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Thought we could all use a refresher course. I don't know half of this stuff. 143 it means: I Love You 14AA41 One for All and All for One 2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be 2BZ4UQT Too Busy For You Cutey 2G2B4G Too Good To Be Forgotten 2G2BT Too Good To Be True 2NITE Tonight 404 it means: I Haven't A Clue 411 it means: Info 4EAE ForEver And Ever 4ever Forever 4NR Foreigner 5FS 5 Finger Salute 86 Out Of or Over 9 99 A/S/L/P Age/Sex/Location/Picture AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse AAF As A Friend AAK Asleep At Keyboard AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest AAR At Any Rate AAR8 At Any Rate AAS Alive And Smiling AATK Always At The Keyboard AAYF As Always, Your Friend AB Ass Backwards ABITHIWTIDB A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush ABT2 About To ACD Alt Control Delete ACE Access Control Entry ACK Acknowledgement ADAD Another Day Another Dollar ADBB All Done Bye Bye ADIH Another Day In Hell ADIP Another Day In Paradise ADR Address AEAP As Early As Possible AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned AFAICS As Far As I Can See AFAICT As far As I can Tell AFAIK As Far As I Know AFAIU As Far As I Understand AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It AFAP As Far As Possible AFAYC As Far As You're Concerned AFC Away From Computer AFDN Any F***ing Day Now AFGO Anotgher F***ing Growth Opportunity AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware AFINIAFI A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed AFK Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill AFPOE A Fresh Pair Of Eyes AFT About F***ing Time AFZ Acronym free zone AGKWE And God Knows What Else AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle aight Alright AIH As It Happens AIMB As I Mentioned Before AIMP Always In My Prayers AISB As I Said Before AISE As I Said Earlier AISI As I See It AKA or a.k.a. Also Known As ALAP As Late As Possible Alcon All Concerned ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life ALTG Act Locally, Think Globally AMAP As Many As Possible AMBW All My Best Wishes AMF Adios Muther F***er AML All My Love AMRMTYFTS All My Roommates Thank You For The Show AND Any day now ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different AOAS All Of A Sudden AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth AON Apropos Of Nothing AP Apple Pie AS Ape **** ASAFP As Soon As "Friggin" Possible ASAP As Soon As Possible ASL Age/Sex/Location ASLMH Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies ATAB Ain't That A Bitch ATST At The Same Time ATW All the Web or Around the Web AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again AWOL Absent Without Leave AYC Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky AYCE All You Can Eat AYK As You Know AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something AYTMTB And You're Telling Me This Because B/C Because B4 Before B4N Bye For Now B4U Before You B4YKI Before You Know It BAG Bursting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin BAK Back At my Keyboard BAMF Bad Ass Muther F***er BAU Business As Usual BB Be Back BB4N Bye-Bye for Now BBB Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief BBBG Bye Bye Be Good BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel BBFN Bye-Bye for Now BBIAB Be Back In A Bit BBIAF Be Back In A Few BBIAS Be Back In A Sec BBIAW Be Back In A While BBL Be Back Later BBMFIC Big Bad Muther F***er In Charge BBN Bye Bye Now BBSD Be Back Soon Darling BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later BBT Be Back Tomorrow BCBG Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle BCBS Big Company, Big School BCNU Be Seein' You BCOZ Because BD Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain BDBI5M Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes BDC Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com BDN Big Damn Number BEOS it means: Nudge BF Boyfriend -or- Bitch Features BFD Big F***ing Deal BFE Beyond F***ing Egypt BFF Best Friends Forever BFFTTE Best Friends Forever Til The End BFN Bye For Now BFR Big Fucken Rock BHAG Big Hairy Audacious Goal BHG Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart BIBI Bye Bye BIBO Beer In, Beer Out BIF Basis In Fact or Before I Forget BIOYE Blow It Out Your Ear BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port BIOYN Blow it Out Your Nose BITD Back In The Day BKA Better Known As BL Belly Laughing BLBBLB Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird BM Byte Me BMF Bad Muther F***er BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter BMOF