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Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari:
They don't wear socks on their penises in Egypt.

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A sock probably doesn't fit through the hole in the sheet.

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Just read this thread. The above quote almost made me splutter green tea over the keyboard. The sock in the sheet hahahahaha

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Stipping the walls off course!!!

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Originally posted by Am I bovvered(WOTEVER):
sorry my coffee went everywhere at the

BACK ENTRY ROOM

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Damn! What is it with British and anal sex?

The house as a door at the back of the house, this door has its own small 3' by 10' room.

Its also called a "mud room" which I am sure can be connected to anal sex in the British mind.

She has a patio (basically a raised concrete slab with steps) adjoining the back door and a brick walkway going to the gravel parking area then the garage.

She needs a solarium or sun room for the back patio. I am considering making her one in a "bentwood" fashion. http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9781580170512&itm=1

So I need to make a arbor for the front door and another one at the front of her front walkway. Then I can talk her into dumping her solarium for $8,000. And have her accept a less expensive solarium with a bentwood shell.

I am trying to help her get this done before I relocate. So she has done several projects this fall because she knows my relocation is enivitable.

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[qb] sorry my coffee went everywhere at the

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Damn! What is it with British and anal sex?

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LOL...... I knew it

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I was joking good luck, hope you manage to do it all.

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Well I didn't know you were joking. I originally had the username "sonomod" and tried to keep that incarnation in several forms, but every time I modified my display name around "sonomod" I got hacked out of the account.

I can't tell you how beserk the British on this site and others went over the username. Sodomy, Sonomad and so forth.

I have monsterous hemeroids and flinched my butt checks every time these hens went off on my username. Probably helped tone my gluts a great deal over the last 2 years, but now I am far more presence of mind in regards to my hemeroids.



Just cant stop thinking about my hemeroids thanks to these women.

edit: I hope I get it all done. If not there is a good chance mother would pay my airfare home for 2 weeks just so I can finish up some of these projects for her. She is so utterly dependant.

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Men! A pray to you all! Don't leave your socks on while having sex!!! It's the worst turn off!

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They don't wear socks on their penises in Egypt.

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Who told you that? we do when we run out of condoms

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[qb] I was joking good luck, hope you manage to do it all.

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Well I didn't know you were joking. I originally had the username "sonomod" and tried to keep that incarnation in several forms, but every time I modified my display name around "sonomod" I got hacked out of the account.

I can't tell you how beserk the British on this site and others went over the username. Sodomy, Sonomad and so forth.

I have monsterous hemeroids and flinched my butt checks every time these hens went off on my username. Probably helped tone my gluts a great deal over the last 2 years, but now I am far more presence of mind in regards to my hemeroids.



Just cant stop thinking about my hemeroids thanks to these women.

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I have monsterous hemeroids and flinched my butt checks every time these hens went off on my username. Probably helped tone my gluts a great deal over the last 2 years, but now I am far more presence of mind in regards to my hemeroids.



Just cant stop thinking about my hemeroids thanks to these women.

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tmi hon. Now I have a visual that I just can't get out of my head.

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Who told you that? we do when we run out of condoms

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You guys are so funny thanks you've cheered me up no end

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ROFL @ hemarroids

That reminds me of my ex, he had a problem with his gums and his hemarroids so I got him some bonjella and annusol.

He put the Bonjella on his arse and screamed i wondered what was going on i never asked if he used the annusol.

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Ouch, that would really burn to no end to put the wrong ointment on the wrong end.

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