Everyone in Luxor is all excited about the marriage of Naomi Campbell in Luxor temple but if you go on the British Embassy website for Egypt it gives you the rules and regulations for marriage of a British national in Egypt. The red tape is amazing and the final act takes place is a soulless office in the middle of Cairo, not in a Pharaonic temple in Luxor. So what is the legality of her marriage? Could she end up like Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall who went through a romantic wedding ceremony in Bali and then found out it had no validity? Well according to the Embassy website her marriage is not legal. I wonder who in her entourage checked this.
Everyone in Luxor is all excited about the marriage of Naomi Campbell in Luxor temple but if you go on the British Embassy website for Egypt it gives you the rules and regulations for marriage of a British national in Egypt. The red tape is amazing and the final act takes place is a soulless office in the middle of Cairo, not in a Pharaonic temple in Luxor. So what is the legality of her marriage? Could she end up like Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall who went through a romantic wedding ceremony in Bali and then found out it had no validity? Well according to the Embassy website her marriage is not legal. I wonder who in her entourage checked this.
Plenty of Brits got married legally in Egypt with little problems.
If she was signing a paper in the presence of a lawyer in a coffee shop that would be concerning.
What makes you think Naomi doesn't have an iron clad prenup? These are famous and wealthy people getting married isn't something they'd do "Orfi style" thats for vacationing widows.
Ayisha Member # 4713
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You are so predictable sono.
metinoot Member # 17031
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quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: You are so predictable sono.
so are Orfi lasses!
Ayisha Member # 4713
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quote:Originally posted by metinoot:
quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: You are so predictable sono.
so are Orfi lasses!
So you are an Orfi lass then!
metinoot Member # 17031
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quote:Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:Originally posted by metinoot:
quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: You are so predictable sono.
so are Orfi lasses!
So you are an Orfi lass then!
Nope I am lucky I am not.
There is no such thing as "orfi" in the USofA, had to get married legally.
Ayisha Member # 4713
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quote:Originally posted by metinoot:
quote:Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:Originally posted by metinoot:
quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: You are so predictable sono.
so are Orfi lasses!
So you are an Orfi lass then!
Nope I am lucky I am not.
There is no such thing as "orfi" in the USofA, had to get married legally.
'had to' being the right words But in Egypt according to you, a real and valid marriage is only at the MOJ in Cairo, so Naomi is doing Orfi in Luxor
metinoot Member # 17031
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quote:Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:Originally posted by metinoot:
quote:Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:Originally posted by metinoot:
quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: You are so predictable sono.
so are Orfi lasses!
So you are an Orfi lass then!
Nope I am lucky I am not.
There is no such thing as "orfi" in the USofA, had to get married legally.
'had to' being the right words But in Egypt according to you, a real and valid marriage is only at the MOJ in Cairo, so Naomi is doing Orfi in Luxor
Did you just get off the felluca?
MOJ if you are marrying an Egyptian.
Embassy if you are marrying a khawagaa.
Orfi's don't get out much do they?
Monkey Member # 17287
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Oh jeese, is it still bleating about Orfis?
Is it a stuck record, or a parrot?
metinoot Member # 17031
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quote:Originally posted by Monkey: Oh jeese, is it still bleating about Orfis?
Is it a stuck record, or a parrot?
You never bothered to answer me whether you had met this Egyguy in person, or even had visited Egypt yourself.
Ayisha is just confused, she assumes any "Islamic" marriage is one done with a lawyer in a cafe that can be ripped up to divorce.
Monkey Member # 17287
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What? You mean that isn't so?
You said you read my posts, so the answers to your questions are all there. Don't know why anyone would be so interested, TBH.
Chef Mick Member # 11209
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i for one, ;love your pix from Egypt, monkey...you were in the same area as i was in sept.but a couple of months earlier..wish we were there at the same time
Monkey Member # 17287
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Me too You pre-empted the requested for photographic evidence I'm anticipating 5 minutes from now.
Chef Mick Member # 11209
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quote:Originally posted by Monkey: Me too You pre-empted the requested for photographic evidence I'm anticipating 5 minutes from now.
dont do it you dont have to prove anything ...we already saw them..thats enough
Everyone in Luxor is all excited about the marriage of Naomi Campbell in Luxor temple but if you go on the British Embassy website for Egypt it gives you the rules and regulations for marriage of a British national in Egypt. The red tape is amazing and the final act takes place is a soulless office in the middle of Cairo, not in a Pharaonic temple in Luxor. So what is the legality of her marriage? Could she end up like Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall who went through a romantic wedding ceremony in Bali and then found out it had no validity? Well according to the Embassy website her marriage is not legal. I wonder who in her entourage checked this.
