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1- When you are in our company, we are always right, know it, learn it, live it.
2- Obey us when we tell you to ask for directions, you obviously have NO IDEA where you are going and you just look like more of a retard trying to find your way by psychic ability.
3- Never let our noses smell a fart, do not fart under the covers and pull the covers up over our heads thinking it is funny. You are nasty, save your nastiness for your disgusting friends, thank you.
4- Please shave and shower before coming to cuddle up with us...put on some cologne and deodorant, if you have a unibrow, please take care of that so our girlfriends don't laugh at you behind your back and for GOODNESS SAKE please do not wear TOO MUCH cologne..uggh!
5- If you get home late, get dinner yourself. If you want to be lazy and sleep, do so at your own risk. We're raising children here not running a MARRIOT for you to come and go as you please and have a slave tend to your every desire. Grow up and cut the umblilical cord - get a fuul sandwich, don't expect us to wipe your mouths either. WE have our own lives, too.
6- Help with housework, you live here, too. Don't throw your clothes everywhere and expect them to magically pick themselves up. I've known 8 year old kids that have better manners than some of you do. Don't make us tell you what we need from shopping, make yourself aware with what we have and what we need, take it upon yourself. Participate in the home, don't expect to have to be told everything..we are NOT wonder women.
7- We won't reveal your secrets if you promise to not keep the secrets of your friends. If you have a friend who is cheating on his wife and you know and hide it, you are not good in our eyes.
8- I will disobey your orders if they are illogical, crazy or make no sense in general. I am more than happy to go with your way of thinking if you can give me a concrete logical explanation of why we should do it that way...otherwise I'm using the brain God gave me.
9- I am sometimes happy when you are sad and vice versa, we are not connected at the hip, and sometimes I have good news when you have bad news. Deal with it. You will get over it and it doesn't mean I am happy for your saddness, it simply means that I am a separate human being from YOU that chose to marry you and live my life with you. Must I keep that tatooed on my forehead to convince you?
10- Don't come in from work carrying your problems on your shoulders, leave them at work where they belong. Remember if we are stay home moms that we never get to leave work, we never get a day off or vacations, we hate when you constantly complain while we are in a constant state of work. Perhaps you should try to be better company for us, this is not a 50/50 relationship, it is 100\100....and please learn what foreplay is. Thank you.
I HOPE THAT MEN COULD LEARN ANYTHING FROM THESE . I KNOW SOME MEN HAVE A WEAK BRAIN, BUT JUST TRY GUYS ... Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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Yes, but he did it as something serious, obviously this is a joke Vader. Don't be so serious, it doesn't become you. Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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I think you've attacked him enough already. This is overdoing it.
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quote:Originally posted by Sic Luceat Lux: Wow, I'm flabbergasted.
Not one thing was mentioned about putting down the toilet seat
~Alistair
Well, at least MY List wasn't disrespectful...it was everyday common sense courtesies...but I was told once that COMMON SENSE does not exist in the Arabic language (am I wrong?) so that could be why. Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Sic Luceat Lux: Wow, I'm flabbergasted.
Not one thing was mentioned about putting down the toilet seat
~Alistair
ALSO leave the bathroom as you find it.....clean with towels hanging up and no shaving splashes all over the tiles. There is a brush in a holder at side of loo......use it...I am not here to clean up your crap...... Posts: 643 | From: Over there | Registered: Aug 2007
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should have included men putting up the toilet seat ( b4 use )
Posts: 3945 | From: ' Res Contr ' Amor non es guirens, lai on sos poders s'atura | Registered: Dec 2007
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I dated an American guy YEARS ago...we ended up living together (yea, I thought he was THE ONE, that didn't work out) and he always sat down. No, he wasn't Muslim or anything, he just claimed it was cleaner and more comfortable. Strange when I think back now....
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The bathroom truly is truly a battleground in the War of the Sexes..
My girlfriend's apartment has only 1 bathroom, and when I spend the night over there, we're guaranteed to get into atleast one arguement about bathroom courtesies..
Usually this involves leaving hair in the sink after shaving, and toothpaste splashes after brushing my teeth..
Although I'm proud to say that I haven't had any problems with the toilet seat, whether it's making sure to put it back down or keeping it clean.
I cannot abide an unclean toilet, so I make sure I clean up after myself
When she comes over to my place, we never argue about this because I have two bathrooms so she never has to witness my bathroom infractions.
However, sometimes a male friend visits and finds Herbal Essence shampoo and Bath and Body works lotion in the bathroom (both of them belong to her and both of them smell like fruit baskets) and I then have to submit to questioning about why the hell I have "girly" stuff in my bathroom
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Sic Luceat Lux ...nice to read you are fairly 'well trained' in the bath room department......now what about the Kitchen? Posts: 643 | From: Over there | Registered: Aug 2007
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quote:Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers: I dated an American guy YEARS ago...we ended up living together (yea, I thought he was THE ONE, that didn't work out) and he always sat down. No, he wasn't Muslim or anything, he just claimed it was cleaner and more comfortable. Strange when I think back now....