Bite Me Old Fart BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass BNDN Been Nowhere Done Nothing BNF Big Name Fan BO Bug Off -or- Body Odor BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch BOCTAAE But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again BOTEC Back-Of-The-Envelope Calculation BOTOH But On The Other Hand BPLM Big Person Little Mind BR Bathroom BRB Be Right Back BRT Be Right There BS Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain BSAAW Big Smile And A Wink BSBD&NE Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience BSF But Seriously, Folks BT Byte This BTA But Then Again or Before The Attacks BTDT Been There Done That BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt BTFO Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over BTHOOM Beats The Heck Out Of Me BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me BTTT Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top BTW By The Way BTWBO Be There With Bells On BTWITIAILW/U By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You BW Best Wishes BWDIK But What Do I Know BWL Bursting With Laughter BWO Black, White or Other BYKT But you Knew That BYOA Bring Your Own Advil C&G Chuckly and Grin C/P Cross Post C4N Ciao For Now CAAC Cool As A Cucumber CB Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break CBB Can't Be Bothered CBF Can't Be F***ed CBJ Covered Blow Job CFV Call For Vote CIAO Goodbye (in Italian) CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out CID Consider It Done CIS CompuServe Information Service CMF Count My Fingers CMIW Correct Me if I'm Wrong CMU Crack Me Up CNP Continued in Next Post COB Close Of Business CofS Church of Scientology COS Change Of Subject C-P Sleepy CRAFT Can't Remember A F***ing Thing CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products CRAT Can't Remember A Thing CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh** CRB Come Right Back CRBT Crying Real Big Tears CRS Can't Remember Sh** CRTLA Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym CSL Can't Stop Laughing C-T City CTA Call To Action CTC Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat CU See You -or- Cracking Up CUATU See You Around The Universe CUL See You Later CUL8ER See You Later CUL8R See You Later CUNS See You In School CWYL Chat With You Later CY Calm Yourself CYA Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya CYL See You Later CYM Check Your Mail CYO See You Online CYT See You Tomorrow DAMHIKT Don't Ask Me How I Know That DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover DBA Doing Business As DBABAI Don't Be A Bitch About It DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read DD Due Diligence DDD Direct Distance Dial DETI Don't Even Think It DF Dear Friend DFLA Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA) DGA Don't Go Anywhere DGT Don't Go There DGTG Don't Go There Girlfriend DGYF Damn Girl You're Fine DH Dear Hubby or Husband DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath DIKU Do I Know You DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** DITR Dancing In The Rain DITYID Did I Tell You I'm Distressed DIY Do It Yourself DKDC Don't Know Don't Care DL Download -or- Dead Link DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite DLTM Don't Lie To Me DMI Don't Mention It DNC Does Not Compute DOE Depends On Experience DOEI Goodbye (in Dutch) DORD Department of Redundancy Department DP Domestic Partner DQMOT Don't Quote Me On This DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job DRIB Don't Read If Busy DTRT Do The Right Thing DUI Driving Under the Influence DURS! -or- DUS! Damn You Are Sexy! -or- Damn You Sexy! DUST Did You See That DWB Don't Write Back DWBH Don't Worry Be Happy DWI Driving While Intoxicated DWS Driving While Stupid DWWWI Surfing the World Wide Web while Intoxicated DWYM Does What You Mean DYFM Dude You Fascinate Me DYHAB Do You Have A Boyfriend DYHAG Do You Have A Girlfriend DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate it When... DYOFDW Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing E123 Easy as One, Two, Three EAK Eating at Keyboard EFT Electronic Funds Transfer EG Evil Grin EL Evil Laugh EM Excuse Me EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In EMI Excuse My Ignorance EML Email Me Later EMRTW Evil Monkey's Rule The World EMSG E-Mail Message EOD End Of Day EOM End Of Message EOT End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion) ESADYFA Eat **** And Die You F***ing Asshole ESEMED Every Second Every Minute Every Day ESMF Eat Sh** Mother F***er ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator ETA Estimated Time of Arrival