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Sarcasm : A form of wit that is marked by the use of ironic remarks and sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
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"irony is wasted on the stupid"
Posts: 2049 | From: Canada | Registered: Nov 2005
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Consider the sideeffects of unwanted pregnancy and you know. I used the Birth Control Pills for over 17 years mostly uninterupted (but with pregnancy) and had no problems at all. Second generation pill I never forgot and started at the age of 17.
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OMG I just noticed this thread. Too funny. Ok I know it's supposed to change now, but I just got to get my two cents in.
quote: Does condom reduce your pleasure and what features are most important to you?
Yes. Features: thin as possible, ribbed or other fun stuff. LOL
quote: I'm right there with ya, Charm. Most women can't feel a difference (yes, I've asked several). I can. Nothing like nice, warm manlyhood
I definitely feel a difference. You don't feel all the details. Manlyhood---------yes.
quote: One size doesn't fit all. This brand is being manufactured in Japan?
LOL ............that's seriously sad. Hey what happened to our ME category? Oh.......wouldn't fit into the one-size-fits-all. hehehe
quote: But the African guy wanted the SMALL condoms. And had to keep repeating himself, louder and louder, that he needed the SMALL ones!
That is sad. I mean he can't help it. Size is not everything right? My ex worked with a guy once. Black man. He used to go on and on about how that myth was a lie. But he was African/American. LOL Now in the heart of Africa, how much is myth/lie? LOL
Also when I was planning a trip to Egypt, I was hanging out with some friends. They had some pretty foul-mouthed people over. Seems they were new neighbors and no one really new what to expect of them yet. Well anyway. One really drunk guy (White) said, is what we hear about Arabs/Egyptians true? Are their ----- small? I was like OMG. I could not believe he had just said that. I mean rude. None of us knew him.......we were in mixed company......and to say something like that directly to a complete stranger, woman at that. Well I was stunned. After picking my jaw up off the floor. I politely said, "comon, it's Africa baby........." Rolled my eyes then left. There was this distinct moment of silence, then hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. then you go girl..........They said he never said another word all night. LOL Ok maybe I shouldn't have said anything. I'm a decent woman. But after his other racist remarks I just couldn't help myself. And well, this obnoxioux, racist, pig got what he deserved.....Right?
Sorry to hihack thread. Too funny not to post. LOL
Now about BC..............
quote: when you get them drunk a dick wont feel much different from a cucumber
Sorry Lazezz. You are definitely NOT a woman. LOL Nothing like a man.
quote: Charm I grow huge cucumbers in my garden. HUGE Cant imagine anyone wanting to try one though.
Funny
quote: I personally dont mind what I feel, as long as she feels it .
????? iMissEgypt???????? I sooooooooo thought you was a woman. LOL
quote: I kegal everyday but still can be difficult??????
Hot Rod Speedstrip Condoms------Can you imagine anyone wanting to buy those from that description? Maybe that's why they are clearanced. LOL
Beyond Seven Condoms from Okamoto are quite a bit narrower than average sized condoms and feature high quality latex from Japan. These are some of the most popular condoms at Condom Country and represent an excellent value.
When searched it brought up: CodomanMan, Codomania, Undercover condoms, etc. lol
Anyone ever tried the female condoms? Just curious
About lubricants. K-Y has nothing on Astroglide. I used to buy it at Wal-Mart. LOL AstroGlide is not the same in Egypt as it is in the US. How do I know? Did we have sex? NO But my fingers swole up one time and a ring was stuck on it. Since we were sitting in his pharmacy, I said why not try AstroGlide. It worked great. But I noticed it was not near the quality of what I got at home. What's Eros? I never heard of it. Where you get it?
Men and Women both buy lubricants there. I have heard stories of embarrassed women. But it's not near as often as the man. I only saw men, and mostly newly married ones.
Actually the condom, lube, viagra type stuff is QUITE popular. A day did not go by that at least one person didn't buy something. Mostly it was the Viagra stuff though. Can't remember all the names. But we kept them locked in a desk drawer with the narcotics. LOL
A pharmacist in Egypt can prescribe ANYTHING to ANYONE. He takes sole responsibility. I know this is true we had long talks ( him, me, other doctor friends (all kinds)) about the differences and regulations and things comparing the US to Egypt.
quote: I never got the point of flavored condoms. Obviously invented by some asshole who never planned on sucking on a plastic bag. Seriously the thought makes me gag....yes I speak from experience.
Some of the names cracked me up.