Your thread isn't about Naomi Campbell. I remember we had a discussion on here several years ago about the idea of organizing legal weddings in Egypt which would be an excellent business opportunity.
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I read about a British couple who got married by the pyramids ages ago, bringing a priest from the UK. Don't know if they did the official bit separately here/in Cairo - it didn't say.
Ayisha Member # 4713
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quote:Originally posted by metinoot:
quote:Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:Originally posted by metinoot:
quote:Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:Originally posted by metinoot:
quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: You are so predictable sono.
so are Orfi lasses!
So you are an Orfi lass then!
Nope I am lucky I am not.
There is no such thing as "orfi" in the USofA, had to get married legally.
'had to' being the right words But in Egypt according to you, a real and valid marriage is only at the MOJ in Cairo, so Naomi is doing Orfi in Luxor
Did you just get off the felluca?
MOJ if you are marrying an Egyptian.
Embassy if you are marrying a khawagaa.
Orfi's don't get out much do they?
Ahh yes you're right. Still stands though as the Embassy isn't in Luxor. She's doing an orfi
Cheekyferret Member # 15263
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Who actually gives a flying fire truck about how she will marry! Seriously, get a grip.
Yes Sono, you married blah blah blah. Then you divorced ffs.
Miss_Tigerlily Member # 3567
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quote:Originally posted by Monkey: I read about a British couple who got married by the pyramids ages ago, bringing a priest from the UK. Don't know if they did the official bit separately here/in Cairo - it didn't say.
Wow that would be a cool thing to do!!!
Monkey Member # 17287
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It looked amazing. It was on a blog somewhere. Can't find it now though
metinoot Member # 17031
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quote:Originally posted by Chef Mick:
quote:Originally posted by Monkey: Me too You pre-empted the requested for photographic evidence I'm anticipating 5 minutes from now.
dont do it you dont have to prove anything ...we already saw them..thats enough
Then share the photos. And there would need to be an earlier photo of monkey before, to compare for legitimacy.
Otherwise monkey could pull a "Lanie" as she had with snoozin.
A tactic I am confident will be replicated with shitty results for years to come.
Monkey Member # 17287
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You really are a bit of a weirdo, aren't you? What is this fascination you have with me? Careful, Metinoot. People will start to talk. People will think we're in love
metinoot Member # 17031
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quote:Originally posted by Monkey: You really are a bit of a weirdo, aren't you? What is this fascination you have with me? Careful, Metinoot. People will start to talk. People will think we're in love
Why don't you go back to picking up dudes on yahoo chat.
Possibly you'd run into one who might just go the distance for this visa.
Monkey Member # 17287
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Can you pick up guys on yahoo chat? Didn't know that. Good for you.
metinoot Member # 17031
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quote:Originally posted by Monkey: Can you pick up guys on yahoo chat? Didn't know that. Good for you.
Not something I would do, or need to do. But its where most of you hobbit lasses find your Mohameds.
Monkey Member # 17287
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Still, you know it's there, when you run out of coke bottles
metinoot Member # 17031
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quote:Originally posted by Monkey: Still, you know it's there, when you run out of coke bottles
we have coke cola in cans here. And I limit sodas to twice a month.
Do you hobbits actually have real glass coke bottles in the shire?
Monkey Member # 17287
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LMAO
tina kamal Member # 13845
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walmart still sells coke in gkass bottles..
Ayisha Member # 4713
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coke in glass bottles??
it comes in packets in the shires
Wasnt the guy you were cyber flashing your bits at while hubby was asleep from yahoo chat sono?
Cheekyferret Member # 15263
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Where did Monkey say the bottles were glass? Never heard of plastic!!!! Dumbfcuk!
Yahoo, how 2005... we brits Skype nowadays
Monkey Member # 17287
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I tried Skype once, and once ever. Made the mistake of hitting 'Skype Me'. There are some very messed up people out there. Still haven't quite gotten those images out of my head.
Cheekyferret Member # 15263
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I love Skype... Loads of us here use it.
As for messed up folk, for a grown woman to be flattered by a stranger on Yahoo that is pretty damn desperate.
Chef Mick Member # 11209
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quote:Originally posted by Monkey: Still, you know it's there, when you run out of coke bottles
no you didnt
weirdkitty Member # 15365
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Well I for one prefer coke in a glass bottle. Still see them from time to time in tesco, and I don't even live in a shire! *gasp*
Skype all the way, although I only have two people on mine.
Chef Mick Member # 11209
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quote:Originally posted by weirdkitty: Well I for one prefer coke in a glass bottle. Still see them from time to time in tesco, and I don't even live in a shire! *gasp*
Skype all the way, although I only have two people on mine.
