quote:Originally posted by Reality_Meanie: Oral sex, nothing says I love you more than oral sex. Swallowing is important too.
Let is hereby be noted that on this point I have to agree with sono
ew who the hell wants to swallow that salty sticky mess! ill suck a d*ck til its blue but hell to the no i aint drinking it!
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I beg to differ. I man who doesn't smoke, actually exercises, doesn't drink alcohol much, eats well and has a charming personality let alone sexual stamina will taste good.
Salt and pepper hair, deep brown eyes are the best!
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quote:Originally posted by PeaceAtLast: ew who the hell wants to swallow that salty sticky mess! ill suck a d*ck til its blue but hell to the no i aint drinking it!
I think his diet and health determine what he tastes like PAL.
Women tell me I taste more sweet than salty, and I'm sure thats because I eat alot of fruit and drink alot of 100% juice and water....
I also don't drink alcohol or smoke, but I exercise so I'm in good health
Oh and I eat alot of raw honey too!
But atleast women have the option to swallow a man's semen.
A man performing oral on a woman doesn't have that option. He takes whatever she gives him, even if it includes more than a few pubic hairs
quote:Originally posted by PeaceAtLast: ew who the hell wants to swallow that salty sticky mess! ill suck a d*ck til its blue but hell to the no i aint drinking it!
I think his diet and health determine what he tastes like PAL.
Women tell me I taste more sweet than salty, and I'm sure thats because I eat alot of fruit and drink alot of 100% juice and water.
I also don't drink alcohol or smoke, but I exercise so I'm in good health
But atleast women have the option to swallow a man's semen.
A man performing oral on a woman doesn't have that option. He takes whatever she gives him, even if it includes more than a few pubic hairs
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Thankyou all who have joined the forum, its so nice to see you there. We dont have 2 lap tops. My husband just wanted to make a forum , for me to make me happy. He loves to do this, as computers are his hobby. Wht is wrong with a little romance? Sorry iff we offended anyone.
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You haven't offended me YR, I just find it strange and a little bit exhibitionist, but its your life, live it however you want.
If thats how you show your love to each other, its up to you of course. Personally, if it were me I would die of embarrasment and hate to have a forum all about me, but we are all different and perhaps this is perfectly normal behaviour, after all Tina has one too I believe , see its normal Posts: 918 | From: Earth | Registered: Jan 2008
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OK, I'm going to be called a sap by some here, but I see nothing wrong in this thread. 'HappyInLove' started it as a topic for us all to contribute to. Way worse happens on ES than a little light flirting between two people who happen to be married to each other.
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To Ayisha, Smuckers, and others here who seem to be devout Muslims..a question please..
Since somebody mentioned oral sex, I'm just curious:
1. Is oral sex forbidden by the Qur'an? Would the consumption of another person's body fluids be considered 'haram'?(sorry about spelling)
2. Are there any sexual activities between man and wife that may be forbidden by Islam in general?
3. Would a Muslim couple see an Imam who is a man of honour, for sexual counselling?
4. How do devout Muslims feel about birth control?
5. Do Muslims get taught that sex is dirty, the way some Christian communities are taught?
I've been wanting to ask the above, but knowing that most devout Muslims don't even swear in public let alone talk about sexual matters has always made me think twice about asking...and I have been told off a few times for swearing by some devout ones
I know this is the wrong forum to ask about your faith but I thought I'd try
Thanks for your time
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And I'm not sure what a devout Muslim is, but I'm not on, this is just common knowledge.
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quote:Originally posted by mel: To Ayisha, Smuckers, and others here who seem to be devout Muslims..a question please..
Since somebody mentioned oral sex, I'm just curious:
1. Is oral sex forbidden by the Qur'an? Would the consumption of another person's body fluids be considered 'haram'?(sorry about spelling)
2. Are there any sexual activities between man and wife that may be forbidden by Islam in general?
3. Would a Muslim couple see an Imam who is a man of honour, for sexual counselling?
4. How do devout Muslims feel about birth control?
5. Do Muslims get taught that sex is dirty, the way some Christian communities are taught?
I've been wanting to ask the above, but knowing that most devout Muslims don't even swear in public let alone talk about sexual matters has always made me think twice about asking...and I have been told off a few times for swearing by some devout ones
I know this is the wrong forum to ask about your faith but I thought I'd try
Thanks for your time
1) No, consumption of your partner's bodily fluids is fun & healthy.
