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It is widely known that white people are the inferior race descended from albinised baboons. It is well-documented that white people are the genetic version of trickle-down economics. Starting out as robust black hominids several million years ago in modern-day Africa, the weaker tribes were driven north into the freezing cold Europe where they evolved into rugged but dimwitted neanderthals while the intellectual and artistic homo sapiens were evolving in Africa. Eventually homo sapien explorers made their way to Europe where they encountered this alternative species of human. As these explorers were primarily males that hadn't been laid in months, they had little choice but to breed with the neanderthal women creating the modern white, or caucasian race. It is not a coincidence that the only countries that produce people with light skin, hair, and eyes are the same countries where the only neanderthal fossils have been found. Early in human history a small group of whites in Greece and Italy who had more homo sapien blood than their contemporaries in northern Europe actually began to develop civilized culture. This however angered the northern Europeans so much that they decided to invade the Greek and Roman cities and teach the "race traitors" about real white heritage as taught by their neanderthal forefathers; beating, destroying, or burning anything you aren't intelligent enough to understand, thus beginning the Dark Ages.
White people are under the delusion that they are superior. As they have been educated stupid since their first forays into civilization, this is not surprising. One good thing about the white race is their ability to blindly follow their leaders in perfect lockstep, however ridiculous the instructions might sound. This has allowed the white man to become a useful idiot and scapegoat for the real perpetrators of The Plan.
Contents [hide] 1 History 1.1 Inventions 2 Caucasian Behaviour 2.1 Sex 2.2 Food 2.3 Shelter 2.4 Religion 2.5 Clothing 2.6 White IQ 2.7 White crime 3 White Culture 3.1 Music 3.2 White Dances 3.3 White Pride 3.4 Hobbies 4 Whitey In Action 5 They all look the same to me 6 Not all White People Are White 6.1 Politically Correct Alternatives to "White" 7 Conclusion 8 Gallery 9 Cracker Jokes 10 See Also 11 External Links
History
This is what the continent of Africa looked like before the arrival of the white man Typical white leaders White people are at the bottom of the genome tree of human evolution. Typical middle class suburbs that Whitey believes is the apex of human civilization. They breed prodigiously, like rats. Especially the Mormons. The purest Caucasians (the people of the Caucasus Mountains) look like this.Throughout history, the white man has been consistent in one thing. Rewriting history. Enslaved by Moors, conquered by Egyptians, sold as sex-slaves by sheiks - had these facts not been expunged from their history books, their children might have escaped the current yoke of white guilt.
The purest Caucasian Mikhail SaakashviliWhites sometimes are known as caucasians, as german racial scientists once thought, that white race first appeared in Caucasus region. Term 'caucasian race' are more appealing to Americans (if compared say 'european race') and it have scientific flavor, however natives of Caucasus region are much too dark and hooked nosed for whites. Native caucasian - Georgians and Armenians could be mistaken for Arabs or Hispanics. Chechens of north Caucasus are much paler and have European features, however they often organize themselves in Islamic fundamentalist gangs, what don't make them even less WASPy.
Inventions Almost every invention purported to be created by white people was actually stolen from one of the pure races.
Freedom & Constitutional Democracy, stolen from olive-skinned Greeks Geography and paper banknotes - Chinese Schools - Egyptians Rock & Roll - Niggers Al Chemistry - Arabs Slavery - Turks Mathematics - Indians Hollywood, Televizion and modern banking system - Jews. Medicine - stolen from yellow-skinned Siberians However, white people have invented some items of note.
USA AIDS Bailout plan Communism Creationism Fascism Faggots Ku Klux Klan Liberalism Tanning Larry the Cable Guy Peanut butter Caucasian Behaviour The male specimen tends to be a redneck, a Tool fan, a frat boy or an emo. During the day they travel in packs to the mall or travel alone in search of anything to molest. At night, the emofag cuts itself, the redneck posts on YouTube or MySpace, the Tool fan listens to terrible music and the frat boy goes on a rape spree and/or gets humjobs from freshman pledges. Most white people can be found on Youtube leaving racial comments on rap videos because they believe they are changing the world.
The female specimen begins the adult life-cycle as a 16 year old girl, though can more often be found in their final form, hovering near a beer tap. During the day they flock together to look for clothes or fattening food, then get on Facebook or MySpace, to bask in the glow of unwarranted self-importance. At night they busy themselves being almost raped and working on their careers.
Sex
Average suburban Whitey teenage male doing average Whitey teenage things, like raping your neighbor's dogWhiteys are world-renowned rapists and dabblers in all sorts of sexual perversion. White men rape children in Asia, and take sex slaves from Africa and South America. The white man is not above having sex with dogs or taking it in the ass from horses. Not surprisingly, white women are known for preferring black 12-inch cock over tiny 2-inch white cocks, and sometimes for having extreme fetishes and dying from bizarre sexual acts.
Food Amongst white people, greasy, nutritionally-barren bland food is the norm. Hamburgers, Americanized "Mexican Food", and the ubiquitous all-you-can-eat buffet are essential to the white American diet. Picture if you will a 500-pound fat **** who is actually malnourished, living amongst a pile of McDonald's wrappers and shitty discarded underwear while drinking a Diet Coke. Nothing beats good-old white ingenuity!
