It is simple, don’t do it. Honestly if you are asking a complete stranger on the Internet about your love or business life then forget it. You are not ready. I have no problems if anyone asks specific questions about my life here. I am quite happy to answer them.

But these how do I change my life, is he the right man for me, how did you make a success in Egypt scare the hell out of me. I have no idea. I am just an ordinary person trying my best. I do not have magic answers.

My life has come about through loads of tramatic mistakes that have hurt deep. But I am an optimist and carry one regardless. I haven’t got it all right. I am not a guru with all the answers. And most especially I haven’t got a magic wand.

I haven’t lucky or clever I have been positive. This counts for a lot. If I get it wrong I bounce back (like LL) if I get it right(doesn’t happen a lot) then I enjoy it.

I wish everyone the best but all of us here on the internet can only talk about what happened to us this doesn’t mean it will happen to you and all these business plans, honestly if I had the answer you think I would be sitting here. I would be some kind of economic guru getting mega bucks. I don’t know if will work for you. I don’t know if it will work for me.

Best wishes to everyone

Oh and the answer is 42

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Originally posted by Penny:
Ahh Auntie Jane and you can't see your own usp staring you in the face. You just need one of those phone numbers.. do they have them in Egypt???

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rofl. I need that thanks Penny

Auntie jane will now be giving advice on a premium rate phone number,minimum call time 2 hours.
these rates are so high that when you receive your horrendous phone bill you will have a heart attack and instantly forget all of the problems you were stressing about in the first place.
Auntie jane will also provide free of charge a guarantee that by the time you have managed to pay your phone bill any lowlife deceitfull scum bag money grabbing git will be long gone and on to his next victim or 10.
If for some surprising reason your man is still waiting for you to marry him this will prove that he is either decent and honest or that he has waited so long for you he is now old and useless and has no chance of finding someone else,and seeing as he has waited so long he thinks he had just as well really get what he can out of you.
This scenario will however require another phone call to Auntie janes premium rate agony aunt phone service to find out how honourable your beloveds intentions really are.

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Penny it is the accountant in you coming out again

chelle I think you should be the business advisor not me

rimo yes I have all 5 books in the trilogy. BBC are broadcasting a new series of books 4 and 5 in the autumn should be good

to everyone else inside the asylum so long and thanks for all the fish