2) Anything involving livestock should be avoided, otherwise knock yourselves out.
3) No, they would film themselves doing it then show it to the Imam so he can provide a proper critique.
4) Birth what?
5) Yes because let's face it, if it ain't dirty it ain't no fun.
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Oral sex is not forbidden by Quran Anal sex is forbidden and sex while menstruating Yes an imam would counsel for anything between man and wife Birth control, not sure because all babies are a blessing from Allah but looking at it logically a woman should not be conceiving repeatedly as her body needs to adjust to normal and too many 'blessings from Allah' can be too much. If a baby is meant to be nothing will stop it happening. Sex is not considered dirty but one should wait to be married first.
Others may have other ideas on the above though
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Birth control is not forbidden. There are people who believe in a very strict way, the ones like in Saoudi Arabia, who think birth control is not allowed. It's like in catholic church: the Vatican still forbids to use birth-control, but only the very strict believers practise this rule.
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I did think birth control was kind of haram I thought some people feel that as Ayisha said that it is a gift from god. I do know some people who say that and do not use any kind of birth control. Posts: 895 | Registered: Sep 2007
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Ayisha already answered, and btw I'm flattered that you described me as a devout Muslim...I see myself far from that but of course always try. Thanks for the unintended compliment, it made my day. Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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Yesterday I heard a question: Which opinion you dislike the most when somebody from the opposite sex should make it about you: * That you're dumb * That you're ugly * That you've got no sense of humour
Answers please, and then I will tell you what majority has answered....
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quote:Originally posted by happybunny: I did think birth control was kind of haram I thought some people feel that as Ayisha said that it is a gift from god. I do know some people who say that and do not use any kind of birth control.
There's nothing in the Qur'an to indicate that it's an obligation to have children. Ayisha, the prophet's wife, never had children, btw.
The sheikhs who say it's haram to use birth control are usually the ones who can't see a woman in any other role than that of a mother and homemaker. And many of them are just interested in "increasing the number of Muslims", so of course they urge people to have as many kids as possible.
What the Muslims should do is to have as many children as they can, because this is the command issued by the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) when he said, “Marry the one who is loving and fertile, for I will be proud of your great numbers.” Because increasing the number of children increases the size of the ummah, and being of great numbers is a source of pride ... No one would deny that if the ummah is great in number this will lend it pride and strength. This is contrary to what is imagined by those who think evil thoughts, that the large numbers of the ummah is the cause of its poverty and hunger. If the ummah increases in number and relies on Allaah, and believes in His promise, in the aayah “And no moving (living) creature is there on earth but its provision is due from Allaah” [Hood 11:6 – interpretation of the meaning], then Allaah will make things easy for them and will grant them sufficient means from His Bounty.
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I can't even begin to answer that question because depending on who the man was I could care less.... Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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1. Is oral sex forbidden by the Qur'an? Would the consumption of another person's body fluids be considered 'haram'?
Honestly I have no idea about this.
2. Are there any sexual activities between man and wife that may be forbidden by Islam in general?
Yes, anal sex and when a woman has her period.
3. Would a Muslim couple see an Imam who is a man of honour, for sexual counseling?
They should.
4. How do devout Muslims feel about birth control?
Some see it is haram.
5. Do Muslims get taught that sex is dirty, the way some Christian communities are taught?
It is not dirty, it is amazing! Seriously, I liked Vader's answer, sex before marriage is dirty, after marriage that's their right.Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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quote:Originally posted by ?????: So, you prefer to be a devout muslim.
Yesterday I heard a question: Which opinion you dislike the most when somebody from the opposite sex should make it about you: * That you're dumb * That you're ugly * That you've got no sense of humour
Answers please, and then I will tell you what majority has answered....
dumb.
