quote:Real mothers know that their kitchen spoons are probably in the toy box.
or still in the garden from digging
quote:Real mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up
But you still have to fish it out as it might be a piece to a jigsaw!
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I wonder if the day will ever come when I will stop sucking up BB pellets! I may have long progressed to Mum but I think I will be finding those little balls forever......... Posts: 3809 | From: Paradise | Registered: Mar 2003
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quote:Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers: it is marked by the progression of Mama to Mommy to Mom.
To.... MOM, Why the hell are you calling me 5 times a week ?
I was okay last time you called and nothing has changed in the last two hours. Posts: 6335 | From: Straight to my heart. | Registered: Sep 2007
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My 7 month old SOMEHOW keeps getting ahold of my mobile phone, opening it and dialing numbers in my phonebook! She's a sly one. Her new thing is turning the television on and off from her walker. I fear the day I suck up BB pellets. Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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Putting stuff out of reach from children will become a second nature, Smuckers. Remote controlls, cellphones, handbags, money(!),medicines, cleaning stuff, make-up, etc.etc. Everything whats stored behind the height of 1 mtr has to be completely undangerous. It's only a temporary...
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quote:Originally posted by ?????: It's only a temporary...
.... unless there's another baby coming along.
Our whole apartment is one child friendly place - still it doesn't mean it's completely safe. Just always watch. One sign that something 'is going on' is when your child is VERY quiet!!
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TL you are right, quiet child = trouble, VERy quiet child = big trouble, noisy child = all is well Posts: 1797 | From: By my husband's side | Registered: Nov 2007
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quote:Originally posted by ?????: It's only a temporary...
.... unless there's another baby coming along.
Our whole apartment is one child friendly place - still it doesn't mean it's completely safe. Just always watch. One sign that something 'is going on' is when your child is VERY quiet!!
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one of mine got hold of a full pack of cigarettes once, and ate them all
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Smuckers, what does the shocking smily refer to? To my first or second comment? Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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you both have joint custody, you split amicably for the sake of your child, you are adult and mature.........so why is she with neither of you??
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quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: you both have joint custody, you split amicably for the sake of your child, you are adult and mature.........so why is she with neither of you??
Why is your business anyhow?
Why take the side of someone who has broken a number of international/federal level laws?
Is this a sugarmama trait?
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Well of course Ayisha it is because her "former" inlaws are such high fallutin members of the "royal court" of Egypt and they took control of her daughter so she could be the lady-in-waiting to Lady Mubarak Posts: 112 | From: Cairo | Registered: Jan 2007
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quote:Originally posted by vickyjones: Well of course Ayisha it is because her "former" inlaws are such high fallutin members of the "royal court" of Egypt and they took control of her daughter so she could be the lady-in-waiting to Lady Mubarak
Mr. Conspiracy theory, royal Saudi guard to the male fleet of back entry stable boys (cocubines); will you put away your delusion for a little while?
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When my youngest was a few months old and in her bouncer chair, I was cutting a friends hair. My 5 year old son was hovvering and I was engrosed in the job I was doing. When I stopped and turned round my few month old baby daughter had a beard my son had been picking up the cut hair and putting it on her tummy as she lay in the bouncer and she thought it was hilarious as it was tickling her chin
aahh the things you remember when they were little
Got up one morning and went to make tea to find the sugar bowl full of cheese
Son was 2 when he had a 'gob stopper', sucked it till it fitted neatly up his right nostril and got it stuck we had to sit on him to get it out.
18 month old daughter 'escaped' from the bedroom early one morning and emptied everything out from the lower cupboards, made me a 'pie' on the kitchen floor out of a pack of sugar and a box of washing powder Posts: 15090 | From: http://www.egyptalk.com/forum/ | Registered: Jul 2004
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quote:Originally posted by vickyjones: Sonomod doesn't remember anyrhing because manky flaps was never there.
Not to be misconstrued as defense of Sono but what is your obsession with her?? Are you thinking of batting for the other team or something? Posts: 1879 | From: Going to Graceland | Registered: Nov 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: This has just popped in my head
When my youngest was a few months old and in her bouncer chair, I was cutting a friends hair. My 5 year old son was hovvering and I was engrosed in the job I was doing. When I stopped and turned round my few month old baby daughter had a beard my son had been picking up the cut hair and putting it on her tummy as she lay in the bouncer and she thought it was hilarious as it was tickling her chin
aahh the things you remember when they were little
Got up one morning and went to make tea to find the sugar bowl full of cheese
Son was 2 when he had a 'gob stopper', sucked it till it fitted neatly up his right nostril and got it stuck we had to sit on him to get it out.
18 month old daughter 'escaped' from the bedroom early one morning and emptied everything out from the lower cupboards, made me a 'pie' on the kitchen floor out of a pack of sugar and a box of washing powder
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السلام عليكم انا مصرى من طنطا كان عندي مقابله في السفاره الامريكيه في شهر سبتمبر يعني من4 شهور المقابله كانت بخصوص دعوه خطوبه وفي نهايه المقابله القنصل قال لي مبروك سوف نرسل لك جواز السفر وبه التاشيره بعد اسبوعين لكن مبعتوش حاجه ارسلوا واحد بس لابويا يساله ان كان موافق علي الجوازه ده و ابويا قال اه موافق مش عارف هل حيبعتولي الفيزافعلا ولا لا وان كان اه ممكن يكون امته انا كده مستني من 4 شهور ممكن اي حد يفيدني؟ الرد بالانجليزي او عربي اوك
-Took all my salad tongs and I found out she was using them to try to catch frogs from our pond
-Took a tube of purple passion lipstick and painted the walls of my newly painted bathroom
- took 300 dollars out of my purse. I almost had a heart attack looking for it- she was only 4 at the time. I found she had hidden it behind her dresser cause she wanted to buy a new doggie.
-poured vegetable oil all over my kitchen floor cause she wanted to see if she could slide across it.
Just a few small examples, Ive shared others before but this girl really almost sucked the life out of me . It was things like this constantly. My older 2 werent as bad , thank god. Posts: 1121 | From: Too crazy to look at a freakin map to find out.. | Registered: Sep 2006
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Bloody hell.... what kind of language you are using here so early in the morning? But I guess you are always like that... Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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when my son was 2 he stuck a raisin up his nose . took him to the hospital, doctor gave him pepper to smell, didn't work.they had to go in with instruments to get it out. it took 4 nurses to hold him down. finally they got it out and the raisin tripled in size.finally i picked him up when it was over and he turned to the doctor and said thanks doc .what a polite little bugger he was and a bad one at that.he hid from me in a store once too.couldn't find him for like 30 mins.you never guess where he was.....the womans changing room. he was in a corner watching the ladies. i had my hands full with this one Posts: 9443 | From: USA...... | Registered: Jun 2006
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Sonomod who cares what you think about childrearing, it is not like you even raised your own. A damn donkey would be better able to contribute to this subject than you.
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quote:Originally posted by Makbeta: If children are NOT naughty, there's certainly something wrong with them!
this is the one solitary thing you've said I agree with.
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this is to all the mommies on es.it was very hard to say goodbye, when my son went and got his own place and has a family of his own,hope you enjoy
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i am sorry smucks but you have a long time before your little bundle of joy will leave to marry my dominic, so enjoy them everyday
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Mickey that is a beautiful song but caught me at the wrong moment. My son is in his second year at University and its so painful each time he returns. The holidays are just long enough that you fit right back in together again and then before you know it its goodbye time again and it doesn't get any easier.
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