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hey fannyflap, we are all traumatized in here, we talk, eat, drink and sleep flap now
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maybe should have a special section on her just for talking flaps? I hope that bitch dont try to flapchat to me, she will get twice as much back. Do you think she is dead, death by flaps? Or is she busy filming her next porno - FLAPS - BIGGER - SAGGIER - UNTRIMMED?
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The Prime Minister of Flapistan has just informed me that the International Flap Conference has been moved to a larger location, one able to accomodate all the huge fluttering flaps.
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vannillabullshit, i heard she was showing off her huge flappers to the red sea dolphins, they were dead jealous apparently but the fishy smell was even offputting for them. Those flaps are also being commissioned as new submarine propellers by the MoD. I also hear she opened her legs in Dahab and now there are two blue holes in the sea. There was also a hurricane in Texas when she opened her legs to fannyfart. They put the heavy tornados down to global warming last year, but i think we all know different....
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you lot are hysterically flappy i gotta go out now but i cant wait to get back, OMG my life is so sad
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quote:Originally posted by fannyflap: vannillabullshit, i heard she was showing off her huge flappers to the red sea dolphins, they were dead jealous apparently but the fishy smell was even offputting for them. Those flaps are also being commissioned as new submarine propellers by the MoD. I also hear she opened her legs in Dahab and now there are two blue holes in the sea. There was also a hurricane in Texas when she opened her legs to fannyfart. They put the heavy tornados down to global warming last year, but i think we all know different....
Several Sperm Whales are reported missing, Japanese fishermen are now looking to the power of the almighty Flap to use as bait, that way the Whales are overwhelmed making them easier to catch.
Flap me upside the head, I'm Flappergasted.
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Just heard from a friend in the states that while browsing the imfamous rag sheets at the supermarket check out counter, it was on the front covers that our MIA doll, was busy undertaking her new career as Flap Dancer at the local Minnepolis Nudie Joint.
Flaptastic!
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Archaelogists & Flapologists alike are astounded at the recent findings in sub-saharan Africa of the infamous Flapasaurus, a deadly predator known to engulf everything in it's proximity, even light.
Even Flapzilla was no match for the Flapasaurus.
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Egypt braces itself for the most deadliest virus outbreak ever.
FLAP FLU
Flap Flu doesn’t kill people itself. Instead, the virus shuts down a person’s immune defenses—the tools used to fight off invading flap germs.
Government officials are working nonstop to develop a flap vaccine.
If you feel you have been exposed to anyone carrying the deadly flap germs, please seek medical treatment immediately.
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Emerging technology has brought about the invention of a gadget that automatically turns out the lights when you go to have sex. It is especially useful if you have a distended abdomen and saggy breasts. Showing itself to be a hot item in test markets this new product as seen on TV is availiable for a low cost of $19.95 + S/H.
What are they calling it? The Flapper
"Flap on, Flap off, flap on flap off.....THE FLAPPER!"
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Steve Irwin, aka The Crocodile Hunter wasn't killed by a stingrays barb, in fact it was a giant flappy labia that smothered him to death off the coast of perth Australia.
The Coast Guard has posted a warning to ocean enthusiasts and boaters alike. Be on the look out for a giant grey batwinged creature, known to suffocate and sting.
Fortunately if you come into contact with the FlapRay, a shot of penicillin usually clears the rash righ tup.
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LMAO! Seriously this is too funny. I just spit my water all over! Now I know what you mean ayisha, there should be a warning!
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*picking myself up from the floor* LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL seriously this forum has not been this entertaining in years....am glad I came back...HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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quote:Originally posted by Cosmogirl: THIS JUST IN:
Steve Irwin, aka The Crocodile Hunter wasn't killed by a stingrays barb, in fact it was a giant flappy labia that smothered him to death off the coast of perth Australia.
The Coast Guard has posted a warning to ocean enthusiasts and boaters alike. Be on the look out for a giant grey batwinged creature, known to suffocate and sting.
Fortunately if you come into contact with the FlapRay, a shot of penicillin usually clears the rash righ tup.
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I can't take it anymore people, wallahi I cannot breathe! Maybe the humour, maybe the flaps, hey! I'm getting hungry for flap jacks, well, errr maybe not~ Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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i cant flapping sleep tonight and i have to wake up in 4 hours, im totally flapped off now, to much hard work in the morning, maybe time to play the flap game and then i should sleep good
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Isn't it ironic that just when Americans are starting to accept tofu and sushi, the Japanese are becoming fond of hamburgers and french fries?
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quote:Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers: Isn't it ironic that just when Americans are starting to accept tofu and sushi, the Japanese are becoming fond of hamburgers and french fries?
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lol lol Mouth and vulva were equated in many Egyptian myths. Ma-Nu, the western gate whereby the sun god daily re-entered his Mother, was sometimes a "cleft" (yoni) and sometimes a "mouth." Priestesses of Bast, representing the Goddess, drew up their skirts to display their genitals during religious processions. To the Greeks, such a display was frightening. Bellerophon fled in terror from Lycian women advancing on him with genitals exposed, and even the sea god Poseidon retreated, for fear they might swallow him
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quote:Originally posted by yorkshire rose: Flap flap flapperty flat, Flaps are great, i love mine.
who let the flaps, cool vb, i wonder who it was? any guesses ?
You know what is so bizarre YR is you had sent me a few PMs to be supportive after the photo posting incident.
Tibe had done the same thing before "Take a good look in the mirror" thread.
Which means whenever someone hands you the olive branch look out for their machette.
I thought I learned this in August.
I guess my work was not all done after all. The delusional whore is still spitting out crap.....not for long.
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quote:Originally posted by yorkshire rose: Flap flap flapperty flat, Flaps are great, i love mine.
who let the flaps, cool vb, i wonder who it was? any guesses ?
You know what is so bizarre YR is you had sent me a few PMs to be supportive after the photo posting incident.
Tibe had done the same thing before "Take a good look in the mirror" thread.
Which means whenever someone hands you the olive branch look out for their machette.
I thought I learned this in August.
I guess my work was not all done after all. The delusional whore is still spitting out crap.....not for long.
Excuse me?
Who is the delusional ugly old man who has had 2 websites taken down by the web hosters in less than 48 hours?
What on God's Green Earth do you hope to accomplish with posting these photos?
And what makes you think there won't be more serious repurcussions in the near future?
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quote:Originally posted by Princess_Leia: Who is the delusional ugly old man who has had 2 websites taken down by the web hosters in less than 48 hours?
What?! The Flaps Forum is down?!
And I was about to sign up as Majora!
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