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nooralhaq
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BEWARE OF BEGGARS

There were two beggars sitting side by side on a street in Mexico City. One had a Christian cross in front of him, the other one the Star of David.

Many people went by, looked at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the one sitting behind the cross.

A priest came by, stopped, and watched many, many people give money to the beggar behind the cross, but not to the beggar behind the Star of David. Finally he went over to the beggar behind the Star of David and said, "Don't you understand? This is a Catholic country. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross."

The Star of David beggar listened to the priest and, turning to the Christian cross beggar, said: "Moishe... look who's trying to teach us marketing."


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[This message has been edited by kafir4 ever (edited 04 October 2005).]


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hit your star of david nerve did I kafir?
GOOD!

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quote:
Originally posted by nooralhaq:
BEWARE OF BEGGARS

There were two beggars sitting side by side on a street in Mexico City. One had a Christian cross in front of him, the other one the Star of David.

Many people went by, looked at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the one sitting behind the cross.

A priest came by, stopped, and watched many, many people give money to the beggar behind the cross, but not to the beggar behind the Star of David. Finally he went over to the beggar behind the Star of David and said, "Don't you understand? This is a Catholic country. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross."

The Star of David beggar listened to the priest and, turning to the Christian cross beggar, said: "Moishe... look who's trying to teach us marketing."


You now move to insulting, how pathetic.


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quote:
Originally posted by ben_elias:
You now move to insulting, how pathetic.

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Most Muslims lie through their teeth, most of them can do it holding a straight face.

The accuser becomes the accused!
What a comeback!


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quote:
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The accuser becomes the accused!
What a comeback!

Nope, I;m not insulting anyone I am simply telling it how I see Mohammed's followers doing it.

Speaking of which, I never insulted any Muslim the way you did.

You wrote a joke about Christianity, what I write about is no joke. Mohammed infact told lies himself. So tell me, if Mohammed lied what do you think the followers will do?

Everything I say I will back up and in this case I will prove Mohammed was a liar and not only that he made it permissible for Muslims to lie to non Muslims if they can gain something (where truth has failed).

That's fair enough, so don't happily point the finger at me before you look at yourself.

[This message has been edited by ben_elias (edited 06 October 2005).]


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Who told a joke about Christians????? Me? Look again!

My accusation was about the way you insulted Muslims as people, as you were referring to something you say was an insult to Christians. Compare like with like...don't use diversionary tactics to squirm out of this one!

Back up that statement that you made with facts, if you can, that: "Most Muslims lie through their teeth, most of them can do it holding a straight face."


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So you see, For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble.
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quote:
Originally posted by newcomer:
Who told a joke about Christians????? Me? Look again!

My accusation was about the way you insulted Muslims as people, as you were referring to something you say was an insult to Christians. Compare like with like...don't use diversionary tactics to squirm out of this one!

Back up that statement that you made with facts, if you can, that: [b]"Most Muslims lie through their teeth, most of them can do it holding a straight face." [/B]


yea ben thats not very CHRISTIAN of you


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my boss sometimes says, 'it's so hot outside it's un-christian!'
LOL

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