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Originally posted by Rimo:
Read these two stories in the papers today "Al ahram" thought I'd share it with you

Story no.1:
A guy filed for a divorce coz he found out in his wedding night that his wife was a nutcase!!!!! After an engagment that lasted for 3 months during which he never realised that she was missing a body part aka brain, he only thought her not talking that much was because she was the shy type where in fact her folks were keeping her completely stoned with drugs so that he won't notice (and amazingly he didn't)!!!!! The truth surfaced when on that night she tore off her dress , started screaming histerically and almost smashed his head with a glass of water.

If I were the judge: I'd have the guy STERILIZED. Enough stupid people already.

Story No. 2: a young 22 year old wife after having 3 miscarriages, she kidnapped a 5 days old baby, she told her husband when he came home that she was 7 months pregnant without him knowing and she went that day to her folks and had the baby delivered, why did she not tell before? she was afraid of another miscarriage. HE BELIEVED HER.

Jugde Rimo Rules: STERILIZE THAT ONE TOO.

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goodness, stupidity is so abundant, I am speechless and dying from laughter.

I meant to respond to you on another thread. Good you enjoyed the jokes on youregypt.