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For all those men who say,??Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like . Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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Miffmiss that is brilliant....i'm feeling really down at the moment and that has made me smile...thankyou xx Posts: 264 | From: wales | Registered: Aug 2008
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Ah snow white dont be down. Come on to happy people and we will try to cheer you up with our madness. haha I dont think i have spoken to you much before but i have been told by a few people how fab you are. Chin up and i am glad you smiled
My mummy always taught me not to put all your eggs in 1 b@st@rd
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Luv this certainly put a smile on my face, another rainy day in the UK can't believe its only September anyobe would think its October so miserable arrgh
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quote:Originally posted by miffmiss: "Not all men are bastards.........Some are dead!"
haha i love it. That shall be my new quote of the day.
That is a great quote...
Men and multitasking.
My ex told me he couldn't multitask as he was a man, so I asked him how come he could talk and pi$s me off at the same time then Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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