Wk we are talking about the LARGE plastic coke bottles and CF why arent you on my skyke then?
Ayisha Member # 4713
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not a hobbit wk? Are you SURE you're not a hobbit?? OMG are you from one of the 'sex' places as opposed to a 'shire' place?
Monkey Member # 17287
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quote:Originally posted by metinoot:
quote:Originally posted by Monkey: Still, you know it's there, when you run out of coke bottles
we have coke cola in cans here. And I limit sodas to twice a month.
Do you hobbits actually have real glass coke bottles in the shire?
ENGLAND
The following is a list of the 86 Counties of Great Britain, together with some of the major towns or cities. For a comprehensive listing of the County of the cities, towns and villages of Britain see A.B.C.'s Gazetteer of British Place Names. 1. Bedfordshire (Bedford, Luton, Dunstable, Leighton Buzzard, Biggleswade, Sandy) 2. Berkshire (Reading, Bracknell, Maidenhead, Newbury, Windsor, Wokingham, Abingdon) 3. Buckinghamshire (Aylesbury, Milton Keynes, Slough, Buckingham, High Wycombe) 4. Cambridgeshire (Cambridge, Wisbech, Ely, March, Whittlesey, Chatteris, Linton) 5. Cheshire (Chester, Stockport, Ellesmere Port, Birkenhead, Wallasey, Runcorn, Macclesfield, Crewe) 6. Cornwall (Bodmin, Truro, Camborne, Redruth, St. Austell, Falmouth, Penzance, Newquay) 7. Cumberland (Carlisle, Whitehaven, Workington, Penrith, Keswick, Brampton) 8. Derbyshire (Derby, Chesterfield, Glossop, Ilkeston, Long Eaton, Swadlincote, Buxton, Matlock, Ashbourne) 9. Devon (Exeter, Plymouth, Torquay, Paignton, Barnstaple, Tiverton, Newton Abbot, Tavistock) 10. Dorset (Dorchester, Poole, Weymouth, Sherborne, Wimborne Minster, Shaftesbury) 11. Durham (Durham, Sunderland, Stockton-on-Tees, Darlington, Hartlepool, Gateshead, Washington) 12. Essex (Chelmsford, Basildon, Romford, Southend, Colchester, Harlow, Brentwood, West Ham) 13. Gloucestershire (Gloucester, Bristol, Cheltenham, Stroud, Cirencester, Tewkesbury) 14. Hampshire (Winchester, Southampton, Portsmouth, Bournemouth, Basingstoke, Newport) 15. Herefordshire (Hereford, Ross-on-Wye, Leominster, Ledbury, Bromyard, Kington) 16. Hertfordshire (Hertford, Watford, St. Albans, Hemel Hempstead, Stevenage, Hatfield) 17. Huntingdonshire (Huntingdon, St. Ives, St. Neots, Ramsey, Yaxley) 18. Kent (Maidstone, Canterbury, Bromley, Rochester, Margate, Folkestone, Dover, Greenwich) 19. Lancashire (Lancaster, Liverpool, Manchester, Preston, Bolton, Warrington, Barrow-in-Furness) 20. Leicestershire (Leicester, Loughborough, Hinckley, Melton Mowbray, Coalville, Lutterworth) 21. Lincolnshire (Lincoln, Grimsby, Scunthorpe, Boston, Grantham, Stamford, Skegness, Louth) 22. Middlesex (City of London, Harrow, Enfield, Staines, Ealing, Potters Bar, Westminster ) 23. Norfolk (Norwich, Great Yarmouth, King's Lynn, Dereham, Cromer, Hunstanton) 24. Northamptonshire (Northampton, Peterborough, Corby, Kettering, Wellingborough) 25. Northumberland (Alnwick, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, Morpeth, Hexham, Berwick-upon-Tweed) 26. Nottinghamshire (Nottingham, Mansfield, Worksop, Newark, Retford, Southwell) 27. Oxfordshire (Oxford, Banbury, Witney, Bicester, Henley-on-Thames, Carterton, Thame) 28. Rutland (Oakham, Uppingham. Cottesmore) 29. Shropshire (Shrewsbury, Telford, Oswestry, Bridgnorth, Whitchurch, Market Drayton, Ludlow) 30. Somerset (Taunton, Bath, Weston-super-Mare, Yeovil, Bridgwater, Wells, Glastonbury) 31. Staffordshire (Stafford, Stoke-on-Trent, Wolverhampton, Walsall, Cannock, Lichfield) 32. Suffolk (Ipswich, Bury St. Edmunds, Lowestoft, Felixstowe, Sudbury, Haverhill, Bungay) 33. Surrey (Guildford, Croydon, Woking, Sutton, Kingston-on-Thames, Wandsworth, Wimbledon, Brixton) 34. Sussex (Chichester, Brighton, Worthing, Crawley, Hastings, Eastbourne, Bognor Regis, Horsham) 35. Warwickshire (Warwick, Birmingham, Coventry, Nuneaton, Rugby, Solihull, Stratford-upon-Avon) 36. Westmorland (Appleby, Kendal, Windermere, Ambleside, Kirkby Lonsdale) 37. Wiltshire (Trowbridge, Salisbury, Swindon, Chippenham, Devizes, Marlborough, Warminster) 38. Worcestershire (Worcester, Dudley, Kidderminster, Stourbridge, Halesowen, Malvern, Evesham) 39. Yorkshire North Riding (Northallerton, Middlesbrough, Scarborough, Whitby) East Riding (Beverley, Hull, Bridlington, Driffield, Hornsea, Filey) West Riding (Wakefield, Leeds, Sheffield, Bradford, Halifax, Harrogate) York (within the Walls)
Metinoot, as you will see, there are quite a number of Shires in the UK. To simplify it, it's a little like the affixation of 'a' or 'ia' on the end of your states.
