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Marriage Proposal Via Google Earth Yet another new way to propose for marriage... Really cool one too... Via a satellite shot on Google Earth...
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heheheheh ..i can see why you have the black hole avetar ,lol Posts: 1602 | From: the banana island shake me tweeeeeeee | Registered: Jan 2006
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hi my friends my name is mohamed and i`m 22 years old...i`m from egypt... looking for agirl friend ..and my future wife... my mobile phone number:002/0109399007 if u wanna share me my dream just send me sms... if u wanna be closer just be beside me by ur sms... best wishes ... mohamed**amr**
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quote:Originally posted by mohamed007: hi my friends my name is mohamed and i`m 22 years old...i`m from egypt... looking for agirl friend ..and my future wife... my mobile phone number:002/0109399007 if u wanna share me my dream just send me sms... if u wanna be closer just be beside me by ur sms... best wishes ... mohamed**amr**
Mohamed, there is a certain criteria that you must describe in order to have ES females chasing after you. These are in order of importance:
1) how long and wide is your schlong, how long do you last?
2) Do you give and recieve oral sex?
3) How good looking are you? We need pics.
4) Are you straight? Very important.
5) How sexually educated and open-minded are you?
6) Whats your education level and degree major?
7) If employed (highly doubt it ) whats your profession and income.
8) Next are you married?
9) Has your mother had her rabbies shots? Does she hate khawagaas, specifically westerners?
10) Do you have a history of overstaying your visa, any trouble with travel, do you own any property that would indicate that you are eligible for a fiance or spousal visa, have you completed your military duties, are you on a terrorist watchlist, do you run Nigerian scams out of your bedroom, but most importantly do you work for the Moussad?
Now if you can fill in those necessary details then possibly ES can hook you up!
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quote:Originally posted by mohamed007: hi my friends my name is mohamed and i`m 22 years old...i`m from egypt... looking for agirl friend ..and my future wife... my mobile phone number:002/0109399007 if u wanna share me my dream just send me sms... if u wanna be closer just be beside me by ur sms... best wishes ... mohamed**amr**
Mohamed, there is a certain criteria that you must describe in order to have ES females chasing after you. These are in order of importance:
1) how long and wide is your schlong, how long do you last?
2) Do you give and recieve oral sex?
3) How good looking are you? We need pics.
4) Are you straight? Very important.
5) How sexually educated and open-minded are you?
6) Whats your education level and degree major?
7) If employed (highly doubt it ) whats your profession and income.
8) Next are you married?
9) Has your mother had her rabbies shots? Does she hate khawagaas, specifically westerners?
10) Do you have a history of overstaying your visa, any trouble with travel, do you own any property that would indicate that you are eligible for a fiance or spousal visa, have you completed your military duties, are you on a terrorist watchlist, do you run Nigerian scams out of your bedroom, but most importantly do you work for the Moussad?
Now if you can fill in those necessary details then possibly ES can hook you up!
LoL LoL ....plz plz can i apply 1st ...plz plz
ill answer ur questions to win Moooo
1-Long enough
2-Yes offcours ...*SLUP SLUP*
3- Hunk Hunk Hunk
4- Kinda ill do anything for MOOO
5-Sexually Educated ?? do u mean Porn movies ? YEAHH for a life time
6- Phamrmacy Univercity ...i can get u Viagra for free
7- Income ??? hmmmm any tax emplyes here
8-Nooooooooo ...im free baby
9- she did but she sill bites ...and she donesnt hate westersn ...she is so cute
10- flat yes,Nigeria No bec im a racist,overstain No bec i never trael with vizas,Watchlist never checked it lately ,Moussad ..cum on Egypt National security watches over this board Posts: 420 | From: LALA Land | Registered: Apr 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Timo: Cool ..creative ...but i hope homosexuall alians watching earth wont read that
No aliens don't need marriage, children are reproduced in test tube farms.
But if they want to experience sexuality they just hyper-space down to earth and anal-prob the populations.
By the way do you believe that the aliens taught the Pharoahs how to build the pyramids?
nothing is for certain ...no body knows ...no 1 can deny ...but i belive more in human spirit that can do miracles that other belive its either magic,god's work,alian "Phoning Home" ...but who know the truth ??? hehehe
Posts: 420 | From: LALA Land | Registered: Apr 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Charm El Feikh?: timo... i think i love you...
what else can you get for free?!
HEHEHEE ...I know u do,im so charming i can get what ever u want my dear hehehe ...u know ?? when finishing govermental paper **** or doing my car licanse or even stoped in a police block **** ...1 blue pill is better than all the money in the world for a bribe the new world oreder is BLUE PPL ...live blue,wear blue,eat blue,take the blue pill and F-uck till u turn blue Posts: 420 | From: LALA Land | Registered: Apr 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Charm El Feikh?: timo... i think i love you...
what else can you get for free?!
what ever u want my dear
and F-uck till u turn blue
wow.. so instead of bringing home the bacon you can bring home the chemicals...
and your into the whole asphyxiation thing too....
can you cook?
HeHehehehe ...u came to da point i love most ...i do love cooking ...not alot of guys favour kictchen work ..but i do cook for my self at home bec i have a special kind of diet ...but in normal days when im in the mood i do cook anything else ...italian food is my favourite ...Chicken Lazagna is my nomber 1 plate ...also Fillet chef du Paris ...i cooked both in my mothers engagment party ...not a chef tho ...but i enjoy trying on ppl Posts: 420 | From: LALA Land | Registered: Apr 2005
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what are you like at massage? now.. be very careful with this answer cause it could affect your immediate future and possibly the rest of your life!
Posts: 5642 | From: hellonearth.myfastforum.org Forum Index | Registered: Feb 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Charm El Feikh?: o.....kkkaaaaayyyy...........
what are you like at massage? now.. be very careful with this answer cause it could affect your immediate future and possibly the rest of your life!
LoL ...i started to feel like im going to an exam ....but i will b punished if i dont do well ...well i do give massages sumtimes ...mostly to my gym partners ...that require alot of effort to make an effect... so i kinda get used to hard sport mssages either giving or taking it...so with new ppl or freinds that ask for it im not that good bec i dnt know how much force is required or tolerated ...but im at ur service ma lady hehehehe ill just need u to sign a contract that u will not raise any charges against me if u r hurt Posts: 420 | From: LALA Land | Registered: Apr 2005
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Originally posted by KERDA: nuttin just asking ,hows did you get the message in hi5 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
hi kerda ...what message ? im sorry but i dnt know what u r talking abt
nor me hahahahaha
Posts: 354 | From: deputydawgland | Registered: Jun 2006
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