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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/23/egypt-mummies-57-tombs-un_n_586396.html

Afrocentricism is in its final throes.

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I don't see what this has to do with Afrocentrism. Great discoveries nonetheless.
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^Jayjay28, it has everything to do with Afrocentrism; It debunks that nonsense (Afrocentrism).

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The article mentioned nothing of the sort therefore your argument regarding "Afrocentrism" and "Caucasian" mummies in this thread is nothing but pointless.
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lets not forget Afronut's 5 question quiz shall we...
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<- Yarns at the feeble strawman attempt by the Afro-flunkies.

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I don't see anything in this thread about Caucasian anything except for the distorted viewpoint of a sociopathic moron.

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quote:
Originally posted by osirion:
I don't see anything in this thread about Caucasian anything except for the distorted viewpoint of a sociopathic moron.

What he said...
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Still have not seen any evidence of your red civilizations. Here you are posting pictures of mummies, but when it comes to this red race of people you speak of you have nothing to back you up but your useless words and ridiculous sorces that even a beginner would know better than to beleive.

Some niggaz will beleive anything and you fag boy are not an exception.

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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
**** on a stick! -joe


Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo


What does Pontiac stand for?
Pool Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac! -ricky


Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!"


I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!


What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor


Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!


Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!


Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them! -bonz


Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars! -bonz


Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot! -brenden


What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime! -bobo


Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger! -tim


What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! -tim


Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken! -michael


What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!


What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us


What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us


Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think its whale ****!


Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit! -davey


What do they do with dead niggers in California?
Gut them to make wetsuits! -kara


Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice! -David


What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
Coon Die Soon - David


What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Against All Caucasian People


What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People -Brandon


What's black, bubbles and knocks on windows?
A baby nigger in a microwave! -Tim


What do you call a nigger on a bike?
Theif! -Justin


What's the difference between a nigger and a pile of dog ****?
After awhile the dog **** turns white and stops stinking! -Emma


Why do niggers smell?
So blind people can hate them too!


Why do niggers play basketball?
For the free showers! -Dean


Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads! -igor


Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't **** on their lips! -Tim


Why was white chocolate invented?
So nigger kids could get messy too! -Kev


What do you call a niggers car?
A 'blood vessel'. -Dean


What do you call 1,000 niggers going down a hill?
A mudslide! -robbie


What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run fast! -Jimmy


Why is there no black Miss America pageant?
Nobody want's to be Ms. Idaho! -Zeigler


What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla! -Adam


What do you call a nigger having sex?
Rape! -Adam


How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
None, it's a niggers job! -Sheeky


White folks aren't racist . .
. . we've all got colored TV's! -bob


Why do niggers hate asperin?
Because it's white and it works! -Christian


A nigger walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?". The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back. -jon


What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
An Ethiopian! -Jeremy


How many niggers does it take a shingle a roof?
It depends how thin you slice them! -Donald


How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope!


Why don't nigger babies play in sandboxes?
Cats keep trying to bury them! -Donald


What do you call 60,000 niggers on a plane heading back to Africa?
A good start! -Donald


What do you call a nigger hiding in the woods?
A brown recluse! -Donald


What do you call a black bowling ball?
A nigger egg. -J


What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! I put the pubes on his head! -J


What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!


What do Confederates do on the New Year?
Shoot niggers with roman candles and throw Confedi! -ozz


How do you get a nigger to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it! -c


How do you keep a nigger bitch pleased?
Give her some fried chicken! -Andrea


What happened when the Nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shat on his face! -Steve


What do you call a busload of niggers going off a cliff with one empty seat?
A crying shame! -sean


What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start! -Sebastian


What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! Burnt another one! -Nick


Why haven't any niggers died from West Nile virus?
Mosquitos don't land on ****, only flies do! -eGod


Why is a nigger like a vending machine?
Neither work, but they both take your money! -Kyle


Why are blacks so tall?
Their knee grows. -Nigger Hater


What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn?
Antique farm equiptment!


What do you call a black man with a pole in his back?
**** on a stick! -mark


Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind the niggers they used to pick cotton before they were drug dealers! -coady


Why was the nigger with diarrea freaking out?
He thought he was melting! -Robyn


Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
He doesn't know he's black. -J


What's the difference between bigfoot and a working nigger?
Bigfoot's been spotted! -big jake


What's the definition of Mass Confusion?
Fathers day in Harlem! -jedthrow


What do you call a nigger with an afro?
Microphone. -Nikki


What do you call two blacks in a bodybag?
Twix! -Nikki


Why are there only 2 pall bearer at a niggers funeral?
A garbage can only has two handles! -mike


What does a nigger give his kid for his birthday?
YOUR bike! -mike


Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a nigger driving by?
It could be your car! -mike


Why did the man take off his watch to grab a handful of jelly beans?
He was afraid the blacks would steal it!


