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A woman's nature is to multiply, augment or enlarge everything you give to her:
If you give her sperm, she will give you a child. If you give her a house, she will make it a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you lunch. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
So, if you give her s**t, be ready to get tons of it back!
So true, isn't it?
Shanta Qadeama Member # 9889
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What about if you give her 'every finger on a hand is different' what can we do with that one
naya Member # 13958
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quote:Originally posted by Shanta Qadeama: What about if you give her 'every finger on a hand is different' what can we do with that one
Then she will give you her hand (to put the ring on it)
of_gold Member # 13418
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quote:Originally posted by naya: A woman's nature is to multiply, augment or enlarge everything you give to her:
If you give her sperm, she will give you a child. If you give her a house, she will make it a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you lunch. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
So, if you give her s**t, be ready to get tons of it back!
So true, isn't it?
Tigerlily Member # 3567
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quote:Originally posted by naya: A woman's nature is to multiply, augment or enlarge everything you give to her:
If you give her sperm, she will give you a child. If you give her a house, she will make it a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you lunch. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
So, if you give her s**t, be ready to get tons of it back!
So true, isn't it?
ROFL..... so full of wisdom!!
Kalila* Member # 14517
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quote:Originally posted by Shanta Qadeama: What about if you give her 'every finger on a hand is different' what can we do with that one
I Give em one finger back
Korvin's Member # 14099
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I give it back ...
Habeeby Member # 14429
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A woman's nature is to multiply, augment or enlarge everything you give to her:
So why don't our men give us all their money? Surely this is logic Come to think of it if my man gives me all his money i will enlarge my vast clothes, shoe and handbag collection Maybe this is not such a good idea
54321 Member # 7880
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If this is true. Then I understand why everyday we find spam emails saying " Enlarge your manhood" this means they take it from men and give it to women
dolphin redsea Member # 11209
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quote:Originally posted by 54321: If this is true. Then I understand why everyday we find spam emails saying " Enlarge your manhood" this means they take it from men and give it to women
so you are a man
54321 Member # 7880
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quote:Originally posted by dolphin redsea:
quote:Originally posted by 54321: If this is true. Then I understand why everyday we find spam emails saying " Enlarge your manhood" this means they take it from men and give it to women
so you are a man
I expected this reply from you yes, I think I'm
dolphin redsea Member # 11209
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you just made my day. i got something right today
54321 Member # 7880
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Wow..at first I intended not to inform u in order to see your impression in the next meeting we join but you got it! is it a good or bad surprise
dolphin redsea Member # 11209
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very nice surprise we need more men on here with humor and tell ya a little secret, i always knew you were a man, i felt it. anywho thanks for sharing, and i wont be going to any meetings anytime soon, i am in the USA
54321 Member # 7880
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Ohh, you met my good surprise with a bad one anyway it won't be a secret unless you tell me how you knew or felt it
dolphin redsea Member # 11209
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different things you say and how you say them, btw whats the bad one
54321 Member # 7880
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It's that you won't attend the next meeting
I think Naya wants to kill us now because we dominated her thread
dolphin redsea Member # 11209
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sorry naya, well start another thread can you cook? btw i dont think ill be missed at that meeting , but sure would love to meet all you guys and gals