quote:Originally posted by akshar: So there is citizen and me wanting the whole Rudolph Valnetino scene and Luxor Lover and Asiaq going for the Omar Shriaf angle
-Straps. -Thumbscrews. -A cage. -A bathtub full of chocolate. -Three candles, two red, one white. -A calculus book. -Molten lava. -A bucket of karkade. -A persian cat. -A persian rug. -Whips not less than 4 and no more than 13. -*You know what* rings, 7 inch diameter (wink, I wish).
If you don't know what these are for, then you don't deserve my inner nasty Arab. Also we'll need:
-A safety word. -Anti-Arab repellant in case I get too Arab on your you know what. -Anti bible repellant in case you get too biblical on my you know what.
quote:Originally posted by citizen: masses? I thought it was a cosy threesome.
Well Asiaq, LuxorLover, Omar are coming too. What else would I use the persian cat+bucket of karkade for Citizen, try to concentrate please. Seriously sometimes you just...
quote:Originally posted by akshar: You brute, you brute those word said in that husky Arabic voice
Please master translate for your poor slave
(My normal translator is my 12 year old daughter I don't think I should use her on this occassion lol )
Well if I say ya kharaby ana sokar in a typical husky nasty inner Arab voice that would be too kinky ... even for me. Do you think Unibrau would come if we ask her nicely?
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hmmm menage a six?? if they're not all Arabs, we'll need some other types of repellent. Or maybe the molten lava will do..
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La2, seriously ba2a, I am really sorry for hijaking Canadian babes serious topic and turning it into this drivel. I am ashamed of myself, the fact that I am not in a serious mood today is no excuse. So as a token of my guilt, here is a more serious note:
Okay we have four roles available so choose now, who wants to be: -Unibrau's wife. -The lezbo nurse. -The Japanese schoolgirl. -The hot hi school calculus teacher.
Orders will be filled on a first come first served basis.
I will be the warlock and of course Omar insisted that he be the timelord, well you know him aaarghhh.
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quote:Originally posted by kimo_the_maniac: La2, seriously ba2a, I am really sorry for hijaking Canadian babes serious topic and turning it into this drivel. I am ashamed of myself, the fact that I am not in a serious mood today is no excuse. So as a token of my guilt, here is a more serious note:
Okay we have four roles available so choose now, who wants to be: -Unibrau's wife. -The lezbo nurse. -The Japanese schoolgirl. -The hot hi school calculus teacher.
Orders will be filled on a first come first served basis.
I will be the warlock and of course Omar insisted that he be the timelord, well you know him aaarghhh.
Well citizen will kill me if I nick the The hot hi school calculus teacher so I want to be The Japanese schoolgirl. I love sushi
------------------ Jane Akshar UK Co-owner of www.flatsinluxor.co.uk Appartments and Tours in Luxor
PS Kimo we are all entitled to be silly occassionally
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quote:Originally posted by kimo_the_maniac: Alright ladies, here is what we will need:
-Straps. -Thumbscrews. -A cage. -A bathtub full of chocolate. -Three candles, two red, one white. -A calculus book. -Molten lava. -A bucket of karkade. -A persian cat. -A persian rug. -Whips not less than 4 and no more than 13. -*You know what* rings, 7 inch diameter (wink, I wish).
If you don't know what these are for, then you don't deserve my inner nasty Arab. Also we'll need:
-A safety word. -Anti-Arab repellant in case I get too Arab on your you know what. -Anti bible repellant in case you get too biblical on my you know what.
quote:Originally posted by akshar: Well citizen will kill me if I nick the The hot hi school calculus teacher so I want to be The Japanese schoolgirl. I love sushi
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hey Jane, just hold your horses here.....citizen might have a bit of competition for the hot high school teacher, it's not a done deal ya know! Just don't count your chickens citizen.....
quote:Originally posted by moll: hey Jane, just hold your horses here.....citizen might have a bit of competition for the hot high school teacher, it's not a done deal ya know! Just don't count your chickens citizen.....
Bloody hell what am I doing, posting on ES first thing in the morning
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Kimo, Kimo, why hast thou forsaken me for these harlots? Have I not loved three from afar and written poetry to thee by the bucketful. Had I not been sleeping I would hath come to thine aid while these hussies hassled thee now thy whip is borken and I am too late to rescue thee from thy fate.
PS I really wanted to be the Japanes schoolgirl but I am afraid that I wouldn't fit into the costume. Perhaps I would share Jane's sushi instead.
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sorry, luxorlover, you missed the boat, she who dares wins! I'm working out the scenario as we speak and will be back later with the details...
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quote:Originally posted by kimo_the_maniac: Alright ladies, here is what we will need:
-Straps. -Thumbscrews. -A cage. -A bathtub full of chocolate. -Three candles, two red, one white. -A calculus book. -Molten lava. -A bucket of karkade. -A persian cat. -A persian rug. -Whips not less than 4 and no more than 13. -*You know what* rings, 7 inch diameter (wink, I wish).
If you don't know what these are for, then you don't deserve my inner nasty Arab. Also we'll need:
-A safety word. -Anti-Arab repellant in case I get too Arab on your you know what. -Anti bible repellant in case you get too biblical on my you know what.
