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OHHHHHHH Im Sorry 4 This Post, It`s 11:15am And Ive Just Got This Almighty Urge For A Cheese & Onion Pasty From GREGGS Infact Any Of The Pasties From GREGGS Would Do Me Right Now.
Ive Not Been Out For 2 Days, Gonna Go To LUXOR Now, Maybe Someone Opened A Greggs
quote:Originally posted by DJKeefy™:: OHHHHHHH Im Sorry 4 This Post, It`s 11:15am And Ive Just Got This Almighty Urge For A Cheese & Onion Pasty From [b]GREGGS Infact Any Of The Pasties From GREGGS Would Do Me Right Now.
Heard your plight Keefy coming down soon with your emergency supply namely one Greggs Cheese and Onion delicious Pasty, give my love to Pat and Barrie arriving today. Cant wait for my ringtones too.
Ive Not Been Out For 2 Days, Gonna Go To LUXOR Now, Maybe Someone Opened A Greggs
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I would love to see a clean, air conditioned place where you can have a pot of proper Glengette english tea, a plate of yorkshire ham with branson pickled sandwiches, huge scones with jam and cornish clotted cream and watch a good old movie, without being gleared at by the locals.
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Ohhhhh Think I Need To Close This Topic, Your All Making My Taste Buds Explode, Hey Yorkshire Ham (My Tastes Buds Tell me It`s Smoked Ham)- Nice Cup Of Tea With Nice Milk, Ohhhhhhh Im Gonna Go To Sleep.
Ayisha Im Sure A Greggs Would Make Some Nice Business If They Was Here, Just From me Alone..
Would have To Have A Ribena Drink With My Pasty
DJKeefy™
Not Going To Sleep, Im off To Omar Supermarket, maybe They Have Some Of That Smoked Ham.
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Yeah ICELAND Would Be Nice, At Least U Would Know That Your Favorite Meals Would Always Be In Stock, Here In Luxor U Get Somthing, And Think Hey That Was Nice, Then U Never See It Again.
Suppose I Can Have Chicken or Kofta Again Followed By Mango Ice Cream Then Have A Mango Drink.. NO Just Will Have A Piece Of Mango Chewing Gum.
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Seriously Keefy - if you were risking your own money, what business would you open in Luxor. E-mail me if you prefer. LL
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Hehehehehehe Luxorlover, Its So Funny You Said My Own Money... Has From Today Im In Luxor With NO MONEY Im Been Serious, I Went To The Bank To Get Some Money, And The Machine Said We Regret That We Cant complete Your Transaction Or Something like That, Earlier I Tried To Buy Some Webspace And Was Declined, Hey I Have Enough Money WHATS UP.
Used Tons Of Credit Ringing England To Find Out That They Have Issued New Chip & Pin Cards And My Cards Are No Longer Valid... THANK U HSBC For Letting Me Know & Leaving Me Here Without Money..
Good Job Someone Is Flying out Next Wednesday, And Sending Me Money Through Thomas Cook For Now.
And The Other Funny Thing Is I Was Just About To Ask U About A Small Business.. Will Let U Know In A email, Hmmmmmm Everybody Else Says, Now What Can It Be.
DJKeefy™ In Luxor With No Money To Buy That Smoked Ham.
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It is a good job there are those that love you enough to feed you until you are solvent again. I live in fear of the cash machine either gobbling up or rejecting my card. Like you i would not starve but it would be alarming.
I am very interested in whatever small business proposition you come up with and shall read the e-mail avidly.
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Hello DJ. The ham from the Christian shop is either edible or disgusting, Ive given it up in Luxor.
Theres only one business you could do that would be successful, and that is a massage business. One of my pleasures in life was to have a daily massage after breakfast, and I just cant get any reliable to do it on a regular basis.
Now, I am not talking about "funny" massages either. I used to spend my winters in places like Goa and India. There, one is able to get massaged to death, on the beach, in the hotels, in the villages and anywhere. If one is inclined to want massages in the strangest of places at unusual times, then one carries a personal supply of coconut oil. Just hold it up, let them see it, and they will all offer to give you a full hour for silly money. There are two types you can have, one is what I call the serious massage, and the other which is just a stroking sensation. They are both quite pleasurable, and one can choose whether you want a male or female to do the actual business, they are quite interchangeable.
Now, theres nothing like that here. You would have though with the enterprising lust for business, the Egyptians would have cottoned on. One of the two hotels do it for quite a lot of money, but thats it.
The fact that it is not done here is probably something to do with religion, and the other thing that is missing are public saunas, again for the same reason probably.
There are one or two gyms in Luxor now, and so it might not be too long before we have a nice sauna and massage facility, which some of us would like. Charlie
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Hi DJ, sorry to make you jealous but I've just had a cheese and onion pastie with chips for my dinner and it was MMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Charlie. I ran a gym in Luxor for three years - with massage, sauna and steam room. I cannot remember seeing you there. there are saunas and gyms popping up all over the place in Luxor but none of the staff are trained. The hotels at least have trained staff.
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Well I didnt know about that Luxorlover. When was that because I used to live right out in the country to do my oil paintings, and only used to come into town to do the shopping basically. Whenever Ive asked around nobody has ever know. Is it still operational? I might fall by and get my wings preened. Charlie
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Charlie - I closed it in the middle of last year but had it still been open you would have been an honoured guest and we would have preened your flight feathers for you.
Keefy - I am sure that a sausage roll will induce you to sleep walk. Now I know why L is so slim.
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and perhaps a thin slice of onion on the side. Poor L - why has he not already eaten it? Foolish man.
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What about someone starting up a Deli where you could get the best parma ham, Branston original pickle, smoked Danish bacon etc. etc. It wouldnt be cheap to buy cos it would all have to be specially imported. but I think there are enough people around who would pay through the nose for some of these things we call impossible luxuries out here. Charlie
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