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Check out the posts put by Akshar and Luxor Lover concerning "My Luxor". Good description of the life here.
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Can't believe this!!! Luxor men have become a real farce ...It has become a CIRCUS...
What happened to the interest in Egypt!?
I know you meant it as a 'joke' .. Anyway...
quote:Originally posted by Natashiah: Not to be rude or anything....but I heard from some of my Egyptian friends that if a guy in Luxor pulls down his pants you should start running...apperently they have very big "willies"...is that true?...just wondering...I havent seen one worth running from yet...
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What's a WILLIES ??? .. and while we're on the subject of Willies, Mai West once said:: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me??
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quote:Originally posted by jaguar: What's a WILLIES ??? .. and while we're on the subject of Willies, Mai West once said:: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me??
quote:Originally posted by Natashiah: im relocating to Luxor...mmm yes im planning to marry another Egyptian....yes...I was married to an Egyptian before but it did not work out....So now im wondering what the hell is wrong with me.Why am I trying again...with an Egyptian...Am I nuts?
Mrs.Akshar...hope you will reply...you seem to be very wise!!
Why do not you start with self-analysis first? goodness, you ask online people to give you advice. This is pathetic. The advice is FIGURE OUT YOURSELF FIRST. As far as your "I was an Egyptian in my previous life" mummble jumble ... the truth is with little knowledge of who you are and what you want, if you went any other place in the world and do things without thinking, you would think it "was meant" for you to be born there. get a life, Miss
this is rediculous or a very funny joke
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Sorry for not replying sooner my phone line is down and I have to go to an Internet cafe.
I don't think you are nuts because we should not generalise about any nationality. I hope the mistakes you made first time and the experiences on this forum are helping you make the right decision this time.
------------------ Jane Akshar UK Co-owner of www.flatsinluxor.co.uk Appartments and Tours in Luxor
quote:Originally posted by akshar: Sorry for not replying sooner my phone line is down and I have to go to an Internet cafe.
I don't think you are nuts because we should not generalise about any nationality. I hope the mistakes you made first time and the experiences on this forum are helping you make the right decision this time.
Yes, take the advice here to heart. The forum is full of wise rational people here. USE YOUR BRAIN people. This is so rediculous coming for life time decisions to the board, please, tell me what to do... insanity...
quote:Originally posted by Natashiah: [B]im relocating to Luxor...mmm yes im planning to marry another Egyptian....yes...I was married to an Egyptian before but it did not work out....So now im wondering what the hell is wrong with me.Why am I trying again...with an Egyptian...Am I nuts? B]
Have you met this Egyptian that you're marrying, or are you planning on finding a husband when you get here? I'm unclear, especially since in the other thread you started you state you are looking for work in Luxor, "I just want someting to keep busy with until I have my ducks in a row."???
quote:Originally posted by Natashiah: [My dear maybe you guys should come to Cape Town and see how the Egyptian perform here...its rediculous!Some are very decent but than there are others...who behave as if they took a 1000 viagras and smoked too much hashis!But I still have a soft spot for them....WHY?...I have no idea....maybe I was Egyptian in my former life!
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Come on Shams - you are sunny - where has your sense of humour gone? Even Jag is smiling. Posts: 2235 | From: Jail | Registered: Jun 2004
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This board is good for information about Egypt, and has offered good moral and emotional support to many women and men at crossroads. But the kind of question you ask is beyond anyone's expertise apart from you.
There is so much we don't know about you, your former husband and why it didn't work out, your potential second husband and why it should work out this time. And even if we did, we're not the ones getting married, you are, and it should work for YOU.
The only good thing you can do is listen to your own heart. It will never lie to you. Go to a quiet and spiritual place, away from people and alien influences, and think about you, your situation, how you see yourself and what do you want from this second marriage. (Important Note: It must be something more than a big gun under the galabya for a marriage to work.)
When all is clear to you, if you still want to get married, ask him why he wants to marry you and what he expects from you and from your relationship, how he sees your marriage. Do you see yourself playing the role he imagines for you?
Good luck!
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Lori, it is simple why he wants to marry her: because she is so beautiful it takes his breath away, and he can't sleep at night because he sees her in his dreams, and can she give him $25,000 (he is one of the modest guys) for his brother's life saving operation, because he is dying as we speak (I bet in Abasseya hospital LOL).
No, really, I agree with you 100%: your response hit the bull's eye.
Ps. Ladies (who says we are horny, we just compare notes on our scientific research ), how about a brief comparison of willies from all over the globe? The world needs such dissertation quite desperately! (attention males with semi-automatic guns here: I am wearing bullet proof vest )
quote:Originally posted by Karah_Mia: Lori, it is simple why he wants to marry her: because she is so beautiful it takes his breath away, and he can't sleep at night because he sees her in his dreams, and can she give him $25,000 (he is one of the modest guys) for his brother's life saving operation, because he is dying as we speak (I bet in Abasseya hospital LOL).
No, really, I agree with you 100%: your response hit the bull's eye.
Ps. Ladies (who says we are horny, we just compare notes on our scientific research ), how about a brief comparison of willies from all over the globe? The world needs such dissertation quite desperately! (attention males with semi-automatic guns here: I am wearing bullet proof vest )
Now, now, my dear (Cara Mia in Italian) let's not get cynical here and assume all men are gigolos. This is not about them, it's about her, Natashiah and her feelings and questions she has for herself. She must sort out her own dilemmas before sorting out the guys.
