Man, it seems like the harder we fight, the worse things turn out for us, and the better they turn out for the terrorists. They've really played their cards right in this whole war on terror. We've tried racial profiling, random searches, and we even smoked Saddam out of his hole, but they still get away with murder. I'm pretty frickin' tired of it.

Everywhere I go, they've got me wasting a lot of my energy looking out for suspicious people and being worried about suspicious packages. That's just what the terrorists want—me spending less time enjoying my freedom and more time wondering if that towelhead on the bus is one of them. Hey you terrorist big shots, I'm tired of constantly being on edge—how about giving us a chance to win once in a while?

Here's what I'm talking about: Last month, I was watching American Chopper, and they interrupted it right before the bike was finished to announce that the London subways had been bombed. One point terrorists, zero points freedom-lovers.

So, they won that round, no question, but did they have to be such showoffs about it? A week after they got us in the subways, they turned around and got us in the subways again! Like a goddamned touchdown dance. We get the point, assholes. Ever hear of a sore winner?

They even score without taking a shot sometimes. I hit a huge snag in traffic the other day. Give you three guesses why. Turns out they were searching trucks at the toll booths, looking for bombs and terrorists that morning. I was an hour late for work. Man, Osama must have been sitting back in his cave and laughing his ass off at me.

Speaking of that, do you know it costs me almost $70 to fill up my truck nowadays? What really kills me is knowing half of that goes to put food on the bin Laden family dinner table. I mean, they've got this whole global network of secret agents and underground video cells ready to strike at a moment's notice. Meanwhile, I can't even get my e-mail working.

It's just not fair. We passed that whole Patriot Act thing, my little brother's off fighting in Iraq along with about a million other guys, and we're fingerprinting all the Muslims in America, but we're still getting our asses handed to us. What the hell's going on?

I don't think it's out of line to call the terrorists cheaters. Yeah, I said it. We took over two whole countries, and there's still terrorists everywhere. You're supposed to turn yourself in when your country gets taken over, but not them. Come on, guys. Play by the rules once in a while.

I hate the terrorists for hating us, but I gotta respect them for their strategy. Those anthrax letters had everybody afraid to open their mail for months. Not even the Unabomber pulled that off.

If only we could do that to them. Send the terrorists a poison letter. Then they'd think twice about... Aw, who'm I kidding? They'd probably send it right back to us and kill some innocent schoolteacher. They're too smart to fall for any tricks.

Man, I got half a mind to go up to one of those terrorists and give him a piece of my mind. Oh, but I can't—they're in disguise and nobody can find them. There's not even an address I can send a strongly worded letter to.

GENERAL AND GORY !!!

And here's something else to think about afterwards. I did not write it BTW!!!

I - here - write my attempted interpretation of the current bloody events that have been taking place in the Lands of Islam since America decided to invade our Lands, Afganistan then Iraq, Iran/Syria/Egypt/Saudia Arabia are on the Pentagon's agenda.

I should state that I am not a scholar in Political Sciences, Also, I can not afford enough time/energy to carry out sufficient research to support my interpretations.

So, please, if you are interested enough to read further,
Please don't forget that the coming analyses/interpretations are just my personal/individual imaging of the MidEastern Scene:

At the beginning of the 20 th century, the Othman Empire was at its lowest aging point. The Calipha in Istanbol, the Empire's capital, had been deparetely trying to resist the Western pressures/greed to swallow the possessions of the Othman Empire. Internally, the Calipha was facing impatient demands to carry out political/social Reforms, mainly by the young Turks influenced by the infilterating Western Missionaries in the government and also schooling. Eventually, the Empire vanished and the Moslems lost their last Calipha.

At the beginning of the 21 st century; it seems that the present Leader of the Western World, USA, has decided to achieve what the Old aging European Empires had contineously failed in; to permanently colonize the Lands of Islam, to Defeat Islam the Faith and more importantly the Cultural Values. What we - the Moslems - are facing right now is - I think - an Anglo-American War on Islam itself; the religion/the culture.
Obviously; America managed to make Islam a synonym of Terror.
it seems we - the Moslems - are to witness an endless Psychological War.
Whatever individual/trivial accident/misbehavior taking place in the Lands of Islam that the Western Media manage to catch will be magnified and covertly used to dishonor Islam the religion.

