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Aliym
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I got this mail in my box..,Will you ladies help and confirm or deny it?? [Roll Eyes]

Words women use
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Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

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Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

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Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

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Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

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Loud Sigh

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

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That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

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Thanks

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

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I like the "Nothing" the best!!

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Aliym
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I think what about [Fine,nothing,sigh] is right.. [Big Grin]

right?

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i remember also i love you but not into this way
and i cheated on you because i missed u and i love u

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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
-- Zenna Schaffer
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
-- Josh Billings

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Know you all guys are getting into my nerves!!!! [Mad]

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quote:
Originally posted by Hetsho:
I think what about [Fine,nothing,sigh] is right..

right?

you got it just right Hetsho [Big Grin]

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Ooh, now we don't want Sashyra mad, do we ?
She has a whip =[.

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I always use words: 'Fine.....' (with long breath) to express my "hiding bad mood", or on other context i mean "whatever".

While "Nothing", yessss it means "really something wrong"

I think, it's the time for men to understand women.

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My arguments normally start with " I'm Fine", then "Nothings Wrong" to " I don't want to talk about it" and ends with a big sigh followed by dinner being tossed across the room. lol just kidding about the flying dinner, well maybe not sometimes . It's that Italian attitude and Irish temper, they get me all the time! [Big Grin]

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locale
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LOL!! GO AHEAD!

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quote:
Originally posted by Hetsho:
I think what about [Fine,nothing,sigh] is right..

right?

Oh, really? Are you sure about that??

So tell me what you think these^^ translate to, Im curious to know [Smile]

. Obviously your sweetheart isnt doing her job if you cant answer correctly [Smile]

. She needs a kick in her Azz for being so neglectful, shame on her!! [Razz]

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This is what woman really means

She says (But she means)

We need (I want)

It's your decision (The correct decision should be obvious by now)

Do what you want (You'll pay for this later)

We need to talk (I need to complain)

Sure... go ahead (I don't want you to)

You're certainly attentive tonight (Is sex all you ever think about?)

You're ... so manly (You need a shave and you sweat a lot)

I'm not upset (Of course I'm upset, you moron!)

I'm not emotional or overreacting (I'm on my period)

Be romantic, turn out the lights (I have flabby thighs)

This kitchen is so inconvenient (I want new curtains, carpets, and furniture)

Hang the picture there (No, I mean hang it there)

I heard a noise (I noticed you were almost asleep)

Do you love me? (I'm going to ask for something expensive)

How much do you love me? (I did something today you're not going to like)

I'll be ready in a minute (Kick off your shoes and turn on the TV)

Is my butt fat? (Tell me I'm beautiful)

You must learn to communicate (Just agree with me)

I'm sorry (You'll be sorry)

Do you like this recipe? (It's easy to make so you'd better get used to it)

Was that the baby? (Get out of bed and rock him to sleep)

I'm not yelling! (Yes I’m yelling because I think this is important)

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"I'm sorry (You'll be sorry)"

Best one !!

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Aliym
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Originally posted by Rumicrazieluv:
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Oh, really? Are you sure about that??

So tell me what you think these^^ translate to, Im curious to know . Obviously your sweetheart isnt doing her job if you cant answer correctly . She needs a kick in her Azz for being so neglectful, shame on her!!

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[Oh, really? Are you sure about that??] = [From where the hell you got this info!!] [Smile]

however..,dont talk about my sweetheart like this.. [Razz]

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Chef Mick
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yeah rumi you better watch what you say about his sweetheart [Wink]

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