And a note for those who call horny women sharmootas - all women are horny at some point in their lives. Not for everyone and not all the time, but ideally for one man some of the time. And it's a good thing for men that heir women are horny. Otherwise, if women had no interest in men, there will also be of no interest for women to cook men's food, iron men's shirts and generally be of use to men. We will all be taking long baths with floating rose petals all day long and painting our nails.
If you wonder why should women not be horny for only one man all the time, well, because she also has to cook, clean etc. and must concentrate on her tasks
hehehehe just joking
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To all the ladies (hope to dear God there are no men doing this) commenting on unsatisfactory average Johnson size, I said it before and I will say it again: How do you KNOW?
This should involve some very interesting methods of research wouldn't you say. So come on ladies, tell us how you conducted the "survey", how many men did you check, were they "aroused" (I am sooo polite), how far did you go?
Ladies, you've gone wild.
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Lori, of course not all men are gigolos and I think your post was a really thorough and wise advice... As to area of expertise…I have been married, well… 3 times and engaged...at least 4 or even 5 (LOL LOL LOL). I am not quite yet up at Zsa Zsa's level, but... I guess that answers Kimo's question HOW. (LOL) And also, if one possesses a few male friends, there is an option of simple questioning available, however, in my opinion that would not be trustworthy, somehow. I am not suggesting all women have to submit MULTIPLE research entries, Kimo. We can join forces and gather all the information from many members of this scientific project team. In case we get bored or shot in the head, there is always an option of gathering data on the still undiscovered exotic insects' species, par excellence. Posts: 2238 | From: Mother Earth | Registered: Jun 2004
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Lori, of course not all men are gigolos and I think your post was a really thorough and wise advice... As to area of expertise…I have been married, well… 3 times and engaged...at least 4 or even 5 (LOL LOL LOL). I am not quite yet up at Zsa Zsa's level, but... I guess that answers Kimo's question HOW. (LOL) And also, if one possesses a few male friends, there is an option of simple questioning available, however, in my opinion that would not be trustworthy, somehow. I am not suggesting all women have to submit MULTIPLE research entries, Kimo. We can join forces and gather all the information from many members of this scientific project team. In case we get bored or shot in the head, there is always an option of gathering data on the still undiscovered exotic insects' species, par excellence.
Ps. By the way Kimo, I am not going to even start the subject of Egyptian men judging certain female features by the diameter of their ankles...LOL LOL LOL
quote:Originally posted by Karah_Mia: I am not going to even start the subject of Egyptian men judging certain female features by the diameter of their ankles...LOL LOL LOL
And how about judging men's hidden features by the size of their noses / feet / hands?
Hehehehe such infantile thinking ... funny but really childish
Ultimately, the size of two people's love for each other is the only thing that matters, and the only thing that lasts.
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Can't judge it by the size of the feet. My partner had the biggest feetI've ever seen but ------------ Posts: 2235 | From: Jail | Registered: Jun 2004
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Luxor, my deepest condolences... The phrase about size that does not matter is valid only for the male species...LOL (no, I am not questioning the utmost importance of the depth of a true love between two people, really. Oh no, depth again, I better drink some shut up juice LOL) Posts: 2238 | From: Mother Earth | Registered: Jun 2004
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Please please please do not take any shut-up juice Karah. You are keeping me sane. I thought that I was the only one of out of step with this moral world that I am learning about.
Sorry Natashah but I am sure you are having a joke and laughing all the way to the pub - and it serves us all right If I am right then I bless you for eventually lightening our day. If I am wrong then I apologise.
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Luxor, I am doing it only for you, girl! I mean opening my mouth (moving my fingers?...LOL) again. Me and any set of strict morals not only shouldn't be used in the same book, they should not even be placed in the same library...LOL I can't sign in to any moral/religious movement not because I am evil (However, my catholic priest once stated that I had been possessed by devil. Later he declared he would marry me if he was not a catholic priest ) but because I can't bring myself to think that my set of beliefs makes me better then others who dare to differ. Also, I strongly dislike judging others according to my moral/religious standards. But that is just my humble opinion and it should not be used against me, OK everybody?
Natashia, is your real name Mahmoud and you work in Hurghada? If so, call me 24/7: 333-555-1212. I am sure you have beautiful eyes and will charm me within first 5 minutes of our conversation. JOKING. (me??? LOL).
Really, please consider thoroughly researching your future habitat (Luxor) and make sure you are on the same page with your future husband. If you can convince Luxorlover of your femininity, she can be a great source of advice and first hand information.
I wish you the bestest of luck, whoever you are. Serio. K.
quote:Originally posted by Luxorlover: Come on Shams - you are sunny - where has your sense of humour gone? Even Jag is smiling.
Are you still a practicing Muslimah, do you still believe you understand the Egyptian culture...you people are un fucking believable. You know, it would all be alright if you **** heads would stop pretending, why don't you dummies just be content of being who you are, why the charade.
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If the flack is flying then I'm running for cover again. Kat, can we share a bomb shelter?
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