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Chef Mick
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she is so stupid the wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.

your next smucks [Big Grin]
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She's so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

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She's so stupid she puts on a jacket to chew Winterfresh gum.

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shes a few tacos short of a fiesta platter.
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She's so far gone, hard drugs push her closer to normal.
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shes so stupid she fell out of the tree while raking leaves
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Have these quips to be about ladies ?

Found this....

If practice makes perfect . . . how do you explain taxi drivers
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men or women shes so stupid......
hes so dumb.......
whatever! and this for the record is not towards anyone on es. ITS JUST FOR FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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SHES SO STUPID she uses a recipe to make ice cubes
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Hi Pink, no it can be about anything, he/she/it if it makes you feel better.
I also add a disclaimer: This is not about ANYONE in particular, just fun quips to lighten the mood.

My addition:
So stupid, he tries to drown fish.
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she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side [Big Grin]
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If brains were gasoline, he couldn't ride a moped around a fruit loop.
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he is so dumb he thinks the English Derby is a hat.
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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Ahhh, the topic is back [Smile]

So stupid she took a ruler to her bed to see how long she had slept.
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Thinks Taco Bell is where you pay for your phone calls to Mexico.
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It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
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There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."
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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.
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The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

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She's one hot pepper short of an enchilada.
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SHE GOT LOCKED IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH.
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she is so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl! [Eek!] [Big Grin]
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