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I was in the taxi this morning on my way to work, and the driver was like, 'Wow you smell good! You have my whole cab smelling nice, what are you wearing?' I told him, "Desire by Victoria's Secret.' So he asks me, 'Do you know what her secret is?' So Im like no.
He tells me this person went to Brazil and loved the way the women wore their thongs so they figured they could do that, and started designing them. So I was like ok so whats the secret.
The secret is, Victoria is a man.
Ew I dont wanna shop there no more loooooool
Cosmogirl Member # 8748
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Victorias Secret is corporately owned by "Limited" Brand.
Limited Brands operates a national chain of 3,764 specialty stores primarily for women and found in most major shopping malls throughout America. The company's store brands include Victoria's Secret, Bath & Body Works, Express, Limited Stores, White Barn Candle Co., Diva London and Henri Bendel.
Did you seriously think it was owned by a woman named Victoria? And further did you really think your cabbie knows about who designs or founds any corporate entity?
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cosmo, how would you know WHAT he knows and doesnt....you claim to know the all about him TOO?
dammit woman youre annoying. god man, i dont know WHO you think you are!! like really, shut the fukk up!! you never have anything nice to say about ANYTHING and have to make every post of your some cold friggin calculation of something. are u a damn ROBOT? MAAAHHHHHDON!! i feel bad for those who must live and deal with you on a daily basis!
anyway, he gave me half off on my fare.
Cosmogirl Member # 8748
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always a pleasure doing business with you.
Kalila Member # 14517
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dude why do you keep editing your posts???? anyway carry on
Momma_Dukes Member # 14252
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BECAUSE THERE IS AN EDIT FUNCTION AND I CAN
=)
Tigerlily Member # 3567
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quote:Originally posted by Momma_Dukes: I was in the taxi this morning on my way to work, and the driver was like, 'Wow you smell good! You have my whole cab smelling nice, what are you wearing?' I told him, "Desire by Victoria's Secret.' So he asks me, 'Do you know what her secret is?' So Im like no.
He tells me this person went to Brazil and loved the way the women wore their thongs so they figured they could do that, and started designing them. So I was like ok so whats the secret.
The secret is, Victoria is a man.
Ew I dont wanna shop there no more loooooool
Please don't tell me that guy is going to be your new bf!!
~ TL
Momma_Dukes Member # 14252
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
NO THATS OKAY TIGER:) JUST SOME DOOD HITTING ON ME.
EW HE EVEN ASKED WHAT TIME I GET DONE WORK. EW!!!!!!
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