ETLA ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA) EVRE1 Every One EWI E-mailing While Intoxicated EZ Easy F2F Face-to-Face FAB Features Attributes Benefits FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List FAWC For Anyone Who Cares FBI Fucking Brilliant Idea FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat FE Fatal Error FF Friends Forever FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures New FFS For F***s Sake FGDAI stands for Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It FILF Father I'd Like to F*** FILTH Failed In London, Try Hong Kong FINE F***ked up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional FISH First in, Still Here FITB Fill in the Blanks FLA Four Letter Acronym FMTYEWTK Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know FO F*** Off FOAF Friend Of A Friend FOC Free of Charge FOFL Falling on Floor Laughing FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing FORD Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge FRED F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device FSR For Some Reason FSU F*** **** Up FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart FTF F*** That's Funny FTFOI For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It FTL Faster Than Light FTLOG For The Love Of God FTR For The Record FTRF F*** That's Really Funny FTTB For The Time Being FTW For The Win FU2 F*** You Too FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation FUM F***ed Up Mess FWB Friends With Benefits FWD Forward FWIW For What It's Worth FYA For Your Amusement FYE For Your Edification FYI For Your Information FYIFV F*** You I'm Fully Vested FYLTGE From Your Lips To Gods Ears FYM For Your Misinformation FYSBIGTBABN Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night G Guess -or- Grin G2GLYS Got To Go Love Ya So GA Go Ahead GAL Get A Life GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little GALHER Get A Load of Her GALHIM Get A Load of Him GAP Got A Pic? GAS Got A Second GBG Great Big Grin GBH Great Big Hug GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running GDI God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent GF Girlfriend GFF Go F****ing Figure GFI Go For It GFN Gone For Now GFTD Gone For The Day GFY Go F*** Yourself GG Good Game (or) Gotta Go GGN Gotta Go Now GGP Gotta Go Pee GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That GL Good Luck -or- Get Lost GLBT Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender GLG Good Looking Girl GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I GM Good Morning GMAB Give Me A Break GMAFB Give Me A F***ing Break GMTA Great Minds Think Alike GMTFT Great Minds Think For Themselves GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You GNSD Good Night Sweet Dreams GOI Get Over It GOK God Only Knows GOL Giggling Out Loud GOS Gay Or Straight GOYHH Get Off Your High Horse GR&D Grinning Running And Ducking GR8 Great gratz Congratulations GRRRR it means Growling GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake GTFOOH Get The F*** Out Of Here GTG Got To Go GTGB Got To Go, Bye GTGP Got To Go Pee GTH Go To Hell GTM Giggle To Myself GTRM Going To Read Mail GTSY Glad To See You GUD Geographically UnDesirable GWS Get Well Soon GYHOOYA Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass GYPO Get Your Pants Off H&K Hug and Kiss h/o Hold On h/p Hold Please H4XX0R a "hacker" or "to be hacked" HAGD Have a Great Day HAGN Have A Good Night HAGO Have A Good One HAK Hugs And Kisses HAND Have a Nice Day HAWTLW Hello And Welcome To Last Week HB Hurry Back HBIB Hot But Inappropriate Boy HCC Holy Computer Crap HD Hold HF Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith HHIS Hanging Head In Shame HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding HHOS Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours HIG How's It Going HIH Hope It Helps HIOOC Help, I'm Out Of Coffee HITAKS Hang In There And Keep Smiling HNTI How Nice That/This Is HNTW How Nice That Was HOHA HOllywood HAcker HSIK How Should I Know HT Hi There HTB Hang The Bastards HTH Hope This (or That) Helps HTNOTH Hit The Nail On The Head HUA Heads Up Ace HUGZ Hugs HUYA Head Up Your A** HWGA Here We Go Again I 1-D-R I Wonder I&I Intercourse and Inebriation IAC In Any Case IAC In Any Case IAE In Any Event IAITS It's All In The Subject IANAC I Am Not A Crook IANADBIPOOTV I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV IANAE I Am Not an Expert IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer IANNNGC I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties IASAP4U I Always Say A Prayer For You IAT I Am Tired IAW I Agree With IBIWISI I'll Believe