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Hey, CAT. Do you have an e-gift wish list or registry?! Congratulations on your impending e-wedding! Posts: 820 | Registered: Mar 2006
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You know you have been on ES too much when you start to have conspiracy theories. There was a shooter on the grassy knoll! buhahahahaha (my evil laugh)
Posts: 1879 | From: Going to Graceland | Registered: Nov 2006
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quote:Originally posted by MK the Most Interlectual: KwB: Now stop wasting CAT's time, you little pussy prick.
Mr. B: Don't take that tone with me, kid. I'll kick your ass.
KwB: Yah. Well, I'd like to see you try. I'm, like, 6 feet tall.
Mr. B: Yah. Well, you sound like a little bitch to me.
KwB: Bitch! Don't call me bitch, bitch!
Mr. B: Bring it on then, bitch!
KwB: I already brung it, bitch. I brung it, opened it, and set it on the table, bitch.
Haha, this was funny
quote:OhmiGod! They stopped fighting. You bastards!
I made the boys shut the bug up for half an hour.
Mission accomplished. Back to bed.
No you didn't! Kadongle is still a bitch
~Alistair
You've always been a fag. Will live a fag and die chocking on someones cock you mother fucker.
aaahhh come on guys. Why you too talking this **** to each other? I think ur both cool. And as far as i know everyone likes the two of you. And anyway, the name calling & fighting are reserved for only the female members here Posts: 895 | From: Atlanta, GA. | Registered: Nov 2004
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Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.
-------------------- "And in the end, the love we take will be equal to the love we make." ~The Beatles~ Posts: 895 | From: Atlanta, GA. | Registered: Nov 2004
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quote:Originally posted by foreignluvr: Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.
Tito is Alistair's show biz name. Thank u. No fags are allowed in my wedding.
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Boys please! Where is MK? She needs to come break this up again.
America, fock yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfucking day, yeah! / America, fock yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah! / Terrorists, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to / America, fock yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls! / America, fock yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now!
Posts: 1879 | From: Going to Graceland | Registered: Nov 2006
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quote:Originally posted by foreignluvr: aaahhh come on guys. Why you too talking this **** to each other? I think ur both cool. And as far as i know everyone likes the two of you.
Actually Foreignluvr, according to Kadongle's pathetic poll which he couldn't even win without resorting to cheating, I'm far more liked than he is
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Hi my e-friends....... I have been busy waiting for the e-grooms to settle their differences & stop e-fighting over me, while still preparing my e-wedding gown, my e-make-up & my e-hair.
Thanks Sashy, you've organized the e-hall pretty well........ I still see some e-stuff missing.... But you guys all have helped her do a good e-wedding
We still have some time left & I wont get e-married to any of the e-grooms unless they stop e-fighting
Posts: 3128 | From: Not Your Heaven | Registered: Sep 2006
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quote:Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT: Hi my e-friends....... I have been busy waiting for the e-grooms to settle their differences & stop e-fighting over me, while still preparing my e-wedding gown, my e-make-up & my e-hair.
Thanks Sashy, you've organized the e-hall pretty well........ I still see some e-stuff missing.... But you guys all have helped her do a good e-wedding
We still have some time left & I wont get e-married to any of the e-grooms unless they stop e-fighting
I can't wait ... I can't wait to hold you close ... Blow softly the strands of hair covering your face ... So that I can look in your eyes ...
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oh my goodness, CAT please make your decision quickly ~ I don't think Katanga can wait much longer, what about VanillaBullshit, is he applying for the position as well?? Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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quote:Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers: oh my goodness, CAT please make your decision quickly ~ I don't think Katanga can wait much longer, what about VanillaBullshit, is he applying for the position as well??
I think he just wants to be invited to the e-wedding & eat e-ass sugar cake which he requested
Posts: 3128 | From: Not Your Heaven | Registered: Sep 2006
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My advice is go for katanga cinders, his speech near the beginning ripped at my heart, hes a real MAN with an air of dignity that AAA just doesn't have Posts: 15090 | From: http://www.egyptalk.com/forum/ | Registered: Jul 2004
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quote:Originally posted by foreignluvr: Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.
You have to see ZaZa then foreignluvr, he is the best..
quote:Originally posted by foreignluvr: Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.
You have to see ZaZa then foreignluvr, he is the best..
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lol Ayisha, I love watching the men dance here, its a lot of fun and never fails to get everyone joining in
Really Egypt is like no other place when people get together, and the fun that just starts to happen! If that makes sense..haha
Posts: 3291 | From: I DO believe in Karma! | Registered: Apr 2002
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Seriously are we getting on with this e-marriage? I am getting e-bored out of my e-mind. Anyone want to e-dance with me on the e-floor?
Posts: 1879 | From: Going to Graceland | Registered: Nov 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Tream Lefty: Hey, CAT, can I prepare your e-prenuptial agreement?
Good idea Cat. You might need an e-lawyer on board
Thanks Laura. I have heard many times of these "male belly dancers" but never seen them perform. Had no idea they could "shake their hips" like that!!
Posts: 895 | From: Atlanta, GA. | Registered: Nov 2004
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quote:Originally posted by foreignluvr: Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.
You have to see ZaZa then foreignluvr, he is the best..
quote:Originally posted by foreignluvr: Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.
Tito is Hot!!!!! Posts: 1339 | From: Om Leito | Registered: Aug 2006
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quote:Originally posted by foreignluvr: Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.
You have to see ZaZa then foreignluvr, he is the best..
