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With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289	posted (Female Version): You order a Whopper Value Meal and he says, "Hey, my name ain't Rockefeller, honey." You've never heard someone speak with such passion about an ant farm. Your dinner reservations are under "Loser, party of 2" He's especially proud of how long he can sustain a burp. He calls to tell you he'll pick you up, just as soon as the stand off with the police is over. He's been on Geraldo once and Jerry Springer, twice. (Male Version): She whispers to the waiter, "Please kill me." You catch her giving her phone number to the guy cleaning your windshield. She lunges at you several times with a fork. She keeps calling you "Bachelor Number Two". "Whoa! Is it 8:15 already?" She transitions the conversation by saying "I've said enough about me. What do you think about me?"
DawnBev Member # 11276	posted have you been eavesdropping on some of my dates??!!
With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289	posted
Gail Member # 6886	posted Thanks, Smucky! I can always use a good laugh! I think I almost had a date like this last weekend. But the preliminary phone call was painful enough, so I backed out.
With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289	posted ahhh good instincts.