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Hi all I'm Ali 28 years old a faluka guy from Luxor.
looking for a rich British lady age between 40/50 to marry and to be able to get a UK visa. If she wants to stay in luxor she must invest some money so we could start any kind of business like a restuarant or a wine bar for us to have enough income to live on. My request might sound a bit strange but I'm upfront and honest and the British would like that so please don't post any bollocks replies. Interested party please contact me
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my brother, you can build your self from scratch , don't rely on a woman , i'm sorry for saying these words , inshallah you'll be fine . i know a womon who can share ya n that business, i'll ask her and post her.
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Ya Ali... this post is as real as Dolly Partons tits... I'm British upfront and honest... and Bollocks is a decidedly un-Egyptian felucca guy expression!! You could at least have disguised it with a bit of bad spelling....or are feluca guys getting a university language degree now??? But.....Nice try!!!
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u c I have at least 20 women a day in my Faluka from all over the world. half of them are here in Luxor looking for a man but I'm not interested. I,ve been there and bought the T shirt. Ask my Faluka! Inshallah I'll find my rich Britih lady sooner or later. As for you Samia Who's Dolly Partons? Is that how you treat an honst and direct guy with good spelling? Life isn't fair btw Bollocks is the most famous word among all Falucka guys here, If u don't tip us we say bollocks. Oh some of us have a master too.
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laughing.. well that one made me smile today thanks for that whoever you are.... hey I'm 56 married to an egyptian i have 3 kids 6 grandkids and im British.. can i bring them all along also please.. plus mother in law father in law and all the cousins.. pleaseeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! have a great day.. ty for the laugh
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Sorry.... your expressions are too English for a felucca guy..... Have never heard "back to the drawing board" from an Egyptian.. But.... nice try!!! If you're so educated , why are you a felucca guy??? Nope.... definitely not convinced!!!
quote:Originally posted by needsomeone: Hi all I'm Ali 28 years old a faluka guy from Luxor.
looking for a rich British lady age between 40/50 to marry and to be able to get a UK visa. If she wants to stay in luxor she must invest some money so we could start any kind of business like a restuarant or a wine bar for us to have enough income to live on. My request might sound a bit strange but I'm upfront and honest and the British would like that so please don't post any bollocks replies. Interested party please contact me
And after this woman gives you all of that, what do you have to offer that any other faluka man in Luxor couldn't give her?
quote:Originally posted by newcomer: And after this woman gives you all of that, what do you have to offer that any other faluka man in Luxor couldn't give her?
quote:Originally posted by needsomeone: [QUOTE] If you're so educated , why are you a felucca guy??? Nope.... definitely not convinced!!!
Circumstances dictates !!
You didn't tell me who's Dolly Parton ?
Dolly Parton is a blonde old country singer from here in the states that has huge fake boobs. I'm hung up on your excellent english. I'm a little suspicious to be honest. You know the problem with your post is maybe you're too honest. A women in general wants you to be in love with her. You're supposed to say I don't want your money or a visa to lure her in, then go for the kill. Being a faluka guy I would think you'ld have this down to a science. That's too bad you have good english but no skills. LOL, this post is really funny though. It beats the other ones for entertainment purposes. LOL!!!
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The Guy is very very Honest , and also he Has Certain requirments ..... so if you please ....all Don't make noise and stop to truble him ...Let him Searching ..ya Gama3a Mosh Keda Ba2a allah , Ely y2olo you Language , we el Tany y2olo your WAy ... how el wa7ed mae3rafshi ye Search fe Hedo2... wallahy ma7ad 3aref 7aga Salam ....
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btw i find your thread offensive somehow for older women who might have fell in love with egyptian man in luxor not all egy men are after visa neither money but it was so funny anyways
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quote:Originally posted by newcomer: And after this woman gives you all of that, what do you have to offer that any other faluka man in Luxor couldn't give her?
Darling you should know by now that when an old gal falls for these boys she is obessed to the point of insanity and won't go looking for another.
There is something wrong with a vacationer when the start up with these specimens in the first place. And if she starts to get sick in the head over one then she believes she has some connection with him that cannot be replicated.
I refer to as the "He's my reincarnated Pharoh syndrome".
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quote:Originally posted by egyptian-guy: btw i find your thread offensive somehow for older women who might have fell in love with egyptian man in luxor not all egy men are after visa neither money but it was so funny anyways
No its a small percent and these are the type with the most contact with tourists so its a shame that is what tourists see the most.
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According to this thread British women have a "bad" reputation in Luxor. But at the same time they are the most wanted. Interesting. Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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quote:Originally posted by egyptian-guy: btw i find your thread offensive somehow for older women who might have fell in love with egyptian man in luxor not all egy men are after visa neither money but it was so funny anyways
HUH......... Offensive
Now, Tell me Mr. Morals Why would a young bell-boy or a room service guy marry an older woman ?
