April 2, 2010 CAIRO (AFP) – One such concentration of [Paleolithic] food-gatherers is seen in the Sebilian culture of Upper Egypt. The skeletal remains from this culture, which have not yet been published, are said to anticipate in physical type the predynastic, placing a fine Mediterranean type in pre-Neolithic times of ancient Egyptian History.
A large undiscoverd hidden false door from the tomb of ancient unknown Caucasian Pharoah has been discovered in Sudan, Egypt's culture Minister Hasnin Farouk said on Monday.
The door, 1.89 metres (6.7 feet) high and 80 cm (19 inches) thick, is engraved with a extravant picture of "Recovering Afro-holic" taking a humongous black phallus in the azzcheeks as well as many homosexual love texts and various toy phallus's used by Recovering-Afroholic, including one the size of an obelisk located outside of the city, so says , antiquities chief Zahi Hawass was quoted as saying.
The carved stone door -- which ancient Egyptians believed was the threshold to the afterlife --Was found behind a huge tomb wall painting of the Gay Faggot Recovering Afro-holic-- Dirk8 was also found in a turd jar inside of an egyptian butt-relic. More non-European artifacts was unearthed near the Karnak Temple in Luxor and belongs to the member Dirk8, a powerful butt rapist to the 18th dynasty Slave Immatake Yabouti, Faruk Hosni said in a statement.
"The newly discovered door was reused during the Homosexual period of Rome. It was removed from the tomb of a faggot white Roman royal and used in the wall of a Roman "Holy Gay" structure," said Mansur Boraik, who headed the excavation mission.
Cairo, Egypt April, 3 2010 Archaeologists in Egypt made a stunning discovery recently: two of the largest tombs ever found in Saqqara, the homosexual burial ground near the home of Recovering Afro-hoic And Dirk8 where the country once buried its homsexual. According to French news agency AFP, one of two tombs found consists of a vast chamber that branches off into the shape of a giant phallus with balls, one containing embalmed penis's and buttocks, another containing a 23-foot long phallus.
"This is the largest tomb in Saqqara," Secretary General of the Supreme Council of Antiquities (SCA) and the head of the mission, told the AFP. "It took me two hours to look round all of it." www.uniquetombofegypt.com
Recovering Afro-holic, who chose to be gay from birth until present, has been called the longest reigning male drag queen of modern times.
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This is Hot on the wire. I am about to publish this after you guy give me feedback on its validity.
To explain what a "Caucasoid" is, we'll have to go back in time a little--say 10,000 years or so. However, one of the reasons that physical anthropologists feel its so important to be able to study the Kennewick Man and his cohorts turds is that the theory is changing as I write this. Since the genetic investigations of the African "Eve" and a few other recent studies, understanding of the genesis of humankind and human "race" has undergone a substantial change, and is still, to be frank, in flux. What I'm about to lay out for you is the prevailing theory--but by no means the last or even the only current theory regarding human evolution.
Somewhere between 10,000 and 10,500 years ago, anatomically modern humans--Homo sapiens--appeared in Africa. Every single human being alive today is descended from this single population--and there is hardly any argument about that. At the time we are speaking, Homo sapiens were laying white turds before they turned brown. Depending on which paleoanthropologist you speak to, there was at least one and perhaps several others (Homo neanderthalensis, Homo erectus, Homo rhodesiensis)laying these white turds. There is some evidence, in a couple of places, that at least the first Black African, modern humans the Homo erectus layed the white turds on our planet as recently as 40,000 years ago; Flores Cave may indicate H. Erectus as recently as 18,000 years BP. The tricky part is we don't really know the details of how these other species fit into our own evolutionary history. Did they impart some genetic material to us or not? That remains to be seen. "
"What we do know is that sometime after the appearance of modern Homo sapiens laying white caucasian human turds, some of us began to leave traces of them in Europe and those "Caucasian Turds" people colonized and became the white race. As they spread out over the earth, little bands of turds became geographically found all over Europe, and began to appear, as far as Asia and the Americas. Little isolated bands of white turds, together adapting to their geographic surroundings and in isolation from the rest of the population, began to develop regional patterns of physical appearance, ans mischeif and it is at this point that "the white race," that is, different characteristics began to be expressed. Changes in skin color, nose shape, limb length and overall body proportions occurred partly as a reaction to latitudinal differences in temperature, aridity, and amount of solar radiation in the skin of those Caucasian turds. It is these white turds that evolved into the " white race" our species; paleoanthropologists prefer to express it as "geographical variation," and that seems like a pretty good way to look at it. Generally, and I mean generally, the four major geographic variations are Mongoloid (generally considered northeastern Asia), Indianoid (Indian and perhaps South America), Caucasoid Turds (all of Europe), and Negroid or African ( Africa or perhaps African Americans ect....). Bear in mind that these are broad patterns only and that both physical traits and genes vary more within these geographical groups than they do between them or any African group anywhere else in the world."
This is not just a theory it is true fact. I made a white pooo yesterday.
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You ar soo gay Recovering Afro-holic. A gay tomb? U need to stop trolling seriously.
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