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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Reality_Meanie: [QB] [QUOTE]Originally posted by Snidely Whiplash: [qb] Can I be ES Pres if I produce some fake testies? [/qb][/QUOTE]Down the street the condo owners have these cute little lap dogs. Many of them have testicular implants after go through nudering. These cute little dogs get nudered because if they don't they end up spraying their madness all over the place. And its sticky, it smells it appears to be a combo of piss and semen. Well anyhow some of these cute lapdogs end up chewing on their nutesticals like chewing gum through their nut sacks. I don't know if its because its a bizarre feeling of implants, an alergic reaction that starts the internal itch, or because its a fun way to freak out this older woman who lives with the pooch and picks up his piles. But these pooches chew on their sacks which have testicular implants. The poor women don't find it charming or cute, they are afraid their pooches are going to chew their testicular sacks into shreads. These are the same women who bottle fed their toddlers brandy so they could watch daytime drama in peace. :D Makes me wonder if any of the US or other developed nation's Pres' have testicular implants, many of them more than likely have had their vans defferns cut, burned and sewn so the presidential suite can be a playground and a workplace! :cool: [/QB][/QUOTE]
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