How do we know Adam wasn't black?
Ever try taking a rib from a black guys?


What's long, dark and stinks?
The unemployment line!


Why do niggers and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in shitty houses?
They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet! -Johnny Reb


Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
They're niggers!


A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams, "Do what you black men do best!". The nigger grabs the TV and runs! -Alex


What's blue and hangs in my front yard?
My nigger! I'll paint him whatever color I want!


What's a black mans fortune cookie?
A peice of cornbread with a food stamp in the middle! -Frank


How does a niggress take a pregnancy test?
She sticks a banana up her pussy, if it comes out half-eaten you know there's another monkey on the way! -Wo


What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56?
The Martin Luther King Day parade! -Mr. KKK


What's the difference between a nigger and Batman?
Batman can go out at night without Robbin -Crystal


What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from! -Ryan


What do you call a bunch of niggers neck-deep in mud?
Afro-turf


What do you call a bunch of niggers skydiving?
Air pollution! -shawn


What's long and hard on a nigger?
Third grade.


A nigger with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, where did you get that?"
The parrot says, "Africa! There are millions of them over there just sitting around"


What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Are Actually Colored People.


What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems.


What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers, Apes, Aligators, Coons and Possums. - mike


What do you call a nigger waterskiing?
A top-water jig. -heywood


What would you call the flintstones if they were black?
Niggers! -dave


A nigger, a jew and a mexican jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
Who cares! -Chris


How do you keep a nigger from drowning?
Take your boot off his head. -Klaus


Ever hear the rumor that niggers are bigger than white men? How do you tell when a nigger is really well hung?
When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope! -spinner


What do you say to a black man in court?
Will the defendant please rise! -Tee


What do you call a black man in high school?
Janitor -Tee


What's the only way a person can look at a nigger and smile?
Through the scope of a gun! -jaycee


Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk. -nathan


How do you keep a nigger from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.


Whats the difference between a nigger and a bucket of ****?
The bucket. -Heidi


What do an apple and a nigger have in common?
They both belong hanging in trees.


Why don't niggers celibrate Thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on holidays. -c


How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.


What do you call seven niggers hanging in a tree?
A windchime.


What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A fat lip, a black eye and a job!


What's the difference between a dead dog in a road and a dead nigger in a road?
The dog has skid marks in front of it. -james


What do you call a black priest?
Holy ****! -ccc


I had a nigger in my family tree . . .
. . . he's still hanging there!


Why are trees so close in Harlem?
Public transportation. -Chris


How long does it take a nigress to take a ****?
9 months -CJ


What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
A nigger! - Josh


Why are all the niggers fast runners?
All the slow ones are in jail.


Whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!


How do you keep a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him! - Jarrett


Why do white folks go to nigger garage sales?
To get their stuff back. - J


How do you keep niggers out of your back yard?
Hang one in your front yard!


What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work. - John


What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television floating in mid-air?
Shoot the nigger stealing it.


What's the difference between a large pizza and a nigger?
A pizza can feed a family of four.


What's wrong with four niggers in a cadillac going off a cliff?
A cadillac seats five! - Garrett


How can you tell a nigger's just had sex?
His eyes are all red from the mace.

coon face



turd face

Nigger Happy


How do you get a nigger to leave you alone?
Throw him a basketball! -J

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quote:
Originally posted by Gigantic:
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/23/egypt-mummies-57-tombs-un_n_586396.html

Afrocentricism is in its final throes.

What is caucasian about those mummies.
Oh, let me see. You mean Horn Africans?


NUBIA AND EGYPT- Nubians and Egyptians were so close in various eras that they were virtually indistinguishable

“The ancient Egyptians referred to a region, located south of the third cataract the Nile River, in which Nubians dwelt as Kush.. Within such context, this phrase is not a racial slur. Throughout the history of ancient Egypt there were numerous, well documented instances that celebrate Nubian-Egyptian marriages. A study of these documents, particularly those dated to both the Egyptian New Kingdom (after 1550 B.C.E.) and to Dynasty XXV and early Dynasty XXVI (about 720-640 BCE), reveals that neither spouse nor any of the children of such unions suffered discrimination at the hands of the ancient Egyptians. Indeed such marriages were never an obstacle to social, economic, or political status, provided the individuals concerned conformed to generally accepted Egyptian social standards. Furthermore, at times, certain Nubian practices, such as tattooing for women, and the unisex fashion of wearing earrings, were wholeheartedly embraced by the ancient Egyptians." (Bianchi, 2004: p. 4)