It When I See It IBRB I Will Be Right Back IBT In Between Technology IBTC Itty Bitty Titty Committee IBTD I Beg To Differ IBTL In Before The Lock IC In Character ICBW I Could Be Wrong ID10T Idiot IDC I Don't Care IDGAF I Don't Give A F*** IDGARA I Don't Give A Rats Ass IDGI I Don't Get It IDK I Don't Know IDKY I Don't Know You I-D-L Ideal IDM It Does Not Matter IDST I Didn't Say That IDTS I Don't Think So IEF It's Esther's Fault IFAB I Found A Bug IFU I F***ed Up IGGP I Gotta Go Pee IGTP I Get The Point IHA I Hate Acronyms IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message IHNO I Have No Opinion IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise or I Hate This F***ing Place IHU I Hear You IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside IIMAD If It Makes An(y) Difference IIR If I Remember or If I Recall IIRC If I Remember Correctly or If I Recall Correctly IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink IITYWYBMAD If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink IIWM If It Were Me IKALOPLT I Know A Lot Of People Like That ILA I Love Acronyms ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard ILMURLABITIMMHAC I Like Making Up Ridiculously Long Acronyms Because I Think It Makes Me Hip And Cool ILU I Love You ILY I Love You IM Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message IM2BZ2P I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee! IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion IMCO In My Considered Opinion IMHEIUO In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion IMHO In My Humble Opinion IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion IMO In My Opinion IMOO In My Own Opinion IMS I Am Sorry INMP It's Not My Problem INNW If Not Now, When INPO In No Particular Order IOH I'm Outta Here IOUD Inside, Outside, Upside Down IOW In Other Words IPN I'm Posting Naked IRL In Real Life ISAGN I See A Great Need ISH Insert Sarcasm Here ISS I Said So ISTM It Seems to Me ISTR I Seem To Remember ISWYM I See What You Mean ISYALS I'll Send You A Letter Soon ITIGBS I Think I'm Going To Be Sick ITM In The Money IUM If You Must IWALU I Will Always Love You IWSN I Want Sex Now IYAOYAS If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh** IYD In Your Dreams IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do IYO In Your Opinion IYQ I like you IYSS If You Say So IYSWIM If You See What I Mean J/C Just Checking J/J Just Joking J/K Just Kidding J/P Just Playing J/W Just Wondering J2LYK Just To Let You Know J4G Just For Grins J5M Just Five Minutes JAD Just Another day JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker JAFS Just A F***ing Salesman JAM Just a Minute JAS Just A Second JDI Just Do It JEOMK Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard JK Just Kidding JM2C Just My 2 Cents JMO Just My Opinion JOOTT Just One Of Those Things JSU Just Shut Up JT Just Teasing JTLYK Just To Let You Know JUADLAM Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey K OK KBD Keyboard KEWL Cool KFY Kiss For You KIA Killed In Action KIR Keep It Real KISS Keep It Simple Stupid KIT Keep In Touch KK Kiss Kiss KMA Kiss My Ass KMFHA Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass KMP Keep Me Posted KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish Arse KMSLA Kiss My Shiny Little Ass KMWA Kiss My White Ass KOK Knock KOTC Kiss On The Cheek KOTL Kiss On The Lips KPC Keeping Parents Clueless KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work KWIM Know What I Mean KYPO Keep Your Pants On L8R Later LAQ Lame Ass Quote LBR and LGR Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room LBUG -or- LBIG Laughing Because You Are Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay LD Long Distance -or- Later Dude LDIMEDILLIGAF Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F*** LDR Long Distance Relationship LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again LHO Laughing Head Off LHOS Lets Have Online Sex LIFO Last In First Out LIS Laughing In Silence LKITR Little Kid In The Room LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause LMAO Laughing My Ass Off LMFAO Laughing My F***ing Ass Off LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life LMK Let Me Know LMSO Laughing My Socks Off LMTCB Left Message To Call Back LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love) LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Right Dick LONH Lights On, Nobody Home LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery LOU Laughing Over You LPOS Lazy Piece Of Sh*t LRF Little Rubber Feet LSV Language, Sex, Violence LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry LTM