I guess it's a fairly safe assumption that I come from a Shire, seeing as though the majority of our counties are described that way. As it happens, I don't, but really to describe Shires as hobbitsville is about as ridiculous as describing your equivalent in the same way.
That's your geography lesson over for today, Sono. Or did you leave the building a little while ago?
Ayisha Member # 4713
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Monkey it was all said a while back but she's a little slow is our sono. Heard shire at the end of a place name and that was it, must all be hobbits.
Dzosser Member # 9572
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Yesterday Chelsea were humbled 3-0 at home by Sunderland, hope this makes all you ManU hobbits happy..
Blues Rule...
Cheekyferret Member # 15263
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Ooo on that list I am from a Shire.
Micky, send me your skype addy and I will add you no probs.
Chelsea played awful yesterday. And my team got a draw against the scum.
Chef Mick Member # 11209
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quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret: Ooo on that list I am from a Shire.
Micky, send me your skype addy and I will add you no probs.
Chelsea played awful yesterday. And my team got a draw against the scum.
already did about 30 mins ago
young at heart Member # 10365
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Heyyyyyyyyy! Even my little blip of a town is mentioned
We could 'twin' all our towns under the banner of Hobbitshire! Have civic ceremonies and exchange visits!
Speaking of which, we are twinned with a town in California. We gave them a crystal bowl, they gave us a 1930's fire engine. Fair swap eh
weirdkitty Member # 15365
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quote: not a hobbit wk? Are you SURE you're not a hobbit?? OMG are you from one of the 'sex' places as opposed to a 'shire' place?
Ahh tis true, I'm from a sex! So can I be an elf, or perhaps wizard? Fancied myself a bit of Gandulf me. I did go to uni in a shire (Gloucestershire) and I live right next to Hertfordshire, and only 5'3, so perhaps I'm an honorary hobbit?
quote: Heard shire at the end of a place name and that was it, must all be hobbits.
The brilliance of sono's mind is awe inspiring isn't it
quote: Wk we are talking about the LARGE plastic coke bottles
Well glass can be dangerous *Thinks back to One Guy One Jug*
Cheekyferret Member # 15263
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My town is twinned with a town situated in the Alsace region of eastern France.
California sounds way better though!
That Shires list is actually a lil incorrect Monkey as we are no longer part of a Shire, we are a Metropolitan County. We are quite often called the Black Country. We moved over in 1974...
We have a population of 174,944 according to the last census and we still have a weekly operating market that first began in 1220.
Man, my town is really interesting. Full of history
Basically, I too am not a Hobbit
Monkey Member # 17287
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quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret: My town is twinned with a town situated in the Alsace region of eastern France.
California sounds way better though!
That Shires list is actually a lil incorrect Monkey as we are no longer part of a Shire, we are a Metropolitan County. We are quite often called the Black Country. We moved over in 1974...
We have a population of 174,944 according to the last census and we still have a weekly operating market that first began in 1220.
Man, my town is really interesting. Full of history
Basically, I too am not a Hobbit
Ooh, I say. A Metropolitan County, eh? Hark at her, posh mare
Cheekyferret Member # 15263
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I am posh, I get out the bath to take a pee!
Chef Mick Member # 11209
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quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret: I am posh, I get out the bath to take a pee!