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Hello. Am a man in Cairo who likes to do foot massage. If you are a female visiting Egypt and would like to try a relaxing foot massage where your feet are going to be massaged & pampered after a long tiring and stressful day, please email me on FEETLOVER15@YAHOO.COM or give me a way to contact you. It is of course FREE.
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Hello. Am a woman in Holland who likes to do ass kicking. If you are a male visiting Holland and would like to try a relaxing ass kicking where your ass-cheeks are going to be kicked & stamped after a long tiring and stressful day, please email me on ASSHATER15@YAHOO.COM or give me a way to contact you. It is of course FREE. Posts: 8756 | From: Tax-Free Zone | Registered: Jul 2005
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quote:Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari: Hello. Am a woman in Holland who likes to do ass kicking. If you are a male visiting Holland and would like to try a relaxing ass kicking where your ass-cheeks are going to be kicked & stamped after a long tiring and stressful day, please email me on ASSHATER15@YAHOO.COM or give me a way to contact you. It is of course FREE.
at least ba2 smth funny ))or maybe am turning to be an egyptian,as i understood this joke
quote:Originally posted by FOOTMASSAGE: Hello. Am a man in Cairo who likes to do foot massage. If you are a female visiting Egypt and would like to try a relaxing foot massage where your feet are going to be massaged & pampered after a long tiring and stressful day, please email me on FEETLOVER15@YAHOO.COM or give me a way to contact you. It is of course FREE.
First off are you Egyptian or Khawagaa?
Secondly how large is your d*ck? How long do you last and are you willing to go down on a woman?
I mean you left out all the important details! What were you thinking?
Posts: 5744 | From: Minneapolis, Mn USA | Registered: Mar 2004
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Footmassage: what is wrong with men feet, why do not you do them? are they smelly for you? also why only if it was female visting egypt? what is wrong with those living in Egypt? fo they have differnt type of feet .. or are they harder to ask them for se or helping for visa? By the way I visit Thailnd every year and get very good message there ,including foot message , why do not you go and work there , you will earn some money as well.. it cost almost 250 BHT per hour .. almost 40 Egyptian pounds.. so you can be reach .. also you can sell yourself for the old women there .. so you can earn more money ,, by the way Thailand visa is very easy for egyptians.. only the ticket is expensive..lol
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quote:Originally posted by sonomod: Well if I was to f*ck around in Egypt, it would be with no one but my fantazy man... CARNIVOR, Simply put, its much more safe, and he understand a woman's needs!
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quote:Originally posted by sonomod: So you did pick up a khawagaa chick!
Good Egyptian boytoys are well suited for the English.
not so much for Americans.
now now, there's plenty of stories from american girls in love with egyptians on here too. it's just that brits visit resort on holiday packages more often and americans tend to do the internet romance (huge unfounded assumption based on posts on this board alone).
but given what you post about your husband and your sex life, i think it's best you don't insult other egyptian men. you attack and then when they defend themselves using your posts, you go mental. so please don't sling insults.
quote:Originally posted by ExptinCAI: now now, there's plenty of stories from american girls in love with egyptians on here too. it's just that brits visit resort on holiday packages more often and americans tend to do the internet romance (huge unfounded assumption based on posts on this board alone).
but given what you post about your husband and your sex life, i think it's best you don't insult other egyptian men. you attack and then when they defend themselves using your posts, you go mental. so please don't sling insults.
Can I plant a lil kiss on your sweet hand my Lady, Please!
quote:Originally posted by sonomod: You know Carnivor she is available.
LOL. Is this another silly attempt to get me to reveal personal info that you can then throw back in my face or you've been staring at your crystal ball too long?
quote:Originally posted by ExptinCAI: LOL. Is this another silly attempt to get me to reveal personal info that you can then throw back in my face or you've been staring at your crystal ball too long?
No, I think you need your hips loosened in a vigorous manner and then you might not be so testy.
Posts: 5744 | From: Minneapolis, Mn USA | Registered: Mar 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Corvinous: I WAS SPEAKING OF YA SWEETIE
No ExptCAI is an American. And she hates America! How wonderful is that?
And her parents who in the Diplomatic service, she wasn't even born on American soil. So naturally she is loaded and can get around all those pesky immigration issues with ease. Plus a very prominent egy-board member has met her and given her seal of approval on ExpatCAI noting how glamerous, young, pretty and rich she is.
She'd be perfecto for you!
I have been married before, had a child, no money, and I am a woman who has learned to hate men. Plus I am very smart, I know a ploy or a cop out when its coming. So really I am not a good investment. Plus I read too much, think too much, and working on learning Arabi; so there won't be much you could pull over on me.