'It is an extremely difficult task to attempt to describe the Nubians during the course of Egypt's New Kingdom, because their presence appears to have virtually evaporated from the archaeological record.. The result has been described as a wholesale Nubian assimilation into Egyptian society. This assimilation was so complete that it masked all Nubian ethnic identities insofar as archaeological remains are concerned beneath the impenetrable veneer of Egypt's material; culture.. In the Kushite Period, when Nubians ruled as Pharaohs in their own right, the material culture of Dynasty XXV (about 750-655 B.C.E.) was decidedly Egyptian in character.. Nubia's entire landscape up to the region of the Third Cataract was dotted with temples indistinguishable in style and decoration from contemporary temples erected in Egypt. The same observation obtains for the smaller number of typically Egyptian tombs in which these elite Nubian princes were interred.(Bianchi, 2004, p. 99-100)

Robert Bianchi ( 2004). Daily Life of the Nubians. Greenwood Publishing Group


An examination of Nubian and Egyptian biological distances: Support for biological diffusion or in situ development?

K. Goddea, b, Corresponding Author Contact Information, E-mail The Corresponding Author

aDepartment of Anthropology, University of Tennessee, Knoxville, 250 South Stadium Hall, Knoxville, TN 37996, USA

bDepartment of Science, South College, 3904 Lonas Dr, Knoxville, TN 37909, USA

Received 31 July 2008;
accepted 10 August 2009.
Available online 19 September 2009.

Abstract

Many authors have speculated on Nubian biological evolution. Because of the contact Nubians had with other peoples, migration and/or invasion (biological diffusion) were originally thought to be the biological mechanism for skeletal changes in Nubians. Later, a new hypothesis was put forth, the in situ hypothesis. The new hypothesis postulated that Nubians evolved in situ, without much genetic influence from foreign populations. This study examined 12 Egyptian and Nubian groups in an effort to explore the relationship between the two populations and to test the in situ hypothesis. Data from nine cranial nonmetric traits were assessed for an estimate of biological distance, using Mahalanobis D2 with a tetrachoric matrix. The distance scores were then input into principal coordinates analysis (PCO) to depict the relationships between the two populations. PCO detected 60% of the variation in the first two principal coordinates. A plot of the distance scores revealed only one cluster; the Nubian and Egyptian groups clustered together. The grouping of the Nubians and Egyptians indicates there may have been some sort of gene flow between these groups of Nubians and Egyptians. However, common adaptation to similar environments may also be responsible for this pattern. Although the predominant results in this study appear to support the biological diffusion hypothesis, the in situ hypothesis was not completely negated.

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quote:
Originally posted by TheOnlyOneWhoKnows:
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
**** on a stick! -joe


Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo


What does Pontiac stand for?
Pool Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac! -ricky


Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!"


I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!


What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor


Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!


Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!


Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them! -bonz


Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars! -bonz


Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot! -brenden


What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime! -bobo


Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger! -tim


What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! -tim


Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken! -michael


What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!


What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us


What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us


Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think its whale ****!


Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit! -davey


What do they do with dead niggers in California?
Gut them to make wetsuits! -kara


Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice! -David


What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
Coon Die Soon - David


What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Against All Caucasian People


What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People -Brandon


What's black, bubbles and knocks on windows?
A baby nigger in a microwave! -Tim


What do you call a nigger on a bike?
Theif! -Justin


What's the difference between a nigger and a pile of dog ****?
After awhile the dog **** turns white and stops stinking! -Emma


Why do niggers smell?
So blind people can hate them too!


Why do niggers play basketball?
For the free showers! -Dean


Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads! -igor


Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't **** on their lips! -Tim


Why was white chocolate invented?
So nigger kids could get messy too! -Kev


What do you call a niggers car?
A 'blood vessel'. -Dean


What do you call 1,000 niggers going down a hill?
A mudslide! -robbie


What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run fast! -Jimmy


Why is there no black Miss America pageant?
Nobody want's to be Ms. Idaho! -Zeigler


What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla! -Adam


What do you call a nigger having sex?
Rape! -Adam


How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
None, it's a niggers job! -Sheeky


White folks aren't racist . .
. . we've all got colored TV's! -bob


Why do niggers hate asperin?
Because it's white and it works! -Christian


A nigger walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?". The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back. -jon


What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
An Ethiopian! -Jeremy


How many niggers does it take a shingle a roof?
It depends how thin you slice them! -Donald


How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope!


Why don't nigger babies play in sandboxes?
Cats keep trying to bury them! -Donald


What do you call 60,000 niggers on a plane heading back to Africa?
A good start! -Donald


What do you call a nigger hiding in the woods?
A brown recluse! -Donald


What do you call a black bowling ball?
A nigger egg. -J


What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! I put the pubes on his head! -J


What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!