Shelter White people tend to congregate outside of cities in large developments of houses that look completely bland and alike. Their brains lack the ability to grasp new concepts, so they are frightened and disturbed by anything unusual or requiring complex thought to understand. It is because of this that whites create large housing developments with strict rules - the stricter the rules, the less thought required. Whitey is also known to chill under specially designated white trees.
Religion Most white people are Christian of one stripe or another, which makes perfect sense, as it was stolen entirely from Judaism. If not Christian, they've probably chosen Atheism, which often means you are dealing with a liberal. Tread carefully.
Clothing In the summertime, white people, especially the middle-aged ones, will inevitably wear inappropriately short shorts to show off their marmalade-like, shapeless legs. They seem to think other people enjoy seeing these varicose vein-riddled blobs of uncooked dough, but they are badly mistaken.
White IQ
Race and white IQ.Unbiased racial measurements show that different races do have different IQs. By tests, Negroes, Arabs and Hispanics indeed have lower IQs. However, if a white person's IQ is 100, the Asian average is 105. Jews have even higher median IQ of 110. This means that this race is even smarter. This kind of crappy racial science could be found on white supremacist websites.
White crime If compared to the general population, whites have elevated numbers of serial killers. World famous serial killers like Charles Manson, Jack the Ripper, Andrei Chikatilo, Richard Trenton Chase, Richard Speck, and Jeffrey Dahmer were all white. Hitler and Slobodan Miloshevitz also could be on the list, but they used politics instead of operating alone. However, followers of these are found among other races, for example in Uganda.
White Culture As white people have no native culture, they are forced to co-opt bits and pieces from every other society in the world, simultaneously combining them into a horrible mishmash of 'diversity' while ruining the original.
Music Whites claim to have created rock music, but again, all they did was steal it from the black man. Jazz was created by blacks so that white people couldn't come along and ruin it, but even that has been gentrified. The current assault on black music by the white man is readily apparent.
White Dances White people square dance, which is a highly structured form of a redneck mating ritual. Still taught in schools, this staple of Americana could not be more aptly named. Junior proms and senior balls are the main thrust of population growth among the entire economic scale of the white population. Another form of melanin-deficient dance is called ballet, which comes from the french for 'see my taint'. This is done on stage wearing pantyhose.
White Pride Moar info: White Nationalism.
Hobbies Though whites have many hobbies, they are generally mediocre at most of them, especially sports, music and sex (all three of which the black race clearly has the upper-hand in). However, there are a few fields where a white person will excel. These include:
Taking credit for others' accomplishments Being serial killers Coprophilia Flying to Thailand to **** 11 year old boys Domestic violence Sci-Fi/Fantasy based pseudo-religions Becoming more butthurt than the race in question when another race is made fun of, even if members of that other race clearly don't give a ****. Incest Whitey In Action
Average "handsome" middle-class white guy, obviously much better than those poor whiteys.1
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They all look the same to me As a subset of the Caucasian race, whitey includes a plethora of diverse backgrounds which include the peoples of Romania, Spain, Sweden, Russia and the Middle East. However, inbreeding is rampant, as evidenced by the various distinct facial features of whites (huge foreheads, long thin crooked noses, eyes too close together, &c.), their ability to become grossly overweight, and the existence of gingers.
Not all White People Are White
Don't know if white...Despite the degrading implications that come with being associated with the white race, there are still those who take pride in pretending they are at least loosely associated with this perverted species of rapists and plunderers. Some examples include:
Coconut: Brown on the outside; white on the inside. May be Pakis, spooks, or Beaners. Oreo: Black on the outside; white on the inside. Apple: Red on the outside; white on the inside. Twinkie or Banana: Yellow on the outside; white on the inside. Politically Correct Alternatives to "White" 8 Mile Beach-Nigger (for overly tanned people) Betty Crocker (for females) Bleach Boy Bogan (Australian for redneck/trailer trash) Bro-ho (white woman who dates a black man) Caulkie Chav Cock-Asian (white person trying to be Asian) Cocksauce Cracker Dick sucker Fag Fishbelly Gai-jin (Japanese word for wapanese) Gavacho (like gringo only more modern) Ghost Gringo Hay Seed Hick Hillbilly Honkey Hoosier Maggot Mayflower Negrophiliac (white person whose obsessed with being black) Opie Otaku (similar to gai-jin) Pea-pickers Peckerwood Poppin Fresh Porch Honkey Rabbi Redneck Sheethead (kkk reference) Slim Shady (white boy tryin to act black) Snowflake Trailer trash Wapanese Wasp (white anglo-saxon protestant) White bread White Trash Whitey Wigger Yuppie Conclusion
U all talk like British pplWhite men are self-loathing turds who are afraid of everything, including themselves. They hate black people because they supposedly aren't productive enough in society. So the douchebags should love the Jews right? No; the insecure pussies hate them too because they fucking beat them at their own ****. Same with Asians, they hate them because they’re too smart. You never hear Asians whining like goddamn white retards do about blacks getting affirmative action. Mexicans want to come here to WORK. They’ll steal the job at McDonald’s you hate. Life must be unbearable as a melanin-deficient. Enjoy reveling in your past achievements (raping other races with their only constructive invention, weapons). Soon white people will have nothing to do, while blacks **** their women, Jews, Asians and women run everything, and Mexicans take the skilled labor as the tech jobs go to India. Oppression can only hide your inadequacies for so long. White people are too sensitive - they cry about things that normal (Black, Jewish, Asian) people don't give a **** about. White people are like evil aliens, but they fail at everything.
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