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Getting back on track on the e-wedding...what`s going on here guys????Dont wanna see contendants name calling here....please stay cool till the bride arrives. Mr.Bombastic,stop parading flashing your 6-packs here and bring your dowry!!!! Katanga,you have not even dressed up yet!!!!
Posts: 1339 | From: Om Leito | Registered: Aug 2006
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quote:Originally posted by foreignluvr: Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.
You have to see ZaZa then foreignluvr, he is the best..
quote:Originally posted by Sashyra88: Getting back on track on the e-wedding...what`s going on here guys????Dont wanna see contendants name calling here....please stay cool till the bride arrives. Mr.Bombastic,stop parading flashing your 6-packs here and bring your dowry!!!! Katanga,you have not even dressed up yet!!!!
quote:Originally posted by Alchemist: Seriously are we getting on with this e-marriage? I am getting e-bored out of my e-mind. Anyone want to e-dance with me on the e-floor?
Get your e-booty on the e-dance floor, and let's show these fools some mad e-moves.
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quote:Originally posted by Sashyra88: Getting back on track on the e-wedding...what`s going on here guys????Dont wanna see contendants name calling here....please stay cool till the bride arrives. Mr.Bombastic,stop parading flashing your 6-packs here and bring your dowry!!!! Katanga,you have not even dressed up yet!!!!
Do I still need a dowry even though I'm not a Muslim?
Ahh to hell with this.. Marrying an Egyptian woman is just too much trouble.
I need a dowry, then I have to contend with all the other clowns, and even then, Cat seems to be polyamorous so I may not get her all to myself!
I think I'll go and get myself a good ol' American broad.....or two...or three
quote:Originally posted by Sashyra88: Getting back on track on the e-wedding...what`s going on here guys????Dont wanna see contendants name calling here....please stay cool till the bride arrives. Mr.Bombastic,stop parading flashing your 6-packs here and bring your dowry!!!! Katanga,you have not even dressed up yet!!!!
Do I still need a dowry even though I'm not a Muslim?
Ahh to hell with this.. Marrying an Egyptian woman is just too much trouble.
I need a dowry, then I have to contend with all the other clowns, and even then, Cat seems to be polyamorous so I may not get her all to myself!
I think I'll go and get myself a good ol' American broad.....or two...or three
~Alistair
You're e-pulling out now?
Please cancel my e-wedding.... i am not going to e-marry anyone
Sashy, pls send the rest of the e-grooms away
I will take my e-tickets & go to the e-honey moon alone
No e-man deserves me Posts: 3128 | From: Not Your Heaven | Registered: Sep 2006
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VanillaBulshit,arent you applying,too for CAT`s hand????We could consider you!
Posts: 1339 | From: Om Leito | Registered: Aug 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Sashyra88: Getting back on track on the e-wedding...what`s going on here guys????Dont wanna see contendants name calling here....please stay cool till the bride arrives. Mr.Bombastic,stop parading flashing your 6-packs here and bring your dowry!!!! Katanga,you have not even dressed up yet!!!!
Do I still need a dowry even though I'm not a Muslim?
Ahh to hell with this.. Marrying an Egyptian woman is just too much trouble.
I need a dowry, then I have to contend with all the other clowns, and even then, Cat seems to be polyamorous so I may not get her all to myself!
I think I'll go and get myself a good ol' American broad.....or two...or three
~Alistair
Mr.Bombastic this is not the Dude i know.Dont dissapoint me,ppz!!!This bride deserves all that and more.I was going to give you my vote,but i dont want this attitude Common,Dude,collect the best dowry you can and i`m sure e-bride CAT will love you forever Posts: 1339 | From: Om Leito | Registered: Aug 2006
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quote:Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Bombastic:
quote:Originally posted by Sashyra88: Getting back on track on the e-wedding...what`s going on here guys????Dont wanna see contendants name calling here....please stay cool till the bride arrives. Mr.Bombastic,stop parading flashing your 6-packs here and bring your dowry!!!! Katanga,you have not even dressed up yet!!!!
Do I still need a dowry even though I'm not a Muslim?
Ahh to hell with this.. Marrying an Egyptian woman is just too much trouble.
I need a dowry, then I have to contend with all the other clowns, and even then, Cat seems to be polyamorous so I may not get her all to myself!
I think I'll go and get myself a good ol' American broad.....or two...or three
~Alistair
You're e-pulling out now?
Please cancel my e-wedding.... i am not going to e-marry anyone
Sashy, pls send the rest of the e-grooms away
I will take my e-tickets & go to the e-honey moon alone
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<I will take my e-tickets & go to the e-honey moon alone>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!this is tooo funny,CAT...going to your e-honeymoon alone...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Posts: 1339 | From: Om Leito | Registered: Aug 2006
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shes gone on honeymoon on her own, shes having a great time
-------------------- If you don't learn from your mistakes, there's no sense making them. Posts: 15090 | From: http://www.egyptalk.com/forum/ | Registered: Jul 2004
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Hi everyone, i am sending you e-cards from my e-honeymoon "alone" in Hawaii....... It's the best vacation ever........ sitting by the beach, day & night, drinking e-martinis & meeting new people each day, getting a wonderful e-tan, wearing a different hot bikini every day, attending e-beach parties, e-dancing my ass off all night.
cheers everybody ....... see you when I come back
Tough luck to the e-grooms Posts: 3128 | From: Not Your Heaven | Registered: Sep 2006
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