi Micky, I'm about 45 min North of there, want to try to get together in Cairo or something? Email me and let me know, maybe have lunch?
micky azzam Member # 11209
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thats great i just sent you a pm . wow what fun we could have
foreignluvr Member # 5854
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Hi YR, It is now the beginning of the year 2007. I do hope you are feeling better. Just live one day at a time and try to make the most out of that one day!! Hopefully, both of us will have a better year this year than 2006..
yorkshire rose Member # 12072
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karma, what fuss, i dont see no fuss, i dont care, what jokes you want to say,
Tigerlily Member # 3567
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Hi Alison, I hope your start into the new year wasn't so bad after all. And even if the beginning wasn't as nice as you would have wished this year could turn out to be wonderful. Think positive and all the best. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
*tigerman* Member # 9196
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quote:Originally posted by yorkshire rose: Hi Everyone
i really hope you all had a very good christmas time,
Im feeling really down right now, I cant pull myself together, and everything is dark and it seems to be getting more bad,
I cry at anything, shout, feel irritable and angry, and have lost my smile,
I want to be happy but for the last couple of months things have just got to much to handle, and once again im loosing control,
I feel very sad to be alone on new year, I miss the days when it was one big party, Ive always felt alone here in holland , But this years feels like hell,
Today was a TNT party and we all had to be there, i sneaked off, before anyone got chance to see me, I couldnt even think about being nice and chatty today, I feel like its all over,
Im so sorry that i tell this, but i have no one to talk to here,
Please try to make me laugh , i love a laugh, and maybe i can forget my bad thoughts and feel happy and laugh with you all,
Im hoping you all have a wonderful New Year
Im looking forward to finding my happiness again Bye With much love Yorkie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sorry to hear that .... Go out and have a real party ...cyber one may not help as much ...
There is an old American movie from 1946 called " it is a wonderful life " Please watch it and tell me how do you feel after that
Princess_Leia Member # 12077
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quote:Originally posted by *tigerman*:
There is an old American movie from 1946 called " it is a wonderful life " Please watch it and tell me how do you feel after that
I hate to be a downer tigerman, but that movie is what makes 45 days of my year pure hell.
That and miracle on 34th street is watched over and over again, if not twice a day by my mother since my grandfather died 18 years ago.
There has been a few CHristmas' in which a relative has caught me sneering "I wish Jimmy Stewart had jumped".
I wouldn't be the only person to make that remark!
*tigerman* Member # 9196
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quote:Originally posted by Princess_Leia:
quote:Originally posted by *tigerman*:
There is an old American movie from 1946 called " it is a wonderful life " Please watch it and tell me how do you feel after that
I hate to be a downer tigerman, but that movie is what makes 45 days of my year pure hell.
That and miracle on 34th street is watched over and over again, if not twice a day by my mother since my grandfather died 18 years ago.
There has been a few CHristmas' in which a relative has caught me sneering "I wish Jimmy Stewart had jumped".
I wouldn't be the only person to make that remark!
All deponds on how many lives has yours touched .... and if you can find Jimmy Stewart character in yourself ....
Princess_Leia Member # 12077
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quote:Originally posted by *tigerman*:
quote:Originally posted by Princess_Leia:
quote:Originally posted by *tigerman*:
There is an old American movie from 1946 called " it is a wonderful life " Please watch it and tell me how do you feel after that
I hate to be a downer tigerman, but that movie is what makes 45 days of my year pure hell.
That and miracle on 34th street is watched over and over again, if not twice a day by my mother since my grandfather died 18 years ago.
There has been a few CHristmas' in which a relative has caught me sneering "I wish Jimmy Stewart had jumped".
I wouldn't be the only person to make that remark!
All deponds on how many lives has yours touched .... and if you can find Jimmy Stewart character in yourself ....
Tigerman, please don't give in to the rhetorical emptiness of the "American Christmas Spirit".
Possibly since you had married a Jewess you don't get to see how bizarre, pathological and downright obsessive some American Christians can be.
Whenever someone obesses on something so empty and grandoise as the "perfect" Christmas it explains just how beyound reality that person is.
Wanting a perfect Christmas where all your kids are there, worshipping your perfect motherhood and putting you on a "Saint" pedestal is a sign of regret and guilt.
Possibly you don't have a problem with expecting too much out of life and expecting your entire family to fullfill your every need and disregard their own selfhood, but I don't have fantasy-like expectations of family.
yorkshire rose Member # 12072
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thanks guys, ill try to look at the film, so far year is is not going to great, but it will be ok,new year was one big disaster, I hope everyone had a great time take care
posted ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Also, you know there are lots here who consider you a friend, so please don't feel alone, there are lots of virtual arms around you now hoping your spirits lift and you get your smile back. I'm one of them. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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it sux... and the chocolate is slight helper.. until the pounds pack on ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
I nearly choked ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
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The joke was funny. YR should we return to your painfully hard nipple chat? Hospital patients would disagree on your 'greatest pain on earth' but you make a fuss over a funny joke.