quote:Originally posted by Makbeta: Nice to see you of_gold
Thanks Makbeta
quote: hahahahaha so if she is sending this to everyone wht the f she wants the whole dang forum not to reply to her y did she even start topics?
Maybe this answers the question you asked. Do you know that she has called me some very mean things? I don't remember exactly what but she was very rude to me. I have seen her call others names too.
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Lol, she doesn't appreciate that. Let's all do what she appreciates from now on then .
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i appreciate her cas she quit emailing me maybe shes asleep from some serious meds!!!
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quote:Originally posted by Makbeta: Nice to see you of_gold
Thanks Makbeta
quote: hahahahaha so if she is sending this to everyone wht the f she wants the whole dang forum not to reply to her y did she even start topics?
Maybe this answers the question you asked. Do you know that she has called me some very mean things? I don't remember exactly what but she was very rude to me. I have seen her call others names too.
i musta missed that!!! if she starts bein rude ill get down!!!
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This is the best thread I have read in days!!!! I MEAN DAYS - Between 'how to look like a hooker in a headscarf' sorry, I mean 'muslim fashion'! and 'what made me fall in love? be in love? act in love? feeeeeeeel in love?' I am going out of my mind!!!!!!
AND whats with all these new names that are suddenly relieved of the heavy burden of witholding all their posts for so many traumatic years, but now that the board has been 'cleaned up' they want to post!!??? ROFL! Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaase, are we REALLY suposed to believe that?!
The last few days have been Egyptspew.com, bring back VB, Smuckers, MK, Get over it, SWYS, and anyone else who made this board INTERESTING!!
Keep up the good work girls (and Vader), you made a funny post, I can hear your frustration, trust me, I'm feeling ya!!!!! Posts: 918 | From: Earth | Registered: Jan 2008
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Like it or not is exposed as being sands, sands who said he didnt need any other ID to have his say has in fact another ID (at least one) so he can continue sniping.
2 exposed in one day
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I dont know why people complain so much about I.D's, personally I have had loads (not all at once), I dont think it should matter whether someone keeps the same one or they change, their opinion will remain the same. Only when several I.Ds are the same person in the same argument does it become a bit silly talking to themselves, so much effort lol
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Ahem... normal human beings wouldn't like to deal with the same psycho on different faces. Once is more than enough.
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Mrs im not complaining about having many ID's but when one ID says it has no other ID's then agrees with its other ID on something and attacks the same people its other ID attacks and uses more ID's to 'back itself up', then we are not talking simply changing ones ID
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crazy ass people multipal personalities lol if thats what they get their lick off np
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: listen dont send me emails and tell me nor ask me not to reply to yr topics!!! its a public forum if u do not like the replies for christ sakes dont post any topics!!!
It Is A Public Forum if u want yr own forum go make one and i surly will not reply to yr posts!! do not send me no more damn emails askin me not to reply to yr topics!!! its like tellin the flies to stay away from ****!!!
more like telling you to stay away from ham sandwiches...just aint gonna happen now is it.
but thats pretty damn bad when people on a public forum are begging you to shut up looooool. do you finally get the hint?
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quote:Originally posted by Mrs: Go Tina, Go Tina, Go Tina
This is the best thread I have read in days!!!! I MEAN DAYS - Between 'how to look like a hooker in a headscarf' sorry, I mean 'muslim fashion'! and 'what made me fall in love? be in love? act in love? feeeeeeeel in love?' I am going out of my mind!!!!!!
AND whats with all these new names that are suddenly relieved of the heavy burden of witholding all their posts for so many traumatic years, but now that the board has been 'cleaned up' they want to post!!??? ROFL! Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaase, are we REALLY suposed to believe that?!
The last few days have been Egyptspew.com, bring back VB, Smuckers, MK, Get over it, SWYS, and anyone else who made this board INTERESTING!!
Keep up the good work girls (and Vader), you made a funny post, I can hear your frustration, trust me, I'm feeling ya!!!!!
quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: listen dont send me emails and tell me nor ask me not to reply to yr topics!!! its a public forum if u do not like the replies for christ sakes dont post any topics!!!
It Is A Public Forum if u want yr own forum go make one and i surly will not reply to yr posts!! do not send me no more damn emails askin me not to reply to yr topics!!! its like tellin the flies to stay away from ****!!!
more like telling you to stay away from ham sandwiches...just aint gonna happen now is it.
but thats pretty damn bad when people on a public forum are begging you to shut up looooool. do you finally get the hint?
uhhhhhhhhh no if ya can read i aint the only person she did it to so if ya dont know what yr talkin about u shut the hell up lol and by the way i really think yr stupid talkin about how people eat anyways!! and if ya dont like my posts!!thats yr problem now aint it!!just ignore me ya aint gonna start **** with me anyways!!!!!