What do Confederates do on the New Year?
Shoot niggers with roman candles and throw Confedi! -ozz


How do you get a nigger to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it! -c


How do you keep a nigger bitch pleased?
Give her some fried chicken! -Andrea


What happened when the Nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shat on his face! -Steve


What do you call a busload of niggers going off a cliff with one empty seat?
A crying shame! -sean


What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start! -Sebastian


What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! Burnt another one! -Nick


Why haven't any niggers died from West Nile virus?
Mosquitos don't land on ****, only flies do! -eGod


Why is a nigger like a vending machine?
Neither work, but they both take your money! -Kyle


Why are blacks so tall?
Their knee grows. -Nigger Hater


What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn?
Antique farm equiptment!


What do you call a black man with a pole in his back?
**** on a stick! -mark


Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind the niggers they used to pick cotton before they were drug dealers! -coady


Why was the nigger with diarrea freaking out?
He thought he was melting! -Robyn


Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
He doesn't know he's black. -J


What's the difference between bigfoot and a working nigger?
Bigfoot's been spotted! -big jake


What's the definition of Mass Confusion?
Fathers day in Harlem! -jedthrow


What do you call a nigger with an afro?
Microphone. -Nikki


What do you call two blacks in a bodybag?
Twix! -Nikki


Why are there only 2 pall bearer at a niggers funeral?
A garbage can only has two handles! -mike


What does a nigger give his kid for his birthday?
YOUR bike! -mike


Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a nigger driving by?
It could be your car! -mike


Why did the man take off his watch to grab a handful of jelly beans?
He was afraid the blacks would steal it!


How do we know Adam wasn't black?
Ever try taking a rib from a black guys?


What's long, dark and stinks?
The unemployment line!


Why do niggers and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in shitty houses?
They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet! -Johnny Reb


Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
They're niggers!


A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams, "Do what you black men do best!". The nigger grabs the TV and runs! -Alex


What's blue and hangs in my front yard?
My nigger! I'll paint him whatever color I want!


What's a black mans fortune cookie?
A peice of cornbread with a food stamp in the middle! -Frank


How does a niggress take a pregnancy test?
She sticks a banana up her pussy, if it comes out half-eaten you know there's another monkey on the way! -Wo


What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56?
The Martin Luther King Day parade! -Mr. KKK


What's the difference between a nigger and Batman?
Batman can go out at night without Robbin -Crystal


What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from! -Ryan


What do you call a bunch of niggers neck-deep in mud?
Afro-turf


What do you call a bunch of niggers skydiving?
Air pollution! -shawn


What's long and hard on a nigger?
Third grade.


A nigger with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, where did you get that?"
The parrot says, "Africa! There are millions of them over there just sitting around"


What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Are Actually Colored People.


What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems.


What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers, Apes, Aligators, Coons and Possums. - mike


What do you call a nigger waterskiing?
A top-water jig. -heywood


What would you call the flintstones if they were black?
Niggers! -dave


A nigger, a jew and a mexican jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
Who cares! -Chris


How do you keep a nigger from drowning?
Take your boot off his head. -Klaus


Ever hear the rumor that niggers are bigger than white men? How do you tell when a nigger is really well hung?
When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope! -spinner


What do you say to a black man in court?
Will the defendant please rise! -Tee


What do you call a black man in high school?
Janitor -Tee


What's the only way a person can look at a nigger and smile?
Through the scope of a gun! -jaycee


Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk. -nathan


How do you keep a nigger from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.


Whats the difference between a nigger and a bucket of ****?
The bucket. -Heidi


What do an apple and a nigger have in common?
They both belong hanging in trees.


Why don't niggers celibrate Thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on holidays. -c


How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.


What do you call seven niggers hanging in a tree?
A windchime.


What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A fat lip, a black eye and a job!


What's the difference between a dead dog in a road and a dead nigger in a road?
The dog has skid marks in front of it. -james


What do you call a black priest?
Holy ****! -ccc


I had a nigger in my family tree . . .
. . . he's still hanging there!


Why are trees so close in Harlem?
Public transportation. -Chris


How long does it take a nigress to take a ****?
9 months -CJ


What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
A nigger! - Josh


Why are all the niggers fast runners?
All the slow ones are in jail.


Whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!


How do you keep a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him! - Jarrett


Why do white folks go to nigger garage sales?
To get their stuff back. - J


How do you keep niggers out of your back yard?
Hang one in your front yard!


What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work. - John


What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television floating in mid-air?
Shoot the nigger stealing it.


What's the difference between a large pizza and a nigger?
A pizza can feed a family of four.


What's wrong with four niggers in a cadillac going off a cliff?
A cadillac seats five! - Garrett


How can you tell a nigger's just had sex?
His eyes are all red from the mace.

coon face



turd face

Nigger Happy


How do you get a nigger to leave you alone?
Throw him a basketball! -J

Yup, and your days are numbered.
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Whos days are Numbered? Sometimes I feel there is sublimal messages in what people Post.

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Whos days are Numbered? Sometimes I feel there is sublimal messages in what people Post.

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Of course this redneck, with his racist crappy drivel.
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