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I think Birth regulation is allowed while Birth limitation is haram. Shaykh Ibn ‘Uthaymeen meant the the birth limitation not the birth regulation.
There should be deep understanding when quoting what those sheikhs say beause those sheikhs spent their life in studying and research.
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quote:Originally posted by ?????: So, you prefer to be a devout muslim.
Yesterday I heard a question: Which opinion you dislike the most when somebody from the opposite sex should make it about you: * That you're dumb * That you're ugly * That you've got no sense of humour
Answers please, and then I will tell you what majority has answered....
Majority of women would answer : dumb Majority of men would answer : no sense of humour
I would answer: * No sense of humour.
Motivation: * When a man should call me dumb, I shouldn't care and think : My time will come, to proof how dumb YOU are... * When a man should call me ugly, I shouldn't care and think: I'm to good for you and you have no taste!!! besides that: you're also dumb, because a smart guy wouldn't tell such a thing. Posts: 7202 | From: EU | Registered: Nov 2006
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quote:Originally posted by joueur ( Hocus Pocus): I think Birth regulation is allowed while Birth limitation is haram. Shaykh Ibn ‘Uthaymeen meant the the birth limitation not the birth regulation.
Again: There is nothing whatsoever in the Qur'an to suggest it is haram not to have children.
And Shaikh Ibn Uthaymeen is / was a moron with a very distorted and sick view of women.
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quote:Originally posted by joueur ( Hocus Pocus): I think Birth regulation is allowed while Birth limitation is haram. Shaykh Ibn ‘Uthaymeen meant the the birth limitation not the birth regulation.
Again: There is nothing whatsoever in the Qur'an to suggest it is haram not to have children.
And Shaikh Ibn Uthaymeen is / was a moron with a very distorted and sick view of women.
Again, I think You have not seen Shaikh Ibn Uthaymeen or read the all works of Shaikh Ibn Uthaymeen to Judge.
I see There is a hadith stating that doing one's best to have good children and caring for their upbringing is a good deed.
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quote:Originally posted by joueur ( Hocus Pocus): I think You have not seen Shaikh Ibn Uthaymeen or read the all works of Shaikh Ibn Uthaymeen to Judge.
I think you should better not be thinking. Posts: 3587 | Registered: Mar 2006
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Joueur quoted:- I see There is a hadith stating that doing one's best to have good children and caring for their upbringing is a good deed.
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Surely all parents want good children and to bring them up in a caring way. i don't understand why that is part of a conversation about birth control and the shielks comments about birth control.
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quote:Originally posted by happybunny: i don't understand why that is part of a conversation about birth control and the shielks comments about birth control.
Don't look for any kind of logic in Jouer's posts since you'll find none. His brain is a bit imperfect, i.e. not really fit for the task of drawing logical conclusions or functioning independently. Posts: 3587 | Registered: Mar 2006
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quote:Originally posted by happybunny: Surely all parents want good children and to bring them up in a caring way. [Confused] i don't understand why that is part of a conversation about birth control [Confused] and the shielks comments about birth control.
It depends on the actual definition of Birth control which people are talking about. Some people do take contraceptive because they do not want children or do not want to stand some problems.
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quote:Originally posted by happybunny: i don't understand why that is part of a conversation about birth control and the shielks comments about birth control.
Don't look for any kind of logic in Jouer's posts since you'll find none. His brain is a bit imperfect, i.e. not really fit for the task of drawing logical conclusions or functioning independently.
This reminds me of this incident in Quran.
51 And verily, those who disbelieve would almost make you slip with their eyes through hatredness when they hear the Reminder (the Quran), and they say: "Verily, he (Muhammad SAW) is a madman!" 52 But it is nothing else than a Reminder to all the Alameen (mankind, jinns and all that exists).
quote:Originally posted by ?????: So, you prefer to be a devout muslim.
Yesterday I heard a question: Which opinion you dislike the most when somebody from the opposite sex should make it about you: * That you're dumb * That you're ugly * That you've got no sense of humour
Answers please, and then I will tell you what majority has answered....
First I thought 'no sense of humour' then when I started to type I thought 'NO'.