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Forsooth Kimo, I am ruined. You have given your heart to another and Jane does not want to share her sushi. Penny can I cry on your shoulder.
Alas and alak, I shall have to wear a chastity belt for the rest of my life or throw myself into the Nile. Perhaps I could partake to a Nunnery. No - I forgot I am a Moslem and they might not accept me and a wimple is so uncomfortable. Egad Sir, how could you be so cold hearted.
There is none who will fight for my virtue. The Crusaders returned vanquished and without me. My banner has fallen.
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Ok I will take the sushi (now that is something I miss in Egypt) and forget about Kimo but I am not sharing
Alas, alack and rue the day, Kimo we must be seperated. My heart has been taken by another and sushi wins the day. I shall always remember the brief night of passion we spent last night. I can only give you up because I knwo you will find another. (In fact there seems to be a bloody long queue, with Moll caming in as a late runner).
Remember we are not all the same just like the fingers on your hand we are all different. Age is only a number. etc etc
Think of me as I disapear into the night.
Ladies be kind to him, he was my love but sushi won the day. I am fickle, cold and shallow but raw fish and cold rice, this maiden could not resist their charms.
It is a far far better thing I have done than I have ever done before.
------------------ Jane Akshar UK Co-owner of www.flatsinluxor.co.uk Appartments and Tours in Luxor
Hail to you residents of Cairo, you fortunate amongst men (and women). Alas for the residents of Luxor, no such fortune graces our fair city.
So o great prince Kimo the temptations were to much. O that I could live in Cairo and have sushi and the temptations of the flesh, the great and wise Kimo
------------------ Jane Akshar UK Co-owner of www.flatsinluxor.co.uk Appartments and Tours in Luxor
quote:Originally posted by akshar: Hail to you residents of Cairo, you fortunate amongst men (and women). Alas for the residents of Luxor, no such fortune graces our fair city.
So o great prince Kimo the temptations were to much. O that I could live in Cairo and have sushi and the temptations of the flesh, the great and wise Kimo
My husband and I tried sushi for the first time at that Way Out place in Cairo. Actually, I ordered spring rolls and they were out so they gave us sushi instead lol. We looked at it, and I told him it was uncooked fish. I told him to try it first........no you go first........no you I dare you........so we ended up trying it together and yuckkkkkkkkk....the waiters were watching us and laughing .....we agreed no more sushi for as long as we both shall live!
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So does that mean I get Kimo?? Egads Sir my prayers are answered and my virtue is saved. I may still have to throw myself in the Nile though as I have never tried Sushi and the Nile is full of wriggling raw fish.
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quote:Originally posted by Luxorlover: So does that mean I get Kimo?? Egads Sir my prayers are answered and my virtue is saved. I may still have to throw myself in the Nile though as I have never tried Sushi and the Nile is full of wriggling raw fish.
Thou ist a maid of little experience forsooth. If thou hadst but one mouthful then the charms of Kimo would be like dust.
------------------ Jane Akshar UK Co-owner of www.flatsinluxor.co.uk Appartments and Tours in Luxor
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I guess with Akshar chickening out we can take moll in. You can come as big fat bastard, once again from the spy who shagged me, bring that kilt along.
Sonnet to Luxorlover:
There once were two lovers, Who were into leather, The woman was called Butch, And the man was called Heather.
Heather spilled the lava, Before Butch could spread the rug, So Butch said, know what my lova, Now I will squish you like a bug.
Stomping and straps, boots and a heel, They flew through the night in trance, But be careful, by the end your **** still can feel, The pleasure when in panties you prance.
Wherefore hast thou thy fetish forsaken, Mayhaps because the calculus teacher is taken?
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by kimo_the_maniac: [B]I guess with Akshar chickening out we can take moll in. You can come as big fat bastard, once again from the spy who shagged me, bring that kilt along.
Kimo, I'm coming as the hot teacher or nothing, find a big fat bastard somewhere else! And to think I've just spent an hour's booooring meeting planning my seduction....it passed the time quite nicely. But just for that, I'm not telling you what my plans were, but they involved Boolean equations and you being a naughty boy in my classroom...so there!
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Luxorlover, don't despair. Life is still worth living, there are other kimos in the sea. I'm a bit depressed myself actually...I had SUCH plans, you wouldn't believe it!! Everybody in the meeting kept wanting to know why I was smirking and I couldn't tell them....But I can NOT be fat bastard, it's hot teacher or nothing, I have my principles.
But Luxorlover, why don't you come up with another role that might appeal to kimo? I'm thinking maybe French maid, I think you might be in with a chance there.
Think we've scared him off....yeah, go on, Luxorlover, paint yourself blue, I don't see how anybody could have a problem with that, as long as it doesn't rub off when you, you know what I mean
No Jane, shareen comes in on the plane I'm going home on, boo hoo...I tried to change my flight to have another week but I couldn't, it's a bummer.
quote:Originally posted by asiaq: [QUOTE]Originally posted by Luxorlover: [b]Can I be Boudica? I like the idea of having a sword, a shield and war paint. Can I paint myself blue? Bliss.
Kimo, Kimo, wherefor art thoug Kimo?
A new topic= why do western woman so easy fall for Kimo_the_maniac[/B][/QUOTE]
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.....we agreed no more sushi for as long as we both shall live!
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