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Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: ' Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. ' ~~~~~~~~ That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't firkin’ think so.
caringforwomen Member # 14617
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I would kiss a frog, especially if he was going to turn into a prince, and I would prepare his meals, clean his clothes, bear his children as long as I was not soley his slave. Even if the frog would not turn into a prince, I would do it.
Ayisha Member # 4713
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My friend told me 'you have to kiss a LOT of frogs before you find a prince', she was bloody right
Tigerlily Member # 3567
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See it from a more positive perspective, Ayisha, KISSING IS FUN!!!
Ayisha Member # 4713
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not kissing green slimey things isnt fun TL. Fortunately my prince wasnt a green slimey thing
OMG does that mean someone else kissed him when he was a frog?
Tigerlily Member # 3567
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I am sure you were his first woman. He was waiting for you and your kiss only!!
Ayisha Member # 4713
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Oldbag Member # 9889
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quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: My friend told me 'you have to kiss a LOT of frogs before you find a prince', she was bloody right
Ditto
What about the princes that turn into frogs when you kiss them - why doesn't anyone make a story about that
bokragirl Member # 14684
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I kissed my ex. That was close enough for a frog
Sierra Member # 14808
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Haha this is a funny thread. I do not think I could bring myself to kiss a frog. Smelly little things they are.
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