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quote:Originally posted by PeaceAtLast: more like telling you to stay away from ham sandwiches...just aint gonna happen now is it.
but thats pretty damn bad when people on a public forum are begging you to shut up looooool. do you finally get the hint?
Actually, it's more like telling you to stay away from d*cks. At least not 2 or 3 new ones everyday.
The only one that told her to shut up was LML, she also told everyone else on her thread to shut up, so I don't see what your problem is.
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quote:Originally posted by PeaceAtLast: more like telling you to stay away from ham sandwiches...just aint gonna happen now is it.
but thats pretty damn bad when people on a public forum are begging you to shut up looooool. do you finally get the hint?
Actually, it's more like telling you to stay away from d*cks. At least not 2 or 3 new ones everyday.
The only one that told her to shut up was LML, she also told everyone else on her thread to shut up, so I don't see what your problem is.
thanks ur correct she shouldnt have butted in until she read all!!! i dont care if she replies to my posts its a free forum but she could be a little more respectful!!i didnt say crap to her for her to start poooooo!!!
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quote:Originally posted by PeaceAtLast: more like telling you to stay away from ham sandwiches...just aint gonna happen now is it.
but thats pretty damn bad when people on a public forum are begging you to shut up looooool. do you finally get the hint?
Actually, it's more like telling you to stay away from d*cks. At least not 2 or 3 new ones everyday.
The only one that told her to shut up was LML, she also told everyone else on her thread to shut up, so I don't see what your problem is.
like i said b4 dude, go grow some chest hair then tell me how it is.
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A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken.
'What's the moral of that story?' asked the teacher.
'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'
'Very good,' said the teacher.
Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'.'
'That was a fine story Sarah.'
Michael, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.
She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.'
'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?'
'Stay the f**k away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking.'
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THREE WOMEN,ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMEN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX."
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quote:Originally posted by Habeeby: Tina here is another for you -
THREE WOMEN,ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMEN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX."
hahahahahah find some more thats funny as hell
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Here's one for LML so she can really perfect her talents
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
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These lists stopped being funny after like the third one or something. Enough already.
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Vader, I'm only trying to help LML out...What if she has only mastered 198,600,001 of these habits? its only fair to make sure she knows how to be REALLY annoying Posts: 918 | From: Earth | Registered: Jan 2008
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3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven".
The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.
The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I still love her." He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven.
The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife a lot". He gets a scooter.
Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.
He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates". Posts: 1797 | From: By my husband's side | Registered: Nov 2007
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God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them.
He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!"
On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
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A sex-starved wife is fed up with her boozy husband. Every night he comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away. It comes to a point where she hasn't had sex for over a year and is considering divorce.
After another night in the pub, she decides to confront him when he gets home. When he staggers through the front door, before she can have a go at him, he coos "baby, get upstairs to the bedroom".
She can't believe it - at last. They get to the bedroom and he rips off her clothes. "Now darling do a hand-stand against the full length mirror on the wall".
"Hmmm," she thinks "KINKY. I like it." She does the handstand and her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts his chin between her legs.
"The boys down the pub were right, a goatee would suit me".
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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold the light high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked. Her mother Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his ass again."
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One night, a group of girlfriends went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of the others, so she pulled out a 10 pound note.
When the male dancer came over to them, she licked the 10 pound note and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another woman pulls out a 20 pound note. She called the guy back, licks the 20 pound note, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In a further attempt to impress the rest of the group, a third woman pulls out a 50 pound note and calls the guy over, and licks the 50 pound note. The rest of the women were worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
Relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to the last of the four women! Now everyone's attention is focused on her, and the guy is egging her on to try to top the 50 pounds. Her brain was churning as she reached for her wallet. What could she do?
The woman in her took over! She got out her ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, Grabbed the eighty pounds, and left!!!! Posts: 1797 | From: By my husband's side | Registered: Nov 2007
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I had to badger her to get her to post some more jokes, her taste is good. Posts: 6335 | From: Straight to my heart. | Registered: Sep 2007
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quote:Originally posted by Vader: Lol, I'd never trade my pee pee for brains!!
I don't blame you Leito.
Apparently you can get further in life with a pee pee than with brains. You can even be president. And when there is nothing better to do you have something to play with.
Brains are too stressful and not near as much fun.
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God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them.
He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!"
On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains," said God.
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