Sorry, gotten wise, too smart, and too lived!
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quote:Originally posted by sonomod: No ExptCAI is an American. And she hates America! How wonderful is that?
And her parents who in the Diplomatic service, she wasn't even born on American soil. So naturally she is loaded and can get around all those pesky immigration issues with ease. Plus a very prominent egy-board member has met her and given her seal of approval on ExpatCAI noting how glamerous, young, pretty and rich she is.
She'd be perfecto for you!
I have been married before, had a child, no money, and I am a woman who has learned to hate men. Plus I am very smart, I know a ploy or a cop out when its coming. So really I am not a good investment. Plus I read too much, think too much, and working on learning Arabi; so there won't be much you could pull over on me.
Sorry, gotten wise, too smart, and too lived!
Why do you need to make up things about people's screen names? Do you realize that when you blatantly lie and provoke it discredits anything else you might type?
You write idiotic things like it's shameful to ask for directions in egypt, you make up an intire life for me and assume things out of thin air while at the same time dirtying your laundry in public....why?
Why not just take your medications and make the voices go away?
quote:Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari: Hello. Am a woman in Holland who likes to do ass kicking. If you are a male visiting Holland and would like to try a relaxing ass kicking where your ass-cheeks are going to be kicked & stamped after a long tiring and stressful day, please email me on ASSHATER15@YAHOO.COM or give me a way to contact you. It is of course FREE.
quote:Originally posted by FOOTMASSAGE: Dear Sonomod.
Thanks for your reply but prefer to treat these intimate things by email and not in public....... but you wont be dispointed by the details!
What do you have a foot fetish? You know, every serial killer had a fetish....the most common one is a foot fetish. Are you trying to be the next Dahmer or Bundy?
quote:Originally posted by ExptinCAI: Why do you need to make up things about people's screen names? Do you realize that when you blatantly lie and provoke it discredits anything else you might type?
You write idiotic things like it's shameful to ask for directions in egypt, you make up an intire life for me and assume things out of thin air while at the same time dirtying your laundry in public....why?
Why not just take your medications and make the voices go away?
Psycho.
EXP........ YOU ARE WONDERFUL ........
YEA KICK HER ASS WELLLLLLLLLLLLL
SHE CAN BARELY LIVE WITHOUT IT .... LOL
FROM NOW ON I WIL CALL her PSYCHOSONO
SOUNDS GREAT DOES NOT IT ?
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quote:Originally posted by ExptinCAI: Why do you need to make up things about people's screen names? Do you realize that when you blatantly lie and provoke it discredits anything else you might type?
You write idiotic things like it's shameful to ask for directions in egypt, you make up an intire life for me and assume things out of thin air while at the same time dirtying your laundry in public....why?
Why not just take your medications and make the voices go away?
Psycho.
You know ExptCAI I can go around and look for those particular posts I am refering to. You know I can find them easily. And I'll repost a load of other posts at the same time too. Most I have already reposted to prove a point before.
he he he I love when you make it easy for me!
Posts: 5744 | From: Minneapolis, Mn USA | Registered: Mar 2004
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quote:Originally posted by KeepinItReal: LOL, you are ruthless!
Yeah, thats just in the last year. Shumza "Queen of CowivesRS" had gone through and erased thread after thread of the most humiliating material for the senior members.
I had managed to save some of it, but I can't repost that material because users wouldn't know of its authenticity unless they contributed to the thread. And the senior members won't rat each other out because they are of the same cloth!
But some of these humiliating threads are still there, shumza missed some of it. Its there until Neal and Sam cave in to email rants and erase the rest. And they will, the admins here are so weak to RBs!
Posts: 5744 | From: Minneapolis, Mn USA | Registered: Mar 2004
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quote:Originally posted by sonomod: You know ExptCAI I can go around and look for those particular posts I am refering to. You know I can find them easily. And I'll repost a load of other posts at the same time too. Most I have already reposted to prove a point before.
he he he I love when you make it easy for me!
Yalla, go ahead. PLEASE, quote me! Word, for for word, post where I have ever written that my parents are diplomats, I'm rich, I'm pretty, etc.
Don't forget to dig up the post where I reveal I'm a double agent working for the Israelis and I'm secretly dating Mumarak junior, you idiot. And by the way, I know being psychotic this will fly over your head, but that was a sarcastic joke.
UBBFriend: Email this page to someone!
))or maybe am turning to be an egyptian,as i understood this joke 
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