Surely not for her Zimmer Frame lol
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quote:Originally posted by sonomod: No its a small percent and these are the type with the most contact with tourists so its a shame that is what tourists see the most.
What's a shame sonomod ?
You would be surprised to see how many Shirley Valentine's type on every plane is coming to Luxor. They're here looking for some ffffun in the sun darling. Not once but twic a year if not more. They aren't tourists lol
Sorry guys I'm out of here, I have a Faluka business to run. ta ta
Now
Back to the drawing board
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quote:Originally posted by needsomeone: What's a shame sonomod ?
You would be surprised to see how many Shirley Valentine's type on every plane is coming to Luxor. They're here looking for some ffffun in the sun darling. Not once but twic a year if not more. They aren't tourists lol
Sorry guys I'm out of here, I have a Faluka business to run. ta ta
Now
Back to the drawing board
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Never been south of Cairo, never been east of Cairo either.
Have no intention or want to see this part of Egypt.
Egypt to me isn't a f*cking vacation, I have other aims when I go to Egypt.
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I personally love Upper Egypt. It's my favorite part of Egypt. The history, the beautiful temples, the warm people. These silly women who are so gullable when these guys give them attention they lose site of reality. I don't know what it is, they wouldn't act that way or so easily fall for a guy like that in their own country. It's unfortunate that this minority of faluka boys and bell boys is all the majority of these tourists see. They don't interact with the everyday egyptians. Needsomeone you make me sad. The very thing you desire(money and visa) will imprison you.
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quote:Originally posted by Samia: Ya Ali... this post is as real as Dolly Partons tits... I'm British upfront and honest... and Bollocks is a decidedly un-Egyptian felucca guy expression!! You could at least have disguised it with a bit of bad spelling....or are feluca guys getting a university language degree now??? But.....Nice try!!!
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DEAR SAMIA, YOU HAVE AN AWESOME HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS ......
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Hi!! Why do you want and old english woman? I´m swedish girl 29 not rich but very beautiful and i will love to stay in Luxor.
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quote:Originally posted by Lizzi: Hi!! Why do you want and old english woman? I´m swedish girl 29 not rich but very beautiful and i will love to stay in Luxor.
Honey, its the money they want. And someone desperate enough to give the money.
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quote:Originally posted by Lizzi: Hi!! Why do you want and old english woman? I´m swedish girl 29 not rich but very beautiful and i will love to stay in Luxor.
Sorry Honey
Try next door
As for you Keepin IT Real
Be as SAD as you wish. It's a reality !
16 Orfi Marriage a day. We're in the high season Mr Real
quote:Originally posted by needsomeone: Sorry Honey
Try next door
As for you Keepin IT Real
Be as SAD as you wish. It's a reality !
16 Orfi Marriage a day. We're in the high season Mr Real
Back to my Faluka
ta ta
Ay carramba Ali! Dissing a Swedish stunner over british prune with money????
Ps. 16 ORFI a day per capita???? Wow! Now u r talking. I must get me a flight reservation to Upper Egypt before the season ends (pls not a word to my husband, I am telling him I will visit Samia )!
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OMG this was the funniest post I have ever read!!! Wallah this post from the very beginning made me laugh......i called my friend and she even laughed harder....needsomeone...whatever u are doing, personally i don't think is right, not islamically, not anything about it is right.......but all I have to say your choice of words are hilarious!!! ta ta and back to the drawing board, and fukala hahhahahhahahhahahahha
Thanks for putting a smile on my face, it was priceless!!!
quote:Originally posted by citizen: Needsomeone, I'm just curious to know what kind of job you're planning to get in the UK, if you get the rich lady and the visa?
Also, you're a young man. Would you be wanting kids at some time in the future? If so, how would you get them with your 50 yr old?
quote:Originally posted by Samia: ya NS, if you take on a 50 year old woman, you'll probably also br taking on her granchildren!! Instant grandparentdom!!
Dont tell me..... back to the drawing board???
I like that instant thingy Samia
I had a busy day today, Every one was haggling with me over the price of my Faluka ride, never mind
quote:Originally posted by Karah_Mia: That makes the two us however I am not even British! I sure will stop by to pick up you girl and some golden sandals and off we go!!!!!
Yippee.... here we come..... felluca guys beware!!! Karah, I'll get us matching golden bags too!!!
quote:Originally posted by Lizzi: I´m the beautiful swedish girl uou refused. I came to Luxor 15 dec. Invite me for a free faluka ride and you see what you missed.
Lizzi honey, Really sorry. Fully booked till Xmas. You may join the girls if they're coming. Check with Samia.
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