Not strange. I know many guys who do that.
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quote:Originally posted by Sic Luceat Lux: However, sometimes a male friend visits and finds Herbal Essence shampoo and Bath and Body works lotion in the bathroom (both of them belong to her and both of them smell like fruit baskets) and I then have to submit to questioning about why the hell I have "girly" stuff in my bathroom
Off topic ... why the heck would a friend visiting you comment on what sort of stuff you have in your bathroom?
I have lots of things in my bathroom that might seem strange or not belonging there, luckily nobody has commented so far. Posts: 3587 | Registered: Mar 2006
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Yea, I know, my father was the exact same way.
Comeon, admit, when you visit someone's home do you look in the medicine cabinet? Honestly? I can't stop myself, but I never touch a thing!! Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Pink cherry: Sic Luceat Lux ...nice to read you are fairly 'well trained' in the bath room department......now what about the Kitchen?
I practically never cook, so I rarely ever make a mess in the kitchen.. There are still dishes, glasses and utensils in my kitchen that have never even been used..
In general though, I try to clean up after myself, if only because I know how annoying it would be if I had to clean up after someone else..
The only exception to this is my own personal room where I keep and hoard my "junk."
No woman, not even my own mother will ever get me to tidy up that room...
Then again, I'm the only one that ever really goes in there.
quote:Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers: Comeon, admit, when you visit someone's home do you look in the medicine cabinet? Honestly?
No, I've never done that. LOL. Not saying it's wrong, it just never occurred to me.
OMG ... does that mean most people who use my bathroom are opening drawers and checking out stuff?
I would never look into other peoples cabinets...I just could not. But I find Egyptian lady visitors in particular see nothing wrong in poking about in my bathroom, frig, or bed room dressing table. I have to batten down the hatches when I know a visit is looming. But I don't always get the notice.... Posts: 643 | From: Over there | Registered: Aug 2007
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I would never look in bedrooms or anything but a medicine cabinet I cannot resist. Sorry, guilty. Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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A bit of topic; A friend of my son (also 10 years old) often stays at our house. He cannot use the bathroom neatly cause he stands up while peeing. I once was fed up with cleaning each time, so I decided to explain to the kid in a friendly manner. I said; Would it please be possible to sit down next time you use the bathroom? I would really appreciate that. He said he would do so. Next time he left my bathroom it was worse than ever. He said to my son; oooaaw, that's difficult sitting down on your knees and trying to aim. (so I had not explained in a comprehensive way)
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I really hope people are looking in my bathroom cabinets...It is the most organized thing in my house. I have matching baskets to hold towels, sheets and well everything.... In fact I should just lead people straight there and open them up for inspection. Posts: 3891 | From: No good deed goes unpunished. | Registered: May 2007
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^^^ Thank you Of Gold, those of us that peek would really appreciate that. We are tired of slowly opening the door hoping a creek doesn't eek out...just give us the inspection first hand. Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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quote:Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers: I dated an American guy YEARS ago...we ended up living together (yea, I thought he was THE ONE, that didn't work out) and he always sat down. No, he wasn't Muslim or anything, he just claimed it was cleaner and more comfortable. Strange when I think back now....
Is this the only memory you have about him?? Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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Your welcome Smucks, come on over and I will even let you look through the baskets... Posts: 3891 | From: No good deed goes unpunished. | Registered: May 2007
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11- Must bring/make me cake upon demand with many layers of frosting, and no you can't have any.
12- Must kill all spiders and assorted creepy crawlies, while I stand on the nearest chair screaming and pointing. And don't get pissed off at me and say "It's just a spider." or there will be no rewards for your efforts later. Posts: 1879 | From: Going to Graceland | Registered: Nov 2006
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My husband RUNS from spiders and GEIKOS! He's deathly afraid of those tiny little lizards...but I scream if I see a bug (cockroach) *sor sor?* on the street and he's quick to SMASH it flat so I don't understand his way of thinking...
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13. Sometimes if you just come up to us and give us a 5 second shoulder rub and tell us we look pretty, you will get MORE benefits in a 24 hour period from us than by taking us to an expensive dinner, and out on the town. We like the small things.
14. Even if we are not insecure, we don't like it when you notice other women in public. Take a quick glance (like we do with the attractive men), keep a mental note and look away. American men have perfected this, Egyptian men need to get with the program. Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passion ate 44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food & beer 3. Hand over the remote.
Have a great day friends!!!!!11
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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passion ate 44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food & beer 3. Hand over the remote.
Have a great day friends!!!!!11
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