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oh yeah, the first time my husband came home with laundry detergent in a plastic bag I said 'OHHH no, you go back and get me the REAL bag!!' Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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you know your african if you wear clothes with the tags still on. your parents sofa is covered with plastic youve ever been beaten by your momma with an extension cord... on every syllable shes saying the batteries in your remote are held in with electrical tape you say axe instead of ask you refer to a group of people as nem... "yea, goin out wiv gary and nem. you panic at the site of a police car if you turn into your street and see blue lights outside your house you run AWAY.
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the kind that walk around here like theyve gat a stone in one shoe... saying "yea yea yea blood", have a overcrowded council flat with 3 BMWs parked outside, who wear oversized clothes while thier 2 month old babys wearing prada, and creole ear rings.
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oh... did you mean the traffic wardens... sorry, i mean nigerians/traffic wardens... same thing in london...
[in a nigerian accent] "yoo can-not pak yo veHikle hee'a, eet eez an o-fens, yoo weel get a teeket"
think they learn it parrot fashion at heathrow, or dover... or the dole office...
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ok I have to try not to laugh, but you left out the car stereo is worth more than the actual car. Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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crikey! back at home (*states) there were beaten old cars, but the system inside was worth about 6 grand. also they lived in deploreable conditions, no food in the fridge, lots of kids, and no furniture but the TV was a huge widescreen
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you know your african when your gold teeth spell something when you cant open a door cause your nail extensions are too long when youve slept in a chair so you dont mess up 'the do' you roll one trouser leg up, have the waist band just hovering round the thigh showing at least 4 inches of designer underware you walk around with one hand under your shirt on your stomach to show off said undies and 6 pack you acquired at her majesties pleasure
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aarrrrI you mean... usually said whilst buckeling the body to one side quickly...
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oh.. and then slapping hands and kissing teeth
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you watch crime watch to catch up with your old school pals
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every CD case you own has bits of weed stuck to it
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you know people called ray-ray and jam-jam and lee-lee you wont answer the phone unless you recognise the number
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cheapscate... 11,000 POUNDS for 28 inch spinners on a blinged up blacked out range rover
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LOL.... all the pigeons gather on your roof in the winter due to the heat from the lights your growing your plants under in the loft!!
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perhaps you should see a doctor... you really should have more control of your bodily functions than that... vomiting and pissing.... lovely.
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quote:Originally posted by Charm El Feikh?: perhaps you should see a doctor... you really should have more control of your bodily functions than that... vomiting and pissing.... lovely.
Luckily, I don't vomit much. Only like 5 times during pregnancy and possibly twice not including pregnancy. But then I am probably blocking some bad memories out.
No seriously, why am I the only honky who enjoys a good "whitey joke".
Some of the best, most accurate "ghetto jokes" (all non-whites) are told by Latinos and African Americans. Some recent African immigrants spew out a bunch of winners too.
In politically correct Minnesota we don't have the open forum for racial jokes like LA does. And its a massive downer. I find when I am on public transit sitting in the back with the homeys their jokes make me so embarrassed that I turn bright red. I explain to them that its offensive to me, and they "tough ****" you whiteys don't live in the hood, so you ain't hurting. I live in the hood for 13 years now, and the worst neighborhood yet is the one I live in now, filled to the brim with white losers and loser yuppies. The neighborhoods of color were a haven compared to where I live now.
They just look at me like I have fallen from the moon. Then they relay a few whitey jokes to me, for therapy sake. I love Minneapolis. I can forget I am white for a while and enjoy people.
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To be honest, I've never heard any whitey jokes, if anyone knows any I would love a good laugh. Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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What's white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing!
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle? A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did the white guy do before his blood test? He studied.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl's ass!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms? Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his? Put them in alphabetical order
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QueenBee!!!!!! nearly spat my coffee at the screen!!!!!
NO FAIR!!!!! We dont have trailer trash.... no trailer trash=no trailer trash jokes!!! Boooo!!!
i'll have to think of something....
! BENEFIT SUCKING COUNCIL SCUM!!!!!!
you know your on the dole when you wont brag about your blow jobs incase it affects your benefits!
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