None of these statements would make any difference to me in any way. I KNOW im not dumb (except when im really tired) I know im not ugly, no beauty but certainly not ugly, and I have a great sense of humour, so no, it wouldnt make any difference to me if these things were said to me by the opposite sex who would obviously be an ugly dumb man with no sense of humour to say them in the first place Posts: 15090 | From: http://www.egyptalk.com/forum/ | Registered: Jul 2004
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quote:Originally posted by joueur ( Hocus Pocus): I think Birth regulation is allowed while Birth limitation is haram. Shaykh Ibn ‘Uthaymeen meant the the birth limitation not the birth regulation.
There should be deep understanding when quoting what those sheikhs say beause those sheikhs spent their life in studying and research.
could you please explain the difference between birth regulation and birth limitation? Posts: 15090 | From: http://www.egyptalk.com/forum/ | Registered: Jul 2004
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quote:Originally posted by joueur ( Hocus Pocus): I think Birth regulation is allowed while Birth limitation is haram. Shaykh Ibn ‘Uthaymeen meant the the birth limitation not the birth regulation.
There should be deep understanding when quoting what those sheikhs say beause those sheikhs spent their life in studying and research.
could you please explain the difference between birth regulation and birth limitation?
Birth Regulation: Birth control.
Birth Limitation: Preventing idiots like hocus pocus from further contaminating the gene pool.
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quote:Originally posted by ?????: So, you prefer to be a devout muslim.
Yesterday I heard a question: Which opinion you dislike the most when somebody from the opposite sex should make it about you: * That you're dumb * That you're ugly * That you've got no sense of humour
Answers please, and then I will tell you what majority has answered....
First I thought 'no sense of humour' then when I started to type I thought 'NO'.
None of these statements would make any difference to me in any way. I KNOW im not dumb (except when im really tired) I know im not ugly, no beauty but certainly not ugly, and I have a great sense of humour, so no, it wouldnt make any difference to me if these things were said to me by the opposite sex who would obviously be an ugly dumb man with no sense of humour to say them in the first place
Hehe, so, you're just as convinced about yourself as I am, only the humour saves us... Posts: 7202 | From: EU | Registered: Nov 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Sic Luceat Lux: Women tell me I taste more sweet than salty, and I'm sure thats because I eat alot of fruit and drink alot of 100% juice and water....
And what's wrong with salty? Personally, I wouldn't really want a guy who tastes like a fruitcake. Posts: 3587 | Registered: Mar 2006
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"Birth Limitation: Preventing idiots like hocus pocus from further contaminating the gene pool."
I like Billy Connolly's joking take on religious fanaticism and religion. Hocus Pocus needs to grow a sense of humour. Christian zealots have long been targets of Connolly's wit. This clip shows what the heathens and kafir think of Hocus Pocus and his type. It's time for a little balance on ES!
PS: There is a teeny, weeny wee bit of swearing.
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quote:Originally posted by joueur ( Hocus Pocus): I think Birth regulation is allowed while Birth limitation is haram. Shaykh Ibn ‘Uthaymeen meant the the birth limitation not the birth regulation.
There should be deep understanding when quoting what those sheikhs say beause those sheikhs spent their life in studying and research.
could you please explain the difference between birth regulation and birth limitation?
Birth Regulation: Birth control.
Birth Limitation: Preventing idiots like hocus pocus from further contaminating the gene pool.
I think You currently have a big problem in your life. You have nothing good to do, don't you?
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could you please explain the difference between and birth limitation? for example birth regulation includes Planning of the family, caring for all members medically and financially and doing the best to enlarge the family.
Birth limitation is to strictly say I want only zero, one , two , three family members and doing the best to remain the same.
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quote:Originally posted by Sic Luceat Lux: Women tell me I taste more sweet than salty, and I'm sure thats because I eat alot of fruit and drink alot of 100% juice and water....
And what's wrong with salty? Personally, I wouldn't really want a guy who tastes like a fruitcake.
i think suckin dick is nasty as hell it is salty and thats the last time i did it!!!not my motto is no licky no sticky!!
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