In Brevity, we the Moslems have become The Enemy of the Western World. We - the Moslems - replaced the communists of the 2 nd half of the 20 th century.

America is dreaming to irradicate Islam from Earth based on its previous success to disintegrate the Soviet Empire by a fierceful psychological war.
In this psychological war, the TV news coverage plus the entertaining movies were the most influential weapons to demoralize the Russians and led them to surronder and getting into the current besiege by ground American military bases on their southern Vital borders.

We the Moslems should remind ourselves/each others with the Russian defeat, we should spend limited time with the American entertainment materials if not Delete them from our lives.

It is for the misfortune of Islam that America has taken it as its No 1 Enemy:
America is now at its Peak point of Strength:
Universities/Research Institutes in thousands equipped with All the Means to let the briliant scientists/innovators achieve breakthroughs in their respective fields.
Tremendous natural resources, except for Oil, that provide selfsufficiency in raw materials to their respective industries.
Athletic and Physically Healthy population based on various ethnic backgrounds with competitive/challenging spirit.

With All of these powerful Tools in the hands of the Enemy, Islam - the Faith - stands alone facing the Challenge.
Most of the Moslem populations live in poverty, governed by puppets (boot lickers) to the White House Emperor lacking the challenging spirit
to Plan for selfsufficiency and independence of foreign aid.

No wonder those naive young Moslems dream to see a newly born Salah El Din, 2000 version of a Leader who can Defeat the West! I on Friday prayers at different mosques in Alexandrea heard the Imam(s) asking the worshippers to raise their kids on the genuine Morals of Islam so that one of them might take the role of Salah El Din and restore our dignity.

I don't think we need an army General to lead the Moslem Armies like Salah El Din to Defeat America;
I - instead - believe that we must be aware of the psychological war that America has launched leading the Western World to Defeat - if not bury - Islam before the end of the 21 st century.

I can say; it is an intellectual war,
or in Ramsfeld terminology: War of Ideas!
The American Culture should dominate the entire planet Earth, Islam had been undefeatable faith with its cultural values resisted All the previous Western Wars, so it's the Time to irradicate Islam from Earth!

We the Moslems are facing an Enemy - America - equipped with modern sciences/technologies plus the accessible British expertise in dealing with our cultural values,
A challenge that Islam throughout 14 centuries had faced similar ones and with only its strong foundations and determined believers managed to conquer the Invaders of the Lands of Islam'
We the Moslems can intellectually Defeat America if we manage to stay sobber and escape from getting hypnotised with its Media War fare!!!

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Originally posted by 1mangang:

and more time wondering if that towelhead on the bus is one of them.

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Sami Al-Laithi said that as a result of his detention at the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay, he is now confined to a wheelchair with two broken vertebrae. He said military personnel and interrogators stomped on his back, dropped him on the floor and repeatedly forced his neck forward soon after his arrival at the prison. http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article9778.htm
http://snipurl.com/gytu

1) put a $5 billion dollar bounty on ben Laden's head. He'll be found in a week.

2)They seem to either don't know about Hiroshima or have forgotten. Send them tapes of the damage done to the town, people, and a list of statistics. Let them know that if they don't shut-up and sit down they will be next.

3)Kindly inform them that instead of a nuclear bomb we can harvest anti-matter.

There's a whole lot more you can do, but I'm sure that your imaginations are working by now.

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Originally posted by Valdamira_Tepes:
You wanna know how to get rid of terrorists?

1) put a $5 billion dollar bounty on ben Laden's head. He'll be found in a week.

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I would have given you the source if you wanted it so much.

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Didn't u know that when i became Muslim that all my fam and co-workers would call me the Wife of Bin... Then when Sadam did his mess they stared calling him his wife as well.. But, 25 Million not enough.. Save that For Bush-

Jannah

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Originally posted by Dalia:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by 1mangang:
[b]I would have given you the source if you wanted it so much.

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If you want to share a text that you think is worth sharing why not giving the source unless you want people to think you wrote it yourself???[/B][/QUOTE]

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Originally posted by Dalia:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by KeepinItReal:
[b]He never claimed the words were his.

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Originally posted by 1mangang:
if you stop long enough to take that corn cobb out of your butt you might have laughed and resisted being so anal about everything.

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Originally posted by Dalia:
Seems I hit a spot ...

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