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Men have feelings too, but who really cares?
I'm the boss, my wife SAID I could be!
My wife keeps saying I never listen to her....or something like that.
If you think I'm a wimp, my wife will kick your a**.
Don't be sexist, broads hate that.
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desertgirl Member # 12450
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quote:Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers: Bumper Sticker Snickers
If you can't treat me like a lady, f*ck off.
young at heart Member # 10365
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If you can read this, I've lost my caravan.
With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289
posted Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!!
Vader Member # 14189
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This car is protected by Anti-Theft sticker.
FairyDust Member # 7138
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I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving.
With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289
posted My horn isn't working, watch for middle finger.
tina kamal Member # 13845
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if you can see this sticker>> yr too fuckin close
Mrs. Member # 14656
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I used to have one on my first car that said:
'I'm naked from the waist down'
...it really wouldn't go down too well now
With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289
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LOL Mrs. I can imagine that bumper sticker with your hijab! I did see someone here the other day with an (obviously imported car) and the bumper sticker said I GOT GAME...the man driving was old with a very big grey beard, galabeya and the little white hat. I laughed so hard I was almost in tears.
Mrs. Member # 14656
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'I GOT GAME' ? What does that mean?
This post reminded me of when I was 13, I went on holiday with my friend and her family (had my first proper kiss on that holiday! lol), anyway, we drove all the way to the beach in the back of my friends dad's LADA, reading the two stickers on the back of his car in a funny voice. they were: 'my other car's a porsche' and 'dont come too close I hardly know you'
They're not even that funny, but 23 years later I can still remember the voice we were using and just giggaling constantly - we always did that!
Pothead_Barbie Member # 15091
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i hate bumper stickers... i get so mad when i see someone driving a hot new car and they already got it all fukked up with stupid stickers. how retarded can you get!!! it reminds me of corny ass soccer mom stuff and that is a nightmare for me. the closest thing i have is my license plate which reads, 'BLYDNCR'.
Alchemist Shines On Member # 12318
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Keep honkin' I'm reloading.
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With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289
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Mrs, I GOT GAME means someone has a certain skill or talent, in this case it means he's a player.
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