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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Supercar: [QB] ^^From link above: [i]Sixth, avoid being pictured in the presence of African men, the source of all these troubles and scourges, but [b]include a few white men from any relief agency, and of course lots of listless African women squatting under some leafless tree[/b] and staring emptly into the air, or chewing some stick patiently waiting for something to happen. Seventh, choose the landscape carefully, certainly [b]avoid lush vegetation, anything that looks like fresh water; dry, dusty arid and semi-arid areas make the best background for they add ecological drama to Africa´s eternal woes.[/b] Eighth, dress modestly, no bling-bling for the rappers among you, preferably in an appropriate safari garb adorned with a hat, it could be a helmet even, especially for those of delicate caucasian skin for protection from the sweltering tropical sun. Ninth, [b]never, ever show the five-star hotel and the city you are actually staying in to which you happily return after the cameras are shut off and before jetting back to the familiar comforts of stardom now immensely enriched by your hard earned humanitarian credentials.[/b] Tenth, when you [b]get back home try to get on Oprah, if that fails one of the TV magazine shows that love stars with a heart will do, or you could go on David Letterman or Jay Leno and show that you still have a sense of humor[/b] despite all the agony you have seen; audiences want humanitarian stars with a light touch, not priestly agony and admonition written all over their faces – [b]they want to feel good about themselves, not guilty about the tribulations of tribes and tribal tragedies in far away Africa.[/b] You know you have really [b]arrived as a global African humanitarian when you can talk to President Bush and Prime Minister Blair, the champios of democracy, development and peace (don`t believe those malicious stories about Iraq and Afghanistan and Guantanamo)[/b] in the same week or in the same venue, say, the G8 Summit, and if you can call yourself, or better still you can be called by your admiring fans, Mr Africa and Ms Africa without blushing. And yes, the [b]ability to organize a global event, a rock concert is best for the depoliticised youth who love music and to dance, without Africans is the ultimate accolade[/b], it`s godly in its intoxicating possibilities to liberate Africa from itself.[/i] Lol, but so true. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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