Hot Rod Speedstrip Condoms------Can you imagine anyone wanting to buy those from that description? Maybe that's why they are clearanced. LOL
Beyond Seven Condoms from Okamoto are quite a bit narrower than average sized condoms and feature high quality latex from Japan. These are some of the most popular condoms at Condom Country and represent an excellent value.
When searched it brought up: CodomanMan, Codomania, Undercover condoms, etc. lol
Anyone ever tried the female condoms? Just curious.
About lubricants. K-Y has nothing on Astroglide. I used to buy it at Wal-Mart. LOL AstroGlide is not the same in Egypt as it is in the US. How do I know? Did we have sex? NO But my fingers swole up one time and a ring was stuck on it. Since we were sitting in his pharmacy, I said why not try AstroGlide. It worked great. But I noticed it was not near the quality of what I got at home. What's Eros? I never heard of it. Where you get it?
Men and Women both buy lubricants there. I have heard stories of embarrassed women. But it's not near as often as the man. I only saw men, and mostly newly married ones.
Actually the condom, lube, viagra type stuff is QUITE popular. A day did not go by that at least one person didn't buy something. Mostly it was the Viagra stuff though. Can't remember all the names. But we kept them locked in a desk drawer with the narcotics. LOL
A pharmacist in Egypt can prescribe ANYTHING to ANYONE. He takes sole responsibility. I know this is true we had long talks ( him, me, other doctor friends (all kinds)) about the differences and regulations and things comparing the US to Egypt.
I never got the point of flavored condoms. Obviously invented by some asshole who never planned on sucking on a plastic bag. Seriously the thought makes me gag....yes I speak from experience.
I agree. I wouldn't. But then again I only used condoms in first marriage cuz I couldn't use birth control, in between kids. I was a real ***** when on birth control. But when I marry again, I wouldn't use them unless for birth control in between kids. Certainly would never for that reason. I mean if you can't trust your man.......................why are you married to him? I don't sleep with a man before marriage. So I don't have the other problems that would require using them. But for those who do.....yes by all means its way too important NOT to.
Tantric........yes. It has it's place. Not for the everyday stuff though. LOL
Kangaroo flavored?
quote: LOL... maybe it had extra rubber for that added bounce!!! there was a girl called nina, who liked a flavoured weaner, what kangaroo could make her do... ... my god, you should have seen 'er!
ROFLMAO love ya Charm
quote: KERDA, I don't think it feels any different if a guy wears a condom or not.
Cannot possibly be a man. Never heard a guy say that before, unless.........he's never had any.
quote: AND i refuse to allow anyone in my car without wearing it.... AND i wont let anyone sit behind me in someone elses car without one.
Ditto!
quote: I've also been reading about different techniques involving contracting the vaginal muscles at different times during intercourse.
quote: Heyyy, watch it now, don't let THEM in on our secrets... THEY are supposed to think its all their power and mastery creating those effects... I mean it IS all their power and mastery doing it!
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
quote: Birth Control Pills
Are the side effects worth the risk?
Depends. I mean for some the side effects and risks are just really NOT worth it. They have to use other methods. Me, my cousin, and countless others that I know personally, CANNOT use any type of systemic birth control. It just makes us miserable. We are real B****s. It doesn't go away or get better. In a case like that, if you keep using it you wont need it for long. Cuz you will run EVERYONE off. Trust me. It's not nice. Also, I cried all the time when on them. So the quality of life while on them is not worth it. I have had friends that were at high risk for breast cancer and other problems. They were advised not to use them. So they didn't.
I mean there are just other ways to get around NOT getting pregnant. You just have to find what is right for you. Most women here after they've had their families get a tubal. And now days the reversal (stints) if you decided to want kids again, well the odds are very good.
Sorry to interrupt thread. This one's just too good. Posts: 2133 | From: Redneckland | Registered: Oct 2006
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quote:Originally posted by iMissEgypt: I'm a guy who misses Egypt
YA nhar eswed we setttteen mtayyeb beteen!!!!!!!!!
iMissEgypt, until this moment I DID NOT know you were a guy in our PMs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Birth Controls pills APPARENTLY have as many benefits as they do risks... i.e they reduce the risk of ovarian cancer but increase the risk of breast cancer.
I personally dont trust medical science very much because research is often sponsered and influenced by governmental policy...so its 'fixed'.
I also dont think its healthy to be taking tablets everyday unless you absolutely have to, but thats just my view.
I think there are other ways that are much safer than putting a foreign body in your mouth everyday! (deliberately ignoring the pun there )
I think that injections are even worse, because that is a serious dose of hormones, has to be unatural... I get bad migraines from the pill also, so it cant be good...
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