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[QUOTE]Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers: [QB] [QUOTE]Originally posted by MK the Most Interlectual: [qb] What puzzles me is all those ladies who come online to tell us every single detail about their private lives and expect us to keep our mouth shut about it. Would you just listen to yourselves for a moment? "I met this guy online 3 days ago and now we're married and expecting our second child but he won't let me meet his mom because the building where she lives will collapse on our heads any moment now. I hope to get him a visa as soon as he gets out of jail for drug possession. Does anyone know how I can get him to brush his teeth because he smells disgusting on MSN? Alhamdulillah I found God and I am now Muslim and never drink or flash my flaps. I wear a 35-piece burqini. I am leaving my kids from a previous marriage to their fate and flying half the world to be with my husband. I WANT MY HUSBAND. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW. My children can wait but it's a long story so they can wait long. I broke with my parents because they found dead people under my bed and want me to clean my house. IT'S MY HOUSE AND I'M DONE. How can we make sweet because my husband likes me shaved. That was a big sacrifice I'm telling ya; letting go of my moustache and all. He wants to call our baby Rehab. But that reminds me of where I grew up- and it wasn't a happy time. He's illiterate but I found him a job with a 50-figure salary as the right hand of Bill Gates- because Mr. Gates is too busy to wipe his own butt. Does anyone know how to send money to Shebin el-Crap? His uncle's neighbor's wife's grandmother is sick and needs money for an operation. Who are you to judge me ya losers? Jeez what a bunch of ***** on this site". "Oh and I'm 56 and he's 12 and really next time we want a boy. Do you know how we can get a boy? I heard if he wore a sock on his head it would work. Anyone knows more tips, bitches?" "And has anyone experienced this? I have a tree sticking out of my vagina. The drinking water in Egypt is horrible I'm telling ya. I went to the biggest Gynecologist in Egypt, Dr. Gofurself, and he said trees coming out of vaginae are due to the drinking water. He said no need to check my husband because from the look on his face he could tell the water ruined his appendix and coccyx. I WANT MY HUSBAND. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW. But the tree is really in the way right now". [/qb][/QUOTE]LOL Omg, can I please be the first to nominate this post as best post of all time on ES? Please.....(I'm wiping tears...) :D [/QB][/QUOTE]
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