Laugh To Myself LTNS Long Time No See LTR Long Term Relationship LULU Locally Undesireable Land Use LWR Launch When Ready LY Love You LY4E Love You Forever LYB Love Ya Babe LYCYLBB Love You, see You Later, Bye Bye LYKYAMY Love Ya, Kiss Ya, Already Miss Ya LYL Love You Lots LYLAB Love You Like a Brother LYLAS Love You Like A Sister LYLB Love Ya Later Bye LYMI Love Ya, Mean It LYWAMH Love You With All My Heart M4C Meet for Coffee M8 or M8s Mate or Mates MA Mature Audience MAYA Most Advanced Yet Accessible MB Message Board MBN Must Be Nice MBRFN Must Be Real F***ing Nice MFD Multi-Function Device MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You MHOTY My Hat's Off To You MIA Missing In Action MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please MILF Mother I'd Like to F*** MITIN More Info Than I Needed MKOP My Kind Of Place MLAS My Lips Are Sealed MM Market Maker MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You MOFO Mother F***er MOMPL One Moment Please MOO Mud, Object-Oriented MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex MOP MOment Please MorF Male or Female MOSS Member Of The Same Sex MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex MOTD Message Of The Day MOTSS Members Of The Same Sex MSG Message MSMD Monkey See Monkey Do MSNUW Mini-Skirt No UnderWear MTBF Mean Time Between Failure MTF More To Follow MTFBWY May The Force Be With You MTLA My True Love Always MTSBWY May The Schwartz Be With You MUAH MUBAR Messed up Beyond All Recognition MUSM Miss You So Much MWAH the sound of a kiss MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later MYL Mind Your Language MYOB Mind Your Own Business N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated N/M Nothing Much N/T No Text N1 Nice One N2M Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much N2MJCHBU Not Too Much Just Chillin, How aBout yoU NAB Not A Blonde NADT Not A Damn Thing NAK Nursing At Keyboard NALOPKT Not A Lot of People Know That N-A-Y-L In A While NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) NBD No Big Deal NBIF No Basis In Fact NCG New College Graduate NDN Indian or Native American NE Anyway NE1 Anyone NE1ER Anyone Here Ne2H Need To Have NESEC Any Second NFBSK Not For British School Kids NFF No F*cking Fair NFG Not F***ing Good NFI No F***ing Idea NFW No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way NG New Game NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer NIGYYSOB Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch NIM No Internal Message NIMBY Not In My Back Yard NIMJD Not In My Job Description NIMQ Not In My Queue NIMY Never In A Million Years NISM Need I Say More NIYWFD Not In Your Wildest F*cking Dreams NM Never Mind or Nothing Much NMH Not Much Here NMHJC Not Much Here, Just Chilling NMP Not My Problem NMTE Now More Than Ever NN Not Now! NOFI No OFfence Intended NOYB None Of Your Business NP No Problem NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear NRG Energy NRN No Reply Necessary NSA No Strings Attached NSFW Not Safe For Work NSS No Sh*t Sherlock NTIMM Not That It Matters Much NTK Nice To Know NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That NTYMI Now That You Mention It NUFF Enough Said NW No Way NYCFS New York City Finger Saluet OAUS On An Unrelated Subject OBTW Oh By The Way OCD Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ODTAA One Damn Thing After Another OIC Oh, I See OK All Correct OLL OnLine Love OMB Oh My Buddha OMDB Over My Dead Body OMG Oh My God OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard OML Oh My Lord ONID Oh No I Didn't ONNA Oh No, Not Again ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again OOAK One Of A Kind OOC Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control OOF Out Of Facility OOI Out Of Interest OOO Out Of Office OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment OSIF Oh Sh** I Forgot OT Off Topic OTF Off The Floor OTOH On The Other Hand OTP On The Phone OTT Over The Top OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head OUSU Oh, You Shut Up OWTTE Or Words To That Effect OZ stands for: Australia P&C Private and Confidential P2C2E Process Too Complicated Too Explain P911 Parent Alert PAL Parents Are Listening PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff PAW Parents Are Watching PD Public Domain PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass PDQ Pretty Darn Quick PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard PFA Pulled From Ass PIBKAC Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair PIF Paid In Full PIMP Peeing In My Pants PIR Parent In Room PITA Pain In The Ass PLS Please PM Personal Message -or- Private Message PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth PMJI Pardon My Jumping In PND Possibly Not Definitely PO Piss Off POAHF Put On A Happy Face PONA Person Of No Account POOF Good-bye, also seen as ::poof:: POS Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh** POV Point of View PP People PS Post Script PTH Prime Tanning Hours PU That Stinks P-ZA Pizza QL Quit Laughing QQ Quick Question QS Quit Scrolling QT Cutie R&D Research & Development R&R Rest & Relaxation RAT Remote(ly) Activated Trojan RBAY Right Back At You RBTL Read Between The Lines RC Remote Control RE Regards or Hello Again RFD Request For Discussion RFR Really F*#king Rich RFS Really F*#king Soon RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms RL Real Life RLF Real Life Friend RMLB Read My Lips Baby RMMM Read My Mail Man RN Right Now ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing ROR Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect) ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud ROTGL Rolling On The Ground Laughing ROTGLMAO Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off ROTM Right On The Money RPG Role Playing Games RSN Real Soon Now RT Real Time RTBS Reason To Be Single RTFAQ Read the FAQ File RTFM Read The F***ing Manual RTK Return To Keyboard RTM or RTFM Read The Manual - or - Read The F*#king Manual RTTSD Right Thing To Say Dude RU Are You RUMCYMHMD Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose RUMORF Are You Male Or Female RUOK Are you OK RUT aRe yoU There? RUUP4IT Are You Up For It RX Regards RYO Roll Your Own S^ What's Up S2R Send To Receive S4L Spam For Life SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again SBUG Small Bald Unaudacious Goal SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist SED Said Enough Darling SEG Sh** Eating Grin SEP Somebody Else's Problem SETE Smiling Ear To Ear SF Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware SFETE Smiling From Ear To Ear SFX Sound Effects SH Sh** Happens SHID Slap Head In Disgust SII Seriously Impaired Imagination SITCOMs Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage SITD Still In The Dark SLAP Sounds Like A Plan SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message SME Subject Matter Expert SMEM Send Me E-Mail SMIM Send Me an Instant Message SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager SO Significant Other (ie., spouse, boy/girlfriend) SOB Son Of a B*tch SOGOP Sh** Or Get Off the Pot SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure SOI Self Owning Idiot SOL Sh** Out of Luck SOMY Sick Of Me Yet SOP Standard Operating Procedure SorG Straight or Gay SOS Same Old Sh** SOT Short On Time SOTMG Short On Time, Must Go SRO Standing Room Only SSDD Same Sh** Different Day SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms STD Seal The Deal STFU Shut The F*** Up STFW Search The F***ing Web STM Spank The Monkey STR8 Straight STW Search The Web STYS Speak To You Soon SU Shut Up SUAKM Shut Up And Kiss Me SUFI Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile SUP it means: What's Up SUYF Shut Up You Fool SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways SWAK Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss SWDYT So What Do You Think SWL Screaming With Laughter SYS See You Soon TA Thanks Again TAFN That's All For Now TAH Take A Hike TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TARFU Things Are Really F***ed Up TAS Taking A Shower TBA To Be Advised TBC To Be Continued TC Take Care TCB Trouble Came Back TCOY Take Care Of Yourself TDM Too Darn Many TDTM Talk Dirty To Me TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It TFDS That is For Darn Sure TFH Thread From Hell TFN Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice TFX Traffic TGGTG That Girl/Guy has Got To Go TGIF Thank God It's Friday THX or TX or THKS Thanks TIA Thanks In Advance TIAIL Think I Am In Love TIC Tongue In Cheek TILII Tell It Like It Is TK To Come TLA Three Letter Acronym TLGO The List Goes On TLITBC That's Life In The Big City TLK-2-U-L-8-R Talk to You Later TM Trust Me TMI Too Much Information TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It TNA Temporarily Not Available TNC Tongue In Cheek TNT Til Next Time TNX Thanks TOM Tomorrow TOPCA Til Our Paths Cross Again TOT Tons of Time TOY Thinking Of You TP Team Player TPC The Phone Company TPTB The Powers That Be TQM Total Quality Management TS Tough Sh** TSIA This Says It All TSOB Tough Son Of a B*tch TSR Totally Stuck in RAM TSRA Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge TTFN Ta Ta For Now TTG Time to Go TTS Text to Speech TTT That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too