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hey, i have a secret, I'll come out of the closet..... I will expose myslef since alot has been exposed on ES recently, more then we can handle actually
I am a porn star
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quote:Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT: hey, i have a secret, I'll come out of the closet..... I will expose myslef since alot has been exposed on ES recently, more then we can handle actually
I am a porn star
I know you are joking as I am sure everyone does but I did get a good laugh at that one.. Posts: 895 | From: Atlanta, GA. | Registered: Nov 2004
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quote:Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT: hey, i have a secret, I'll come out of the closet..... I will expose myslef since alot has been exposed on ES recently, more then we can handle actually
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That is nice and funny after the war that was going on ES, i am whispering because they stop for the last hour so lets do not weak them again Posts: 233 | From: Cairo | Registered: Dec 2006
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quote:Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT: So anybody else besides me wants to come out of the closet?
So far nobody did
Okay, okay!!! I'll finally tell the truth!!!! I am really a MAN who does Drag Queen shows at night! My stage name is 2Hot4U, or Lustious depending on my mood!!! Posts: 820 | Registered: Mar 2006
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If I post a secret - it's not a secret anymore, is it??? Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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I secretly thought the movie Team America was hilarious, while pretending to be disgusted by it. Posts: 1879 | From: Going to Graceland | Registered: Nov 2006
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I used my exhusbands toothbrush to clean the toilet. Yes, I truly despised the creep and no, I never told him.
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I laugh when my dog humps unsuspecting peoples legs............except when it's me Posts: 1879 | From: Going to Graceland | Registered: Nov 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Alchemist: I laugh when my dog humps unsuspecting peoples legs............except when it's me
You know what that means don't you?
When a Dog humps anyone's leg, he's telling them "I'm the alpha dog here" this is the Dog's way of exerting dominance over people, nothing to do with sex, if your Dog does that to you, this behavior should immediately be rectified, coz they'll keep doing it if you don't stop them.
Grab him by the scruff of his neck, (that's how their mothers grab them as pups) and order him to behave.
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quote:Originally posted by VanillaBullshit: I cried when I watched 'The English Patient'.
Hey, that was a sad ass movie.
I cried at "50 first Dates"!!! w/ adam sandler.. wallahi.. the tears just kept flowing ! dont know what my problem was Posts: 431 | From: beantown | Registered: Nov 2006
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secret ,, I know that word very ell ,, I hae never had someone to share my secrets ,, ou know that kind of guys that always keep things inside , never tell any body ,, I had lots of friends , but as I'm a very good listner ,, they never try to listen ,, this hurts some times ,, but as a matter of fact, me too didn't get used to tell ,, but I 'll try uphere .. so help me
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omg Laura! I used to do the same thing to my brother when we were kids! lol Then again, once he really pissed me off and I smeared a huge pile of dog poop on his bedsheets and carefully made his bed, blanket on top....ahhhh sibilings... Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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quote:Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers: omg Laura! I used to do the same thing to my brother when we were kids! lol Then again, once he really pissed me off and I smeared a huge pile of dog poop on his bedsheets and carefully made his bed, blanket on top....ahhhh sibilings...
lol ahhhh Smuckers ..you know looking back I think he is lucky that was the worst I could come up with..haha
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Oh you can come up with a lot of inventive things to do without them knowing, but just enough to make you feel better (not that I would do that today , of course) Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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All my friends know I didn’t drink a coffee ,I hate coffee taste , and its colour , i puke if i drink it . But I cann’t resist coffee smell ,I waiting to nose its smell specially in coffee shops where they Grind Coffee grains
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quote:Originally posted by High-Voltage: why Kazab ? do you think all men are useless like your husband
I can prove to you i can do it
You know you and your likes never fail to disappoint me. You are a living proof of why having a discussion with a dumb-ass is a waste of time.
My husband is useless? Why? Is he the one sitting on forums exchanging BS with complete strangers?
Go find a job or learn language or do some sport instead of boasting about your fake manhood.
I don't need any proof of you getting penetrated by your boss. You said it and that was enough.
HV was screwed by his boss, hee hee! And did you get a raise for that? Let me guess.. You became HIV?
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quote:Originally posted by Batman, non-stop, righteous machine:
quote:Originally posted by High-Voltage: I had sex with my manager in her office .......
day dream or wet dream?
Mk HV is one of your patients
Hmmm? Batman's grasp and use of language varies so much, but is the conundrum solvable? Happy New Year, Batman! Posts: 2953 | From: Slightly south of Azkaban. | Registered: Aug 2006
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