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Originally posted by Tigerlily:
1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off
your clothes"

2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide"

3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you
want it teased or blown"

4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you
want it in front or in back?"

5. The Interior Decorator because he
says,"Once you have it all in, you'll love it."

6. The Banker because he says,"If you take
it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

7. The Police Officer because he
says,"Spread 'em"

8. The Mailman because he always delivers
his package.

9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and
then slows down.

10. The Hunter because he always goes deep
in the bush, shoots twice





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thanks for sharing
 

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Originally posted by katakata2891981katakata:
Hahahah,and you Tigerlily

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11. The Soldier because he knows how to use his *gun*.
 

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Originally posted by katakata2891981katakata:
hahaha,watch it some of them are useless,thats why they die.any way i wish you a soldier use his gun just for you

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Hm.... I've been married to a soldier for eight years now..... I must know!