TTUL Talk to You Later TTYL Talk To You Later TVN Thank You Very Much TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit TWIMC To Whom it may Concern TWIWI That Was Interesting, Wasn't It TXS Thanks TY Thank You TYVM Thank You Very Much U You U2 You Too UBS Unique Buying State U-L You Will unPC unPolitically Correct UPOD Under Promise Over Deliver UR You Are URAPITA You Are A Pain In The Ass URWS You Are Wise URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me USP Unique Selling Proposition VBG Very Big Grin VBS Very Big Smile VC Venture Capital VEG Very Evil Grin VFM Value For Money VM Voice Mail VRBS Virtual Reality Bull Sh** VSF Very Sad Face W/O Without WAD Without A Doubt WAFM What A F***ing Mess WAG Wild Ass Guess WAI What An Idiot WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar WAYD What Are You Doing WAYN Where Are You Now WB Welcome Back -or- Write Back WBS Write Back Soon WC Who Cares WCA Who Cares Anyway WDALYIC Who Died And Left You In Charge WDR With Due Respect WDYS What Did You Say WDYT What Do You Think WE Whatever WEG Wicked Evil Grin WETSU We Eat This Sh** Up WF Way Fun WFM Works For Me WG Wicked Grin WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F*** WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If WIIFM What's In It For Me WIP Work In Process WISP Winning Is So Pleasureable WIT Wordsmith In Training WITFITS What In The F*** Is This Sh** WITW What In The World WIU Wrap It Up WKEWL Way Cool WNOHGB Were No One Has Gone Before WOG Wise Old Guy WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time WOP With Out Papers WRT With Regard To or With Respect To WT Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The WTB Want To Buy WTF What The F*** WTG Way To Go WTGP Want To Go Private WTH What the Heck WTMI Way Too Much Information WTSDS Where The Sun Don't Shine WTTM Without Thinking To Much WU What's Up WUF Where You From WWSD What Would Satan Do WWY Where Were You WX Weather WYCM Will You Call Me WYP What's Your Problem WYRN What's Your Real Name WYS Whatever You Say WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good WYT Whatever You Think WYWH Wish You Were Here X-I-10 Exciting XME Excuse Me XOXO Hugs and Kisses YA Yet Another YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) YACC Yet Another Calendar Company YAFIYGI You Asked For It You Got It YBF You've Been F***ed YBS You'll Be Sorry YCT Your Comment To YDKM You Don't Know Me YEPPIES Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers YGBK You Gotta Be Kidding YGBSM You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me YHM You Have Mail YIC Yours In Christ YKW You Know What YMMV Your Mileage May Vary YNK You Never Know YOYO You're On Your Own YR Yeah Right YRYOCC You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do YTTT You Telling The Truth YUPPIES Young Urban Professionals YW You're Welcome YWIA You're Welcome In Advance YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever ZZZ Sleeping, Bored, Tired
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Great, sheba, I print that out and put it under my pillow tonight. Tomorrow I start the chat lingo! Thanks again!
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Well off to study. I really like them. Have a good night everybody! Oooops, I mean GNSD!
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Dumb Hoes that marry b!tch-ass beta males then complain about how their lives are so royally phuqed, and seek sympathy/approval from numerous other dumb hoes in the same situation who have decided to maintain the role of perpetual victims & completely disregard fundamental concepts like reason & accountability.
LOL I had no idea. I looked up several places, but this one had the most. LOL
Yeah I agree this is kind of fun learning new lingo. But 18 pages!
Do what I do, when I need something handy to refer to. I copy/paste into notepad. Then it's easily found when you need it. Sometimes I just leave it minimized in taskbar while I'm actively using it.
Posts: 2133 | From: Redneckland | Registered: Oct 2006
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Dumb Hoes that marry b!tch-ass beta males then complain about how their lives are so royally phuqed, and seek sympathy/approval from numerous other dumb hoes in the same situation who have decided to maintain the role of perpetual victims & completely disregard fundamental concepts like reason & accountability.
quote:Originally posted by VanillaBullshit: completely disregard fundamental concepts like reason & accountability.
And men don't have to use reason or accountability. Because God is a man!
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